Here you must help the previous person liek they're playing a videogame, and then say where you're stuck at. (NOTE: the place your 'stuck' at has to seem like it comes right after the place you helped at. (NOTE: It's a fake video game.)

Example:
Person 1: I can't get up the cliff on level 1!
Person 2: You must push a box from the box truck under the cliff.

I can't jump onto the box truck!

See? I'll start.

I can't get into my house on level 1!

You need the key to open the door. Click on the rock in the garden and it will turn into a toad and hop away, revealing the key.

It's really dark on Level 1 and I can't find the light switch.

You can see an outline that looks a bit like a poo. You pick it up and it turns out to be a carrot (thankfully not a poo!). You eat the carrot which gives you better eyesight in the dark and allows you to make out the light switch. You turn on the light.

With the light you can also now see a wide-eyed man aiming a shotgun at you, who seems a little annoyed that you have just eaten his last carrot.

That's not how you play. the last paragraph has to be like saying you're stuck.

You are stuck... you're about to be shot. Think fast.

You cannot get out of your mind how much the carrot looked like poo, and it makes you sick. You projectile vomit onto the man with the gun, and whilst he is wiping his face, you take his gun and knock him unconscious with it.

I want to go up the stairs now, but I can't walk through the mess on the floor. I am stuck in Level 1 in a horribly messy room.

You need to Super Vac 5000 to clean up the mess. It is in the door on the right, you go over and get the Super Vac 5000 out of the door and clean up the mess and go up the stairs.

I am at the end boss on lvl 1 but can't figure out how to defeat the Fussy Whiny 3-headed child!!!

First of all, you need to find the three milk bottles. Then you need to distract two of the heads and feed the third head with a milk bottle. Once you have given each head a milk bottle the child should calm down allowing you to pass and exit the level.

The first is located in the refrigerator in the Lost Cabin,
the second is at the end of the giant staircase,
and the third should be behind the child itself.

Make sure you get the 1st and 2nd before approaching it though, as it will make it easier to give the third bottle to the child.

I'm stuck just after the 2nd level when the flesh-eating strawberries start to attack you. They are too fast. If only there was a way to slow them down...

You realise should have cut off the man with the shotgun's arm when you knocked him unconscious in Level 1 to distract the flesh-eating strawberries at this point. You restart the game, this time carrying a fresh armfull of flesh.

You throw the arm out of the window, and smelling the scent of fresh blood, the flesh-eating strawberries follow like lemmings and fall to their squishy death on the ground below.

I'm stuck on the 2nd level because I can't walk past the giant spider on the wall.

Well, you need to get the weak armor on the ceiling fan to get in front of, but not past the spider. then pick up the insecticides, spray it on the giant spider, and run through the door!

I'm stuck on the roof on level 2. What am I suppose to do?

To avoid dying a painful death, you need to jump down the fake chimney to grab a rope.
Now you need to use the rope to lasso the hook from the weather vane on the neighbour's roof.
Now you have the rope and a hook, attach the hook to the rope using a 4cm strip of the Super Sticky Sellotape that you bought from the Tower Shop. Using the chimney as a strong point, attach the hook around the chimney and use the rope to safely climb down.

I'm stuck near the end of Level 2. Santa won't give me the key to the boss door for Christmas because I've been a bad person. Is there a way of rectifying this?

You need to get a Taxi. a cut scene will show, showing the Taxi driver driving you to the nearest Airport, you getting on a plane to the North Pole, walking to Santa's workshop, changing the list, and doing it all over again to get back to where you were. Santa will let you through. (Also, just keep hitting the Giant Santa Robot Boss on the beard, then the chin, then the fuzzy ball thing on his hat. (It replaces the head after it's destroyed, and it had the power source of the giant robot.))

I'm stuck on level three, on a car in a lava-covered street.

You need the lava boots you found on Level 1. Luckily you picked them up and put them in your pack. Click on the pack, and the lava boots and you can walk across the lava and into the Library, where you need to find the Special Book.

I'm stuck in the library - I don't know where the Special Book is, or how to start looking for it...

You need to speak to the Librarian to get help finding the Special Book.

I'm stuck - Every time I try to talk to the Librarian I get "shooshed"!

You need to go outside and scale the building and find the librarian costume on the flower bed outside a 3rd story window. go down, put it on, and talk to the librarian. She will tell you where the book is. (It changes every time you play.)

Help. I read the book, and the building crumbled. I lost my lava boots but found a desk lamp. I'm standing on a stack of bricks a quarter way from the west to the east.

The next place that you need to go after visiting the Library is to the Calamity Motel.
It's on the other side of town but there is a way of getting there while avoiding the lava.
There is a trail of bricks that you can walk on to avoid the lava and lead you in the right direction.

If you equip your SuperDuper Inflatable X3000 Goggles you will notice the correct trail will light green for you.

I've reached the Calamity Motel on Level 3, and apparently I need to find the manager but I can't. Can anyone help?

You need to ring the bell at the front desk and flaunt your cash. The cash along with the bell will get the managers attention and he will rush over to greet you personally. He will then offer you his finest suite.

I am stuck - The key card to the room doesn't seem to be working. I can't get into my room in the Motel!

That's because you didn't flaunt enough cash. The Manager deliberately gave you the wrong key. You need to go back down and give him some more.

I am stuck - I have no more cash to give the Manager.

You must go find someone, and steal their cash.

Help. The elevators broke down and apparently the ceiling above the stairs broke and all the pipes fell and blocked the stairs. What do I do?

You need to go back to the front desk and acquire the grappling hook, and shimmy up the elevator shaft.

Help! I finally got into the room, but can't open the minibar! What should I do?