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A new thread - for a bit of fun! Quite simple really - you replace the 'BLANK' with a new word (or words) in a well known saying, music lyric, nursery rhyme - the funnier, the better
Example: Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any BLANK Response: Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any thing else to say? So... let's go!!! Is this the real life, is this just BLANK
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Is this the real life, is this just a dress rehersal so it doesn't matter if you forget your lines and get the giggles?
Too many cooks, BLANK the broth. Is that right TF? Or does the blank have to be at the end? Nice game btw, I'm going to enjoy it :)
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A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he spoke; The less he spoke the more he heard; Why aren't we like that wise old bird?
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hehe.. that's right Vik!! Doesn't matter what you say or where you put the BLANK (or BLANK's - just not too many of 'em)
Too many cooks, will cause anarchy, confusion and dismay then have handbags at dawn as one purports to be better than the other and then throw the broth All's fair in BLANK and BLANK
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'All's Fair' in Chicago and New York for one week only! See the amazing elephants!!
A BLANK in the hand is worth BLANK in the BLANK
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A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he spoke; The less he spoke the more he heard; Why aren't we like that wise old bird?
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A credit-card in the hand, is worth more than a man in the dog house will ever know!!!
Humpty Dumpty sat on the BLANK, Humpty Dumpty had a great BLANK
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the tumble dryer, Humpty Dumpty had a great time.
It was 20 years ago today, Sergent Pepper taught the band to BLANK
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A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he spoke; The less he spoke the more he heard; Why aren't we like that wise old bird?
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It was 20 years ago today, Sergent Peppre taught the band to knit.
If you go down to the BLANK today, youd better go in BLANK BLANK
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If you go down to the isketch forum back yard
today, you'd better go in your n00b dot Why are there two at the end? Eauughh, suddenly I can't think of a single song or nursery rhyme! Hickory dickory dock (wow what stupid words, by the way), the mouse BLANK |
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Hickory dickory dock, the mouse wrote to his personal tailor and complained because he felt his new satin suit didn't make the most of his eye colour.
A bird in the BLANK, is worth two in the BLANK. |
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A bird in the oven, is worth two in the microwave.
Oooh that sucked! I have no imagination! * tasha thinks she may stay out of this thread. If you're BLANK and you know it, BLANK |
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If you're a banana and you know it, be a peeling. (sorry!)
If I go out without my BLANK, you can count on it to BLANK. |
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If I go out without my small brown yak called Norman you can count on it to go mental at home and wreck the living room.
Wee Willy BLANK runs through the BLANK
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Wee Willy Chilli runs through the digestive tract.
da la la laaaa da la la la laaa da la la laaa it's the final BLANK
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da la la laaaa da la la la laaa da la la laaa it's the final time I go to your damn restaurant, Chilli's, and see flies in my pickles, cause all I want to do is eat a damn Fajita Pita and a few pickles, but you can't even give me that. YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME SUFFER!
... k Private eyes, they're watching you, watching BLANK Last edited by xrxdanixrx; 29-04-2007 at 06:57 PM. Reason: wrong html |
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Private eyes, they're watching you, watching porn in your living room. Bloody invasion of privacy I call it.
You can lead a horse to water but BLANK
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You can lead a horse to water but its almost impossible to find a bag big enough to drown it in.
Don't stop me now, I'm having BLANK
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Don't stop me now, I'm having a well deserved rest before I continue on with the day's most pressing issue - LUNCH!
Flattery will get you BLANK
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Flattery will get you nowhere with a husband who's pissed you dropped your cellphone in the washing machine...again.
Curiosity killed the BLANK.
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Curiousity killed the man who stuck his head out the train window just before it went into a tunnel
Smoke me a BLANK, I'll be back for BLANK |
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Smoke me a cigartette, I'll be back for your money when you die of lung cancer.
Little boy blue, come BLANK |
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Little boy blue, come all over his shoe.
Little Miss Muffet Sat on BLANK
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Little Miss Muffet sat on Humpty Dumpty who was still on the tumble dryer and they both have a great time :)
Twinkle twinkle little BLANK how I wonder what you BLANK
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Twinkle twinkle little flying colours, how i wonder what the hell i just smoked to get you to twinkle like that...
How much BLANK would a woodchuck BLANK if a woodchuck could BLANK BLANK? kinda has a nice ring to it too... hehe.
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How much cheese would a woodchuck eat if a woodchuck could find cheese and eat it?
With great BLANK, comes great BLANK. |
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With great apes, comes great bananas
The BLANK is always BLANK on the other side of the BLANK |
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