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db1986
28-11-2008, 01:30 PM
I was just looking at this thread (http://www.isketchforum.net/blankety-blank-t1513.html?t=1513) by TF and some of the responses really made me giggle :razz:
All you have to do is post a line from a movie, song, quotation, poem or anything like that, replacing one or more words with the word BLANK.
The next person follows by thinking of a word, phrase or entire sentence to replace the BLANK.
You can be as crazy as you like... *cough* within reason :razz:
For Example...
Person 1: Why does it always BLANK on me?
Person 2: Why does it always fall down on me?
Diamonds are BLANK.
And so it begins...
All dogs go to BLANK.
TempusFugit
28-11-2008, 04:10 PM
All dogs go to Bark-lays (geddit? :razz:).
Living on borrowed BLANK.
reecer6
28-11-2008, 05:07 PM
Living on Borrowed Sodas.
The BLANK will not threaten to BLANK you, and infact, cannot BLANK
If know what this is from and post it, you get a 'thanks' from me!
The chickens will not threaten to tickle you, and in fact, cannot talk.
There is no _____ for awesomeness...or _____!
db1986
28-11-2008, 07:02 PM
The BLANK will not threaten to BLANK you, and infact, cannot BLANK
Is it from Katamari Damacy? Have I spelt that correctly?
There is no punishment for awesomeness...or eating jam doughnuts!
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking BLANK
reecer6
28-11-2008, 09:26 PM
No, not Katamari Damacy
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking B[B]eavers.
Even though I broke the BLANK, The BLANK still BLANK.
db1986
28-11-2008, 09:32 PM
Even though I broke the fridge, The pigeon is still alive
Always look on the BLANK side of life.
TempusFugit
28-11-2008, 09:58 PM
Always look on the RIGHT side of life.
It's raining BLANK and BLANK
db1986
28-11-2008, 10:11 PM
It's raining meteorites and astronomers
I pity the BLANK
I pity the pitiful.
Sticks and ___ may break my ___ but names will never ___ me.
db1986
28-11-2008, 11:01 PM
Sticks and fluff may break my stuff but names will never call
It's goodbye from BLANK, and it's goodbye from BLANK.
reecer6
29-11-2008, 12:02 AM
I'll just shorten it.
It's goodbye from My House and My Head.
Just Keep BLANK intill you run out of BLANK.
This is some lyrics from the song at the end of this mystery game That people can still guess.
db1986
29-11-2008, 01:26 AM
Just keep your head until you run out of ammo
BLANK sweet BLANK
Honey sweet kisses.
___ is where the ___ is.
db1986
29-11-2008, 01:56 AM
The pub is where the party is.
What the BLANK needs now, is BLANK sweet BLANK
reecer6
29-11-2008, 02:09 AM
What the Museum Curator needs now, is Really sweet Honey
The BLANK gets done and you make a neat BLANK for the people who are BLANK.
The real 3rd Blank is the name of the song at the end of this mystery game.
db1986
01-12-2008, 01:36 PM
The braille gets done and you make a neat menu for the people who are blind.
If you cry BLANK you will get your BLANK.
TempusFugit
01-12-2008, 01:37 PM
If you cry TEARS you will get your RIVER!
BLANK rush in, where BLANK's fear to tread
db1986
01-12-2008, 01:42 PM
You never know when to rush in, where little green clocks fear to tread :razz:
Look over there! It's a giant BLANK carrying one of those new BLANK.
TempusFugit
01-12-2008, 01:46 PM
Look over there! It's a giant CLOCK carrying one of those new 2-Legged Horses!!
A BLANK in time, saves BLANK
db1986
01-12-2008, 01:51 PM
A loss in time, saves nothing.
"You have 1 new message. Message 1: BLANK"
(remember sentences are allowed) :)
Capt_Sparrow
01-12-2008, 05:36 PM
"You have 1 new message. Message 1: By the time you get to the end of this message, you will realise that it tells you nothing..."
What's that coming over the BLANK? Is it a BLANK?
reecer6
01-12-2008, 11:59 PM
What's that coming over the Pipe? Is it a Piranha Plant?
I want the BLANK, nothing less. All the BLANK and the BLANK. Only giving me the best BLANK.
Capt_Sparrow
02-12-2008, 04:14 PM
I want the money, nothing less. All the Pounds and the Dollars. Only giving me the best used notes
The name's BLANK, James BLANK
TempusFugit
02-12-2008, 04:15 PM
The name's Blunt, James Blunt (lol)
The Queen of BLANK
Capt_Sparrow
02-12-2008, 04:27 PM
Haha TF! He was in the army, so he may have said that...
The Queen of Clubbing
She'll be BLANK round the BLANK, when she BLANK.
TempusFugit
02-12-2008, 04:28 PM
She'll be tripping round the block, when she realises that her shoes don't fit.
