RC: only finding out now that *AJ* isn't really a man!

RC2: Electric preshave bottles that have a hole that's too big; I now stink of "freshwood"

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RC: How come when you buy something on a debit card the store you're using takes the money instantly, but when they sell you shoddy goods which you have to return and be refunded for, it takes 7 DAYS to refund your account with the money they took from you??? Thanks Argos!

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a very good point!!!!

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RC: Weekends go by too fast >:(

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Woah that blows Deadlock. Wait a minute... you were targeting my high score?



Heh just joking, that really sucks =/ I hope you have better luck next time!

RC: Blisters.

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Credits go to Demented for the pie!

This is an old RC that I have been meaning to post...

I took a teaching job here in Colorado in 2004. Because it's a public job I had a bazillion forms to fill in. No problem.

Then in 2006 I took a substitute cook position for Meals on Wheels for a couple weeks in the summers and a couple days of month when there is no school. This is also a public job, so I had to fill in the same crappy bureaucratic forms. Again, no problem... wrong!

I got about 5 copies of the same form mailed to me separately over the next few weeks. It was one of the forms I had just filled in, so I called them up after the fifth one arrived and asked what was going on...

Here is that convo...

Me: Why do you keep sending me Form 2xte46s? i have already filled it in twice (once for my teaching job and for this new one)

State person somewhere in A/C office in Denver: Well, this is the replacement to said form, which became obsolete in 2005, you have to fill it in and send it to us.

Me: Can't you just look at the old form? It has the same exact info..

State person: No, after we enter the data from the form into our {stupid, anal, never-working-- my words] computer database, we shred the documents.

Me: So why do you need this form if the information is already in the computer

State person: We have to verify that you used Form cnaf7d3q updated

Me: Can't you just look into the database, and I can tell you that everything is current?

State person: no, sorry, you have to mail the form back to us

Me: What if I don't? What if I am happy that the information you have in the computer is accurate and up-to-date?

State person: We will keep mailing the form to you until you comply.


I hung up. I sent the form with my name telling them to keep all other information as in the computer databse, put on my $.39 stamp, and mailed it off. Please note, I did not update my information!

So anyways, here is the RC: The state spent how much money updating a form that was no different than the previous form, so that it could spend several dollars (and possibly more) mailing me the corrected form that they don't even keep on file because everything is computerized and that they will shred as soon as they check it against the information in their coimputer system (even though I was already entered in the computer system). Talk about a waste of time, money and effort!

Yeesh, Sam. Want me to go help you beat them up? :)

RC: I was in the nursery today (I volunteer and look after little babies) and the adult helper saw that one kid had his shoe off. I was right next to him, so she tried to toss the shoe to me, but it bounced off my arm a couple times while I was trying to catch it... and I had a hard time catching it because I was holding this little kid who was trying to pull my hair out. Anyways, it must've been a really hard shoe because my arm's starting to bruise and the whole thing, from shoulder to wrist, aches like crazy.

RC2: I'm almost two thirds through the old RC thread... I'm trying to save all the funny bits of it. There's so much, though... I kind of wish we could keep it. I mean, it's locked, right? And a bunch of the bad posts have been deleted... :(
Anyways, greenies, please, please, please give me a couple more days.


Hmm. And something that just came to mind - once the old RC thread is deleted, will the posts not count towards your post count? I don't care about post counts. I'm just curious. Like usual.

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Good question Gracie :)

RC: Hay fever >:(

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Try baby oil..might help.

RC: Still haven't started reading Harry Potter 7 yet!!!

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RC: bulletin board duty! yay!

i'm putting as little effort in it as i can.

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RC: I'm bored

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RC: Speaking of bored, I'm honestly getting tired of "bored" being a response to questions like "What's up?" or "How are you?"

Is "bored" becoming another emotion for teens?

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"Do I believe in the Bible? Hell, I've seen one!"

I think I'm guilty of that too, tasha.. xD But it's actually true sometimes.

RC: Wow. Sliced open a finger on my left hand. Banged up my left arm so badly that it aches. I've put off learning new piano pieces until now. I have a week. And I can barely use my left arm. :|
Oh well.. it's better than barely being able to use my right arm, since I'm right-handed...

RC2: Rumours that they're going to make a Harry Potter musical. Sweet merciful Jesus, why?

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RC: Struggling to find a hall for our wedding date.. It is our fault for moving too fast and wanting it quick, lol. *sigh*.. Do you think it's rude of me to hope that someone cancels their wedding in October? No? Thought not.

Oh relax, I'm kidding! XD

:( *prays hard* Something must be available somewhere >.<

I have a shed. Leaks a bit. But should be ok to fit Ms(Mrs)Nerdy+MrNerdy+Official. Witnesses can borrow a brolly and wait outside.

RC: Getting pulled up by YET ANOTHER person on my crap spelling of the word 'you're' -

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I'm to blame for everything. A Mind Anagrammer

I'll consider your offer. As a last resort, Heh. ;)

[SPOIL]It's okay, JASR, I won't tell anyone that I'm your personal English Teacher. Our little secret ;) It's fun correcting you because you're super smart and you don't usually make mistakes. I'm a bit dunce so correcting my spelling isn't as amusing :P[/SPOIL]

RC: Err.. did I mention that I haven't been able to find a hall? :P *cough*Spam*cough*.

Lmao Nerdy and JASR, ya nutters

RC: ppl hu tlk lk ds 2 me in txt n i cnt undstd wt dy r syn cz it js luk lk a bnch ov $@&! 2 me!!!
Den dy tlk lk ds on msn n im al lk fnkn 'wth?!?!' n i alws sy 'yeah, uh huh, mhm' i mn wat if sum1s dawg is ded n i lol @ it? den dy gt pssd @ me cz im lolling @ sumfnk bd. Ya get me?

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bwhahahhaha!!!! i get u, AJ!! XD

RC: i just LOL @ JASR, Nerdy, n AJ. [is that even a RC? or maybe RCon... ]

/runs.

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That actually hurts my eyes to read, I never thought that possible, I always imagined the sight of Dawn French and Anne Widdecombe naked in a pool full of lime green jelly would cause retinal trauma of this magnitude

RC: Ummm ... toast crumbs in bed!

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"I done a lot of things I ain't proud of. And the things I am proud of, are disgusting." - Moe Syzlak

I laughed pretty hard. I hate it too. :|. But for someone who hates people that talk like that... You do it pretty well AJ!!



RC:Clouds, I'm missing the sun
#2 Not knowing what to do today because somebody didn't return a phone call Should I wait all day and never get a call? Or should I go out?

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Lol, ICHI you spammer :P

It hurt my eyes too once I was done posting

RC: The ability to imagine what Deadlock imagines
Yeah I get that a lot, same goes with talking/typing like a chav I can do it so well, it's scary :S

RC2: do you know how long it took me to type that RC?? No fy, not all of 3 seconds! Cheeky bugger :P

RC3: was gonna go out shopping faaar away, but it's now canceled. Might have been fun to go somewhere new.

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RC: im stressed out to the maximum.. i dont know if i can take anymore

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Hang in there hun xx

RC: Sticky floor at the cinema :\

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RC: need to install VRML players on all laptops before 1pm!!

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Aw, tasha. :( How noticeable is the hole?

RC: I'm incredibly sore. Some muscles like. Are spasming every once in a while. So stiff. :|

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