I just made myself laugh so much by talking about "frinds" instead of friends on msn.
What have you typod or seen typod??(does it have an e in it?)

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I was doing some sci research yesterday & wrote "The bottle is filled partially with water and seals."
It was supposed to say sealed...

Getting the "si" the wrong way round in the word "pension" whilst writing it in big letters on the front of a folder...

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I seem to make a lot of typo's - especially when I am tired.

I was at work a few years ago and a letter needed to be sent to our local county council. A 'u' was omitted in one of the words - I am NOT going to spell it out for you - and thank goodness, I realised it before it went out to be posted

Other slips are: masturbation for maturation; pubic for public (I always do that!!). I really think I should book that cognitive behaviour therapy

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Nice thread!

I seem to typo a lot when on isketch, and guessing in the game box. One word that I typo more than any other is cactus. I type it as factus (lol, I did it just then when I typed cactus).

I've been known for missing out the l in clock..

Oh, and spelling disk wrong. Putting a c in, instead of an s.
I've been known for typing 'testicles' instead of tentacles. :S
Wow, that all makes me sound quite perverted.

My favourite typo is 'bomomerang' though, lol.

lol someone's just told me that I'm funny (I think I was insulting some winged thing at the time) and I said: I'm glad I can bring Cherr

I hope not, she's a strangled cat!!!!

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For me, typo Queen extraordinaire:

Be back in a sex.

I was born in England but I love in Germany.

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The German equivalent of Russian brides eh, Vik?

My favourite typo is in Dutch... but I'll share anyway (with translation):
"Ik moet nu gaan want m'n vriend is hoer!" instead of "Ik moet nu gaan want m'n vriend is hier!"

Which means as much as
"I have to go now because my friend is a hooker" (instead of "my friend is here")

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hahahaha I have a great one....So yesterday, my friend invited me for a bbq lunch, and I was calling other people up to see if they wanted to come. Now, one of my friends, is always ALWAYS with his girlfriend (I called his house at 11:30am and she was there 0_0). Oh and could they both come? No, apparently they needed to go, get this, SHOPPING .

So I was talking to the friend who invited me online and said

Kyle's balls = in Daniela

I accidently hit the enter key before i put 's purse.
We both started laughing that =).

Oh and I always seem to make a space too early when I say about it "abou tit"

I was on isketch a while back, (imagine that) and i needed to leave and said i be back in a sex instead of sec. That didnt go over so well..:(

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Ooh.. how could I forget! I guessed "handburger" instead of hamburger, quite recently, heh.

Nerdi, what exactly is a handburger?

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lol! I have no idea.. I don't even think it can be classed as a typo. Or even a 'spell it how you say it' thing, because I dont' say "hand".

I just have a dodgy brain, lol :(

No worries Nerdy (I typed Merdo, for some reason... I blame it on the topic).
Anyway, I do the same. For some reason my brain picks up on a pattern when I type the first few letters of something, and finishes it with something that has the same first 2 or 3 letters. I come across some wonderful things when I re-read my papers.

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I typoed, something i cant even spell again last night / early this morning.
I was drinking coffee and dropped the cup on the keyboard so my guess was something like this.k;ljf lmfao, im just a weirdo

hah. if Nay gets to put one in a different language, so do i...

there's a word in chinese, "ctzun" that means spring, as in the season, and also stupid. this stupid wasian (wannabe, white asian, lmao) pointed at the tree, tried to say "spring is so beautiful," and ended up saying "stupid shoe very beautiful."
plus, chinese vs. english grammar... this white guy came in, and his chinese wasn't too great... he tried to say "have you eaten breakfast yet?" but due to the differences in grammar, he ended up saying "has breakfast eaten you yet?"

funniest typo i saw - a girl was describing her boyfriend and how manly he was. she was really, really annoying. then she accidentally typed "she" instead of "he" while describing him..

arrgh. it was really a 'had to be there' kind of thing. it was hilarious.

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Actually the worst I have seen was on msn. Not naming any names, but not made by anyone on the forum.

The person in question tried to say 'I'm knackered - just had a really long shift.'

They left a fairly essential 'f' out... and I was really stunned. I didn't know what to do or say, so I said nothing - thankfully their next sentence made it clearer and I realised it was just a typo!

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Ok I just did one myself...

On msn i meant to ask "Give me a shot" instead i typed give me a Sh eye T

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drity, pron, ayuep (sorry Ayeup), preal, esxalator.... to name just a small sample of Fairy's fluff ups!

when i try to type unhappy in isk - it always comes out as unjappy

I do have some real classics, but it is usually when i have had lack of sleep
Some of them are just soooooo darn pervy looking

The best one ( whether its classed as a typo or me just being a donk ) was when i tried to kick MsNerdiantor out of the marathon room. for the love of me i swore she was holding onto the door frame and wouldn't let go. took a while for me brain to register that i call her nerdy and not MsNerdinator. So i was typing /kick nerdy blah blah blah ya get the picture

Wont mention the rest of them, im to ashamed

Any relation to Gigantor? XD

Someone dropped "pornunciation" in an MSN convo last week.

And I think "handburger" is what you get when Nerdi is let loose with the grater.

I saw someone hump on someone else once instead of jump on them....

And once I typo'ed Cunny_Funt, using a T instead of a Y at the end of the first part of her name (awww....I dont think I can type the word deliberately....I'm sure you understand what I wrote....)

The worst thing I do though, ALL the time, when I'm trying to write a /me comment is put the space in too early, and end up typing something like /m eblah blah blah so if someone is logged on with the name eblah, they get a weird PM.....

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