In this game you will confess a wrongdoing and give reasons you did what you did and the next person decides whether to Execute or Pardon you. Give a strong argument and you may get a Pardon, but an Execution awaits if your argument is weak. Theres a twist though... because now the person who decided your fate must now must now give an argument to what they have done wrong for the next person to Execute or Pardon.

I will start....


I raided the cookie jar before dinner but I did it because I was hungry and mom got home late and dinner wasnt done at the regular time.

E or P?

Executed because now we know who stole the cookies from the cookie jar! lol
Edit: but if you'd raided the fruit cabinet you would've been pardoned 'cause it's healthyy

I had a 30 cm vegetarian subway sandwich for dinner cos I didn't want to cook. It's healthy (it's some cheese and A L L the vegetable choices they have) and yummy. It's expensive but money isn't an issue when it comes to health, right? right! It's probably a better alternative to my normal dinner which would be pasta (which isn't even wholewheat I think) and pasta sauce and pasta sauce has preservatives soooo subway is way healthier. I'ma have subway for dinner regularly =)

E or P?

Execute anyone that thinks that much about what there eating and the consequences.
:P

im not sure i get this game.

i was driving down the road the other day, when i saw this massive pudddle! havnt been driving all that long, and have always wanted to drive straight threw a massive deep one. so i did :D:D
splashed some middleaged woman.

E or P?

Execute because I've been splashed by an inconsiderate driver before.

My confesion is that I was only going to post here to laugh at storm for living in France so long that she describes subways as 30cm instead of 12 inches. But then I saw that Katie had abused an innocent person for her own pleasure, and didn't want someone to pardon her.

E or P?

pardon.

yeaterday i got lost in the woods. there was a sleeping squirrel so i decided to eat it

E or P?

Execute the squirrel killer!:twisted: Poor little squirrely squirrel.:sad:

I once went into the mens bathroom because the womens bathroom was closed.

E or P?

pardon. thats what everyone does.

a week ago a threw my air at the sun because it was freezing cold and it wouldn't shine.

LOL. Execute! Just kidding, I pardon you, you can use your air as you please..

One time I was so excited that we got a golfcart that I drove around my neighborhood for hours and then went crashing through my mailbox and landed in a bush, then backed over the mailbox by accident. I completely crushed it flat.. =/

E or P?!

Pardon, of course - driving a golf cart round the neighbourhood - awesome! :D

A bunch of friends and I, if we were first in line at a red light - when the light turned green, all but the driver would get out, run around the car once before getting back in and the driver going through. If we timed it just right, we would go through as the light turned orange and hold up all the traffic behind us...:twisted:

E or P?

/me puts her road rage hat on and holds the noose for Saffron

I hate being held up in traffic!

One time I snuck out of the house to go to a party with friends, I had the best night of my life and didnt get home till morning. I was sneaking in the window when my mom came in and saw me at the window. I told her that I had just woke up got dressed and opened up the window to air out my room. She looked for a minute then said "Breakfast is ready, come downstairs." She never said anything but I have a feeling she knew. I never did it again.

E or P?

Execute. don't ever sneak out!

so i will be at the mall when i will be a teenager and a girl (i'm obviusly actualy a boy) and i would go in a line for something i don't want and say, "wait, i don't want this." after the line gets out the store and into the mall's hallways.

E or P?

huh?

/me points at reecer's post

lol... Got his post after reading it several times.
Execute! Weren't you doing it on purpose? :(

I was supposed to check google for information on my science worksheet but sneaked to play iSketch instead :biggrin:

Nice thread Atreyu! :)

pardon......:P, i do that alll the time <3

*sigh*, cause my brother gets all sorts of cool stuff, i took a bunch without telling him...i dont think he minded...but,....

E or P? XD

Execute - most definitely!! lol

Some horrible scooter boys were following me home tonight and driving right up to my bumper and being absolute cretins. So, I felt that my sparkly windscreen could do with a wash and flicked the switch on my car - whilst gently (:twisted:) spraying them with water :razz: (They soon backed off - bwahaha)

E or P?

Execute! My sister did that to me once and I was so scared I thought a pigeon crapped on me! :embarrassed:

I threw a huge amount of veg peelings in the bin with normal rubbish instead of the food stuff bin which is for recycling. I kinda remembered the bin but cos it's a tiny thing I couldn't be bothered to bend down and open the tiny bin. In my defecne my hands were full but I guess I could have used a fingernail to open the lid :S

E or P?

lazyhead, i say execute XD, laziness isnt gonna help ya XD :P

oki, right now, im supposed to be working but im so tired im here and on isketch instead

E or P? XD

Execute! Dude, you only get one "real" chance to study. Make the most of it when you're young and able to. It gets harder later. So get off iSketch and rejoin when you're 50 :razz:

Hubby bought me some food, and I took some of his chips out of his plate while he wasn't looking.. heh! I did tell him after though. Had a right giggle over it XD

E or P?

Execute, men love their chips.

Yesterday i went through a drive through.. without a car.. me and three friends just stood there walking in the drive through, and got yelled at by the workers through the "can i take your order" machine.

E or P?

execute meaniebutt :P distracting them from work

im totally procrastinating for playing piano....being on here

E or P?

Execute! My sister did that to me once and I was so scared I thought a pigeon crapped on me! :embarrassed:


That made me LMAO!! :razz:

execute meaniebutt :P distracting them from work

im totally procrastinating for playing piano....being on here

E or P?

Back on subject! Ermmm..... Execute. Do what MrsNerdinator said! :razz:


I have just accidentally deleted Mr TF's programme from the Sky + thingy.


Execute or Pardon?

Pardon, it was yours because you're TF!

every time my brother (i don't have one) gets food, i lick it when he dosen't look.

execute XD
completely mean, my brother threatens to do that to me all the time..
so i got executed twice XD, well, lets see, what'd i do this time

yah, cause my brother's laptop is in his room, and his laptop has games on it, im always sneaking into his room and waking him up in the morning...keeping him from getting enough sleep :P

E or P?

You're executed! I am real grumpy if I get disturbed before my time to rise.

One day I was with a friend in her car. I told my friend to speed up to catch up to this other car. When we got up to the other car I hit the side of the car door with my fist to make a loud bang and yelled "iiiieeee" really loud. The guy in the next car got so scared he even swerved. He speed up and started cursing but we were laughing so hard that he actually even started laughing too and waved to us when we reached our turn-off.


E or P?

P.S. Im "mostly" using things from my real life when im speaking about something I did. I see others may be using purely fictional actions which is fine as well.

/me winks

Execute, imagine the circumstances if he took it for real

Hating tomatoes.

Pardoned - those little red devils should be exterminated :razz:

Loads of housework to do... ironing.... vacuuming etc., but would rather surf for half an hour.

E or P?

Pardon, half an hour is a nice break that you need sometimes before you get back to work! :-)

Ok, so one time, there was this frog. It hopped, so I hopped behind it, then it hopped again, and so I hopped, but then...it didn't hop, but I did...with bare feet. I was young at the time, but the guilt is kind of haunting..

E or P? =S

p.s. Also that comment about being crapped on by a pigeon made me "laugh out loud" for real. =P

Lol, if you lived where I did you'd fear for your life with all the pigeons around here TF and Lisa :p

Back on topic, you're pardoned Lisa, you were young, you were bare foot so it would have hurt the frog less than if you were wearing shoes and it still haunts you :S

I'm supposed to be eating healthily and today I scoffed a double chocolate muffin, a slice of pizza and a chocolate cake. I skipped breakfast and dinner but had coffee instead =/

E or P?

OK I don't think I made this clear, but I squished the frog and it died.. =SSSS

Pardon AJ, I am also trying to eat healthy, but now and then I think you need to splurge to keep yourself sane, lol.

One time I picked my cat up and hugged him too hard and he threw up =(

E or P?

lol... I love this thread!! Some fantastic confessions :razz:

hehe Lisa... poor cat - but you are definitely pardoned. You just wanted to give him some luuurrve :razz:


I misjudged a kerb and damaged my alloys - feigning innocence when Mr TF asked how it had happened.

E or P?

OK I don't think I made this clear, but I squished the frog and it died.. =SSSS
oh noez! :o Aww, I think you should still be pardoned, you're haunted and like I said, you were little :)

TF, you're pardoned cos men will go on about how women can't drive so we should stick together :razz:

I think I've mentioned this before but I shot nerdy in the ankle with my Granddad's metal toy gun when I was 8. I guess I did it cos I was kinda curious as to whether it'd hurt or not but was too much of a wuss to try it on myself. Nerdy was hurt but we laugh about it nowadays.. well, I know I do hehe

E or P?

Execute! 'cause that hurt :'( !!!

/me whacks AJ over the head!
(btw.. am I the only one that slightly giggled about the frog? :S Sorry, lisa! It was more just the visual of it.. *hugs* :))

After I left college, and finished my A Levels, I didn't want to give back my Geography A Level textbooks (favourite subject!) and I've kept hold of them all these years.. I still feel guilty about it.. but I couldn't find it in myself to part with them. :S

E or P?