(re: James Blunt - that's right.. wasn't he a Captain?)
The BLANK is not BLANK
Capt_Sparrow
02-12-2008, 04:36 PM
The world is not real
Yesterday, all my BLANK seemed so BLANK
Yesterday, all my children seemed so little.
Once a _____ always a _____.
db1986
02-12-2008, 08:53 PM
Once a friend, always a friend :)
Keep your BLANK to yourself :P
Capt_Sparrow
02-12-2008, 09:43 PM
Keep your letters to yourself :P
I used to BLANK the world, BLANK would rise when I gave the BLANK.
db1986
06-12-2008, 07:55 PM
I used to control the world, the sun would rise when I gave the wink.
BLANK happens to the BLANK of us.
Capt_Sparrow
07-01-2009, 03:51 PM
Imagination happens to the craziest of us.
If at first you don't BLANK; BLANK, BLANK and BLANK again.
db1986
07-01-2009, 08:18 PM
If at first you don't knock him over; smack, whack and push him again. :twisted:
What you BLANK is what you BLANK.
Sorsie
07-01-2009, 08:26 PM
What you cook is what you burnt.
Too many ______ spoils _________.
db1986
07-01-2009, 08:49 PM
Too many spills spoils spells.
BLANK comes just once a year.
tgfcoder
07-01-2009, 08:57 PM
Living on Borrowed Sodas.
The BLANK will not threaten to BLANK you, and infact, cannot BLANK
If know what this is from and post it, you get a 'thanks' from me!
From Portal (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Portal), GLaDOS: "The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the Weighted Companion Cube (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompanionCube) will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center encourages you to disregard its advice."
Santa comes just once a year. :sad:
You insult my BLANK. You threaten my BLANK with BLANK! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, BLANK. Perhaps you should have BLANK!
reecer6
09-01-2009, 07:01 PM
Here's a thanks!
You insult my Dog. You threaten my Toys with more toys! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, lawyer. Perhaps you should have watched American Idol!
Ninja BLANK, Wind-up BLANK... Ninja BLANK will BLANK you're BLANK!!!!
- Deceased Crab, Ninja BLANK
(NOTE: The 'a' word is not the original last Blank. If you search Deceased Crab's videos on youtube, you'll see it's different.)
Saffron
12-01-2009, 06:59 AM
er...?
Ninja Turtle, Wind-up Pig........Ninja Turtle will roast your hocks!!!
- Deceased Crab, Ninja Turtle.
He who BLANKs last, BLANKs hardest.
tgfcoder
12-01-2009, 12:21 PM
He who studies last, blanks hardest :P
Feel the power of the most BLANK BLANK ever, in a BLANK portable package.
Capt_Sparrow
12-01-2009, 01:39 PM
Feel the power of the most exciting adventure ever, in a shiny portable package.
I BLANK, I BLANK, I BLANK!
reecer6
13-01-2009, 09:44 PM
er...?
I was quoting a song Deceased Crab made on one of his videos. You should check it out. (Also, his original song is in his Cocoron LP videos.)
I Reject, I have the answer, I know Bob stole the cookies!
(I know the real quote; I came, I saw, I conquered.)
You catch more BLANK with BLANK then BLANK.
Deadlock
13-01-2009, 09:57 PM
You catch more women with money than looks.
If I catch you BLANKING in my BLANK again, I'll BLANK you with a BLANK.
If I catch you snoring in my face again, I'll poke you with a toe. =P
The _____ before the _____.
Deadlock
13-01-2009, 10:26 PM
The pudding before the indigestion :(
If a BLANK speaks in an empty BLANK and there is no BLANK to hear him, is he still BLANK?
Deadlock
03-03-2009, 12:45 PM
This died a death ... can we breathe life into it?
If a MAN speaks in an empty ROOM and there is no WOMAN to hear him, is he still WRONG?
And the new one ..
"Use the BLANK Luke!"
Saffron
13-05-2009, 01:15 AM
"Use the TOILET, Luke!"
Where there's a BLANK, there's a BLANK.
Deadlock
13-05-2009, 11:00 AM
Where there's a rich relative, there's a motive .... :twisted:
I spilled some BLANK on your BLANK :eek:
Butterfinger
20-05-2009, 10:05 AM
I spilled some "clean pee" on your headrest of your lay-z-boy :eek:
Stop and Blank the Blank
Deadlock
20-05-2009, 10:39 AM
Stop and sniff the finger!
When the going gets BLANK, the BLANK get BLANK :razz:
londonmoon
06-06-2009, 06:56 PM
James Blunt OMG that is funny!
When the going gets HOT, the PENGUINS get LEMONADE
You can't wait for BLANK. You have to BLANK after it with a BLANK
Deadlock
06-06-2009, 09:58 PM
James Blunt OMG that is funny!
What? :eek:
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