This is meant to be funny and in no way, shape or form should any of this be taken officially or even seriously.

1. If you suspect that someone in the room is an admin, please call several times, "Who admin, who admin". If he or she answers, you now have an instant admin friend who will recommend you for the job.

2. Show your true iSketch colors... vote on anyone for any reason, slap newbies, make up your own rules, swear a lot, flood the chat window, and gang up on other players. This way the admins will get to know you, and again be able to recommend you for the job.

3. Be under the age of 18. We all know that old people can't use technology, so why should they even try.

4. Don't mail iSketch info. It would get lost anyway. Instead, tell every admin you can find that you want to be an admin.

5. Put in applications for each and every name you have ever used on iSketch. That way one of them is bound to become an admin, eventually.

6. Lie profusely. Who needs your phone number and computer set up anyway? We all know the only time you can access iSketch is during 5th period study hall when the monitor thinks you are typing your English research paper!

7. Say that you know at least 2 languages. After all, you know all the cuss words in French and Spanish.

8. And last but not least, share those useful iSketch anecdotes on your application. You know the ones about one time in Cyber...


Feel free to add more to the list!

lmao Sam

I am sure there will be a few addendums... but I can't think of any at the moment!

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lol, i've seen many people follow this list step by step

lol, that's just too funny! I wish I had this advise sooner rather than later ;)

9. If you know how to swear to get your point across, make sure you put that down on the application! After all people will only listen to you if you swear and curse... It's an excellent way of showing that you're mature enough to take on the job.

10. Learn to tipe lyk dis, its a gud fing 2 ad+ in ur application because who talks properly anymore, anyway?

11. Be sure to make Rob aware how passionately you want to be an admin.. typing in caps and threatening is very helpful.. "MAKE ME AN ADMIN OR ELSE!!"

Okay, so those weren't funny, but that's what came to mind. Nice thread, Sam! :)

12. Go ahead, lie a little, tell everyone you're an admin, launch a few threats here and there, who cares? You might as well, because you're well on your way to become one anyway. That way you'll get the cred and respect you rightfully deserve as a future admin.

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13. Be a rules Nazi: Vote on anyone who so much as writes 'lol' in the corner of the games box.Type NO LETTERS with no explanation for the n00bies (only ever in caps) the repeatedly slap said n00bies for normal newbie errors. The voting will help the admin to notice you, they'll think you're wonderful, and not at all anally retentive or obnoxious.

14. MAKE SURE YOUR ENTIRE APPLICATION IS FILLED OUT IN CAPITAL LETTERS. Rob is old and therefore can't see very well, so use LARGE LETTERS and CAPS ONLY!

15. Insert one of your porn draws, that you got banned ,(thats bound to get their attention)

16. Insist that anyone over the age of 18 must be a 'peedo'. Also insist that 'peedo' is perfectly acceptable spelling and reads perfectly phonetically.

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17. Make clear that no one above the age of 18 should be allowed to be an admin, because they're meant to be busy "getting a life" and "having a job".

18. As admin you promise to pm every player of the oppersite sex ASL

19. you will flash up your myspace/msn addy add least 10 times every hour.

20. Always make sure you draw a johnson, as all good admins will always draw smut at some time in the game

21. Mail socks and broken iPods to Rob until he knows you're serious about the game

22. Buy a kilt and a ticket to Sweden...

Oh kiltage needed i see,?
So why isnt ches an admin may one ask ???

Because he's got the kilt, but he's missing his ticket to Sweden and all the other good tips in this thread :P

I cn tri hrder, u nubs. i wil b adnim!

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23. Promise Rob your first born.

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24. Be sure to argue with and curse out admins at every turn, as we all know this is simply indicative of sibling rivalry and they'll enjoy it too, as well as feeling a brotherly/sisterly connection.

25. Lie about your personal information, tell them you're the president of the United States! They're sure to be much more impressed with you if you make yourself sound more interesting.

26. Be sure to mention any encounter you've ever had with an admin on your app, so they'll know you're a real friend of admins!

27. Don't forge to be honest in telling them why you want to be an admin, they appreciate honesty! Explain all about that guy you wanna ban because he draws better than you do, and that girl you'll block for not cybering with you!

28. Include a measurement of your knob (if you're a guy) so that if a lady looks over your application she'll be throughly impressed with what a man you are!

29. They don't need your phone number, give them a PHONY number instead! Make it something like 911-111-111 so the joke will be on them when they reach their local police department! They'll then see what a sense of humor you have and be more likely to accpet you!

30. Include pictures of yourself hiking up a kilt, dimming lights, and slapping people with rubber chickens, to show how you have the iSketch spirit!

