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Old 05-07-2007, 09:22 AM
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Just for fun: Member disclaimers
You know when you buy something there's a disclaimer sometimes saying that the creators cannot be held responsible if you suffer illness/injury/death...

What would yours be?

Mine, I think is this:

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Old 05-07-2007, 09:25 AM
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Old 05-07-2007, 09:53 AM
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Old 05-07-2007, 10:28 AM
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Old 05-07-2007, 12:07 PM
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Not super funny, I admit, but I might start sticking it in my sig anyway... :P
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Old 05-07-2007, 12:08 PM
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Old 05-07-2007, 12:09 PM
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Old 05-07-2007, 05:30 PM
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I couldn't think of anything else
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Old 05-07-2007, 09:37 PM
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Wabbits are not responsible for the consequences should any one really think those are raisins.
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Blaaah.
I can't think of any either, TF :(
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From the forum rules you could interpret that actually.

Disclaimers from 2.0:

For the forum: "The owners of this establishment are not responsible."

For me: "member is huge" or "may contain nuts" or "Secure your teeth and other facely belongings before arguing"

LMAO.

ROFL. Ah, i enjoyed that. I wondered what BM's was going to say lol.
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I wondered what BM's was going to say lol.
Actually that warning is on the back of the shirt.

The front has:

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I used to have lots of t shirts that sort of explained it. My favorite was: Normal is Boring. The second favorite said: Eschew obfuscation (avoid making things difficult to understand)
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