Forum Tennis

[Levesque]

This game might be a bit difficult to understand, but here it goes.
Basically, I say 4 words, and someone else says 4 words, and it continues on. You can kinda make a story, or something totally random.

Example:

I say: Once upon a time...
You say: There was a goat.
I say: Who had massive feet
You say: And played iSketch everyday.
Etc.

Thats the basics of the game.

So, here goes.

Once upon a time...

[*AJ*]

I was really bored....

(do we have this thread already? I've not poked my noggin in here for ages :/)

[charlotte]

So I went downstairs..

[Atreyu]

Do we have this thread already?

Continue The Story (http://www.isketchforum.net/continue-story-t2268.html)is similar... The difference is that you can only use four words here.


and ate some pizza...

[Saffron]

only to find, that......

[charlotte]

the pizza was gone!

[Saffron]

So I wondered if

[MsNerdinator]

AJ had taken it.. :razz:

[NoHints]

So I asked AJ.

[*AJ*]

AJ grinned with pizza...

[MsNerdinator]

all around her mouth

[//Loviii--x]

So then I decided..

[storm]

that I would never

[charlotte]

ever allow AJ to

[NoHints]

guard my pizza again

[*AJ*]

and forced her to

[//Loviii--x]

bake a pizza cake.

[MsNerdinator]

with plenty of icing (http://www.isketchforum.net/showpost.php?p=121635&postcount=780)

[Levesque]

but then i decided

[//Loviii--x]

I wanted some nice

[Saffron]

chocolate chip cookies instead.

[Levesque]

So I got AJ

[Saffron]

to bake me some.

[charlotte]

But AJ was greedy,

[Atreyu]

and hoarded them all...

[charlotte]

I was so mad

[Atreyu]

that I punched walls

[Saffron]

but to my dismay

[Atreyu]

it did no good

[Saffron]

but ***** it hurt!!

[Atreyu]

so I bandaged them

[Katie.Lemon]

in liquorice laces..

[Chris_uk]

then learnt to count ;)

[*AJ*]

using my toes because

[//Loviii--x]

i only have three

[NoHints]

hours to live because

[//Loviii--x]

I ate a rare

[NoHints]

and magical cow which

[//Loviii--x]

"Mooinks" like no other

[Katie.Lemon]

I am now dead.

[//Loviii--x]

happy because i found

[Katie.Lemon]

out i was dead

[//Loviii--x]

good at staying alive

[Honey-Baby]

From choking on lemons XD

[//Loviii--x]

After that I went

[Katie.Lemon]

to blackpool pleasure beach

[Honey-Baby]

to search for cows

[Katie.Lemon]

which i found being

[//Loviii--x]

tortured by a lemon

[Levesque]

with giant stinky feet.

[Katie.Lemon]

which were incredibly sexy

[Honey-Baby]

with lots of weapons

[//Loviii--x]

I called the Cowcatcher

[Honey-Baby]

to save my life

[Katie.Lemon]

he brought a massive

[//Loviii--x]

butterfly net and some

[Katie.Lemon]

toe nail clippers with

[Honey-Baby]

tacks and bear traps

[//Loviii--x]

to give the lemon

[tasha]

a good telling off.

[//Loviii--x]

He huffed and he

[*AJ*]

choked on his cigarette

[Levesque]

I tried the Heimlich...

[storm]

because his fingers were

[//Loviii--x]

stuck down his throat

[storm]

He was a child

[//Loviii--x]

at heart but a

[Atreyu]

rather old geezer too

[reecer6]

Then the bear traps...

[tasha]

disappeared into thin air

[reecer6]

with the sky, the

[Atreyu]

ground began shaking and

[reecer6]

I flew to the

[Atreyu]

moon. The red radish...

[Levesque]

then transformed into Atreyu's

[Atreyu]

red Mini Cooper (http://www.deverelimos.com/images/fleet/mini_cooper_cabrio_2004_01_b.jpg) and

[reecer6]

it had cup holders!

[Capt_Sparrow]

Along came a spider

[MsNerdinator]

and sat by AJ

[Atreyu]

and Vik. Vik jumped

[Katie.Lemon]

out of the window

[MsNerdinator]

and squashed the lemon

[Vik]

into a lemony pulp.

[*AJ*]

A kid passing by

[Katie.Lemon]

depulpified the lemon with

[Saffron]

a super duper machine

[reecer6]

that used the red mini

[tasha]

cooper to escape with.

[Saffron]

The now depulpified lemon

[Atreyu]

sat there, withered and

[tasha]

ashamed, because it had

[*AJ*]

Farted in public and

[tasha]

then fallen over. So

[reecer6]

I danced a jig

[NoHints]

for no apparent reason.

[//Loviii--x]

Then the ground began

[super_man]

To spread lemony freshness.

[tasha]

Because of my new

[reecer6]

game. it's at JIG

(BTW, JIG is an acronym for www.jayisgames.com)

[tasha]

which is a website

[//Loviii--x]

for special people like

[reecer6]

Ducks, Nerds, Flowers, Racers, and

[Saffron]

people who can count.

[tasha]

I started thinking about

[//Loviii--x]

alphabet spaghetti and my

[Ches]

small, yet perfectly formed

[*AJ*]

baby chick, who was

[//Loviii--x]

called Henry and liked

[*AJ*]

paddling in the sink

[Saffron]

until the day that

[*AJ*]

a lolcat came and

[tasha]

pushed him out because

[//Loviii--x]

He called his mum

[*AJ*]

a smelly old cat

[tasha]

. I disagreed but I

[reecer6]

was just a nanopartical

[Atreyu]

a meaningless nothing that

[reecer6]

- if you were a

[Saffron]

obsessive compulsive person who

[Deadlock]

couldn't finish a sentence.