Execute! 'cause that hurt :'( !!!
Hey! You can't say that! You're biased :p

Execute you cos a) it's called stealing (even though I did the same with all my maths, bio and chem textbooks, but I did pay a £20 book deposit so I guess it's all good) and b) your stupid geog books are hijacking the space I could use for my valuable maths and science uni books, plus your geog books are ugly so you should be executed three times! :P

Now that Nerdy's gone I store all the attic junk in her room. What? I need my space!! :p

E or P?

Pardon - cos you know that math text book you've been looking for? Well Nerdy hid it in her room before she left............

I grew up on a farm, and when we used to kill a chook to have for tea, my brothers and I would fight over who got the legs. Not the drumsticks to eat - but the legs of the dead chicken with the claws and all - cos you could pull the tendons and make the claws contract. My squeamish sister used to hate that, so I used to chase her around with my fresh chicken leg weapon, pulling the tendons and making her scream.....

E or P?

OMG, I LMAO big time at some of these.

/me pardons Saffron
LMAO! I did stuff like that. A dead bird(was already dead) or dog poo attached to a stick works well also! Gonna put it on you...... put it on you!

/me runs with poo on a stick chasing you
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There was this kid who was rather a bully to this one particular boy who was rather cute. Well, one day the girls and I decided to put an end to that ourselves. We ran and got ketchup and mustard bottles from the cafeteria and when we saw him go to pick on the boy we all ran over and squirted the bottles of sauce all over him and told him that every time he picks on anyone like that we will do something different to him everytime.
We got into trouble for it by the teacher but when we told the teacher why we did what we did she seemed to forget the whole thing. He never picked on anyone in the school again and became rather a nice person himself.

E or P?

P for creativity.

I accidentally-on-purpose body-checked a girl during soccer today. But, she'd just kicked me in the side of the knee. I lost my balance, slammed into the side of the bleachers and scraped open the inside of my wrist.

E or P?

Body checked? You were eyeing her up? lol Pardon cos you hurt yourself

I prank called someone last night and this morning cos I hate them. I was bored but this person has caused me grief. :rolleyes:

E or P?

Sorry AJ - but execute :razz: As much as you hate the person - you could end up getting yourself into trouble! Silence is the best method ;)

I gave someone the two fingered salute today - as they decided to pull out on me without warning and then proceeded to go slow :mad:

E or P?

Execute! Sorry TF, but if you're gonna do the two finger salute at least do it properly and stick your tongue out too :smile:

I need some help setting up my new email account for my website, I haven't the foggiest how to do it but an ex-friend who I stopped talking to this week was supposed to help me a month ago or so. I think I might ask for help even though I have no intention of thanking them :eek: I noez, am a cah :rolleyes:

E or P?

Execute.. TF, you're meant to be our role model! :razz:

We look up to time pieces, 'cause they're... older...

/me snickers and runs off! :razz:
I once got kicked on the back of my knee by a man (who was with 2 other grown men) on the way to college once. It was a racist hit (I won't say why I know). Anyway, I was very scared, 'cause he tried to make me fall.. I was the only one on that side of the road.. i turned back, and saw them three laughing away. So I crossed over to where it was busier (public protection, lol), and I turned around and stuck my fingers up at them. Probably the same two things that TF used. :razz: That's probably the only time I've "sworn" in public to anyone. LOL.

E or P?

Edit: Nooo, AJ! :'( You beated me :'(

Execute (to your comment ^) Sis, that is very bad! :/

Well, even though you executed me (pfft, some sister you are :p) I'm gonna pardon you, cos although you don't swear, it's bloody hilarious when you do! :razz:

When I was about 7 I hid my friend's Pocahontas watch in school. She was being so annoying with it and she thought it was awesome. I thought not having the watch would shut her up, instead it made her cry :rolleyes:

E or P?

Execute because I would have been really upset if I couldn't find my Pocahontas watch.

Body check. In case you actually don't know what it is... ever watched hockey? Ever seen someone get checked into the boards? Body checking is slamming into someone with the intention of making them crash or fall.

It was all sunny and warm today (-3 C! Woohoo) and the snow now has the perfect consistency for snowballs, snowmen.. so I threw a snowball at a friend. It went down her shirt. I don't really have an excuse for it but.. you know. Winter. Snowballs. Hehe. It was fun.

Pardon, i know you didn't mean for it to go down her shirt.

i threw a mouse trap at a mouse statue but missed. but the trap bounced when hit the ground, triped down the side walk, into the sewer water entrance on the edge of the street, got on a man in the sewers, and he opened the manhole to get out but therw the mouse at our chimney and it died. (my miss triggered it to get on the man hole)

E or P?

LMAO, that made me burst out laughing..that actually happened? HAHA

Pardon, because that was seriously one huge freak accident..XD
(still laughing)

Ok so one thanksgiving, I accidentally, while playing with candles, lit the entire tablecloth on fire and then proceeded to run in the other room because I didn't want to get caught. They had to throw water all over the food. XD I feigned innocence, but they knew..

E or P??

Haha. Pardon....cos if they knew, you have been chastised already!!

My eldest daughter went through a stage of changing her mind about everything, just because she could. One day, I was making sandwiches for lunch and asked her what she wanted on them and she said Vegemite. So, after I spread the Vegemite, she kicked up a fuss and said she wanted Peanut Butter (she was, maybe, 3). So I just turned the bread over and put Peanut Butter on the other side. XD

E or P?

Pardon you, execute the daughter!

i was kiddnapped by a guy that wanted to shrink me, but i kicked the wall which shaked a piece of loose pipe which fell on the other kidnapped person. i said "sorry, i was aiming at the evil guy." but she kicked me because it turned out she was the evil guy's daughter

E or P?

To Saffron: LMAO!!! Absolutely pardoned! As a mother, I empathise... you can't pander to their every wish (demand)!

To Reecer: Pfft.. you got in before me :razz: OK.. I will pardon you... :razz:


I bought some new clothes a couple of days ago - when Mr TF asked when I got them, I said they I had bought them "Aggggeeeeesssss ago! Tsk...!" :razz:

E or P?


Further Edit: Oi Nerdy!! I read what you said! /plots suitable revenge!

Further Edit: Oi Nerdy!! I read what you said! /plots suitable revenge!

/me fears for her life.. ! :razz:
Hmm.. execute! You should have said "Don't you remember you bought them?! tsk!" :razz: (just kidding, I don't normally encourage lying :embarrassed:) hehe.

Taken from the RH thread a while back (it still has me in giggles.. hehe!):

I told AJ that I'd come over today. I got here early before she woke up, and when she did, she signed into msn, where I told her that I'm not coming (she seemed disappointed - don't lie, AJ. You know you loves me :P). We spoke a bit, and I told mum to call her down and say she needs her. She did so, and AJ told me on msn that she had to go, 'cause mum wants her. And I told her I might see her a bit later.

She comes down to find me sitting here.. :razz: (a bit later indeed!)

The look on her face? PRICELESS! :D

E or P? :D

LOL.. well and truly pardoned (sorry AJ :razz:) - it was harmless fun after all!

Went to the cinema tonight and did a silly thing! I left my mobile on :S And yes.... a damn message came through - all drums and bells and flashing lights :embarrassed:

E or P?

Uh oh, TF, Execute! Thats why I dont go to the cinemas anymore, too many disturbances and I cant pause the movie when I have to go to the bathroom or get a drink. Ok... so your only partly to blame. So, Ill give you a stay on your execution. lol


I smoke a little "wahaka" every now and then but im an adult and its on my own time.

E or P?

Execute! Dude, tis bad for you. XD
I'd think executing is also bad for you.. :embarrassed:

One of the clinical workers at the hospital gave me some glue, after she put the discs on my head for my EEG. She gave it as a backup, in case one happens to fall off during the 24 hour period. She also gave some tape and a few spare discs. Yesterday, I was sniffing the glue.. (I know.. I'm bad. But it just smelt sooo good!) and I was telling Aj that I want to keep it (as a joke, of course). But come today.. I went to the hospital and forgot to take it with me to return :o Not that they mind. But.. I should have returned it. Silly memory. Now I'm just going to leave it because I'm not going to be visiting that department again. Plus.. I get to sniff it some more now :razz: and I didn't even plan for that to happen :D LOL!

E or P?

Execute! Dude, tis bad for you.
You sound like my mother.:rolleyes: (Dont get me wrong I love my mother)
/me hugs her momma and then gives Nerdy a hug too

Execute! Like sniffing glue is good for you? LOL!

I like to sit on the front porch on Halloween dressed like a stuffed creature sitting still on a chair and wait for the children to come up to the door then jump up and scream at them and watch them jump and some even run away! LMAO!:twisted:

E or P?

Pardon. (only because it's Halloween and is to be expected!)

Sometimes when the kids are talking too much in the car, I like to annoy them by singing. I sing lines from whatever they are talking about.

eg:
J: "Stop."
Me: "Stop! In the name of love.....before you break my heart"
J: "Muuuuum don't sing!"
Me: "Sing. Sing a song. Make it simple....to last your whole life long..."
J: "Alright, Im sorry! Im sorry for talking too much"
Me: "Im afraid.....its too late to 'pologiiiiiise.....its too late..."

E or P?

LMAO Saffron - Umm Pardon... only because I do EXACTLY the same thing :razz:

I should be picking my mum up to go out for the day at 10am. Only problem is, I just woke up :eek: Will have to put our plans back by an hour so that I can get the children and myself ready!

