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23-06-2008, 04:04 PM
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Mis-heard song lyrics
Found this a while ago, been hiding in my bookmarks for years.
Trouble is, once you hear these, you'll think of them whenever you hear the proper song  Madonna - Erotic http://www.rathergood.com/bill/ Destiny's Child ... http://www.rathergood.com/alf/ Bronski Beat ... http://www.rathergood.com/meatball/ And a lovely bunch of kittens in northern caps doing a cover version of "Independent Woman" http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/ WOOOoo!!!
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23-06-2008, 04:12 PM
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I used to think that in the hymn 'Jerusalem' they were praising 'England's green unpleasant land'.
Maybe that's why I never got into the patriotic thing too much. Also misheard Madonna's opening lyrics of 'La Isla Bonita' as 'last night I dreamed of some petrol' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ ^^^click at your own risk, I can't remember how naughty it is :P
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23-06-2008, 04:14 PM
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Shoes on my feet - Alf Garnet!
Can't get rid of it ....
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23-06-2008, 04:34 PM
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Great thread Deadlock!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKxxs...eature=related I love the original version.... but this one's funnier than Britney in the shower..
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23-06-2008, 06:07 PM
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Benny lava... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g
Fart in the duck... http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774933
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24-06-2008, 07:40 PM
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This became our theme tune during our design project at uni:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo Apparently, it's Without You by Mariah Carey :p
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27-06-2008, 08:39 PM
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Quote:
 Heh some funny ones up there. Im pretty sure the 80's song by Bonnie Tyler says this: "nothing I can say.... im totally blitzed by a fart" .....No?
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28-06-2008, 07:15 AM
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Whitney Houston - How Will I know
How will I know if he really loves me I say a prayer with every heart beat I fall in love whenever we meet I'm asking you Cos you know about bee stings
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28-06-2008, 10:17 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-ZnPE3G_YY
YouTube still isn't working for many videos for me, but I'm pretty sure that this is the right video; cracked me up greatly when I saw it.
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18-11-2008, 01:39 AM
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There are tons of these but these 2 are my favorites that i've found so far.
They are misheard lyrics from the Super Smash Brothers Brawl (SSBB) game for the Wii. SSBB1 SSBB2
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18-11-2008, 08:44 AM
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Hard to follow those vids :D
But this is a real one I remember from school, Money For nothing - Dire Straits That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Get your money for nothin' get your Chips for free We had to get the sleeve to prove to my mate that it was "chicks" Not "chips" >_<
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19-11-2008, 01:42 PM
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My sister was listening to "The High Road" by JoJo.
The lyric actually reads "Seek revenge" but I misheard it and I thought it said something completely different. [spoil]I thought it said Secret Mi♥♥♥  [/spoil]
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19-11-2008, 02:07 PM
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19-11-2008, 02:44 PM
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Wham!'s Last Christmas goes actually like this:
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it away This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special I always thought they sing: This year, to set me frontiers...
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21-11-2008, 12:50 AM
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When I was little, like 7 I think? My brothers liked this song Hip to be Square and I argued with them and was so sure I was right, I swore that it said "It's hit the B square." I told him it was silly that it would say "It's hip to be square" cause that made no sense! (Like mine did?) Lol
Also when I was younger I could have sworn the name of this song Bohemian Rhapsody was entitled "Bulgarian Rap song." I was very embarrassed when I told my friend to play "The Bulgarian Rap song" and she started cracking up laughing at me! 
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21-11-2008, 08:38 AM
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05-10-2009, 10:16 AM
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Raise the dead thread... :D
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05-10-2009, 11:26 AM
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Top stuff. Buffalax definitely does it best.
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