The Forum Back Yard - With Optional Fence

[Bad_MaNneR$]

Seeing as Ches' original fence got knocked down - I reckon we should have a whole back yard (with optional fence to sit on).

WELCOME TO THE FORUM BACK YARD

There are heaps of facilities here too.

THE BAR - Open 24 hrs a day 7 days a week. They that serve you any drink you like, want or need.

THE POOL - Take a swim in just have a leisurely float around while the waiter/waitress of your choice brings you drinks.

THE COMFY LOUNGE - Pull up a seat and relax with your friends.

THE FENCE - A place to sit when you really don't know which side of it you want to be on - personally the inside is the best side.

THE HAMMOCK - specially reserved for Ozzette if she wants it.

THE BBQ - Somewhere to stand around and burn dead animal while swilling back a few coldies.

There is plenty of open space and room for development. So when you feel like you've posted enough for the day - drop by the Forum Back Yard and join us for a beer or twelve.

/me kicks back with a nice cold, ice cold VB.

[jewels]

THE BAR - Open 24 hrs a day 7 days a week. They that serve you any drink you like, want or need.
.
/me pulls up a chair:razz:

[Fender]

/me slumps at the bar, enjoying relaxing for a bit .. I hope you don't overcharge for soft drinks like every other flamin' pub I've been in

[Bad_MaNneR$]

Soft drinks are free. Actually so is the alcohol. Hell. Everything in here is free. No cover charge at all.

[kisskiss]

/me crawls into the nearest king size bed, curls up and falls asleep

[Bad_MaNneR$]

* kisskiss crawls into the nearest king size bed, curls up and falls asleep

Might join you in there - looks nice and comfy.

You'll be glad to know that the alarm clocks around here aren't those horrid noisy ringing ones. Ours just soothe you awake with gentle music. However if that doesn't suit, we can arrange for the snooze button to be wired up to discharge a very mild electric shock - just as a reminder that you may have to get out of bed sometime.

[Terrapin]

/me joins the chimp at the bar... and has a nice frosty one

[Amandi]

*Amandi hits the pool, and threatens to bite those toes of whoever enters her domain

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/Amanda_Do/Lil%20Ppl/47-01.gif

[tuppence]

/me hasnt posted much today but finds a comfy lounger anyhow


mmmmmmmm did anyone mention cocktails??

[Tigeress]

Ahh the good ol' fence :biggrin:

/me lies back and enjoys a tasty virgin colada :razz:

[jewels]

WELCOME TO THE FORUM BACK YARD
THE POOL - Take a swim in just have a leisurely float around while the waiter/waitress of your choice brings you drinks.


http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/1084/poolal3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
/me dives into the pool, but for some strange reason unbeknown to her, she forgets how to swim:razz:

[TempusFugit]

/me feels really upset that she is no longer the top poster of the forum (by default only though)

As I don't drink though... I will just have to drown my sorrows in a skinny latte :cry:

[Facey]

is there room for my big bum on one of those chairs?

Oooooo I've a feeling I'm going to like it in here.

/me plonks herself down

[2.0]

Soft drinks are free. Actually so is the alcohol. Hell. Everything in here is free. No cover charge at all.

Free you say?

/me brings over all his buddies from the drunkolympics

[tuppence]

i am wondering if super moderators are allowed to partake in alcoholic beverages.

/me trundles off to get her water wings

[jewels]

* tuppence; trundles off to get her water wings
Tupps you don't need water wings, havent you seen the forum life guard:razz:

[tuppence]

YES but at this moment in time you have his undivided attention lol

[2.0]

i am wondering if super moderators are allowed to partake in alcoholic beverages.


* tuppence trundles off to get her water wings

Of courshe we ard! Makesh the job so mush more fun. *hic* :embarrassed:

[element212]

/me dives into the pool and splashes everyone

[jewels]

i am wondering if super moderators are allowed to partake in alcoholic beverages.


Of courshe we ard! Makesh the job so mush more fun. *hic* :embarrassed:

/me hands 2.0 another http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/705/megabeerkx3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[element212]

/me splashes jewels and messes up her hair :twisted:

[Piggie]

* element212;67858 dives into the pool and splashes everyone

Damn kid! Mind my hair! I've just done it!

