The single greatest web-toy ever made must surely be this:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Many a brilliant hour can be spent using this thing to create humorous advertising slogans from any word or words that you enter. Most commonly people will use their own names. Give it a go, and see what you come up with. Use any word! I recommend the word "crap" as it comes up with some amazingly funny results. Let's get the ball rolling:

Snap! Crackle! el_pedro!


This is Vik speaking! Testing, 1, 2, err, 4. Sorry to hijack your post, El - nothing personal it's just that I'd like this to be in post number 1 where it can be seen by everyone when they first check the thread out.

Just to remind those who may not be aware and especially new members, that advertising on the forum with a view to making personal profit is NOT allowed. This is something the forum has had trouble with in the past. El has made this thread purely for fun so please don't misinterpret the title! Any posts which are inappropriate will be deleted immediately. Have fun!

Hehehe - That was certainly amusing. Ok. So I put in b... And the result was this: :biggrin:
When You've Got B..., Flaunt It. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=b...)

Which I found highly amusing, till I saw the Second one!

A Tough Man Makes a Tender B...

Hehehe. Now that did make me giggle!!

And to end this lovely post -

Go On, Get your B... Out!

:biggrin:

rofl

Gives a meal facey-appeal

:eek: 'nuff said :P

Is Facey in you?

Does that make me God?!

Go on, get your Facey out

:eek:

Oh and there was some rude comment about my driving :rolleyes:

Word typed- Ducks

Refreshes the Duck Other Beers Cannot Reach.

*luvducks rolls on floor laughing

At 29p a Vik, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.

lol!!! I'm so cheap :(

Put A Vik In Your Tank.

hhahahaha, fun for hours!! Nice find.

Unzip a Vik.

LOL!!

Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Vik.

bwaaaaaaaahahaha!

Oh such fun.

IT's so good no wonder 2.0 is #1.

I'm going to sloganize the crap out of my boss now, and then post it on my blog. Thanks El Pedro.

Oh such fun.

IT's so good no wonder 2.0 is #1.

I'm going to sloganize the crap out of my boss now, and then post it on my blog. Thanks El Pedro.

You're welcome.

Washing machines live longer with el_pedro

/me wonders why all of hers sound rude :eek:
Trust me, I didn't post many of them!!

Just been reminded to buy softening tablets though...:razz: Does that mean peddy, that the mashine machine effect lasts longer? :razz:

Top Breeders Recommend Dean.
made me laugh :D

I could post forever on these slogans, here's another one to bear in mind this summer -

Only Vik Can Prevent Forest Fires.

Ho Ho Ho, Green Vik - it knows I'm a mod!

Nothing Sucks Like A Vik.:eek:

/me closes the window and walks away from the comp...

Hearing all these Vik slogans, makes me think of those scrummy Victory V's!!

These are all really funny, good find Peddy!

Nice one Dean.

You can get it jumpin'
You can get it pumpin'
You can get it pressin' a suit
A hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer
And the best cold beer's VIK
A LONG COLD VIK
You can get it liftin'
You can get it shiftin'
You can get it any old how
Matter o' fact, I got it now

VIK BITTER! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/VB-stubbie.jpg/150px-VB-stubbie.jpg

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Nibble BM's Nuts!

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Oh What A Feelin' Bad_MaNneR$

These are all really funny, good find Peddy!

More than just an ugly face eh? :biggrin:

Has anyone tried any word other than their screen name yet?

Great find el-pedro

oh my

I have just tired mine out here is mine (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/9114/jewels1vu6.jpg) so not true ( unless with mr jewels):embarrassed:

I'm stuck on Nerdy, 'cause Nerdy's stuck on me

Err.. :eek:

Kills All Known Nerdy - Dead.

Hey, that's not nice!

Don't Leave Home Without Nerdy

'cause I might cry?

Whatever you're into, get into nerdy

Let your fingers do the walking through the nerdy

:eek:

These are randomly hilarious. Nice thread, el. :razz:
Edit: Wonder if I can find a decent one to add in my sig :P

lol whatever you're into, get into nerdy



Now this one I like, very me I think . click here (http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/115/jewelsoutmh7.jpg)

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Bad Manners.