[Ches]

But you just did

[Ches]

and confusion leads to

[//Loviii--x]

nose picking. I once

[Deadlock]

hooked a sticky one

[reecer6]

of myself and - WAIT!

[*AJ*]

:eek: I was grossed out

[Atreyu]

from the ghastly yellowish

[reecer6]

lie I told 1,000,000,000

[Levesque]

Invisible people I saw

[Ches]

while on the road

[*AJ*]

in a deserted country

[Ches]

living off of dried

[*AJ*]

rat droppings and rotten

[Ches]

socks filled with mucus

[*AJ*]

left over from the

[Ches]

wedding buffet that I

[*AJ*]

stole from the paramedic

[Ches]

while he was flying

[*AJ*]

back from Timbuktu where

[Ches]

life was grand. Llamas

[Saffron]

dressed in striped pyjamas

[//Loviii--x]

and everyday I would

[Casta_Diva]

watch them go down

[*AJ*]

the water slide, leading

[Capt_Sparrow]

to a swirling abyss

[Levesque]

Full of candy coated

[Capt_Sparrow]

strawberries. The talking clock

[MsNerdinator]

TF, stole all the

[Capt_Sparrow]

meat pies, however she

[MsNerdinator]

gave some to me,

[*AJ*]

and I got really

[MsNerdinator]

sad, 'cause nerdy didn't

[Capt_Sparrow]

have any sauce to

[Saffron]

go with them. Surprisingly,

[Nyna]

they tasted fine without

[*AJ*]

sweet slug and crushed

[paintedlady]

pineapple bits with juicy

[*AJ*]

red frog leg sauce.

[reecer6]

Rert said Disney Channel shows

[paintedlady]

people how to count

[*AJ*]

four words per post :twisted:

[Nyna]

Then along came a

[*AJ*]

moose with five square

[Saffron]

-shaped parcels on its

[Nyna]

antlers. The moose said

[*AJ*]

"Oh no! I'm late.....

[Saffron]

Suddenly, a bear appeared.

[ProofReader]

And said, "Tennis? Did someone say 'tennis'?"
http://209.85.48.8/10136/22/emo/tennis.gif

[Saffron]

And the moose said:

[paintedlady]

"Learn how to count!"

[Saffron]

And the bear said:

[*AJ*]

"One, two, five, nine."

[Saffron]

Then they both started

[Nyna]

to sip tea while

[*AJ*]

A cat baked a

[Saffron]

rather large apple pie.

[Nyna]

Then they all sat

[Saffron]

down together and tried

[paintedlady]

to knit the longest

[Nyna]

scarf ever known to

[*AJ*]

alien kind since the

[//Loviii--x]

aliens came to visit.

[Nyna]

Before they knew it

[paintedlady]

they were having a

[Saffron]

discussion about the merits

[Nyna]

of scarf knitting aliens

[Nyna]

<<.bump.>>

[*AJ*]

with three fingers and

[Saffron]

a rather pathetic little

[reecer6]

habbit of eating cookies

[Saffron]

with vegemite on them.

[Ches]

Vegemite is known to

[Saffron]

be harmful if you

[Ches]

spread it liberally onto

[Saffron]

your eyeballs. However, you

[Nyna]

cannot go wrong by

[Ches]

dollopping huge globs of

[*AJ*]

Branston pickle sauce on

[reecer6]

my crackers because crackers

[Nyna]

are good for that

[Saffron]

as well. Remember though,

[Nyna]

crackers can only hold

[reecer6]

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 houses of awesome

[Nyna]

before they spontaneously combust

[ProofReader]

which is when Vegemite

[reecer6]

Turns into a topic-

[Nyna]

of interest for most

[reecer6]

of the year untill

[Ches]

oranges learn to fly.

[Nyna]

At which point the

[Saffron]

oranges suddenly realise that

[reecer6]

pigs beat them to

[ProofReader]

the moon. However, oranges are

[Saffron]

able to count properly!

[ProofReader]

Unlike crab apples which

[Saffron]

usually use 5 words

[Nyna]

when they are playing

[Capt_Sparrow]

tiddlywinks while wearing red

[ProofReader]

striped pyjamas with purple

[Saffron]

/me whispers to Proofy (psssssttt You are supposed to use 4 words for each post) ;)

spots. Another funny thing

[Capt_Sparrow]

was the carrot which

[TempusFugit]

screamed out when hit

[Nyna]

by flying purple paintballs

[Saffron]

"Ouch!! You stupid paintballs!"

[Nyna]

cried the carrot! Then

[Saffron]

the paintballs got mad.

[ProofReader]

and slapped PR for

[db1986]

not writing four words.

[ProofReader]

Meanwhile, back at the

[Nyna]

farm there seemed to

[*AJ*]

be pigducks cooking a

[ProofReader]

fligeon pie in the

[Saffron]

specially designed oven. Suddenly,

[ProofReader]

one of the pigducks

[Saffron]

saw that the flidgeons

[ProofReader]

were wearing pink ribbons

[TempusFugit]

and eating screaming carrots

[Capt_Sparrow]

whose muffled cries were

[TempusFugit]

stopped as they were

[*AJ*]

washed down with sweet

[Nyna]

nectar from the rare

[*AJ*]

elephant who sneezes out

[TempusFugit]

coconuts on a whim.

[*AJ*]

Elephants who do this

[TempusFugit]

often have underlying problems

[*AJ*]

such as flatulence, sore

[TempusFugit]

trunks and large, smelly

[*AJ*]

warts behind their ears.

[TempusFugit]

Suddenly, the skies darkened....

[reecer6]

and disks fell like