This backyard is fantastic! I'm surprised anybody will want to go anywhere else! BM, is this like your own backyard - if so, when can we visit??

[jewels]

* element212;67858 dives into the pool and splashes everyone
/me laughs as she see's elements swimming shorts float to the top:razz:

[Facey]

/me plonks her bum down

*sigh* all this posting power is exhausting.

Someone get me a drink.

[element212]

/me splashes Facey :twisted:

[jewels]

* Facey;67919 plonks her bum down

*sigh* all this posting power is exhausting.

Someone get me a drink.

there you go facey hun
http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/705/megabeerkx3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Facey]

Ooo ty jewels, just what I needed.

* element212 splashes Facey

:O U are going down my friend.

/me pushes Ele in the deep end :twisted:

[element212]

luckily i was a trainee lifeguard until they figured out i was colorblind
/me pulls Facey in too

[Facey]

/me shuns ele for making her spill her drink in the pool.

U have to get me another one now.

[element212]

i do?
/me swims away

[TempusFugit]

/me gets out a gigantic hose and soaks everyone who happens to have a higher post count than herself :twisted:

[element212]

/me hides underwater

[TempusFugit]

Pfft... you will have to come out for a breath at sometime ele :twisted:

[element212]

no.. ill just develop gills..

[TempusFugit]

Then I will just drain your pond :razz:

[element212]

oh no...
you're evil...
/me stands up and waits to get soaked

[Facey]

I keep telling everyone she's evil but you lot will never learn!

/me protects ele from TF's evilness.

[TempusFugit]

Oooo.... you're here are you???? :twisted: Wonderful :razz:

You can't even protect yourself from the wrath of the clock facey :razz:

/me gets out the supercharged, high pressured hose pipe and takes aim :twisted:

[Piggie]

* TempusFugit;67977 gets out a gigantic hose and soaks everyone who happens to have a higher post count than herself :twisted:

/me sets up a quiet corner for counselling for those who seem to be obsessed with post counts.

[Facey]

yes, I'm here, how can u miss an ass. this size?!

Clockfeatures, I'm not scared of you and never will be :razz: *points to her higher post count*

/me gets the chainsaw ready

[element212]

/me jumps on TF and pulls her into the pool, making her hose useless

[Facey]

Yaaaayyy!

That'll clog her cogs up :twisted:

[element212]

/me injects niceness serum into TF

[Terrapin]

/me cooks some dogs and steaks on the grille for everyone.. and soy burgers for the veg's
/me also wants a beer

[TempusFugit]

/me thinks she has gone past the niceness serum....

The clock has returned... but this time, with fangs :twisted:


EDIT: Ooo thanks Terrapin. But there is a little pig running around the garden...... and I do fancy a nice, crispy, bacon sandwich :biggrin:

[Facey]

rofl :biggrin:

Ooo nice steak Terrapin. TY xx

[Buffers]

:eek: /me runs for the ticking garlic....

[Piggie]

* Terrapin cooks some dogs and steaks on the grille for everyone.. and soy burgers for the veg's

You can't cook them together, as those fussy veg's will complain that the animal juice has contaminated their soy buggers!!!

[element212]

or the meat eaters will complain about the soy.. gross

[Facey]

eeewwww soy *barf*

[element212]

lol... nice *barf*
/me steals a hot dog and cooks it on a non-vegitarian grill :smile:

[Bad_MaNneR$]

chainsaws - high pressure hoses - people running amok in the pool - making sure the veggie toepoo (tofu) things are well and truly doused in bacon fat - ahhhh Bliss.

/me taps a new keg of beer and pulls a few beers for everyone (none for me just now - we can get breath tested at work).

[Buffers]

/me settles in for the night.. feet up.. brewski in hand. :biggrin:

[jewels]

/me covers buffers with a nice soft blankie

[element212]

/me jumps on Buffers and runs away quickly

[jewels]

/me finds a naughty chair to sit element212 on

[element212]

:eek:
/me jumps in the pool and yells, its still daytime where i live!

[TempusFugit]

/me pulls up a chair.... stops flapping for a second and enjoys a leisurely hot chocolate before making her way to bed.....

[whoyou1992]

*whoyou quietly comes in and grabs herself a drink, even though she's underage. Then, she snickers to herself when no one notices

[element212]

/me runs by and knocks the drink out of her hands, laughs and yells back sorry!