E or P?

Execute! You are the Forum Clock and you should NEVER be running behind!
Shame shame shame on you! Now who am I gonna look up to?

I use too much water for the tasks that require it.

E or P?

Pardon. unless you over fill something. then execute.

To TF: when i read that last line of lyrics, i was hearing the commercial for kidz bop 13!

(This is true) during P.E. today, my arch enemy's friend (A.K.A., Kyle Jessen) tagged me and i attacked him.

E or P?

Good? You're supposed to attack people who tag you...Pardon?

I keep going to bed late coz I don't feel sleepy till 2 a.m. 3 a.m. ish, but the problem is I have work in the morning, and I'm supposed to be there at 9 a.m., but I only make it in at 11 a.m.

I compensate by staying at work 2 hours more so I leave work at 7 p.m. instead of 5 p.m....

E or P?

pardon

i broke the forum

E or P?

Execute, of course! :razz:

While feeding the ducks.. I.. err.. threw in a bit of bread that was a bit too hard to break into pieces, and it hit a duck. Nothing bad happened.. but ouch.. it did look like it hurt. And then I had a good giggle 'cause it reminded me of the scene in 'About A Boy', where he kills a duck by throwing a loaf of bread at it.. hah... (please tell me you've seen that film? It's hilarious :D))

E or P?

Pardoned :razz: Your intentions were good enough... (and yes, I do remember that scene :razz:)

I sprayed fabreeze (http://www.febreze.com/en_US/febreze/home.do) on Mr TF's shirt today (couldn't be bothered to put it through the wash as it is a bugger to iron).

E or P?

/me points TempusFugit to the original rules of the game:
In this game you will confess a wrongdoing

Pardon, of course :biggrin:

MrSaff found Miss9's private diary that she had inadvertantly left on her bedside table, and started to read it....until I happened to come into the room and tell him off for it. I have already executed him......but what do you think?

E or P? (him for reading the diary, notme for stopping him!) :smile:

OK I get to execute him again XD.

Once I waited and waited for someone to start a Forum Easter Competition and no one did, so I started it up myself. Then, as the closing date drew near, I spammed all the games threads to get more entries.

E or P?

>>>>>>>>> http://www.isketchforum.net/2008-easter-drawing-t2210.html?p=118183#post118183 <<<<<<<<

Execute, spam is bad!

Once i was really mad at someone so i kept throwing baseballs at everything in their house. (And i also killed that person)

E or P (I know your going to do E)

Pardon by Reason of Insanity(But you will stay in a sanitarium for life.)



I went to the kitchen to get me a drink and on the way my brother asked me to grab him something too... Well, I was getting ice out of the trays when an ice cube fell on the floor... I picked up the ice cube, examined it, and slipped it into my brothers glass. LOL. I watched him drink it and laughed. I know, Im cruel huh. Yeah, well, you dont know the things hes done to me. If you have a brother, then you know.

E or P?

Pardoned without question.
I have two brothers. Both older.

When my son lost his first tooth, the tooth fairy forgot to put money in his glass. He ran excitedly out of his bedroom in the morning to see and was hugely disappointed that the tooth was still there, and no money. He came crying in to me....and I said I would go check........quickly swapped the tooth over for a gold coin and feigned surprise that he must have "been so excited his eyes didn't see properly......"

E or P?

Pardon, imagine a kid crying all day cos of something that doesn't exist... Can't take it.

Sleeping in Science class with a book covered front of my face, and not being caught...
E or P?

Pardon. You may be conducting an experiement on how long a book can stick to your face, or how long it takes to get noticed.

Playing Asteroids at work when I should be printing stickers about "clearing up your dog mess in public" - execute or pardon?

Hhahahhaha! Pardon Deadlock! What a job! :D Are you a sticker-printer? or designer? or something?

Well, I gave a test online today. ...hold on brb they just finished it....

Edit:

okay back. So I gave a test online today, and they blanks on the sheet where they could fill in the answers, but I told them I would only be grading the answers they typed in online (and I'd made a version online too) (so the computer grades it and I don't have to read the answers manually. I'm lazy like that). This one girl wrote her answers on the sheet and didn't manage her time properly so didn't manage to transfer her answers online and I've said I will only be taking into account what she typed in - which was like four words out of twenty six.

Execute or Pardon?

I'm a designer and printer of many many things. The dog mess job does not rate as one of my favourites. However, this one does!!!

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i78/deadlyrs125/11012008-1.jpg
Anyone want to borrow some money? :D

So that's where you get all the dosh to buy a CD player for every nook and cranny in the house! :twisted: and car :razz:

Can we get back to the game please :P :P

Watching Red Hot Chili Peppers on the way home in the car - Execute or Pardon! :D

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i78/deadlyrs125/th_Video000.jpg (http://s69.photobucket.com/albums/i78/deadlyrs125/?action=view&current=Video000.flv)

Execute!! Dude, in your car driving and watching something - bad. Using your phone to film you driving and watching something?? Far worse!! :eek: Bad, bad, bad Deadlock! Haven't you seen that email of a guy who died whilst texting? Graphic pictures I tell ya... :eek:

I've not been that bad lately... worst I can think of is online "spying" on a friend lol... Well, I guess I was being nosy but it was all pretty harmless and it was nothing private or important :p

E or P?

Execute the spy. I already worry about protecting my privacy as it is.

I can sometimes be mean to idiotic people .

E or P?

Execute!
Idiotic is a subjective term, and usually the 'idiots' just need a bit of friendship and leeeeerrrrv XD

I can sometimes be mean to idiotic people :twisted:

E or P?

Pardon. I deal with idiots every single day of my life and there's only so much you can tolerate. You deserve the right to talk down to them at the very least :D

I sometimes walk the dog for my wife but not as far as I make out cos I get tired after working so hard ... Execute or Pardon?

Pardon if the dog is happy with the amount of walking...

I was an Area Supervisor for the ABS Cencus which was held in August 2006. Part of the responsibilities was recycling the paper guides and the little yellow collection cards afterwards (which hold no personal information, so its just normal recycling). However, the kids loved filling in the cards, and every time I tried to get rid of them they protested.

I finally got to the end of them this week just gone (yep April 2008) by sending a small portion out in the recycling each week, hidden between newspapers. Youngest went to the box 2 days ago to play with the cards, and there were none there..."Where have all the cencus cards gone?"

I lied and feigned ignorance...

E or P?

Pardon... its probably better that way... the poor babies may have actually put real information on there and then it goes in the trash and you know thats not safe. lol
Gotta watch the poor darlings on the internet too. One day I saw my little neice putting real info about herself as well as her parents income information on some viral website and told me she didnt know it wasnt safe... she just wanted to get stuff.

I dont have anything to say right now...
E or P?

Oh and by the way...

I can sometimes be mean to idiotic people .

E or P?

Execute!
Idiotic is a subjective term, and usually the 'idiots' just need a bit of friendship and leeeeerrrrv XD

I can sometimes be mean to idiotic people :twisted:

E or P?

Pardon. I deal with idiots every single day of my life and there's only so much you can tolerate. You deserve the right to talk down to them at the very least :D

Hey how am I getting the axe, but shes not, this is so unfair.:cry:

/me huffs, crosses her arms and thinks "This is proof that innocent people are executed!"

Pardon - wasn't it you who had a sig that once said something like - "If you can't improved the silence, don't speak..."? I liked that one.

I once, on isketch, was an op in a UC Room, and some random person was irritating me, so I booted them. I then invited them back, only so that I could boot them again.

E or P?

LMAO... OMG Saff... Pardon! That really made me laugh.

I broke my moms lamp and blamed it on the dog. The dog got scolded, I wouldve gotten grounded

E or P?

Pardon, I would've done the same, loll

Not forgiving my friend for lying to me, E or P?

Pardon... We all have had fights with a friend. It probaby wont be the last friend you have a fight with. Try to forgive them though, even if you dont want to be friends with them afterwards. I promise, it will be better for you in the long run. :smile:

I was walking down the beach, feeling a little aggravated after a fight with my sister. I came upon a sandcastle, looked and saw no one else around. I went and stomped on the sandcastle(as if that were to make me feel better). Just when I had finished taking out my frustrations on the sandcastle, I was startled by a little girl and her father standing there watching me. The little girl began to cry, saying she had worked all day on it. I told them I was very sorry and felt so embarrased that I ran off back to my hotel.

E or P?

I'll pardon you :)

At least you apologised. Besides, you didn't know that the 'owner' of the sandcastle was still there!!... And you were kind of frustrated at that moment, I won't blame it on you for stomping on the sandcastle. After all, it was just a moment of rashness, wasn't it?

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Weelll, I was being nagged at my mum today, she was asking me to clean up my plates and dishes by myself. Me, being a lazy bum, grumbled and pleaded with her to do the dishes herself. She said that I needed to do some housework for her, because I was always facing the computer and well, like as if she was soo hardworking? Studying is worse. So I went to the kitchen grumpily, dumped the plates and cutlery in the basin. Then I rinsed them with tap water and the scrapes of food just choked the basin. I, of course, didn't care, going back to play the computer. That night, when my mother saw how the basin was choked with the scrapes of food, she yelled at me and told me that she'd do the dish washing next time. Of course, I was happy that I needn't wash the plates ever again! That was such fun......

