lol.... my abusive one didn't count

RH: Warm sunshine... nice tan.... Friday night. Nuff said :)

Edit: Ooopss... this is the random funnyness thread

RF: I made a silly mistake

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Trying to carry my fan and my laptop up the stairs at once while Db and 830 laugh at my near death.

RF:

HappyHippo: Name a vegetable beginning with C.
Sparrow: Carrot
db1986: Cauliflower
Sorsie: Chicken

Lol

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So today at work I brought my lunch and went to the back patio (of the 3rd story) to eat it, while reading from a book. Well, as I go out, the door behind me shuts, as most doors do after you walk through them. Well, when I finish my lunch and get ready to go back inside, I find out that the door is locked! and noone is in sight! so, to escape from this back patio, I had to jump a 5 foot wall, and land on top of a large circular air conditioning vent that was suspended 20 feet in the air. Then I had to walk across that for a while until i got to another wall that I had to jump. On the other side of this wall were a bunch of random rocks that I walked across, only to get to another 6 foot tall wall. After managing to jump that, I landed in the designated smoking area, with this really confused lady looking at me, probably wondering where I came from. Her face was hilarious. I just walked past her, and up to the side entrance like nothing unusual had happened.

maybe you had to be there, but I thought it was funny :P

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Lol Jmac, that certainly beats my story of climbing over shelves at work to reach something at the back :P

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RF: "But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

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lol Casta I feel the subsequent posters pain... and the images they posted made me literally laugh out loud

RF: Jobe thinks he is a mobster and has threatened to set the hounds on me. I can't help but think of Sherlock Holmes (complete with bubble pipe) and the Hounds of Baskerville. Oooo.... look at me tremble *giggle*

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RF: Such a fitting end to Heat 3 xD

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LOL! Sorry I missed that one hahah..

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It's so true it's unreal. :P Never get behind/infront of me on a road. I will kill you. :)

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RF: Fox and MooDood trying to read Green Eggs and Ham.

(No, that's my line )

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RF: "trying" :P

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RF: Scrolling over the peoples green thank post thingies just now in the Random Happiness thread... Tigress' states "Tigress is an unknown quantity at this point"
lol, im pretty sure its the ONLY one that says that hahaha

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Maybe I'm wrong but I thought everyone started with the "is on a distinguished road", even if they'd been on the forum for like a day. Unless of course Mr Peter has changed the settings.

RF: Jmac's parachute signature. Or is it Clocky's?

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Spar's drawing. Kinda redundant with the numbers on the top.

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RF: playing 5 Strokes with a room full of noobs who are all quite certain that there' something wrong with the drawing, no matter how much explaining I do

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RF: I like how I'm "odd number one" ;)

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tsk. its oddball #1 and oddball #2.

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Just opened this forum up and the advert at the top was for getting your ears sewn to your head.

RF: Australia's Next Top Model finale... awkward! clickyclick

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Watch, with a bit of friction I'll be under your clothes.
With a bit of focus I'll be under your skin.

RF: Scoring a goal in for the opposing team tonight in hockey after having made a joke about doing so a few minutes earlier.

Maybe it was one of those you-had-to-be-there moments :P

http://www.procatinator.com/

Wasn't sure whether to post this in Random Happiness or here, but ah well, either way I had to share it. Made my week. XD

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Zombies can't survive the permafrost. Fact.

Noticed someone was using an old name of mine so everyone decided to change to all my other old names and invade the room.

I was wondering when I saw that...had to double check room list.