OK guys... you know how this works.

I wish that my post count was back up to 1890

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Wish granted but you have just been banned for flying around the forum!

I wish I was somewhere warm where I could relax.

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Wish Granted - straight into the oven for you

I wish my hair would straighten

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Wish granted but to have it straightened, we had to pull each individual strand out and place it on the ironing board and iron them all out. So, technically, you have straight hair but you're as bald as Britney now!

I wish I won the lottery!

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wish granted, but you now have so much money you don't need to work and live the rest of your life being extremely bored.

I wish my modem would stop resetting and chucking me offline :(

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Wish Granted, but then you'd always be online while everyone was sleeping

I wish I could stop being really mean to boys

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Living the peach life.

wish granted, now you're so nice that they walk all over you and pretend to like you for favours. *cough* then you're left crying when they get bored.

i wish i was living independently, in a fairly good housing development that had a high-speed internet computer that could connect to iSketch.

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Wish Granted, but your dirty laundry will pile up, Bills start coming in, and you'll be in debt

I wish I was a cat

(P.s- Gracie! that was so horrible!!
*Amandi wants to be mean to boys again)

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Living the peach life.

wish granted, but you're a flea magnet for the rest of your life and nothing you do will get rid of the fleas. :)

i wish that all three greenies weren't on. :(

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Wish granted, there are no greenies online, and the forum is overrun with n00bs

I wish I didn't have to do exams

wish granted. you've been expelled from school.

i wish we had a better bus system in Edmonton.

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Wish granted but you now live in the north pole, while everyone in Edmonton is having a fantastic time on their triple decker, clean, modern, un-polluting, with built in bouncy castle & ball pits, free buses. Muahahaha.

I wish I had some better music to listen to

wish granted, but then we'd have no bad music to bash, and every song would be considered all "good" or all "bad"

I wish, Paris Hilton never existed..

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Living the peach life.

wish granted, but a much worse version of her does. o_O

i wish, that, Amandi, would quit, using, so many, commas, especially, when, she obviously, doesn't need, them. :P

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wish granted.. but then i'd substitute it... with... periods.. dot.. dot..dot..
(PSH!! i don't use lots of COMMAS!! PSHHHH!!!!)

i wish... :P
that someone would already change gracie's status to "Uber Forum Junkie x100"

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Living the peach life.

Wish granted, but now she get's to become a mod.

I wish I was on my cruise already!

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RA-RA RASPUTIN! LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN! THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WENT ON!
RA-RA RASPUTIN! RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE! IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED ON...
Listen to the song, I daaaarrreeee you.

wish granted, but it lasts for three minutes.

i wish i was better at the trumpet. xD

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Wish granted, you get better... at polishing them.

I wish our car was out of the damn shop already

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wish granted, but it breaks down a block away from the shop.

i wish my computer wasn't laggggging.

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wish granted, but then your computer will be so fast, that it leaves you behind
0________0;;

I wish that we could open up our brains, and pour books and knowledge in it

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Living the peach life.

Wish granted, but now brains explode much more easily.

I wish we didn't have the science teacher that we have.

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RA-RA RASPUTIN! LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN! THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WENT ON!
RA-RA RASPUTIN! RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE! IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED ON...
Listen to the song, I daaaarrreeee you.

Wish granted.. but then you'd get this terrible teacher
that likes to eat students for monday morning breakfasts... 0________0;;


I wish that cocky guys would stopped hitting on me

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Living the peach life.

(oh this wish could be ruined in sooooo many ways, but i'll be nice)

Wish granted, now only giant white chickens hit on you...

I wish my day went by faster

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wish granted,but it goes so quick that you are 85 in a flash!

I wish i was rich

Wish granted, but your bank screws up and you don't have access to your money.

I wish an anvil would crush me.

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