E or P? :razz:

I would like to say you are pardoned, but the lack of respect you showed your mother was intolerable. Tsk Tsk! You should be offering to do the dishes and not have to be asked. Your lucky you didnt get the strap. Lord knows I would have, if I pulled a stunt like that!

I dont make it a point to remember people's birthdays because no one ever seems to remember mine.

E or P?

Pardon, an apple for an eye. It's fair.....

Everytime I use a sheet of paper, I don't tend to use the back side of it. Well, only sometimes.....

E or P?

Ill pardon you this time, from now on though, try harder to use the back for doodling or scrap paper.:smile:

I didnt feel like going into work so I called in and used a paid sick day to take off work, even though I wasnt actually sick.
E or P?

Execute! next time, just say you're not going Tom.. That's what my Uncle did. But he works for something involving boxes at Sears.

P.S. Now, me and my past "arch enemy" are friends.

ummmm.........

I broke the wall!

E or P

Ummmm... Who's Tom?
I guess I shouldve elaborated more but didnt think it made a difference but I didnt tell them I was sick I just said I wasnt able to make it in. They dont ask why(dont think they can) and I dont really think its any of their business. Some people think(mainly the ones that pay us) that we should actually be sick in order to use a paid sick day not just because we dont want to be there. But anyway....

Pardon, I guess, but only because that actually needed more elaboration to make any difference.(e.g. what wall?, whos wall? why?)

The wall in your bedroom, your wall, because I felt like it.
EDIT: And it crumbled down to microscopic pieces.

Execute then, since youre such a meanie breaking my bedroom wall and also because you always give me crappy things out of the vending machine when I insert something, either that or you just dont put any thought into it. Do you post just to post regardless of what you type? Im not trying to be mean here myself, but sometimes I wonder about your posts.
Sorry to go off on a tangent. XP


I told my friend I would come and see her last weekend but ended up forgetting about it because I just didnt feel like it.
E or P?

Executeeee. Never ever break your worrrrdds.

Mhmmm..
I received a birthday invitation a few weeks ago from my classmate, I didn't even look at it properly and thought that the birthday was on 7th June. Then when I got there, I saw no one at the house I thought I had gone to the wrong one but it was the right one. Then I opened the invitation to check and saw that I had gone to the right house but when I saw the date.. 14thJune. Next Saturday. So regretted that I hadn't even bothered to open the invitation to see the date.

E or P?

Pardon, atleast it was before the party!

I shrank one morning. so i went into somebody's cereal but they almost ate me. I saved my self by swinging on their hanging thing in their mouth untill they finished. he had to go to the hospital.

E or P?

I'll pardon you, but unfortunately, when the emergency tonsillectomy was performed at the hospital, you were identified as the cause of the problem and sent to pathology for analysis. Because you were unable to be properly identified, you were immediately destroyed to prevent any possible further contamination. You now no longer exist.

I had 100 things to get done today, but I felt too lazy to do any of them.

pardon because i have 1000 things to do today but im too lazy as well.

err, it was someone's turn to draw in isk. he/she started scribbling grey/silver(actually it was silver). then when the round was going to end, no one had guessed the word and the drawwer was still scribbling silverr all over. so i thought he/she was just doodling and was not drawing the word at all.. andd, i hit the 'warn artist' button.. then at the last 30 seconds or so, the artist gave a hint: s_ _ _ _ _ and i knew at once it was sliver cos i had already guessed silver. and i was right.
i had warned the innocent. :o

Pardon you. but the drawer: EXECUTE! Should've drawn a splatter outline then color it in with silver. THEN drawn some arrows pointing to it.

I watched a GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGP-103 movie yesterday.

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGP-103 movie

Pardon. Because I don't think its fair to judge when not in command of all the facts, and I have no idea what one of those is!



err, it was someone's turn to draw in isk. he/she started scribbling grey/silver(actually it was silver). then when the round was going to end, no one had guessed the word and the drawwer was still scribbling silverr all over. so i thought he/she was just doodling and was not drawing the word at all.. andd, i hit the 'warn artist' button.. then at the last 30 seconds or so, the artist gave a hint: s_ _ _ _ _ and i knew at once it was sliver cos i had already guessed silver. and i was right.
i had warned the innocent. :o

Technically, I would think that the warning was justified (unless there was a 'sounds like' indicator) because its a drawing unrelated to the word in question... unrelated due to plonkericity, most likely, but unrelated nonetheless. So don't feel too bad :)

(Course I might be wrong... an iSk Admin might come along and slap my wrists now...)




I sat on the sofa playing playstation yesterday, when there was a massive pile of ironing and tidying up to be done...

lol, execute you lazy person :P

kk, so as some people know i've been spamming peoples' profiles and teasing peter and ches...and jobe. a lot XD :P ......................maybe annoying them? dunno if they're annoyed..........hmm.........

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo177/db1986/Pink_Heart.jpg

i dont mind that :D their profiles would be empty if you dont spam them!
paaaardon btw.

haha, my parents had their wedding many years ago. there was this guy who kept persuading them to buy the wedding photo album package for like a 1000+. the guy was soooo persistent, he even treated them to dinner and ever supper LOL. lol even then, my father didnt accept the offer! rofl poor guy.

e or p? (my parents)

pardon, the guy spent his money willingly taking a risk, it's not your parents fault that he spends too much money on trying to convince people to buy his stuff!!

I let my kids eat strawberry pie for breakfast because I was being really lazy and didn't want to fix anything and the pie was there and easy to fix and I figured what the heck...it's got strawberries in it right? Plus pie was originally a breakfast food.....

E or P?

Pardon, people are free to have any food at any meal! (like breakfast at lunch)

I can't think of anything.

E or P?

Execute! You should think of all the naughty things you've done and tell us about them :twisted:

I can't think of anything either lol. /Spam

E or P? :P

Execute, if reecer is executed for not thinking of anything then you are too!

I tried my engagement ring on before my husband proposed to me and then lied to him and told him I didn't even look at it and I still to this day have never told him I actually did! :eek:

Execute! :o

You should just tell him. You never know.. it might turn into a right laugh. XD

When I was younger, my mother used to leave me a glass of milk before I went to school.. and while she wasn't looking, I used to throw it down the sink.. :|

E or P?

Execute because I'd always get told off but you didn't! Stupid tart lol

I've lost my temper a lot lately and I should have walked away from rubbish situations instead of making people upset, although a few did deserve it.

E or P?

Sharpen those guillotine I say!! Execute.... Plenty of joy in pain, everyones gotta die once right ;D

I didnt wash my car as I was being lazy (its Sunday, c'mon...)

E or P

Pardon! Sunday is a day of rest!!!!!!

I let the kitchen mess build up all weekend! I didn't want to work this weekend! I wanted a day off!

E or P?

Mahoosive Bump :razz:

Pardoned Nyna! The monotony of housework sometimes drives me insane... and it also makes our other half appreciate just how much work we actually do to keep our house a home!

I have tons of paperwork to go through by tomorrow morning in readiness for a meeting, but I am sitting here procrastinating... E or P?

Pardon. Paperwork should go in the bin. :razz:

I cursed whoever made my McD's fillet o' fish burger 'cause they put a tiny blob of sauce in it. (dude.. pregnancy craving!). E or P? XD

Pardoned! Darn those stingy McD workers who are secretly gulping down the said tartare sauce (and licking it clean from inside the bottles before refilling them again... :twisted:) On a more serious note :razz:, why don't you ask them for EXTRA sauce - show 'em your bump and say "OMG... I think my waters have broke...." that should get them putting on extra sauce for you FAST! lol

Instead of cooking fresh tonight... I went to Waitrose and bought easy prepare carrots, runner beans, roast potatoes, slam in the oven Yorkshire Puddings and easy roast chicken. The only thing I had to do was turn the oven on. Execute or Pardon?

pardon....theres no such thing as preparing fresh food evryday...kids would grow sick of it ;/

i saw my friends new handphone and pleaded my dad to get one like hers..-when i just bought a new one last yr:biggrin:

Pardon, of course! I won't Q anyone unless he/she did something VERY evil n unforgivable.

Umm... k... this is my first post on this thread... I don't even know what to say.

I stole my 'enemy's' (and I mean 'enemy') Maths book, and threw it in the bin when I got home. Execute or Pardon?? :P

Execute. Stealing is not good....whether from your enemy or friend.

I gave my kids only Kraft Mac n Cheese for lunch today...no veggies, fruits anything! E or P?

E... u executed me, and gave ur kids unhealthy, processed, non-fibrous food. TOO BAD!

I... ugh... What did I doooo?? I have LOTS of schoolwork to do, but I procrastinate and spend all my time online. E or P?

Pardon. The Internet was invented to facilitate procrastination.......don't believe this rubbish you read about war time communications.......

I have an exam in 3 days time, and I have commitments for the majority of the next 2 that prevent me from studying. Yet I am on this forum

Execute or Pardon?

(ILM) Execute. You are supposed to be the future generation, yet spend your life on here instead of learning.

EDIT BAH! Beated by Mr Saffron's Wifey.

SAFFY - Erm ... Well, seeing as you only have 1 day to study, and that isn't enough, why bother? Enjoy yourself in the meantime, you're going to fail anyway :D

I just bumped into an old ex, she was working in MacDonalds ... She was always so smug and going on about how clever she was. I felt very smug. Execute or Pardon?