31. Let 'em know that you'll get your friend Billy at school to go beat 'em up if they don't accpet you! Scare the wits out of 'em, and there's no way they can turn you down!

32. Be sure to request Rob's credit card number, so that you can verify that he's really an adult and not just a child pretending to be!

33. Ask if they can come to your house (at the address you provided) to talk about your new admin status in person.

34. Tell them about that one time you had a chat with a moderator in runescape! They'll be impressed by how you get along with people in power!

35. Ask Rob how good his wife is in bed. He'll be touched that you think to ask about his dear family, and might be more likely to approve your application.

36. Ask Rob how big HIS knob is if you're a guy, this "guy talk" will make him feel like one of your buddies, improving the chances of you being accepted.

37. Include links to all your favorite "adult" sites! Whoever recieves the application will appreciate it, thereby improving your chances!

38. Be sure to describe any relations you've had with Rob's mother.

OK OK, I'm done now. I know these aren't any good, but I was bored.

I ain't got no problem with Mods deleting posts...but...

...from this sections page of rules comes this:

So can I have my and Wild_Cherrys (and whoever elses) posts back please.


ta.

Or was it OT?

Either way a short PM would have been nice.

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From the looks of it, there haven't been any posts deleted. :S

edit: Most likely moved... there are posts in the chit-chat thread which I assume have been moved from here.

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Ahhh, it got moved!


Well it was OT, so no probs :-)

Will this get moved now ;-)

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Posts were moved into chit-chat thread. Sorry.

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39. Complain about every Admin that comes your way that way they know you want to make changes.

40. Tell Rob that you have a letterbomb on the way to his house, and if he approves you you'll deactivate it. That way he'll have to approve you!

41. Let everyone know you'll be an admin soon! Tell the people inthe room you're playing that if they don't add you to messenger and tell you the answers you'll ban 'em when you get your admin position!

42. Be sure to cyber with everyone you come across, good admins must have relations with all players, and best to get started before you achieve your position.

43. ALWAYS draw porn in your draws, to show that you are indeed over the age of 18, since children shouldn't have ever seen porn, and therefore won't know what it looks like to draw it!

44. Tell rob all about how you're a secret admirer of his, let it out! Once he sees it your way and falls in love with you, theres no way he can not make his lover an admin!

45. Tell him that if he doesn't approve your applciations you're gonna go on a killing spree in your neighborhood. Surely the thought of losing innocent lives will get his attention and help you on your way!

46. Include a copy of every test you've ever taken to demonstrate how smart you are, we know he doesn't want any idiots as admin!

47. Another reason to type in all caps, besides those mentioned, is to show rob that you have a voice and you're not afraid to use it! He'll appreciate how outspoken you are and be more likely to approve you.

48. Look up rob online and find his address, then put HIS OWN address in your application! Think of the look on his face when he tries to mail you something and it comes back to his own doorstep! LOL! This will once agian demonstrate your sense of humor to him.

49. If you find that someone is an admin, immediately PM them "ASL??" so that you can get to know them, and possibly end up with an admin friend who can recommend you for the job!

50. Add any admins you meet to your notification list, and follow them around everywhere they go so that you can get to be friends with them!

51. Tell rob how good his wife was in bed last night, he'll appreciate your compliment to his family.

52. Tell him about how you're always gonna type in bold if he approves you, because you think it looks cool and makes you seem important.

53. Tell any admins you don't like that you're gonna be an admin too soon, and you're geonna ban them when you become one! That'll set 'em straight!

54. Send a new application every day, up-to-date, since they obviously haven't recieved any of your previous ones, as they haven't replied.

55. Express your age through a complex mathematical equation, make him have to work it out! He'll see how smart you are to come up with such an equation and be more likely to approve you.

56. Do the same with your phone number (If you didn't take my earlier tip about giving a phony one)

57. For your real name, put something like "Amanda Huggenkiss" or any of those other clever names you saw on the Simpsons and like repeating every chance you get! Rob will laugh when he sees it and see even more of your sense of humor!

58. Tell him that you don't have a job, and you sit in your parents' basement on the computer all day. That way he'll see that you have plenty of time to devote to being an admin!

59. Before you send in your application, run it through the dialectizer that iSketch uses, using the hacker dialect! That way he'll think you're a hacker and therefore really good with technology!

60. If you're american, be sure to ASSERT YOUR AMERICAN PRIDE and how you hate all those backwoods countries like Sweden.

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P.S. I use the name Patronizing on iSketch now.

61. For your isketch username type in "Admin" and type in the password "HackFrogs" and then go in a roomand you'll be an automatic Admin! Even try greeting people!

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