[whoyou1992]

* Silently cries in corner due to fun being ruined.

[gracie]

/me giggles at the fact that Cara doesn't appear to know how to use the /me command

/me wonders if there is a point to this thread

[Vik]

/me dons oversized sunglasses and a straw hat and floats around the pool in a rubber ring drinking a Pina Colada.

Yes, I know it's only 10am! Now top me up!

[wild cherry]

Cherry pushes jewels off her recliner, saying get your own you hussy lol

[jewels]

*
* gracie;68392 wonders if there is a point to this thread

/me tells gracie, no point gracie, but just to have fun.

/me wonders off to chat to the forum life guard.


http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/1084/poolal3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

[Vik]

oh err!

/me flops off her lilo and feebly splashes around.

Help! Help!

[jewels]

oh err!

* Vik;68465 flops off her lilo and feebly splashes around.

Help! Help!


/me keeps the life guard to herself, but throws vik a life saving ring:razz:

/me notices that vik is actually in the toddler pool and it's only 2ft deep,:embarrassed:

[Vik]

You can drown in 5 inches of water, I'll have you know!

[element212]

/me splashes jewels and laughs because the lifeguard laughs at her

[TempusFugit]

:eek: Still playing with water children!!

/me shouts out "Anyone for a game of hunt the greenie???" :razz:

[jewels]

* element212;68528 splashes jewels and laughs because the lifeguard laughs at her
/me pushes element212 in the pool, then snuggles down on the hammock with Steve.

oh btw Steve is the forum life guard :razz:

[gracie]

Anyone for a game of Hunt the greenie?
OOH, OOH! ME ME ME ME!

i'll be on your team, TF! :P

[TempusFugit]

wooohoo!! Wonderful Gracie!! We just need a few more, then I will have a word with BM and see if he will loan us his patrol car, handcuff's (whips and chains optional) and then we can have some fun :razz:

[Facey]

Oh you can borrow my handcuffs, whips and chains to save waiting for BM.

[jewels]

Oh you can borrow my handcuffs, whips and chains to save waiting for BM.
/me wonders if faceys real name is Ann summers:razz:

[2.0]

What's this about hunting greens? I sincerely hope you mean vegetables because i'm armed with a FN-F2000 with its optional grenade launcher attached. Bring it!

[gracie]

/me darts up to 2.0 and jabs him in the side, trips him and pours blue kool-aid on him

[whoyou1992]

/me laughs cause I know how to be like everyone else now. Also, laughs at the amazing fall he took.

[gracie]

/me laughs at the fact that 2.0 is no longer green, but blue. (<3 koolaid)

/me runs like hell

[element212]

/me turns on the stereo

[whoyou1992]

/me dances around and annoys people by singing along.

[element212]

/me runs around and pushes everyone he can find into the pool

[gracie]

/me waits for the lifeguard to come to her rescue...

[element212]

/me ties the lifeguard to a pole :twisted:

[element212]

you're no fun :P

[gracie]

/me doesn't think that 2.0 realizes that he's no longer a green one, but a blue one.

/me bounces out of the pool, tackles element and pours green koolaid on him. :D

we've got another greenie to hunt, guys.

[element212]

/me licks all the green off

now im normal :P

[gracie]

/me thinks element has superior licking power...

okay, that sounded wrong. :/

you're not allowed to lick it off, koolaid stains stay for like.. two days!

[element212]

it does? :eek:

/me runs

[gracie]

/me smirks
/me looks at the handcuffs, chains and whips funny.
/me shrugs, runs after element brandishing whips and proceeds to trip over the whips. xD

/me hikes up the kilt for the 69th post!

[kisskiss]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/1889/jukebox2gw7.gif

* kissy grabs a bottle of wine, sticks 'Holding Out For A Hero' on repeat on the jukebox to drown out the yard noises and climbs back into the king size bed with a sigh.

[gracie]

/me falls in, still holding all the whips
/me sees that the whips are tangled in tasha's legs
/me yanks the whips
/me giggles as tasha falls onto the schmexy lifeguard.

[Brighter]

Brighter quietly sits in a lounger chair and watches the chaos ensue. She has given up on trying to calm el and instead, eats grapes and resorts to tripping him as he runs by in a frenzy. Hey 2.0 can you pour me some Kool-Aid?

