This is what you do. you have to write a sentence following the rules stated by everyone above (And I mean everyone, I mean EVERY SINGLE POSTED RULE.) and then state another rule. you can also be disqualified from the current game. To do this, you have to either give up, or break a rule. The game goes until 1 person is left. Then the game starts over again, and everybody is let back in!

I'll start.

The boy and his dog were walking home, when a ghost attacked them! the dog ran away. so did the boy, but he tripped and fell into a sewer drain.

Do not write the word 'ghost'.

NOTE: The rule can be anything, even prohibiting certain topics.

When he looked up he saw four strange looking turtles looking at him.
Do not use the word 'Cowabunga'.

"Whoa! Its raining children, dude!" said one turtle, clad in orange.
"Nah bro, he fell down whilst being chased by something." replied another, dressed in purple and obviously a bit cleverer.
"Holy crap! Talking turtles!" exclaimed the boy.

RULE: Do not allow the boy to leave the sewer within the next 8 posts.

"Holy crud a talking boy!" exclaimed the turtles! They all stared at eachother in wide eyed amazement for a few moments. Then the orange clad turtle turned to his comrades and said "So anyway where was I...?"

RULE: double space all words! :twisted:

"You were watching the wall turn into a wall." Said a turtle wearing a flowerly hat. The boy tried to break for it, but Mr. Turtle-in-purple caught him.

RULE: You cannot make any other turtles talk (Other then these 3.) for 4 more posts. the post After those can.
EDIT: I promise, I DID double space! The post just erased one in every pair.

Just then, another child came crashing down through the sewer drain.
"Oh My Galloping Gushies!" exclaimed the turtle in orange. "I told you it was raining kids!"
"Maybe you're right!" said Purple Turtle. "What do you reckon, turtle-dressed-in-pink?"
The turtle dressed in pink waved his arms around in funny gestures, and nodded his head emphatically, as he was not allowed to talk for 4 more posts.
The first boy got up and brushed himself off, looking at the turtles.
"Well..." he said..."Later, dudes....I'm outta here......"
The purple turtle leapt upon the boy, tackling him and pinning him to the ground.
"No way, mate! You have to wait 6 more posts before you can go anywhere!!"

RULE: Use the word 'ululating' in the next post.

Suddenly the boy started ululating and the turtles all stopped what they were doing to stare at him. The other child that fell also stared at him and suddenly he started ululating as well!

"OH WILL YOU STOP THAT!" yelled the turtle in the flowery hat!

The boys stopped their ululating and sat sullenly against the bricks of the sewer walls.

Rule: Everything the second boy says has to start with H.