Pardon.. not much is sweeter than smart-alec people who think they are better than others getting their come-uppance :P

I remember running a training course for a Building Society years ago, who had rolled out to a network running Windows and all the Office products, so I was training them in how to use Outlook. There was this one young woman whose whole manner was "I am better than you because I was educated at [insert private school name here]" - and she dropped the school name in every second sentence. I just told her to STFU cos she was working as a bank teller the same as everyone else in the room, and I (as a publically educated person) was showing her how to use a computer..... ^^

Um....lets see.....
When I was younger and went through a period of wearing predominantly black clothing and doing interesting things with my hair, some mates and I went for a weekend drive. As I pulled into a car park to get some food, I accidentally knocked the car next to me, very slightly. The people in the car got out, took one look at the three of us.....and decided not to pursue the matter.

E or P?

P. The other strange people who had one weird glimpse at you three should be executed. :P

I don't even do anything, sigh. Do I even have a life? I guess I will, after I join uni and come face to face with real Maths. :D
In school the other day, I had to walk all the way to the staff room to get an overhead projector. I refused and told the teacher, "I can't walk in a corridor full of girls!" She made me get it, anyway...! lolz To let you all know, I've studied in a non-co-ed school all my life, and I wouldn't want to be the ONLY MAN with girls all around me... AAAHHH! E or P?

Woohoo... I guess I've been pardoned. :D

Nope! - Execute. If you can't walk in a corridor full of girls, you may as well be dead :P

But then on the other hand, Pardon, if it scares you that much.

erm.....let's see. I had to write a Feasibility Study for an assignment at Uni this Semester just gone....and I wrote up most of it, but when I got to the financials, I really CBA working them out, so I wrote: "I CBA doing this part", and as it was an online submission, I linked the CBA to urbandictionary.com
E or P?

looool.

LOL I don't get what you mean, but mistakes happen. Umm... I think that was deliberate... LOL. Anyway, the examiners must get a chance to laugh, too. They DESERVE funny answers like that. :D
Pardon Pardon.

Okay, this is about yesterday... I had to explain THE HEART in front of everyone. It's to be continued on Sunday, anyway...! There are only 3 others in my class... and a teacher. And I was dead scared. :'( I asked for 5 minutes of relaxation before speaking... And then, when I stood in front of the class, I asked 'Should I start?' like... 7 times? LOL. They say I did well, but I guess I was stammering in places I shouldn't have. And I kinda forgot my English? Oh, and I had a deja vu, too! That was scary... Anyway, E or P for asking 'Should I start' 7 (or more!) times?

LMAO !!! youre pardoned , why should i even execute youu its normal to be frightened esp when you're in front of a big audience.

hmmmmmm.... well I actually used to steal stuff(usually candies!) from the supermarket when I was like 3 or 4 :D and then I would put the stolen candies into my mum's pocket secretly and when i reach home i'd take them out again and store them somewhere hidden the the fridge XD ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and i dont usually even eat them in end...until one day my mum actually found them and gave me a scolding >< ohemgeee lol..... lucky i didnt get caught when i was younger

LOLOLOL baddd duckehh...

Pardon, Pardon. :D

I did the same actually... when I was about 5 or 6? Went to a place like 15 mins away from my home, with 5 girls (neighbours)... LOL. And I crossed the road... went to the supermarket... stole jelly (not jam... This jelly that came in really small umm... jelly-shaped plastic vessels? You can exactly fit your thumb into it) for us all, and walked out of the supermarket unnoticed. It was over half an hour, and everyone at home got worried. Finally, when we returned, I think a girl told everyone what had happened, and then... I ran into my room and was just about to lock it, but in vain... My evil sis pushed it open, dad came in and... I got beaten up really badly. Lots of slaps plus lashed with a belt... :cry: OMG DON'T REMIND ME DUCKEHH... :cry:

Would you E (Q) or P me?

There are only 3 others in my class... and a teacher. And I was dead scared. :'(

Now do you E or P me?

lol Pardon cos its even scarier with lesser people (and with a teacherrr)
I did the same actually... when I was about 5 or 6? .................................................. ....... ..........................

Would you E (Q) or P me?
HMM pardon again because you did the same for me and you got severely punished sooooo no execute for you.

hmm so this may sound stupid but uh..
I have this friend lets call her claire ok? We got to know each other a few years ago , but we never really talked. I got to know her quite well since this year as I was transferred to this class and here I had few friends so we became best friends and even "sisters" later on. I did like her at the beginning, but then she started changing .... I began to see the bad side of her. She became quite attracted to this friend of hers and soon , I began seeing her often with her and lesser with me. she was totally addicted to her "new best friend" and shared many "private" things with her that she would not to me. I was freaking annoyed. As i didnt like to express my feelings verbally to her, I sent her an email telling her all my unhappiness I showed towards her. (her new "best friend", her constant lies, & everything else) Then I ended off that she wasnt my best friend (not to say, "sister") anymore. Also, I said that i hoped we'd get into a different class in 2009 because I never wanted to see her again.

The next day, i guessed she'd read my e-mail because she was asking me weird questions like "you sent me an email?" "are you unhappy with me" and she began asking me for my forgiveness but I just laughed (in an unserious way) and just walked away from her because i know she would never change.
On the last day of sch at dismissal time, she followed me to the staff room and kept apologising and I was totally pitying her, at the same time i wouldnt forgive her no matter what. In the end, I ended up running away from her and hoping that she wouldnt catch up, and she never did.


I knew it was a cowardy act but i seriously did not know what to do.

and P.S. she did many other things to my disliking, its not just because of that , but i wouldnt write any longer

Pardon. You can't be responsible for how other people change. Perhaps a less serious email just letting her know your unhappiness at the situation would have been better but hey so what.

ERm ... E or P ...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rXgWYIjTzCY <-- My wife's dog has just had some cruciate ligament surgery, and as such can't move around too much, and has put some weight on. She's getting better but we're not allowed to give her little treats any more, just so she can get her weight down. Today when I was making sandwiches to take to work I gave her a little bit of ham. I feel guilty!

E. I won't tolerate animal cruelty, sorry. :P

I sometimes wish I had all the freedom boys of my age have. I wish I were born in another family (Umm... The thought just passes my mind... It's not good to wish you were someone else, you know...) or I wish I could start my life afresh in a new, distant place. Would you E or P me for thinking like this?

Execute me for giving a dog ham as a treat? How is that cruelty?

O.o

It is... You're NOT supposed to give her ham, then why did you?

If you saw the horrible food she has to eat, and the way she looks at you as if she's dying and only a bit of ham will save her life, you'd give her some too. Poor dog.

OMG... :cry: What does she have to eat?

I sometimes wish I had all the freedom boys of my age have. I wish I were born in another family (Umm... The thought just passes my mind... It's not good to wish you were someone else, you know...) or I wish I could start my life afresh in a new, distant place. Would you E or P me for thinking like this?

Back on topic, me thinks...

Pardon - sometimes it can be good to fantasize about an alternate life. You can't change your current predicament - so no harm done :)

I have had one hell of a week... so today at work for the last hour, I just procrastinated. E or P?

P P P I do that all da time?!!? lolz :biggrin: ---> But you must NEVER waste time, you know. It never waits for anyone, nor does it EVER go back.

I missed the end-point during my titration and I ended up with a reading of 24.1 on the burette when I closed the tap. However, unsure of how much more acid had fallen into the flask, I wrote 23.7 on my exam paper instead (7 being my favourite number). Next time, however, I was more careful, and got a 23.65. I really didn't have time, or else I would've repeated the titration. The teacher asked me to stop anyway because both my readings were consistent :biggrin:. So, E or P me for playing around with my titre values?

P. I've done that quite a few times. Titrations go waaay to quickly, and mine is always just over :D xD So you look and see what other people may have got and adjust it down ;)

Hmm... I missed a lesson with a end of module test in it because I felt slightly ill and my hand hurt because I'd fell off my bike, so just wasn't up to it. E or P for skiving/going home ill?

P I don't believe people should stay in school/work when they feel ill!

I've been letting my husband do most of the holiday shopping this year. He has sort of taken it over and run with it and i'm just sitting back and watching really. E or P?

E E E E E E E E E. Torturing men, eh? You should do the shopping on your own, you lazy bum! :razz::mad::twisted:

I did not attend this 2-day astronomy conference (yesterday and today) coz I was scared of talking to my parents about it, and I had school today... E or P?

E - What are you... a wuss?! Talk to your parents :twisted:

My husband was driving my car today and kerbed it. I wasn't very happy as he seems to have no respect for my car (considering he drives a Lexus) and told him so. E or P?

E E E E E E E E E E E Don't you dare talk to your husband like that, you tempestuous woman! :razz::twisted::mad::mad:

I... deliberately didn't answer my friend's call for like 5 days... coz he didn't call me for 2 months! E or P?

:O Oooooo E! He called you now though didn't he? :P He might have had an acceptable reason :P What if he stopped ringing, then you didn't ring back :P Then it all spirals into some sad sob story full of tears Yeah... :D

Umm... I nicked my mums chocolate because she said we could share it, but have eaten over 3/4 of it :D E or P?

