A thread for any inspirational or funny quotes that have some meaning for you today!


Quote on Coffee:

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful

- Mae West

I try to remember this quote when making decisions. It is my mothers favorite thing to say!

"Misery and unhappiness are the prices we pay when we sacrifice that which we want most for that which we want at the moment." - Unknown

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"Don't go running into automatic doors; they could whack you on the face if they open outwards" - Me (sadly)

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"I can resist everything except temptation" - Oscar Wilde

lmao AJ... sorry... this is sympathetic laughter you know




I quite like this one today

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Louis Hector Berlioz

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"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

"I am Gaia" - Gaia

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"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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"To *burp* or not to *burp* that is the question."
-An impersator of Shakespear

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This is more like advice than a quote:

"Don't try to pass your past, avail it" - Me.

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"When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!!"

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"Do I believe in the Bible? Hell, I've seen one!"

I can't believe I'm quoting him...

"Do or do not... there is no try" - Yoda

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"To be, or not to be" - Shakespeare

"Do be do be dooo" - Sinatra

"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions." -Dalai Lama

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"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." - Mahatma Gandhi

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Confucius says "It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop"

I says "Clearly Confucius wasn't working against a uni deadline at the time!"

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"I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception" - Groucho Marx (I think...). Not relevant or particularly inspirational but I thought of it for some reason..

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I think this one sums up my day so far

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

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"Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!" - Johnny Five, Short circuit

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"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live"- Albus Dumbledore (JK Rowling)

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before - Edgar Allan Poe

Thought this would be good for Hallowe'en.

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Nice one db :), not just because it's halloween- but also because it ties in with the theme of dreams :D
"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today"- James Dean

"Marilla, isn't it nice to think tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?" Anne (Anne of Green Gables, L.M. Montgomery)

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