[gracie]

/me , seeing a tripped ele, bolts out of the pool with her whips. The whips, still tangled around tasha, drag her out of the pool and across the grass where she gets stains all over whatever she's wearing. the lifeguard, hanging onto tasha since he finds her too beautiful to let go of, is dragged along as well.
/me grabs her iPod and makes ele listen to (insert type of music element doesn't like HERE)

[gracie]

/me mimes throwing up and rips her iPod away

[element212]

/me lays on the ground and twitches

/me stumbles to his feet, finds a shower and washes up

[jewels]

Oh deary me
I leave the back yard for no more than 2 hours, and all hell breaks loose.

/me glares at element212

edit: and who tied life guard Steve to a pole ?

[gracie]

he was untied, no worries.

/me tosses her iPod over to Brighter
/me snickers because ele may be clean, but there's no way that blue is coming off immediately.

[Bad_MaNneR$]

OI! HEY! ROIGHT! YOU LOT! Clean up that mess and stop playing silly buggers or I'll cancel the booze. OMG I just turned into my dad!

/me puts a hundred bucks in the jukebox and plays every Madness song that you can name....

Song 1. Welcome to the House of Fun.

Song 2. It Must Be Love.

Who wants to choose the next one?

[jewels]

Song 1. Welcome to the House of Fun.
Song 2. It Must Be Love.
Who wants to choose the next one?

baggy trousers
one step beyond

but they are madness songs, don't you want some Bad manners

my girl lollipop
cancan

[Bad_MaNneR$]

Thanks jewels that's sweet of you - but I can sing Bad_MaNneR$ songs myself anytime.

Here's one anyway:

For that Special Girl (http://media.putfile.com/Special-Brew-87)

[gracie]

/me giggles at Steve and Tasha lying in the grass staring dreamily into each other's eyes...

[jewels]

* gracie;68855 giggles at Steve and Tasha lying in the grass staring dreamily into each other's eyes...

/me tells gracie, you must be mistaken, Steve the life guard is with me:razz:


http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/2717/jewelslifeguardzm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[gracie]

haven't you read what's happened?

he got tied, then tasha untied him. then she fell on him. then they got dragged in the grass together. get with it, woman!

[jewels]

/me laughs at gracie , not knowing, then pushes her in the pool.

drinks anyone

[gracie]

that's like.. the third time i've been pushed into the pool.

do you guys have something against me? :P

/me resignedly gets out of the pool, yanking along the whips.

[jewels]

that's like.. the third time i've been pushed into the pool.
do you guys have something against me? :P
.

awww
/me sits gracie on a sun lounger, and gets her a soda:razz:

[wild cherry]

that's like.. the third time i've been pushed into the pool.

do you guys have something against me? :P

* gracie;68875 resignedly gets out of the pool, yanking along the whips.


No gracie we love you hun, we just love dunking people in the pool.
Its a forum tradition lol

[jewels]

/me calls to cherry..hun lets get element212

[wild cherry]

Cherry call to jewels, babe quick element is on the edge of the pool.
She is to busy sunbathing, so i dive bomb element 212 and slam dunk him in to the pool.
And also grab his trunks and take them with me to my lounger.
AAAhhhh i join jewels for a vodka slush mmmmm

[element212]

/me swims around the pool aimlessly.. wondering where his shorts went..

[TempusFugit]

/me swoops down... finds ele's shorts and returns them to him swiftly :razz:

[element212]

thanks TF..

[TempusFugit]

Blinking meanies!! I know... shall we get 'em?

/me gets out her super-charged paint ball guns with extra ammo plus super-dooper grenades :twisted:

[element212]

/me grabs a... belt and threatens to hit them with it

[TempusFugit]

Tsk... they will only enjoy that ele!! :razz:

/me aims a paintball for WildCherry's bottom :twisted:

[element212]

/me throws a snake in jewels' hair

[gracie]

/me giggles and morphs into a mermaid with a shell bra.

[whoyou1992]

/me throws up at the idea of gracie in just a shell bra because she doesn't even like wearing skirts.

/me loves Special Brew 87 (courtesy of Bad Manners) and dances along.

[Terrapin]

/me dances along as well

[Vik]

/me ignores the chaos but quietly ties Steve back up!