Acceptable reason, my butt! I'm fed up of hearing the word 'busy'. It annoys me to the core now. Couldn't he find a second in two months to just ring and say ''Hello. How are you?''?

Anyway, P P P P P. lol If a daughter doesn't do that, who will? Your grandmum? I kinda feel sorry for your mum, though... :razz: I dislike chocolate, btw.

I walked into a supermarket yesterday and got a bottle of water. When I walked to the cashier, he refused to let me take it. Reason: The bottle cost a buck, and I had a 100 note. He wanted me to pay a buck, not 100, coz he didn't wanna give me a change of 99, or else it'd make him give me 4 coins (95 + 4 = 99). He had two bags full of coins, yet he refused. All I said was 'Oh, well...' and walked out. I could've bought something else although I didn't want to (maybe an OJ, so that he wouldn't have a problem with the 100 and would be able to give me a 'coinless' change) or I could've kicked his butt, but then I'm not that sort of a person who argues/quarrels/fights. So E or P me for just walking out? :sad:

Pardon. My daughter does that to me all the time - we get used to it :razz: :twisted:

lmao Maths at your response to mine :razz:

Edit: BAH... Maths - for that I will Execute you (touche :razz:)

How dare you walk out on that poor cashier who may get sacked for losing a sale! To quibble over a sorry .01 - shame on you :twisted:


I have been trying out some new recipes and am sorely tempted to 'hide' some vegetables that I know the kids (and that includes Mr TF) apparently don't like. If I do 'hide' these vegetables... will you E or P me?

lol heyyy what was my faultttt? :sad::sad: What would you have done if you were in my place?

If you're using those vegetables in your recipe, then E. Otherwise, P. :razz::twisted:

I thought 23*2 = 56, and I THINK (although I'm pretty sure I didn't) I used that value to find the RMM of Na2CO3 in my titration. I was too lazy to type 23 * 2 + 12 + 16 * 3 into my calculator, so I THINKKKK I typed 56 + 12 + 48 instead... :sad: E or P me?

Lol P :razz: Me and my parents have done that to my brother before :P He's sooo fussy with food, so we tend to just chop up stuff very small ;) or just not tell him what's in it and just let him eat it :razz: (P.s. He's older than me :P)

EDIT: Damn You MATHS!!!! -_- :P
Lol.. E... Although your values will be out now ;) So I think that'll be punishment enough :P

I've taken up about half of the living room with all my rubbish (e.g.college books and clothes) so it's kinda turned into my room. Buuut... My parents are only ever here from like 9pm onwards and no one else uses the room that much... so it technically is my room ;) and it's a living area And me living in this area gives the room purpose. :D

lol hahahahahahaha P P P P P P. My parents have given up their room for me. So it's become my room now... It's a metropolis of hundreds of books... on the bed. :razz: And my poor parents sleep in the living room... awwwwwz.

Hmm... E or P me for making my parents' bedroom mine? Well, you see, I shared a bedroom with my irritating elder sis, but she's really annoying... Yeah. She even attempted to break my alarm clock once... I just hate her. I used to sleep in the living room for a long time, but then it was occupied by my parents eating and watching TV throughout the day and other stuff, so I shifted to their room to study during the day, and I'd return with all my books to the living room at night. Later, they decided to let me have their room coz I had my exams coming up, and I needed a silent, peaceful atmosphere to study... So E or P me for occupying their room for a time greater than expected :razz::twisted:?
Oh, now you'll really E me... when you know that my mum's not well and the doctor's asked her to get 'BEDrest'... and she finds it difficult to sleep in the living room, too... :twisted::twisted::twisted:

P.S. Why did you E me, Miss.My.Dog.Ate.My.Icon? :sad: And what do you mean by 'Although your 'VALUES' will be out now ;)'? LOL is that a metaphor/an irony? :biggrin:

Miss Sorceresssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...!!! :razz:

Lol? xD And I e'd you because that's like :O fail on maths :P But since your sum will be out anyways it's all good :D And I'll... hmmm It's a bit of both but I'll E you! Since like your mums ill :P but it's good you have study space :P

E or P for spending the day doing nothing but iSketch and forums and chatting :D when I have a maths mock on weds and an open book bio test on monday :P

P (iSketch is good)

E or P for giving a P instead of an E just because I do the same thing always?

P!!!! Just because you gave that P to me! :D

E or P for missing going to my friends "present swapping time" because I was going out later that night and hadn't bought all their presents yet anyways, and the person I'd bought with couldn't go.

double post lol

P... coz "present swapping time" is a waste of time? :razz: lol kinda fun too... when your friend gets a ninja turtle t-shirt and you get a silver watch + compass + GPS system... :razz: Or maybe you should've just gone for it... Anyway, no big deal and no big sin, so P.

me thinks tortoise bro's competition suckkksss... I've told 2 people abt it, but me didn't tell tortoise bro himself! E or P? :razz:

E

I haven't been able to get on iSketch, and I am not worried about it. E or P?

P - nowt wrong with having 'a life' :biggrin:

I really should go out and get some last minute Christmas presents, but basically I can't be bothered! E or P?

E or P for giving a P instead of an E just because I do the same thing always?

:twisted::twisted::twisted:

And a bold E, eh bb?

MTW (Miss Tempestuous Woman lol) - P P P P P. Presents r a waste of time and money, anyway. :razz: The best gift you can give 2 any1 is your love. :razz:

me is hating these holidays which begun today...! & me will study like HELLLLLLLLLL during these holidays (hopefully!) so that me does not regret later... E or P?

Pardon, of course. You are showing some foresight and understanding that you need to put a bit of effort into something to get results.

I was the Chief Time Keeper at the last Little Athletics meet, and a 10 yr old girl missed the start of her 800m run. One of the judges said "just join in when they run past here." She was going to, until I told her she couldn't, and that I wouldn't be able to record a time for her. She cried.
E or P.

E E E E E E E

You could've always recorded her time... Wouldn't matter if she ran after the race began... You could've always recorded the time taken for her to run 800m. It would mean the same thing... It would be the same thing as running along with the other competitors. I think it was mean of you to ask her not to run. :cry:

I don't even know what to get executed or pardoned for! E or P?!?!??!?

E? coz u should just think hard...like i do, n eventually something will come to ur mind. n dont even post in this thread if uve nothing to say...;)

ok. i'm always contradicting everything my mum says. every word she says, i go against it n our convo always ends up like a debate:P
also, i know shes got low education so everytime i have this toughie maths question(which i managed to solve, of course:P) i show it to her n ask her to figure the answer out...n of course, she always gets it wrong somehow..so i laugh at her for not knowing! n i say that i'm clever XD evil me:twisted:

E or P?

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I WILL NOT TOLERATE DISOBEDIENCE AND DISRESPECT TO PARENTS. :twisted::twisted:

I keeeeeeeeep telling myself I'LL WORK, but I end up spending my WHOLE DAY on the internet. E or P?

E procrastinating is not good! Just get it done and then you will have the time to play on the comp and not have to worry about what else needs to be done!

I rarely see my friends that I have had for 15 years, maybe once or twice a year, it used to be more but I stopped calling them to set things up because it seemed like I was the only one that cared to set things up...and now that I don't call we very rarely see each other anymore. E or P for me not being the initiator anymore?

E. Marriage and kids never mean you stop having the fun you used to have with your friends, nor does it mean you forget your responsibilities towards them. They probably do not talk to you coz they don't wanna disturb you in your 'new married life'. But you have no such reason... Even if you do, it's WRONG of you not to have talked to them in a longggg time! Sorry to say, but... Do you even know if they're alive and healthy or not???? :mad:

Okay. This is something serious and long, and I want someone experienced enough to judge me carefully...
I saw this deceased ex-classmate of mine in my dream this week (we were never friends, though. His world and circle of friends were WAY different from mine). But in my dream (This isn't the first time I'm seeing him in a dream), I was kinda scared and not happy to see him. And his face kept appearing on the steps of a staircase in my school, but I kept stepping on his face (I guess), and I was like (in my head)... GO AWAY! THIS WORLD IS NOT FOR THE DEAD..., although I know that I'll have to die one day, too! Even now, when I think of the mischief he had done in school, the way he had behaved with teachers and the way of life he had chosen, my tongue forgives him, but I don't know why my heart doesn't totally agree. I'm not God to judge him as a person, but I don't know why I feel like this when I think about him. When his death was announced in school by one of his closest friends, all I was thinking about is myself... I was thinking... "Oh... Look at that! He has cool friends who can give a long wonderful applaudable speech on him... When I die, there won't even be a single person near my dead body. I'm all lonely... All alone in this world...No one likes me.'' And although I was sad, I kinda kept smiling weirdly... I don't know why. I didn't attend his funeral, though... nor did I tell anyone in my family about this. I didn't want any problems at home. Moreover, I'm not very friendly with my parents and they have never given me the freedom to go out all by myself so far away, so I just didn't tell them. Also, his friend mentioned that he died because he fell off a truck and his false tooth choked him to death. Others say he was just laughing really hard that his false tooth went inside and choked him to death. Others say he was sleeping while he got choked to death. It's obvious that these claims have flaws in them, and the truth was being hidden from all of us. I believe it was accidental murder... He probably ended up in a fight with one of his friends, and that's how the tooth went inside and choked him to death? That's probably why one of his friends was scared to death in school. I even did this... I sent an email to this community service thing, a department of the Police, which prevents crimes before they happen (You can contact them if you feel someone's been stalking you, someone's been blackmailing you at work, etc.). They asked me to talk to the police about this. However, I never did because I didn't want to get into any sort of mess. I know NOTHING about him, first of all, and second of all, the police is not an epitome of intelligence as they show on TV. Also, I didn't want to end up in court or something... Forget that! If my parents or sister came to know about this, they'd MURDER me. But I'm that sort of a person who will investigate and fight for the truth... as far as possible(even if I have absolutely nothing to do with the person I'm doing this for). I'd probably contact the police if I weren't advised by two of my friends and a close teacher not to. However, I still do hope that one day, I get to the bottom of this... probably using my mathematical prowess. :razz: He passed away on the 31st of Jan, 2008, Thursday. It's gonna be a year, soon. He was a pessimist, just like I am, and wasn't too close to his parents. He, too, probably had some family problems, which forced him to change (for the worse) and have a destructive circle of friends (smoking n numerous other bad habits). He never harmed or troubled me, but whenever he saw me, he always gave me this 'I-know-we-have-a-lot-of-things-in-common-but-it's-too-late-to-become-friends-now' look. And yes, he wasn't bad at heart. NOT AT ALL. He came in another dream recently, and he told me 'Hi' and so did I, but when I asked him a question regarding himself, he just walked to his car, put his foot on the accelerator and sped away. I seriously wish he had a better circle of friends... Then he would probably be all fine today. Fate is not in our hands, anyway. We'll all have to leave this world one day, whether we're good or bad.

