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Old 17-07-2007, 02:25 PM
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!!...Calling all iSketchers...!!

This is an important announcement to iSketchers everywhere...

BEWARE!

The Macs are coming!

A mother ship is hovvering above earth and has sent out her pilots (ordinary macs) to scout the planet

The rumours that macs are a conspiracy theory have recently been proven to be true.

The mother ship was last seen around Uranus (Pictured below)

If you see them DO NOT APPROACH THEM

How do protect myself?

We all have wear foil hats to protect us from the evil of these macs.
They are the tool of the alien race and are not to be trusted.

How do I know if I've been infected?
Macs are already known to have removed their users ability to draw animals, they also give anyone infected the inconsolable need to spam more than the average person.

If you are showing any of these signs. You must destroy any computer hardware that you use.


What do I do next?

Let us unite against these forces!
Join iSketchers everywhere and become a member of
S.A.M.I. (Sketchers against Mac Invasion)


We can beat this, and we will beat this!
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Old 17-07-2007, 02:34 PM
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ROFL!!!
I mean.. omg!

We're invading, nothing you can do about it, love.

* MsNerdinator encourages all members on the forum to view her signature links with high volume!

Btw, Facey.. how good are your animal drawings? *runs* And you spam too. Me thinks you're infected..

I believe iSketch was made on a mac.. muhahahaa. :P

I come in peace. XD
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Old 17-07-2007, 03:30 PM
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* Buffers welcomes our dark overlords and grovels for forgiveness... I don't want to not be able to draw animals!


OhNoes!!!!!



* Buffers sneaks off to work on her foil hat....
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Old 17-07-2007, 03:39 PM
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Looks to me like they have already arrived! Glad there is a thread for them now :P

And... I use my PC and probably will do forever, cause I can only just about work out how this thing works...
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Old 17-07-2007, 06:22 PM
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Hello, My name's 2.0. and i'm... i'm... i'm infected with mac.

AND I'M HERE TO MURDER YOU ALL DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY.

* 2.0 drones around in circles shooting lasers from his eyes.


I use both and i don't care for either. Macs have this thing where tasks pile up in the ram and makes stuff crash eventually, PCs on the other hand are prone to viruses, hackers and idiotic registry conflicts created by microsoft's own updates.

I'm wondering what linux is like.
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Old 17-07-2007, 06:36 PM
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Love my Mac, love your PCs, will stick with my Mac ;)
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Old 17-07-2007, 08:26 PM
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Old 17-07-2007, 08:45 PM
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Iiii love my mac, cos its so dependable, soo sensible sooo beautiful.... ohhh its the only one for meeee.

Thats stupidly catchy, i dont have a mac, i dont think ive ever played on a mac, yet i have the strangest feeling there the best computer ever invented.

* Katie.Lemon sits in a daze whistling.
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Old 17-07-2007, 10:12 PM
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Iiii love my mac, cos its so dependable, soo sensible sooo beautiful.... ohhh its the only one for meeee.

Thats stupidly catchy, i dont have a mac, i dont think ive ever played on a mac, yet i have the strangest feeling there the best computer ever invented.
lol, Katie. I just caught AJ singing it toooo.. hahahaa!
"It's stuck in my heeeeead". Heh, good!
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Old 17-07-2007, 10:43 PM
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im going to buy a mac when this computer finally dies!
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Old 17-07-2007, 11:08 PM
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Got an axe? I'll help you.
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Old 18-07-2007, 12:02 AM
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This link had me laughing for ages..
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