HOW TO PLAY:

1. You have to say a object that beats the previous one.
2. You have to give a definition on how it beats that object.

RULES:

1. No beating something in a "category". (See example.)
2. Make sure it possibly beats the last object.
3: Pictures are allowed.
4,5,6,7,8,9, and 10: have fun!

EXAMPLE:

Me: Wall.
Jobe: Ha! Your wall is no match for this Rocket Launcher! It can break your wall down!
Right

Me: Wall
Jobe: My building is taller!
Wrong

START GAME:

Fish.

Net my net captures your fish

My knife tears your net so you can't catch nothin'!

My rock blunts your knife so you can't cut anything.

My hammer smashes your rock

My trampoline makes your hammer bounce off and away. Bye bye hammer. Hello trampoline. Nothing can defeat a tram-amp-oline! hahahahahahahha

HA! My dog chews up your trampoline! (I know this beats because my dog did this to OUR trampoline lol)

Lol Nyna. Great thread reece!

Your dog gets hit by a car and dies (sorry :S)

My traffic lights stop your car in traffic forever and ever.

A power outage makes your traffic lights unable to work. Pwn

My generator laughs at your power outage.

A lightning bolt strikes your generator and ruins it. :twisted:

The sun comes out and shoos away the lightning

The moon comes out and there's an eclipse. xD

an eclipse? so its all dark? Well then my flashlight lets me see? *shrugs*

A bird flies by and steals your "flashlight"

A cat walks by and swallows the bird :(

/me laughs at the cat swallowing the bird ;)

a dog comes along and chases the cat up a tree

haha i hadn't thought of that Kitty! ;)

a wolf howls away the dog

the sun comes up and the wolf stops howling

A thunderstorm rolls in and covers the sun. Srsly. Like that was challenging? =C

A strong wind moves the thunderstorm away

I have medication that defeats your strong wind. ;oP

Lol, airport security take your medication from you

I got a .45 that says airport security aint doin nothin but GASPING FOR THEIR LAST BREATHS!!!!

Dust and grit have clogged up your .45 and made it redundant.

Wind has blown away the dust and grit

A metal building keeps the wind out

Rust attacks your metal superstructure and turns it into scrap

A cleaning detergent gets rid of the rust.

A naughty cleaning lady steals all your cleaning detergent and takes it home

Lol. The naughty cleaning lady falls down a well on her way home. Oops?

oops sorry didn't notice... It rains heavily and the well fills right to the top with water

Katt you need to change yours!

/me feels shouted at :(

Along comes a demolition crew and smash the well into pebbles

Lol, this thread's a bit.. jumbled :twisted:

The demolition crew go on strike.

Maggie Thatcher returns to ban strikes :twisted:

Along comes a Union member shouting "Maggie you can't do that" , sacks them, and sends them to the Job Centre

100% employment means the Job Centre goes out of business!

The Government raises taxes so that all employed people have to pay 50% of their wages in income tax.

There is a rebellion amonst the people that overrthrows the government

Researchers find a vaccine for the flu

The Vaccine recipe got lost in their mind.

My Level 38 Hypnotherapist uses HypnoSearch ability to recall the lost memories. :P

The level 38 Hypnotherapist is put into an insane asylum for his work

the insane aslyum breaks because of a tack! (isn't a insane aslyum a place where crazy ppl go into with a straitjacket and the room is all cushiony?)

A tack? oO

Ok well my brick smashes your tack.

My wall uses your brick

Water erodes your brick wall :)

My sponge soaks up your water.

my scissors cut up your sponge into tiny little pieces

My rock breaks your scissors (rock paper scissors)

my paper covers your rock (again, rock paper scissors :P)

My son rips your paper to shreds

You tell your son off for doing so :razz:

lol A neighbor calls CPS cause they hear me fussing out my son =P

The neighbour has a memory lapse and forgets what she was calling about

The neighbor suddenly remembers before it's too late. She took her gingko.


I guess... lmfao

My fire makes short work of your Gingko.

My hose waters your fire.

My feet stand on your hose. heh.

My rope gets tied around your ankles and your feet go gangrenous and fall off.

I pour sulphuric acid on your rope, burning it :)

I'll set off a nuclear device, vapourizing the sulphuric acid (I'm no good at science)

I cut the wires of the device with pliers

(red one or green one? :s)

Pliers can't cut TABLES!

I cover your table with my tablecloth! haha!

Where's the table gone? I can't see it anymore... Pwned! ;)

er...I never saw the table in the first place....

I wrap Capt's pliers in Ches' tablecloth and bury them in my garden.

I dig up your garden with my spade

spades can't dig up PAVED ROADS!!!!!

But jackhammers can =P

Elephant disguised as a construction worker crushes your Jackhammer!
EDIT: why hasn't Jobe posted here yet? :sad:

Well a poacher sees through the disguise and slaughters your elephant!:sad:

A policeman arrests your poacher

policemen lose their jobs for new security systems! (fingerprint identification, ect.) and good ol' lock and key.

The Security systems shut down due to a server crash

A Computer technician fixes the servers

A piece of meat poisons the computer technician

The doctor gives the computer technician some medication to treat his food poisoning.

The medication is laced with brandy, making the technician drunk.

There is new anti-drunk tablet on the market.

Recession hits and the market collapses

Banks lower interest rates and people start buying again.

I rob all the banks :twisted:

You get arrested for robbing the banks

What happened to beat that "object"?

-Cake

yeah, start back off at DOCTOR.

A patient sues your doctor

A lawyer successfully fends off the patient

a lie detector detects when the lawyers lie.

My bat smashes your lie detector.

fastballs speed right past the batter!

Liquid nitrogen freezes the fastballs in mid air.

The sun melts the liquid nitrogen

A parasol shades you from the sun

A beaver nibbles on the parasol and makes it collapse

Ches' wolf eats Nay's beaver.

Gravity breaks the cliff the wolf was howling on, bringing the wolf with it.

An anti-gravity pad negates the effect of gravity.

My Wall-E eats your anti-gravity pad rofl

My remote control turns off the screen, and gone is Wall-E!

My couch engulfs your remote control

The Incredible Hulk sits on your couch and squashes it

A counsellor puts your Incredible Hulk through Anger Management Training and he becomes placid and peace-loving

The school fires their school counselor.

The students turn the school into a theme park

the teacher gives all the students Z-------------------------------------------------------------------------------s

the Principal overrides the teachers z-'s