Where Do You Want Bad Manners To Go Today?

You Deserve A Bad Manners Today.

Let's Face The Music and Bad Manners.

Have You Had Your Bad Manners Today?

How Do You Eat Your Bad Manners?

Grab Life by the Bad Manners.

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Bad Manners.

Be Like Dad, Keep Bad Manners.

Reach Out and Touch Bad Manners.

Got a Bad Manners? You're in Luck.

Tell Them About The Bad Manners, Mummy.

Thank Bad Manners It's Friday.

There Ain't No Party Like A Bad Manners Party.

Australians Wouldn't Give A Bad Manners For Anything Else.

Bad Manners Is Good For You.

/me laughs so hard she falls out of bed!!!

"Reach out and touch Bad Manner$"

"Whatever you're into, Get into Nerdi!"

Oh - Oh - Oh so funny!!! My sides hurt :-(

Ok - So I tried a new word - Pants.

Don't Be Vague. Ask for Pants. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=pants)

LMAO - Ok. Seriously. ON attempt 3!

Get In My Pants. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=pants) :twisted: :biggrin:

And the other top rated ones:

Two Hours of Pants in Just Two Calories. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=pants)

Don't Forget The Pants, Mum. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=pants)

What Can Pants Do For You? (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=pants)

We're with the Pants. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=pants)

I Saw Pants and I Thought of You. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=pants)

Hehehe - That was far too entertaining. Hours of fun for all ages! Right here! = P

All B., All The Time. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=b.)

You Like Nay. Nay Likes You.


Simple as that ? :p

Half the Bell all the taste

Bell tested ,mother approved

See the Bell, feel the shine :razz:

Great Bell = Great times (true)

I feel like Bell tonight :eek: ( wish someone else got that one ..rofl..)

Beans meinz Bell:embarrassed: ( promise I didnt )

Bell keeps going and going :twisted:

Little ,yellow ,different ,Bell ( thats me lol )

Clearly that site knows about the quizzes:

Only flopsy has the answer

You've got questions. We've got flopsy.

Uh-oh, better get flopsy.

And it also knows:

flopsy is good for you

:biggrin:

TF hun, I took the liberty of doing a few for you:

Race for the clockfeatures
First one to catch her gets a mars bar!

Let your Clockfeatures do the walking
/me steals TF's wings :P
Change your whole clockfeatures
I'm all for that **gets a hammer**

For a snack gap, clockfeatures fits

There's more than one way to eat a clockfeatures
Ooooo...scrummy!!
mmwaahaahaaaaaa :twisted:

word BEER:

No Beer, no comment.
Beer makes everything better.
because beer can't drive.
there's first love, then there's beer love.
Did somebody say beer?
get beer or get out!

haha, I love those, Facey! :razz:

I put it Greenie Mod, and got this:
Nothin' says lovin' like greenie mod from the oven.

Heh. And..
I wish they could all be greenie mod girls
(sexist)

And then I tried iSketch, lol.
Only iSketch has the answer

Double the pleasure, double the iSketch

It's not all isketch, isketch, isketch, you know

It is too!
Err.. and I'll stop now.

"Nothing acts faster than boda."

"The loudest noise comes from the electronic boda." <<:eek:

"I saw boda and thought of you." hahahahahaha

"Naughty, but boda." hahahahahahahahhaha

"Fresh from the Captain's boda." now that is humor XD

word: booze (similar to Dean obviously, but different results)
"Two hours of Booze in just two calories." XD

"Any time, any place, Booze." ain't that the truth XD

ok ok one last one

word: pecker
HAHAHA this was the first result no lie

"We do pecker right."

OK: use the word "bottom"

Your flexible bottom!

The coolest bottom on ice (well, it would be if you were sat on it)

Please don't squeeze the bottom.

Bottom Lickin' Good! (ugh, so wrong...)

Stop! This Sketchy is not ready yet!

Break me off a piece of that Sketchy...

Tastes great... less sketchy. :eek:

Devon knows how they make Sketchy so creamy. :twisted:

8 out of 10 owners who expressed a preference said their cats preferred Sketchy!

Sweet as the moment when the Sketchy went "Pop". :embarrassed:

So much fun!

-Sketch-