So...Do you E or P me for all what I've thought, believed and done? Do you think I could've done something better? Do let me know.

Sorry for raising a serious topic on this thread.

P: because you can't help what you dream or what is in your heart. As you said you have no idea of the actual happenings and what not because you didn't really know him. Your beliefs on the subject of his death are only assumptions correct? Not really much to base filing a police report on if you ask me. But obviously his passing has had a big affect on you if you are having dreams about him and stuff. Your subconscious is trying to tell you something. Like maybe to forgive and forget? It also kind of sounds like you wish you could have been friends with this boy but because of the friends he did keep you maybe were scared to be? Maybe on some level you feel a little guilty for not befriending him? I have no clue....just giving you ideas. You can't help how the boy turned out or what he did, his life was his to live and no matter how much you wish he did different things it wont change the fact of what he did. I say you need to (if you are religious at all) pray for God to help you change your heart and help you totally forgive this person so you can move on from his death. And if you are not religious then you just need to allow yourself to realize that what is done is done and allow yourself to move on.


I slept in late today and let my kids play the computer and watch TV til I woke up instead of waking up and making sure they eat breakfast etc. E or P?

Yes, I absolutely believe in God, and I will pray to Him to change my heart. Trust me Nyna, since we weren't close friends and I barely knew him, I was never moved by his death. I did not cry for a long time, nor did I keep thinking too much about him... (Or did I... somewhere deep in my heart?) Yes, my beliefs are mere mathematical (mathematical at heart, and probably very slightly mathematical in reality, too) assumptions, because there can't be so many variations in the fact to what happened that night. Falling off a truck sounds plain stupid to me... How did he get on top of one in the first place? If he did, I don't think this was his first time, was it (unless he was playing 'Truth or Dare' or something)? How can he just fall off a truck unless someone pushes him (assuming he was nowhere on the edge of the truck or performing any stunts)? Was the truck moving or stationary? Regarding the other stories, I'm sure he has slept every day of his life. Even if he forgot to remove his false tooth before going to bed, what really is the probability that it falls into his windpipe and chokes him to death? Moreover, people say he was outside when he died, not at home. The laughing thing sounds fallacious, too. So, yes, I guess you're right. My assumptions are probably not enough to file a police report, although I could've. And no one tried to save him, did they? How terrible it would've been for him... Had I been there, I'd probably never let it happen, although I know I'm a pretty useless person. Yeah, I was kinda scared to approach him, because of the way he was, and his circle of friends. He always tried to make people laugh with his lame, or good, jokes. I know I had absolutely nothing to do with him and I've moved on in a way, but it would be my pleasure if I ever get to investigate and find out what actually happened to him that night... In school, they said..."What happened is not important. What's more important is that right now, he's no longer with us." People say he died because his time had come. I sorta agree to that last statement, but then... NO! I TOTALLY DISAGREE! :mad: What happened IS TRULY IMPORTANT!

P. Sometimes, you should let your kids do what they want to do... That way, you can find out if they're responsible or not! If they're hungry, I'm sure they'll try to help themselves with something. If they're too lazy to do that, or spent the whole time watching TV and playing on the comp without ever eating or drinking, you'll know that, too.

Still procrastinating. E or P?

Hmm... P since you should have learnt your lesson... >.>

Basically my thoughts on your whole thing Mathsie is that.. you've done what you can, you probably wont ever know what truely happened. And it'll probably pester for you a while, but if it was a bad way would you really rather know.. Hmm... My best friends boyfriend died going on 7 months ago, and none of us really know why he died... And so some things are just left as mysteries. It's probably better if you don't think about the what ifs because they hurt (Well for me anyways xD) As what's happened has happened. Even though it's sad and you may feel you could have helped, it's happened now. You may want to try and investigate, but please don't get yourself in amongst stuff you don't want... Maybe people already have suspicions and have reported these but they were only suspicions so they couldn't get pushed further. If it was a suspicious death then some people would know about it, rather than saying windpipe. Hmm. What I'm saying is... hmm I dunno. Lol. xD You listen to quite alot of hearsay and don't seem to be sure of the facts... Maybe if you want to work out what happened you should try and be sure of everything. Just do what you think is right, but also your investigating may hurt people more than necessary... Make sure you're not going to point fingers at people directly.

Right. My e or p...
Had 2 and a half weeks holiday.. and enjoyed them instead of revising xDDD only to cram on the last days of the holiday.. and trying to cram again btu getting distracted... E or p?

P P P P P P I'm more or less in the same boat as you... LOL

My ex-classmate and I had a chat on MSN a day b4 my bday. He told me he's coming near my building on my bday, with cake... "We'll eat some and the rest of it on your face!" I was sooooo excited and happy... But the next day I went to school. I came home tired and went to sleep. He called me on my mobile, but I was fast asleep. In the end, he just threw the cake away, and went all the way back home. He was kinda angry... He said he spent all his savings for that cake... + he came from so far away just for me. And I don't turn up. Well... It was just a chat on MSN, and it wasn't really confirmed, so... And and, He said he'd hit the cake in my face in front of everyone... Plus I'm sure he didn't have a towel or something... so... good I didn't turn up! Umm... E or P? :razz:

And yes, Sorsie, I'm not planning to do any investigation of my own right now or in the future, but I hope I see the truth with my own eyes... and live to tell the tale (the fact, i.e.)! If I had a licence/car and freedom, I'd probably investigate then... Or tell the police, at least. But now... nah... Kinda late, anyway. Plus I don't wanna get into any sort of mess. But I HATE it when mysteries remain unsolved. Just hope he comes in my dream and tells me the truth himself! lol... :sad: Or, just hope there's this whole crime buster squad somewhere in the future that solve realllly old unsolved cases... Then I'll get a chance! And yes, the 'hearsay' was announced in front of the whole school, by his closest friend. He can fool everyone, but not a mathematician. :mad: And yes, I'd love to know the truth, even if it is very very very very very very bitter.

Close call.. but it has to be a E.

You should have try and inform him that you can't make it. Why keep the poor fellow waiting?

Things aren't going well for me, and I am not letting anyone know what's troubling me.. even when they come forward with concern.. E or P?

Hmm... I think.. as long as you're handling it.. then p... but.. like... you should really talk to someone if people are asking and things aren't going well, because I'm sure somewhere down the line you'll be regretting not talking, atleast you have friends that care kinda thing... But I mean... like some things might be good kept private... when things aren't going well for me I tend to find it helps to talk, but only if you trust them. Eh.

Hmm... I am in love with a fictional character. Even though he doesn't exist I like to talk about him lots at the moment :D and ahh. :) I'm sure I'm driving my friends mad. xD E or P?

lol P.

I met that classmate of mine a month later... although I was kinda 'late' again and he had to leave ASAP... He had already left actually (in his parents' car), but he asked his parents to give him 5 minutes and came to meet me. But he's an idiot. He came near my place coz he had a football match. Then, before meeting me, he calls his parents up and asks them to pick him up! He got cake this time, too... but a much much smaller one. There were two of them, though. He was about to put it in my face... He had his camera ready, but... I saw a man and ran away from there... And I said no, no. This place is full of people, anyway. Forget it. So he ended up eating a piece and asked me to have the other one. But I told him I'm not having it... (He had put his hands into it... and no spoon either... My hands were dirty as well... Didn't tell him this though, but I'm a person who cares a LOT about hygiene when it comes to food) and I left the bag with the cake on the side. He was already angry because I told him I wouldn't eat the other piece... and he left. He was in a hurry. He didn't see me leave the bag on the side. Later, he found out (I told him the truth), and he was kinda angry... But I said... At least I MET YOU THIS TIME! We saw each other after four years!!! Forget the dumb cake, and I'm ready to pay you for it. He said there's no need... He became OK afterwards... E or P?

