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View Poll Results: Who do you want to win ?
Simon Ambrose 4 23.53%
Ghazal Asif 0 0%
Tre Azam 4 23.53%
Gerri Blackwood 0 0%
Paul Callaghan 0 0%
Lfti Chaundhri 0 0%
Kristina Grimes 3 17.65%
Katie Hopkins 1 5.88%
Adam Hosker 0 0%
Andy Jackson 1 5.88%
Jadine Johnson 0 0%
Dr Sophie Kain 1 5.88%
Lohit Kalburgi 0 0%
Rory Laing 0 0%
Naomi Lay 2 11.76%
Natalie Wood 1 5.88%
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The Apprentice 2007




If you're unable to get BBC1 through sky/cable tv, I am sure clips are going to be shown on the web.

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I dont care who wins, i just want to see sir alan sugar do his thing.
That man makes me laugh so much, terrific entertainment ill be glued to it alll the way through
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Bottom-right, bottom-right! Phhwoar!
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Old 27-03-2007, 09:13 AM
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Vote for who you think might win

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or for certain members, lets be shallow and vote for who is most pleasing on the eye (sadly I feel the male candidates have let us down in this department)

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Old 27-03-2007, 09:48 AM
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I'd give Tre a half-hearted hike after a couple of beers.
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I wish I could watch it, I used to love that show! Whose the best so far?
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Old 28-03-2007, 10:37 AM
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Hasn't started yet Vik.....i think next week some time.
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Hasn't started yet Vik.....i think next week some time.
It's tonight bbc1 @ 9pm

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It's tonight bbc1 @ 9pm
Oh heck I forgot to watch it, If anyone did watch it please post any details.
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You did not do that.. you did nooooot!

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I'd give Tre a half-hearted hike after a couple of beers.
Tre is quite nice, he's smart too. He seems to know what he's doing, but boy does he love to swear and that just ticks me off.. (You don't need to swear for people to listen to you! Grr). He reminds me a bit of Sayid from last year's one. Very, very smart and a great business person, but doesn't know when to zip it, which cheeses the other candidates off...

I hope he stays in there for longer, because his character makes it great to watch. And how awesome was yesterday's episode? I think it's a bit too early for me to decide who my favourites are..
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Why is no one talking about The Apprentice? :( It's one of two shows I watch on a weekly basis. Come on, fans.. speak up :P

Why has everyone got it in for Adam? Yeah, he does get a bit schoolboy-ish grumpy-ish, BUT.. he's generally been right in everything he says and does, and I can't see any problems in the way that he's been doing business - so far. He gets sales, and does what he needs to do.

My favourites - in terms of business and doing well, are Simon, Adam, Kristina, Lohit and Tre. Though Tre surely does love to swear like there is no tomorrow..

I want to see Adam get better and get far, just for the fact that the other candidates think he's just a kid. And the fact that Sir Alan doesn't seem to see his potential or the good that he's done so far (wake up!), though Margaret has. I swear she has a soft spot for him, always sticking up for Adam, heh.
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Wellllllllllll I Thinkk Im Gonna Havee To Pick Naomii To Win , Cos Of Her Amazing Name ;) ,,, And Peopplle Haveee To Hate Adamm Cosssssssss... Hes All Slowwwwwwww Talkingg And Makes You Feel Dimm xD , I Blame The Lacashire Accennttt :P Anddd Apparentlyy He Robbbeed The Rockfm Presenters Car! And They Used To Be Close Frienddddddds. Tiskkk!
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Wellllllllllll I Thinkk Im Gonna Havee To Pick Naomii To Win , Cos Of Her Amazing Name ;) ,,, And Peopplle Haveee To Hate Adamm Cosssssssss... Hes All Slowwwwwwww Talkingg And Makes You Feel Dimm xD , I Blame The Lacashire Accennttt :P Anddd Apparentlyy He Robbbeed The Rockfm Presenters Car! And They Used To Be Close Frienddddddds. Tiskkk!
*ahem* let's stick to business here. You can't be liking Naomi just 'cause it's your name ;) you joker..

And leave Adam aloooone! We'll wait to see if he's project manager and see how he handles it..
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Lmaoooooooo Yehhh! :P Adam Will Do Pantsssss I'm Sure He's Been Manager On That Chocolate Thingg And He Was Pooooooooooop They Lost. Soooooooo xD I Think I Won That Onee Lmaoo :P And Naomi's Good At Business Aswell As Her Name Choice xD She Was One Of The French Speakers Andd Impresssssed Peopplle ;) Soo Nerrr xD
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Well i certainly wont be backing Katie because of her name!! Eugh her and paul made me sick.
I choose tre, used to hate him but i like that he can even talk sheeite in different languages :P
Adam fan :D maybe cos he's the only half decent looking one. but thats not a good enough reason is it nerd? Him as project manager should be a hoot next week :)
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Pfffffffffffffft You're All Forgetttiiinnggggg Adam Messed Up Last Timee As Manager With Those Terrible "Natural Orange Lolliies" :| >.<
And Has Been In The Boardroom Several Timesssssss.. I Think Next Week Hes Outttaaaa Thereee! :P Can't Wait To Hear Alan Sugar Say, " Adam You're Rubbish, You're Fired" xD Lmaoo Sorry All Adam Fans xD I Guess Tre's Alright Though... Bit Of A Swearerrrrrrr But He Does His Job..
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Fancying Adam?
Pssh.. If anything, Simon is the cuter one.. ;)
But I'm not like that.. I can just see that Adam has been doing a lot, but they've all been going at him! Look at Katie thingy and Paul... they were both so lovey dovey.. lol But no one really had much of a problem with them. In my opinion, those two haven't done much at all to deserve being there, so I'm glad to see that Paul has vanished.
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Lmaoo Okay Katiee Can Goo First xD Then Adam :P Haha ,, Yehh I Think Simon Is Better Lookingg Thannn Adammm! :| But You Still Fancy Adam Nerdyyy! xD Haha x Paul Trying To Cook Sausages On An Empty Tin Can! Lmao Lossssssssserr xD

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That was Pauls Fault!!
dont blame the Gorm that is adam
Simon better looking? Wooot
Katie next yep *throws up on her* (cos i dunno how to do that thing in blue)
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Cheater, I helped you.. ;P (and you double posted..muahaha! n00b. Don't worry, I did the same when I first got here).
And I do not like Adam!

Fine, I want Kristina to win.. save you from thinking that I like the guys. Oh God, you'll only think I like the women then.. o_o
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