[wild cherry]

OOOhhherrrr TF lovely:razz:

[jewels]

* Vik;69002 ignores the chaos but quietly ties Steve back up!

/me sobs please leave MY STEVE alone, I'm the only one who is allowed to tie him up:embarrassed:

[element212]

jewels how do you like snakes :twisted:

[kisskiss]

jewels how do you like snakes :twisted:

I don't think she wants to stroke yours - put it away :biggrin:

[2.0]

/me comes in carrying enogh hooch to resupply until tonight.

Someone will have to go get some more tomorrow.

[Bad_MaNneR$]

You realise the Forum Back Yard is based in Australia and we have 9 of the top 10 most venomous snakes in the world???

http://www.ise-p.com/symbol/red%20button.jpg (http://library.thinkquest.org/CR0214503/Top%2010.html)

[Facey]

can we get some decent drinks in here.

Hands up, who can mix a decent cocktail?

[jewels]

jewels how do you like snakes :twisted:

Stir fried, but I'm happy to eat one from the bbq:razz:

[tuppence]

/me gets her shakers out for the making of cocktails

[2.0]

/me can mix cocktails very well.

I'm taking orders now...

[element212]

/me throws a slime ball at jewels

[jewels]

* 2.0;69077 can mix cocktails very well.

I'm taking orders now...

/me would like a slow comfortable screw, followed by sex on the beach:razz:

http://www.cocktail.uk.com/db/viewCocktail.asp?ID=7593

[element212]

did this thread just go from fun for everyone to dirty? :eek:

[jewels]

did this thread just go from fun for everyone to dirty? :eek:
LOL
2.0 offered cocktails, so I put my order in:razz:


omg , you didn't think, erm well:embarrassed:

[2.0]

lol element, they're actually drinks!

one slow and comfortable screw for the lady...
http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/11761/2001468977839180386_rs.jpg

And a sex on the beach chaser...
http://aycu05.webshots.com/image/13284/2001422640961938038_rs.jpg

next!

[tuppence]

/me just points to one on the menu with the pretty umbrella ..... that one will do make it a large one xxx

[Facey]

I'll have a non dirty Cosmo ty

[gracie]

/me fumbles for words...
uh. er. seaweed? xD

/me flaps her tail at tasha, knowing that she's just jealous :P

[gracie]

/me has sexy limpets on her chest

/me morphs into a shiny silver waterslide

[gracie]

how about... *tasha uses gracie? wait. no.
*tasha goes on gracie
*tasha slips down gracie?

/me tries to snort and ends up hurting her nose

[Facey]

/me bans the slide for it's corruptive properties.

[gracie]

/me hastily turns into a seal

[element212]

/me grabs a really big squirt gun and goes hunting for people that dont like being wet

[Facey]

I like being wet :biggrin:

ClockFeatures doesn't tho. Get her :twisted:

[element212]

/me hides behind a bush and waits for TF to walk by

[Facey]

/me sets a mug of Horlicks down as a trap and gets a rope ready to lasloo around her to stop her flying off.

[gracie]

/me balances a ball on her nose

[Facey]

/me isn't correcting it.

Everyone makes mistakes once in a while. Being corrected isn't nice.

/me orders another Cosmo from the barman

[Facey]

apology accepted

/me hugs Tasha but gets wet in the process :(

[element212]

/me throws a towel over Facey's head

[Facey]

:O I'm soaked!!

/me is NOT impressed and goes off to find the new lifeguard(mr fogle btw)

[element212]

/me jumps in the pool and holds tasha under the water

[Facey]

:O I can't believe you've got junkie status already.

/me goes off to eat a spam sandwich.

Want one Ele? Oooo sorry, forgot, u don't need one :twisted:

[element212]

Spam is gross.. in all forms..

/me goes to get some pizza

[Facey]

OOOOOOo where's the pizza?

[element212]

in my belly :twisted:

[element212]

Tasha, im not ticklish :twisted:

/me pulls tasha back down

[element212]

/me sinks to the bottom of the pool and lets go

[gracie]

/me sighs and turns back into a human

i need sushi. :)

[element212]

/me runs away from the lifeguard just as he's about to give mouth to mouth...

/me runs from everyone with his pizza

[gracie]

urgh.
/me pouts

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
WE NEED SUSHI!

