Really I can't. A first grader tends to do better then myself at things such as a dog or a cat. Hell man... a monkey on crack does better than me. A blind monkey on crack who has been shoved in a small box and then said box was rolled down a steep hill. (The monkey had a red crayon and piece of paper in the box... btw.)

When I try and draw things on Iksetch I am met with cries of "WTF" and "Did a blind monkey get ahold of the computer." Ok.. so the last one was never said, but I bet they where thinking it.

Still I find the same fun. I like guessing more so than I do sketching.

So if you ever see someone with the name Pendergast while in a room.. beware, for you shall be under the spell of the woman who is worse than a blind monkey on crack. May God be with you.


Wish to know a little about me?

.. I RAMBLE (see above)

I collect lightsaber (plastic ones) I have 15.

I want a HOUSE plushie.

I lost my middle finger because a kitten bit me when I was two and it got infected and yea.. had to be amputated


The last fact is a blad faced lie.

I have had over 50 cats in my lifetime though.


and... done now.

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hope you have fun here, and the only cat is Vik's cat Charlie, don't worry he is so cute.

Hahaha! Nice introduction.

Welcome to the forum. I'm hoping you don't combine your lightsaber hobby with your cat hobby...
/me hides Charlie

What kind of cats do you/did you have?

Nice to meet you though. I hope I see you round soon!

Greetings are in order, welcome pendergast. So monkeys and drugs... hmmm... not sure we approve animal torture by getting monkeys stoned and shoved into a box and then rolled down a hill, but if that's just your insane rambling and not your intentions or what you actually do for a living, you've come to the right place.

Cheers and enjoy the forum.

What a brilliant introduction!

/me thinks you'll have no trouble fitting in

:D

LOL!! :biggrin: A fantastic, unique introduction - and a very warm welcome from me :biggrin:

Mostly mixed breeds and strays. Pound kitties/etc

My cat does like to chew on the end of the lightsaber oddly enough. She will latch ahold of it with her paws and just chew away.

I try and keep away from monkeys in the real world They frighten me.

Thanks for the welcome evreyone. :)

The force is strong in this cat...

hehe, gotta love that about cats, each one is so individual. My Charlie goes nuts for those plastic bags you get in the fruit/veg section in the supermarket.

/me flirts taking in strays.

/me wonders which of our punny fellas will be the first to explain how to draw four beans...

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- to the forum. Your intro is hilarious. And, if they ever come out with a HOUSE plushie, would you get one for me too? :biggrin:

welcome!! always nice to see new members

Hahha, you funny goof, welcome to the forums.
I really want to see you in 5 strokes, hope to have some laughs with you

Welcome in have fun dont be shy