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Old 28-06-2007, 10:45 PM
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Hello all you lonely forumites.
Its cherry love muffin here, bringing to you your very own love page.
Pm me your descriptions ect, where your from your looks interests.
Ans your ideal love partners stats to, then ill do my best to pair you lovers up.
Your real id names will not be submitted only your new love add names.
Eg.
Randy Mandy looking for freindship nights in/out with a dark haired over 21 yr old male, ect, you get my drift dont you.
So get pming me NOW for your love match.
Good luck and love to you all xxxxxxxxx

Ok folks i have the first personal add right here.


Hi my name is Ladygarden.
Im 33 and from ireland,s green pastures.
I have hazel eyes and im a brunette.
Interests include knitting and horizontal pursuits and isketch.
Im a friendly outgoing lady, who loves to meet new people, so if you think i could be the one for you please pm wildcherry asap.
Im looking for an honest man, looks not an issue but dont want a complete ♥♥♥♥♥r either.
And he must be good at horizontal pursuits.
Ok pm wildcherry asap im worth it guys xxxx

Hi im cuddlypuff.
From south england, near london.
Im 30 yrs old, blonde highligted hair bluey green eyes, and a cuddly grabbable figure.
My hobbies include, playing pool, darts and i love beaches and hot hot holidays.
I also love to cook, so a date with me could be me cooking you a slap up dinner with some good wine thrown in.
Then snuggle up with a good film.
Im looking for a blonde haired man, 25/ 35.
Looks to be clean cut and stylish.
Please pm wild cherry if i fit your bill

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Old 28-06-2007, 11:06 PM
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oi! a dating service now? lol
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Old 28-06-2007, 11:52 PM
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oi! a dating service now? lol
Sign yourself up ele, you will be a popular choice of hottie
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Old 29-06-2007, 12:38 AM
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Wow...cherry what you don't think of hun
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Old 29-06-2007, 09:29 AM
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Can we try and guess who they are
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Old 29-06-2007, 11:35 AM
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While you are pondering who is who.......

See if you can guess which of these lovely ladies is actually a lady and not a former 500lb hairy biker.


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Old 29-06-2007, 11:45 AM
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lol good find BM


Wow, it's scarey some of the men look better/ more like females than some of the real females. I got 3 wrong.
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Old 29-06-2007, 12:12 PM
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lol good find BM


Wow, it's scarey some of the men look better/ more like females than some of the real females. I got 3 wrong.
* Bad_MaNneR$ will take you with him next time he goes out picking up girls - I got 5 wrong.
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Old 29-06-2007, 12:16 PM
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I got 14 out of 16 right... lol

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Old 29-06-2007, 12:19 PM
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I wouldn't have doubted that some of the women were previously male in normal situations... Trickery, I'm telling you!

(3 wrong)
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Old 29-06-2007, 12:39 PM
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While you are pondering who is who.......

See if you can guess which of these lovely ladies is actually a lady and not a former 500lb hairy biker.


I pwned this game. 14/16. Surprising how perfect some of them look, but it's all about the bone structure!
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Old 29-06-2007, 01:12 PM
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15/16 woohoo :P
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Old 29-06-2007, 01:18 PM
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/flirt tie with Katie ;)
15/16
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Old 29-06-2007, 02:35 PM
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12/16 without me bins
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Old 29-06-2007, 02:40 PM
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hah.. 7/16. not even half. i'm totally the worst at this.
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Old 29-06-2007, 05:06 PM
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Aww, gracie :P

I got 13 too. Nice find!
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Old 29-06-2007, 09:05 PM
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Lol 12/16 how very weird lol, great find BM
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Old 29-06-2007, 09:54 PM
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TY Cherry - sorry to have temporarily hijacked your thread.

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Old 30-06-2007, 01:55 AM
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are there age requirements? =P
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Old 30-06-2007, 10:57 AM
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are there age requirements? =P
No terrapin, i will just have to make sure i match ages to people accordingly
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Old 30-06-2007, 04:41 PM
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* Bad_MaNneR$;88060 will take you with him next time he goes out picking up girls - I got 5 wrong.
hmmm - you never used to be so fussy BM

I got 11/16, apologies to the girls I thought looked like guys
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Old 01-07-2007, 09:15 AM
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lol, I got 11/16 Wow, some of those girls looked like men
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Old 01-07-2007, 10:24 AM
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13/16 (I'm guessing the more us females look feminine, the more others might think we are MEN!!)

Thought of the day, look as drab as possible ladies, it's only the men that doll themselves up!!
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Old 01-07-2007, 11:02 PM
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Whoa....I got 15/16..I really shouldnt be any good at this!
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eek 12/16, I was doing well until the end.
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