The Forum Back Yard - With Optional Fence

[Bad_MaNneR$]

Seeing as Ches' original fence got knocked down - I reckon we should have a whole back yard (with optional fence to sit on).

WELCOME TO THE FORUM BACK YARD

There are heaps of facilities here too.

THE BAR - Open 24 hrs a day 7 days a week. They that serve you any drink you like, want or need.

THE POOL - Take a swim in just have a leisurely float around while the waiter/waitress of your choice brings you drinks.

THE COMFY LOUNGE - Pull up a seat and relax with your friends.

THE FENCE - A place to sit when you really don't know which side of it you want to be on - personally the inside is the best side.

THE HAMMOCK - specially reserved for Ozzette if she wants it.

THE BBQ - Somewhere to stand around and burn dead animal while swilling back a few coldies.

There is plenty of open space and room for development. So when you feel like you've posted enough for the day - drop by the Forum Back Yard and join us for a beer or twelve.

* Bad_MaNneR$ kicks back with a nice cold, ice cold VB.

[jewels]

Originally Posted by Bad_MaNneR$

THE BAR - Open 24 hrs a day 7 days a week. They that serve you any drink you like, want or need.
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* jewels pulls up a chair

[Fender]

* Fender slumps at the bar, enjoying relaxing for a bit .. I hope you don't overcharge for soft drinks like every other flamin' pub I've been in

[Bad_MaNneR$]

Soft drinks are free. Actually so is the alcohol. Hell. Everything in here is free. No cover charge at all.

[kisskiss •]

* kisskiss crawls into the nearest king size bed, curls up and falls asleep

[Bad_MaNneR$]

* kisskiss crawls into the nearest king size bed, curls up and falls asleep

Might join you in there - looks nice and comfy.

You'll be glad to know that the alarm clocks around here aren't those horrid noisy ringing ones. Ours just soothe you awake with gentle music. However if that doesn't suit, we can arrange for the snooze button to be wired up to discharge a very mild electric shock - just as a reminder that you may have to get out of bed sometime.

[Terrapin]

* Terrapin joins the chimp at the bar... and has a nice frosty one

[Amandi]

*Amandi hits the pool, and threatens to bite those toes of whoever enters her domain

[tuppence]

* tuppence hasnt posted much today but finds a comfy lounger anyhow

mmmmmmmm did anyone mention cocktails??

[Tigeress]

Ahh the good ol' fence

* Tigeress lies back and enjoys a tasty virgin colada

[jewels]

Originally Posted by Bad_MaNneR$

WELCOME TO THE FORUM BACK YARD

THE POOL - Take a swim in just have a leisurely float around while the waiter/waitress of your choice brings you drinks.

* jewels dives into the pool, but for some strange reason unbeknown to her, she forgets how to swim

[TempusFugit]

* TempusFugit feels really upset that she is no longer the top poster of the forum (by default only though)

As I don't drink though... I will just have to drown my sorrows in a skinny latte

[Facey]

is there room for my big bum on one of those chairs?

Oooooo I've a feeling I'm going to like it in here.

* Facey plonks herself down

[2.0]

Originally Posted by Bad_MaNneR$

Soft drinks are free. Actually so is the alcohol. Hell. Everything in here is free. No cover charge at all.

Free you say?

* 2.0 brings over all his buddies from the drunkolympics

[tuppence]

i am wondering if super moderators are allowed to partake in alcoholic beverages.

* tuppence trundles off to get her water wings

[jewels]

Originally Posted by tuppence

* tuppence; trundles off to get her water wings

Tupps you don't need water wings, havent you seen the forum life guard

[tuppence]

YES but at this moment in time you have his undivided attention lol

[2.0]

Originally Posted by tuppence

i am wondering if super moderators are allowed to partake in alcoholic beverages.


* tuppence trundles off to get her water wings

Of courshe we ard! Makesh the job so mush more fun. *hic*

* element212 dives into the pool and splashes everyone

[jewels]

Originally Posted by tuppence

i am wondering if super moderators are allowed to partake in alcoholic beverages.

Originally Posted by 2.0

Of courshe we ard! Makesh the job so mush more fun. *hic*

* jewels hands 2.0 another

* element212 splashes jewels and messes up her hair

[Piggie]

Originally Posted by element212

* element212;67858 dives into the pool and splashes everyone

Damn kid! Mind my hair! I've just done it!

This backyard is fantastic! I'm surprised anybody will want to go anywhere else! BM, is this like your own backyard - if so, when can we visit??

[jewels]

Originally Posted by element212

* element212;67858 dives into the pool and splashes everyone

* jewels laughs as she see's elements swimming shorts float to the top

[Facey]

* Facey plonks her bum down

*sigh* all this posting power is exhausting.

Someone get me a drink.

* element212 splashes Facey