A new thread - for a bit of fun! Quite simple really - you replace the 'BLANK' with a new word (or words) in a well known saying, music lyric, nursery rhyme - the funnier, the better :razz:


Example: Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any BLANK

Response: Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any thing else to say?


So... let's go!!!

Is this the real life, is this just BLANK

Is this the real life, is this just a dress rehersal so it doesn't matter if you forget your lines and get the giggles?

Too many cooks, BLANK the broth.





Is that right TF? Or does the blank have to be at the end? Nice game btw, I'm going to enjoy it :)

hehe.. that's right Vik!! Doesn't matter what you say or where you put the BLANK (or BLANK's - just not too many of 'em) :razz:

Too many cooks, will cause anarchy, confusion and dismay then have handbags at dawn as one purports to be better than the other and then throw the broth :razz:


All's fair in BLANK and BLANK :razz:

'All's Fair' in Chicago and New York for one week only! See the amazing elephants!!


A BLANK in the hand is worth BLANK in the BLANK

A credit-card in the hand, is worth more than a man in the dog house will ever know!!! :twisted:


Humpty Dumpty sat on the BLANK, Humpty Dumpty had a great BLANK

Humpty Dumpty sat on the tumble dryer, Humpty Dumpty had a great time.

It was 20 years ago today, Sergent Pepper taught the band to BLANK

It was 20 years ago today, Sergent Peppre taught the band to knit.

If you go down to the BLANK today, youd better go in BLANK BLANK

If you go down to the isketch forum back yard
today, you'd better go in your n00b dot
Why are there two at the end?

Eauughh, suddenly I can't think of a single song or nursery rhyme!

Hickory dickory dock (wow what stupid words, by the way), the mouse BLANK

Hickory dickory dock, the mouse wrote to his personal tailor and complained because he felt his new satin suit didn't make the most of his eye colour.

A bird in the BLANK, is worth two in the BLANK. :razz:

A BLANK in the hand is worth BLANK in the BLANK
A bird in the BLANK, is worth two in the BLANK. :razz:

A bird in the oven, is worth two in the microwave.

Oooh that sucked! I have no imagination! :razz:
/me thinks she may stay out of this thread.

If you're BLANK and you know it, BLANK

If you're a banana and you know it, be a peeling. (sorry!)

If I go out without my BLANK, you can count on it to BLANK.

If I go out without my small brown yak called Norman you can count on it to go mental at home and wreck the living room.

Wee Willy BLANK runs through the BLANK

Wee Willy Chilli runs through the digestive tract.

da la la laaaa da la la la laaa da la la laaa it's the final BLANK

da la la laaaa da la la la laaa da la la laaa it's the final time I go to your damn restaurant, Chilli's, and see flies in my pickles, cause all I want to do is eat a damn Fajita Pita and a few pickles, but you can't even give me that. YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME SUFFER!


... k


Private eyes, they're watching you, watching BLANK

Private eyes, they're watching you, watching porn in your living room. Bloody invasion of privacy I call it.

You can lead a horse to water but BLANK

You can lead a horse to water but its almost impossible to find a bag big enough to drown it in.

Don't stop me now, I'm having BLANK

Don't stop me now, I'm having a well deserved rest before I continue on with the day's most pressing issue - LUNCH!
Flattery will get you BLANK

Flattery will get you nowhere with a husband who's pissed you dropped your cellphone in the washing machine...again.

Curiosity killed the BLANK.

Curiousity killed the man who stuck his head out the train window just before it went into a tunnel

Smoke me a BLANK, I'll be back for BLANK

Smoke me a cigartette, I'll be back for your money when you die of lung cancer.

Little boy blue, come BLANK

Little boy blue, come all over his shoe.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on BLANK

Little Miss Muffet sat on Humpty Dumpty who was still on the tumble dryer and they both have a great time :)

Twinkle twinkle little BLANK how I wonder what you BLANK

Twinkle twinkle little flying colours, how i wonder what the hell i just smoked to get you to twinkle like that...

How much BLANK would a woodchuck BLANK if a woodchuck could BLANK BLANK?

kinda has a nice ring to it too... hehe.

How much cheese would a woodchuck eat if a woodchuck could find cheese and eat it?

With great BLANK, comes great BLANK.

With great apes, comes great bananas

The BLANK is always BLANK on the other side of the BLANK

The cash is always harder to steal when it's on the other side of a glass panel - damned bank security!

All's fair in BLANK and BLANK

All's fair in Sweden and Norway, unless they dyed it brown, in which case, all's brunette in Sweden and Norway.

If you want my BLANK you've got it. If you need my BLANK you've got it.

