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Old 03-07-2007, 08:01 PM
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What scares you?

I have noticed an abundance of threads recently about what defines us from other people. So, continuing along the same lines..... What Scares You!!

I am a timid little clock (believe it or not)!

What Scares Me:
  1. clowns (especially that IT thingy)
  2. lawn mowers (don't laugh - it's genuine)
  3. fish (especially eels)
What scares you?
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Old 03-07-2007, 08:10 PM
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Ooh, nice thread, TF! (that lawn mower thing is cute, btw :P)
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[*]clowns (especially that IT thingy)
I know so many people who are scared of clowns, and mostly because of IT, too. I was scared of that particular clown, but overall I don't mind them.

My scary thingies:
1. Spiders!!
2. Snakes!!
3. Dolls. Especially barbie dolls. (should I have admitted that? lol)
4. Coming out of a seizure and not having any idea what happened
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Old 03-07-2007, 08:17 PM
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Nice thread TF.

what scares me...well waiting for my credit card bill, that scares the ♥♥♥♥ out of me.

I'm not sure if this counts as what scares me, but more like a phobia, but it's dogs, I can not go near dogs. As a child my friends dad was a police prison officer, and to cut a long story short, his police guard dog went for me.
This has left me with a phobia of all dogs, wild cherry knows how bad i am, when we went to watch big brother at the studio's i couldn't walk past the guard dogs there and wanted to go home, luckily the security guards could see my fear and escorted me past them . When I have been to wild cherry's house poor cherry has had to keep her dog's away from me. If i see someone walking a dog along the street I have to cross the road or even turn around and walk the other way.
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Old 03-07-2007, 08:27 PM
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lol... I think you are fine (you seem as if you have a good sense of humour anyway )

Just umm... I can't look at your avatar It really does genuinely freak me out
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Old 03-07-2007, 08:27 PM
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Only two things scare me....

1. Spiders, i run a mile when i see one

2. Heights, you should see me going up the ladders on the scaffolding, i go very slowly and pretend to be looking at the brickwork/concrete/rest of the site.
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Old 03-07-2007, 08:29 PM
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awww Mike

but I confess to sniggering a little bit reading number 2. My hubby does that
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I don't mind bugs or the dark. But I do mind clowns and heights.
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Old 03-07-2007, 09:25 PM
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Pennywise does now... eek!

1. Public speaking
2. Drowning.
3. Drowning at a public speaking event.
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Old 03-07-2007, 09:35 PM
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Ummm... how could you drown at a pubic speaking event

I have thought of another thing that scares me:

Maggots!!! Just the thought of putting my hands into a jar of them really does make me feel sick :S Also - our local council now have alternate week bin collections (a very big bug bear of mine). I am terrified that if I haven't cleaned the bins out properly or some food goes a bit rotten (which it will do in the Summer *cough-what-bloody-summer-cough*) that I will be infested with the funny, one eyed, wriggly things
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Old 03-07-2007, 09:40 PM
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I could be talking in an aquarium and the glass could break and flood the building.

Now I'm going to go hide under the desk. And whimper quietly to myself.

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Old 03-07-2007, 09:43 PM
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1. Public speaking
2. Drowning.
3. Drowning at a public speaking event.
Ya know what? I was going to put down "presentations" as one of the things that scare me, that's freaky. And it really does. Always has done. I cannot give out presentations. Cannot do any sort of public speaking. I've been forced a few times in the past, but I've gone red in the face, talk too fast, and can generally hear my heartbeating instead of my own voice! It's one of the reasons why I chickened out of going to a formal university, and chose to do my degree at home instead. Sad, eh?

I'm weird :S
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You missed out the fact that my hands shake like mental, but other than that you described me in that situation exactly.

Unless I've had a MAJOR dose of Dutch courage, but then I'm pretty incomprehensible. lol
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I could be talking in an aquarium and the glass could break and flood the building.

Now I'm going to go hide under the desk. And whimper quietly to myself.


* Cunny_Funt huggles Ches



my fears are

1. I suffer from Emetophobia
2. I hate anything with wings, that fly in you're face
3. Dirty kitchens and bathrooms
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Emetophobia? Umm... an irrational fear of time travelling scientists with a penchant for saying 'great scott'? :S
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No Ches - fear of being sick

I empathise with you Cunny xxx


Edit: Ooo.... you don't like things with wings
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Old 03-07-2007, 09:53 PM
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2. I hate anything with wings, that fly in you're face
I was just wondering.. Does that include TF?

Edit! TF, ya beat me. :(
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OK, things I'm scared of...

Any horror movies (*glares*)
Being ill, passing out, not eating enough
Anything that flies around even if it's in a cage
spiders, snakes, sloworms, and daddy long legs
Sick
I'm also scared of cooking for people, even though I do, incase I make them poorly.
My mother-in-law, seriously!

* Facey goes and finds a corner to rock in after all the mention of the above
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I was just wondering.. Does that include TF?

Edit! TF, ya beat me. :(

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1) things that jump out at me. i'm not very afraid of much unless it takes me surprise. most things don't scare me, they just disgust me.
2) painful ways of dying: suffocating, drowning, burning to death, being crushed to death, being buried alive, etc etc.
3) plastic little Barbie-like girls that wear makeup masks, slutty clothes, and talk, act and think like a skank.
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Old 03-07-2007, 10:03 PM
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Emetophobia? Umm... an irrational fear of time travelling scientists with a penchant for saying 'great scott'? :S
If it were that simple Ches .. lol

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No Ches - fear of being sick
I empathise with you Cunny xxx
Thank you T.F.... * huggles T.F.
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I was just wondering.. Does that include TF?

Edit! TF, ya beat me. :(

* Cunny_Funt thinks nerdy is getting, to big for her NEW GREEN TITLE mwhahaha



* Cunny_Funt bribes sexy nerdy and her verdy with a big WHITE MAGNUM, as you arent to big for your green title, you are lubbable


lubs ya hun :o)

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I have noticed an abundance of threads recently about what defines us from other people. So, continuing along the same lines..... What Scares You!!
Clocks.

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umm.. thought of another one!!

Carnivourous Wabbits
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Old 03-07-2007, 10:19 PM
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umm.. thought of another one!!

Carnivourous Wabbits
Mmmmmm... steak.

I am clearly scared of being seen to use incorrect grammar... my previous message was too short so, to make up the required number of characters, I decided to use dots... but there was no way on earth I was going to use four dots in an ellipsis so I split them up!
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Ooh, nice thread, TF! (that lawn mower thing is cute, btw :P)


I know so many people who are scared of clowns, and mostly because of IT, too. I was scared of that particular clown, but overall I don't mind them.

My scary thingies:
1. Spiders!!
2. Snakes!!
3. Dolls. Especially barbie dolls. (should I have admitted that? lol)
4. Coming out of a seizure and not having any idea what happened
Don't worry about the dolls thing, I can't handle them either...Any time at an old antique shop and those ceramic ones XD, I blame a horror movie I saw when I was little. Also clowns, but not the sight of them, I think that one may be wearing off...
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