The Forum Back Yard - With Optional Fence

[jewels]

Originally Posted by Facey

* Facey;67919 plonks her bum down

*sigh* all this posting power is exhausting.

Someone get me a drink.

there you go facey hun

[Facey]

Ooo ty jewels, just what I needed.

Originally Posted by element212

* element212 splashes Facey

:O U are going down my friend.

* Facey pushes Ele in the deep end

luckily i was a trainee lifeguard until they figured out i was colorblind

* element212 pulls Facey in too

[Facey]

* Facey shuns ele for making her spill her drink in the pool.

U have to get me another one now.

i do?

* element212 swims away

[TempusFugit]

* TempusFugit gets out a gigantic hose and soaks everyone who happens to have a higher post count than herself

* element212 hides underwater

[TempusFugit]

Pfft... you will have to come out for a breath at sometime ele

no.. ill just develop gills..

[TempusFugit]

Then I will just drain your pond

oh no...
you're evil...

* element212 stands up and waits to get soaked

[Facey]

I keep telling everyone she's evil but you lot will never learn!

* Facey protects ele from TF's evilness.

[TempusFugit]

Oooo.... you're here are you???? Wonderful

You can't even protect yourself from the wrath of the clock facey

* TempusFugit gets out the supercharged, high pressured hose pipe and takes aim

[Piggie]

Originally Posted by TempusFugit

* TempusFugit;67977 gets out a gigantic hose and soaks everyone who happens to have a higher post count than herself

* Piggie sets up a quiet corner for counselling for those who seem to be obsessed with post counts.

[Facey]

yes, I'm here, how can u miss an ass. this size?!

Clockfeatures, I'm not scared of you and never will be *points to her higher post count*

* Facey gets the chainsaw ready

* element212 jumps on TF and pulls her into the pool, making her hose useless

[Facey]

Yaaaayyy!

That'll clog her cogs up

* element212 injects niceness serum into TF

[Terrapin]

* Terrapin cooks some dogs and steaks on the grille for everyone.. and soy burgers for the veg's

* Terrapin also wants a beer

[TempusFugit]

* TempusFugit thinks she has gone past the niceness serum....

The clock has returned... but this time, with fangs


EDIT: Ooo thanks Terrapin. But there is a little pig running around the garden...... and I do fancy a nice, crispy, bacon sandwich

[Facey]

rofl

Ooo nice steak Terrapin. TY xx

/me runs for the ticking garlic....

[Piggie]

Originally Posted by Terrapin

* Terrapin cooks some dogs and steaks on the grille for everyone.. and soy burgers for the veg's

You can't cook them together, as those fussy veg's will complain that the animal juice has contaminated their soy buggers!!!

or the meat eaters will complain about the soy.. gross

[Facey]

eeewwww soy *barf*