If you want my money, you've got it. If you need my car, you've got it.

An extremely generous offer there, BM!

Little Miss BLANK sat on her BLANK.

Little Miss Vik sat on her Sick :razz:

It's only a BLANK show....

It's only a clocking smashing and then jumping on the little bits until there are no little bits left show :)

sat on my sick... eww...

Incy wincy BLANKEY climbing up the BLANK!

Incy Wincy Santa climbing up the Chimney because he's cool like that!

(but I believe it's climbed up the not climbing up the :P)


How much is that Blank in the Blank?
The one with the Blank

How much is that clock in the icon?
The one with the eyes and wings.

All blank and no blank makes Jack a blank boy.

all fun and no work makes jack a laaaaazy boy.:razz:

Say BLANK to my little BLANK.

Say "Arr matey, you 'round these parts?" to my little sumo wrestler.


Can you BLANK the BLANK tonight?

Can you babysit the iguana tonight?

To BLANK or not to BLANK, that is the BLANK

To pee or not to pee? That is the problem I always have before setting out on a longish journey in the car.

A man's BLANK is his BLANK

A man's BEST FRIEND is his DUCK! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQpX4SLsG0w)

Yes click the link it really is!

If at first you dont BLANK, BLANK BLANK BLANK

It at first you DON'T SPELL TOURNAMENT RIGHT, BLAME THE FORUM CLOCK :razz:


The Hills are BLANK, with the sound of BLANK

The hills are ringing with the sound of clocky's denials.

She's a killer BLANK!

She's a killer LIAR WHO IS GONNA BE SORRY :razz:

Little BLANK has lost her BLANK

So... that's just one long blank then is it?

OK here goes! Too many Tempuses scares the Vik and a Vik in the hand is worth a million Tempuses anywhere.

EDIT: Oh ok, so you bothered to include one...

Little Tempus has lost her marbles.


BLANK if you want to go faster!

SIT ON VIK if you wanna go faster!

I only told you to blow of the BLANK BLANK!

Edit: What blank???? Blimey Vik... pots and kettles :razz:

Nice editing, clocky!

I only told you to blow of [sic] the candles on TF's next birthday cake, but there were too many.

Did you mean 'off' clocky? Your spelling isn't getting any better, is it?

Didn't we have a lovely BLANK the day we went to BLANK?

Didn't we have a lovely BEER the day we went to the GUINESS FACTORY?

War! Huh! Good God y'all what BLANK

War! Huh! Good God y'all what do you mean the tanks don't work on sand?

/me does his best Signourney Weaver ..

Get away from her you BLANK!

Get away from her you Purple Cross-eyed Star Shaped Octoturtle!

Blank and blank went up the blank.

A duck and a chick went up the ventilation shaft to say high to the high power fan they couldn't escape.

100% of the blank you don't blank don't go in.

100% of the sheep you don't shave don't go in.

Some men are born blank, others have blank thrust upon them.

Some men are born bald, others have baldness thrust upon them.

It's BLANK, it's BLANK, the old man is BLANK.

It's alive, it's alive, the old man is alive!! (OMG!) :P!

If I could turn back blank, If I could find a blank.

If I could turn back the weather, if I could find a way to make it hotter (urgh.. that was terrible).

Hey diddle diddle, the BLANK and the fiddle. The BLANK jumped over the moon.

hey diddle diddle the fiddle 2s and the fiddle. the rock stars that sung 'the boring thingy' jumped over the moon


hey now your a blank get your game on go blank

Hey now your a n00b get your game on go NOWNOWNOW!!!

Jack and Jill BLANK up the hill, and fetched BLANK

jack and jill Fell up the hill and fetched My Lamp Shade.

BLANK are BLANK like the BLANK's BLANK.

jack and jill Fell up the hill and fetched My Lamp Shade.

the BLANK are BLANK like the BLANK's BLANK.

The jewels are worthy like the bank's money

:eek:

The BLANK, the BLANK and the BLANK

the Canner, the Ball, and the Placker Tacker

if you BLANK a BLANK, shout BLANK!

If you stub a toe, shout "boo hoo!"

I went and BLANKed this BLANK the other BLANK.

I went and dranked this cup of hot chocolate the other type of sweet stuffs (Argh)

I hopped to the BLANK, did BLANK, came BLANK on the BLANK

Heehaa!

I hopped to the market, did shopping, came home on the bus.

Which blank did blank to blank when they blank?

Which boy did something to the teacher when they were in the changing room?

Itsy Bitsy BLANK up the spider web, BLANK came the rain and BLANK the spider out