[element212]

why do you need sushi... O_O

[Mike_LFC]

Yeah why do you need sushi? Ewww :P


Why does anybody need sushi?

[Mike_LFC]

It isn't? DAMN Are you sure?:embarrassed:

[gracie]

/me sucks at dancing. o_O
/me trips over the lifeguard

EDIT: sushi is the best thing ever invented.

[jewels]

* element212; dives into the pool and splashes everyone
* element212; splashes jewels and messes up her hair :twisted:
* element212; splashes Facey :twisted:

* element212;67927 pulls Facey in too
* element212; jumps on TF and pulls her into the pool, making her hose useless
* element212; jumps on Buffers and runs away quickly
* element212; runs by and knocks the drink out of her hands, laughs and yells back sorry!
* element212;splashes jewels and laughs because the lifeguard laughs at her
* element212; runs around and pushes everyone he can find into the pool
* element212;ties the lifeguard to a pole :twisted:
* element212 throws a snake in jewels' hair
* element212;throws a slime ball at jewels
* element212; grabs a really big squirt gun and goes hunting for people that dont like being wet
* element212 hides behind a bush and waits for TF to walk by
* element212; throws a towel over Facey's head
* element212;jumps in the pool and holds tasha under the water
Come on girls ...lets gets him

[gracie]

/me grins evilly and pulls out a koolaid hose

[tuppence]

/me watches all the merriment from the comfort of a sun lounger

[tuppence]

/me goes in search of some toast to dunk in her baked beans

[tuppence]

depends on how many cocktails youve had tasha needs to read properly or just lay off the cocktails lol

[tuppence]

/me Dives In The Pool And Waits For The Beans To Wash Off

[element212]

/me runs to find Brighter to save him from this mess

[gracie]

/me gets out her pond digger tool... voila, the pond's done! sparkling, clean, clear and refreshing. xD

[element212]

why is there a pond?

[jewels]

yes there is a pond, I'm hiding behind the tree next to it, as I'm not sure if you have seen post 190.

/me runs and hides elsewhere

[element212]

yes, i have seen it

/me calls for Brighter as he cautiously walks the perimeter of the pond

[jewels]

/me can't hold her breath much longer, and fears ele will see the air bubbles from the pond

[element212]

/me throws rocks into the pond and wonders who he hears squeeking

[jewels]

/me is relieved as Steve the forum life guard comes to her rescue:razz:

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1502/poolzl8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[wild cherry]

* jewels;69493 can't hold her breath much longer, and fears ele will see the air bubbles from the pond
Cherry lends jewels her scuba diving gear, :rolleyes:

[whoyou1992]

/me wonders what the world has come to when people haven't heard of koolaid
/me feels left out because she leaves to sleep and comes back to an outrageous war.

[gracie]

outrageous? c'mon, Cara, he knocked your drink out of your hands!

koolaid = juice. yummy juice. from powder packages, i think. that can stain your skin for about three days, i think?
Step 1: Unscrew shower head.
Step 2: Rip open the package of koolaid powder and place contents into the shower head.
Step 3: Listen as your family member gets into the shower and starts yelling.
Step 4: Fall over laughing when they come out (colour of your choice HERE. depending on what juice mix you use, of course. xD)

/me giggles at the fact that element is still green
/me bobs her head to the music coming out of Pandora

[element212]

/me is sorry to all that are angry at him or annoyed with him :eek::twisted:

dont kill me

[whoyou1992]

Awww, but killing you would be so much fun!

[Bad_MaNneR$]

* element212;69584 is sorry to all that are angry at him or annoyed with him :eek::twisted:

dont kill me


No it's fine. Really. I was just getting the contractors in to pour a slab of concrete where we could set up your drum kit.

[gracie]

maybe that'll keep him occupied while we build an ingenious trap for him. :D

/me sighs and conjures up a second hammock...
that's TWO stupid things i've done on the forum today. xD

[TempusFugit]

/me flies back in from her brief hiatus....

Anyone for skinny latte?

[jewels]

*
Anyone for skinny latte?

Tut tut

/me passes round the http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5081/143431sn5jlix4ncsh3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[TempusFugit]

Pfft... I don't drink alcohol jewels! And you should be ashamed of yourself. Drinking at 11:46am :eek:

/me gives jewels 100 lines stating "I will not drink alcohol before noon".