Pardon. What can I say, your life is weird.

We had first day of swimming lessons today. Mister 7 had been excited about the classes for weeks, but woke up this morning and said he didn't want to do it. He has done this with just about every activity he has wanted to try - gets all excited, and then when it comes to it, refuses to do it. In the past, I have had to pre-pay for lessons that he has refused to take (even though he has initiated asking to do them).... Anyway....he asked a few weeks ago to do swimming lessons, and as it turned out, the Pool had to make a special class for him (don't even ask!! :P) We got there today and for the half hour before the class started, he refused to get changed into his bathers, kept running away and saying he wasn't going to do it.
In the end, I caught him, looked him straight in the eye, and explained in my sternest Mother voice that the class had been made especially for what he wanted, that I had pre-paid for it, that he had been the one asking to do it, and that if he wasn't changed by 11:00am when it started, he would be going in dressed as he was, with clothes and shoes on. Even if it meant I had to carry him to the side of the pool kicking and screaming, and throw him in.
Well he tried everything from "I feel sick" to "I've hurt my leg", crying, running away and tantrums, but come 11:00am I took his hand and firmly dragged him to the side of the pool (he had gotten changed) and made him start the class. 2 minutes later he was grinning from ear to ear and pouring water over the instructors head. He did everything the instructor asked without complaint, and can't wait for tomorrow's lesson. He enjoyed it so much, that Miss 5, who was watching, asked to be in the class too.

E or P for forcing him to do it?

P, I know it might've sounded harsh to the boy, but you helped him overcome his fear for ever... CONGRATS! But I guess I'd E the boy... for not dragging and pushing YOU into the pool! :twisted: :razz: I'd like to meet that boy... He seems familiar to someone I know very well... ;) :razz:

I was a kid when this happened... probably 4 or 5 years old. I walked all the way to the supermarket, which was a few blocks away from my building, with four or five other little girls (all neighbours). Our parents were all very worried, wondering where we had disappeared. I still remember crossing the road when a bus was coming the same way. The bus driver smiled and let us cross. On reaching the supermarket, I somehow stole jelly for all of us, and silently walked out of the supermarket. When we finally reached home, our parents were delighted to see us, but they were very anxious and curious, of course, and one of the girls let the cat out of the bag. Don't ask what happened after that. I ran to my one-bedroom apartment and into the bedroom, and was just about to lock the door behind me, but in vain. My sister and father pushed with a force much greater than mine, and managed to barge in. After that, I had a great time being slapped and beaten up by my dad, probably with a belt as well. :cry::cry::cry:

Would you E or P me for stealing at such an early age?

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:O You were a CHILD. Children do funny things and it is how we learn right from wrong ect. I dont think the belt was necassary :( I would most defs PARDON you Mapsy. You were a kid and we all do silly things and have growing pains when we are children! As long as you learned! IMHO , a scolding and a written or verbal apology to the store owner ect would have been a more approrpriate action. <3 mapsy.

AND BTW I have to say mapsy...I totally love how wonderfully social and awesome you have been to one and all lately. Its great! hats off to you for being more social and active and doing a good job at being more condsiderate. <3 Keep up the good work. nobody ever really hated you at all. it was just in wording and the effort you are making is fantastic! I hope everyone sees it too.

ok here is mine has to do with a work story i posted once but heh:

I was newer on my job as a Border Patrol Agent but had been put in the same area for several nights in a row to take up almost the whole work week. Its just that way when you are the newer one. You get the crap assignments. Well i had been in the area so much that I got to know a certain animal that kept ssetting off a seismic sensor at a certain time of night as it foraged for food. It was a skunk. So this night, the skunk set it off as per usual at the time it always did and I called it in as animal activity. My partner to one side had just gotten back off of days off and was a very gung-ho, set in his ways, old timer that DEFS hated new greenie agents and even worse, disliked women in police positions. He overrode my call in to the dispatch as a "noob agent that don't know anything" and I did not bother to tell him WHAT kind of animal was setting it off (neither did anyone else really..they let him do his thing obviously) really more on purpose than anything else. I had already had it with his attitude. I am usually not so vindictive but heh. I knew he would walk it in and go investigate and I knew he would low crawl in the area..so I let it go..and sure enough...he went and checked it and bothered the skunk and got sprayed right smack dab in the face. He had to go home and he had to take the next few days off for the stink that stuck to his skin. The days off came out of his personal time as he could not use sick time and he had just used alot of personal time so he had hardly any left..and used what he had mostly becuase i did not tell him it was a skunk. I was just fed up with him though! I kind of knew this would happen and i shoulda have been a good agent and honestly had told him it was a skunk..even if he would not have listened to me...i shoulda warned him....that way..if he dismissed me...it was on him personally....

Woud you E or P me? I mean i knew it would not be any REAL harm to him physically and I never really would have done that to anyone in the first place but he just got on my nerves!

P, I guess. Some people deserve it. A skunk spray is not toxic or anything, is it? It doesn't go off your face? O.o...I thought you killed the skunk or something. If he'd killed the skunk, I wouldn't forgive you. Having said that, I don't think you should behave like that again. And as a border patrol agent, NEVER. You must do good to bad people, or else there'll be no difference between the two of you. I hope you earned his trust later, though. Do you have any idea how and where is he now?

Oh well, I have loads of things to share, but I'll share something really small and simple... I tend to use expletives quite a lot nowadays. I'd never use them, but now I do - sometimes for the smallest of things! But today it was a big thing, and complete injustice towards me. I said FU** THEM thrice (to myself when alone in a room; them = sister and Dad), and called my sister a bi♥♥h. E or P? (I'll tell you guys later what happened)

ummmm...excuse me ^^^^ you said that a month ago

uhh? so? so you won't E or P me just because I said that a month ago?

okay, so you want me to E or P you even though you said "(I'll tell you guys later what happened)" and you never did? Now I don't even know what happened so how can I judge your action? Since you want me to, I will.

E. I will never say those words, and I will try my best not to unless I really have to say it. If not, I will just replace it with another word NOT AS BAD, like "Damn" or something like that. You also have to learn to control your own emotions, saying the "F" word will not help to solve anything. And also, you know that God doesnt like us to say the word, and as a christian, all the more you shouldn't do so. No matter what your reason, the fact that you use those foul language so often isn't right, and my verdict will still be the same.


This is quite an irrelevant story...but here goes...
I was supposed to go out shopping with my friends last Friday, but I declined. The reason? Well, my friend told me "You're so "gong" (which means stupid/quiet/shy/boring)" and just because of that, I was really angry and I didn't want to go. Anyway, those "friends" always ignore me in school and they aren't my best friends.

E. I think that one should be able to control their inner emotions and not hold grudges/change their plans just because someone said something. We choose when to be offended by a comment, whether intentionally offensive or not. And I am a big fan of going out and doing things too.


So over the summer me and my mother (i dont like grammar so not my mother and i) ended up naming chocolate milk "minority milk" due to its coloring. Personally i dont think its racist, just funny, and would feel comfortable saying it to anyone of any race. However some people think that it is a very offensive term. So do you execute or pardon me for using the term "minority milk"?

P P P P CHOCOLATE SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSS... I HATEEEE CHOCOOOOO... So, I won't execute you, of course!!! MUAAAHAHAAHAHAHA

Umm...I desperately wanted to enrol for these astro classes. They take you away from the city, to the ethereally desolate hinterland, to their camp in the desert, and they teach you cool stuff like using a telescope, using a planetarium software and digital imaging/astrophotography. And the timings are 4:30 pm - 9 pm. When I told Dad about this, he said that the desert is for rowdy Arabs only, and I must not go there, or I'll get lost or kidnapped. And he was not at all happy with 9 pm. When I asked him why others can go there and I can't, he replied that I'm stupid and they're smart. And he even told me that the astronomy group is fake and fraudulent - I don't know about the crimes that happen nowadays. He snickered, and said, "WTH stars? There's this 'big building' in USA - NASA. I'll put you in there. Study something productive in a nice place where there are lots of people." I was like, "Yeah, you just want me to stay at home 24/7, anyway." And what I said hurt him, because it was the truth. So he said glumly, "Yeah, even you don't understand me. You don't love me nor do you have any respect for me. You consider me to be your watchdog, don't you?" Then, he even went on to say baloney - I must die immediately after he dies, because no one's going to take care of me, and even kick me out of their homes when he dies, including my sister. Later, he pretended to go out, and said that he would sleep outside (in the park, and then in the car), and wouldn't return. I was very tired, so I went to sleep, but for the first time, I was talking in my sleep, worried, wondering where Dad is, and if he's fine or not. I even saw a dream in which my sister left us deliberately because she didn't care about us anymore. I was begging at her feet, and even cursed her, but she didn't return. I was crying in my sleep, and I was crying even when I woke up. Gah - I'm clinically depressed.

I'm sick of Dad's overprotective nature - it has crossed all limits, yet I'm being patient - this has been going on for years and years now. I'm never allowed to do normal things that other sons/brothers (and even girls) of my age do, because my family believes I'm 'abnormal and immature'. :mad:

E or P me for saying that to my Dad, and making him mad?