[jewels]

Pfft... I don't drink alcohol jewels! And you should be ashamed of yourself. Drinking at 11:46am :eek:
* TempusFugit;69628 gives jewels 100 lines stating "I will not drink alcohol before noon".
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1032/untitleddd7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3278/143431sn5jlix4nckz8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[MsNerdinator]

Pfft... I don't drink alcohol jewels!

Yay, another non drinker... :razz:
Where are our non-alcoholic drinks? Ruuuuudness!..
/me spits in the wine

Gosh, that made me sound so childish.. Heh

[jewels]

girls what do you think ?

click link below

http://www.isketchforum.net/showpost.php?p=69642&postcount=38

edit: his name is Adam

[whoyou1992]

Oh absolutely. Then not everyone will fight over the lifeguard. I call dibbs!

[element212]

/me sneaks away while all the girls are distracted by lifeguards

[whoyou1992]

/me decides we should have a wrestling match between all the guys, in mud!

[wild cherry]

girls what do you think ?

click link below

http://www.isketchforum.net/showpost.php?p=69642&postcount=38

edit: his name is Adam


Yummy srummy tasty specimen of manhood, can i teach him how to kiss please :eek:

[whoyou1992]

Don't you think a man like that already knows how to kiss awesomely? Maybe he could give you some kissing pointers. OR we could set up a kissing booth!!

[element212]

i've made a decision so all the ladies stop fighting over the lifeguard and everyone can be safe




http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/element212/Geek20Shriver20and20Me.jpg

this is Joe and Adam, the new lifeguards :razz::twisted:

[jewels]

i've made a decision so all the ladies stop fighting over the lifeguard and everyone can be safe
this is Joe and Adam, the new lifeguards :razz::twisted:

I can't even bring myself to re-post that photo

/me is so happy that she can swim, and doesn't require the assistance from the new life guards


Edit: jewels will not be hiking up the kilt for Joe and Adam.:twisted:

[element212]

they're sexy huh? ;)

[MsNerdinator]

Lol.. nerds... my type of men. ;)

Don't worry, I was joking.. :eek:

[element212]

awww, but i picked them out just for you :P

[MsNerdinator]

They look handsome when I squint my eyes and take 5 steps backwards ;)

[element212]

awww... come on... Adam isnt so bad :razz::twisted:

[element212]

lmao @ what jewels put!

It's okay, we can have Adam to rescue the ladies, and Joe and Adam II (why did you give him the same name as our other lifeguard? :eek:) can be the lifeguards for the men.


i didnt realize the other one was named adam too :razz:

[element212]

:sad: you killed the two not distracted lifeguards

[element212]

but you said no one was going to save them so i assumed you drowned them

[Bad_MaNneR$]

Right. Enough with the hiring and firing of life guards.

/me has contracted three new professional lifeguards.

Should keep most of us happy.

http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/3/6215192614.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=4908208)

[gracie]

the guy looks old. like... really old.

/me makes a face

[Bad_MaNneR$]

Well it's not as if I hired him for you to look at - he's here to do a job.

So if that's no good - here's a couple of extra guards - the one on the left is a bit younger for you.

http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/3/6215363270.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=4908394)http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/3/6215352936.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=4908388)

[wild cherry]

Right. Enough with the hiring and firing of life guards.

* Bad_MaNneR$;70171 has contracted three new professional lifeguards.

Should keep most of us happy.

http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/3/6215192614.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=4908208)
Cherry jumps on the hoff, and snogs him to death:eek:

[element212]

yes, he's very old

[tuppence]

/me has had a busy weekend and would like something large and alcoholic to wind down with

[element212]

/me tosses tuppence a pint of beer

[jewels]

* tuppence; has had a busy weekend and would like something large and alcoholic to wind down with

/me opens a bottle of
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/2509/143431sn5jlix4ncdq9.gif (http://imageshack.us) to share with tupps:razz:

[wild cherry]

* jewels;70259 opens a bottle of
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/2509/143431sn5jlix4ncdq9.gif (http://imageshack.us) to share with tupps:razz:
Save me a slug girls, im well parched

[kisskiss]

i've made a decision so all the ladies stop fighting over the lifeguard and everyone can be safe




http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/element212/Geek20Shriver20and20Me.jpg

this is Joe and Adam, the new lifeguards :razz::twisted:

I can't even bring myself to re-post that photo

* jewels;70071 is so happy that she can swim, and doesn't require the assistance from the new life guards



Bit rude of you jewels cos I know element is the one on the left.

[tuppence]

/me downs the pint from element and then slowly starts on the wine that jewels pours out

[jewels]

* jewels;70259 opens a bottle of
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/2509/143431sn5jlix4ncdq9.gif (http://imageshack.us) to share with tupps:razz:

Save me a slug girls, im well parched
Ok cherry if you're sure but don't eat him all at once
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1877/slugci5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[wild cherry]

Ok cherry if you're sure but don't eat him all at once
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1877/slugci5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Oh gross, yuk and you call yourself a friend / cherry runs away from false buddy

[jewels]

Oh gross, yuk and you call yourself a friend / cherry runs away from false buddy

/me

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7331/2067fybyayd17uyq7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Cherry,

and offers her a glass of the special stuff

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3884/4201j8gt1hrlo4mu7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Facey]

/me needs a drink of some description.
Quickly please!!

/me finds position on a lilo in the middle of a deserted pool.

[tuppence]

/me thinks about dive bombing facey just for the hell lol

[jewels]

* Facey;70318 needs a drink of some description.
Quickly please!!

There you go hun


http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/2285/drinkud7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

it's called a vodkawow

[Facey]

OOooo ty Jewels xxx

/me hands out a huge box of yummy cream cakes :razz:

[element212]

Bit rude of you jewels cos I know element is the one on the left.
that can't be me.. because if you look at my profile you'll see a picture that looks nothing like that:razz:
:twisted:

[gracie]

/me stuffs her face full of Facey's cream cakes

[whoyou1992]

/me watches gracie rapidly expanding.
/me runs away from fear of being squished from the expanding gracie.

[element212]

/me pokes gracie and watches her jiggle like jello :twisted:

[whoyou1992]

/me watches as this causes a giant earthquake.

[gracie]

TAKE COVER!

/me is about to burp. :S

/me giggles and shrinks herself back to normal size.

[Bad_MaNneR$]

/me gets out the ride-on lawnmower - the rain we got on Sunday & Monday combined with all the sun we got Tuesday and today made the grass go wild.

/me chases anyone who gets in the way and the pattern cut into the grass ends up looking like an iSketch noob's drawing.

[Facey]

/me lays down on the grass in a 60's-style protest. (was it the 60's? I wasn't around then :P)
And I will not move until a) I get a drink b) Mr Fogle is our new life guard c) we get more hammocks and d) the pool splashers are taken to account for their wrongdoings :twisted:

[element212]

/me digs a hole and makes a hide out

[wild cherry]

Cherry roams round the garden aimlessly.
Waiting for isketch to come back:cry:

[jewels]

/me sends steve, to keep cherry amused:razz:



http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1502/poolzl8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[wild cherry]

* jewels;71071 sends steve, to keep cherry amused:razz:



AAAhhhh Cherry grabs steve, and takes him to the pool for some swimming

[element212]

/me throws mud from the pond at everyone

good idea huh tasha? :twisted:

[2.0]

HELLO! I've come to POOP the party.

And leave quietly afterwards.

[element212]

POOP the party...
/me grabs a tank of snakes :twisted:

[jewels]

/me hikes up her kilt, then jumps into the pool

[tuppence]

/me Dons Her Tankini And Looks For The Nearest Available Lilo

[gracie]

/me smiles evilly and gets out a specially made hose. you stick one end in a mud source, then spray to your heart's desire.
/me revs up the hose and does an imitation of a fireman putting out flames with those HUUGGE hoses.

[tuppence]

/me hikes up the kilt for fireman with huggggggggge hoses

[gracie]

okay, that's it. no more firemen. xD

/me has a mud bath

[tuppence]

/me sulks and goes to find a large drink instead

[tuppence]

/me jumps in the pool and all the water jumps out........ now the firemen will have to come back to refil it with their huggggge hoses

[gracie]

who says we need firemen?

/me turns on the pool tap and adds chlorine.

[wild cherry]

who says we need firemen?

* gracie;71826 turns on the pool tap and adds chlorine.

We dont need the. but id like them all the same:eek: