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bunE
04-07-2007, 03:39 PM
I just made myself laugh so much by talking about "frinds" instead of friends on msn.
What have you typod or seen typod??(does it have an e in it?)

tasha
04-07-2007, 03:40 PM
I was doing some sci research yesterday & wrote "The bottle is filled partially with water and seals."
It was supposed to say sealed...

el_pedro
04-07-2007, 03:42 PM
Getting the "si" the wrong way round in the word "pension" whilst writing it in big letters on the front of a folder... :rolleyes:

jewels
04-07-2007, 03:45 PM
:embarrassed:http://www.isketchforum.net/showpost.php?p=89923&postcount=44:embarrassed:

TempusFugit
04-07-2007, 03:55 PM
I seem to make a lot of typo's - especially when I am tired.

I was at work a few years ago and a letter needed to be sent to our local county council. A 'u' was omitted in one of the words - I am NOT going to spell it out for you - and thank goodness, I realised it before it went out to be posted :embarrassed:

Other slips are: masturbation for maturation; pubic for public (I always do that!!). I really think I should book that cognitive behaviour therapy :razz:

MsNerdinator
04-07-2007, 04:05 PM
Nice thread! :razz:

I seem to typo a lot when on isketch, and guessing in the game box. One word that I typo more than any other is cactus. I type it as factus (lol, I did it just then when I typed cactus).

I've been known for missing out the l in clock..
/me blushes at the sight of TF... :razz:
Oh, and spelling disk wrong. Putting a c in, instead of an s.
I've been known for typing 'testicles' instead of tentacles. :S
Wow, that all makes me sound quite perverted.

My favourite typo is 'bomomerang' though, lol.

Facey
04-07-2007, 04:20 PM
lol someone's just told me that I'm funny (I think I was insulting some winged thing at the time) and I said: I'm glad I can bring Cherr

I hope not, she's a strangled cat!!!!

Vik
04-07-2007, 04:26 PM
For me, typo Queen extraordinaire:

Be back in a sex.

I was born in England but I love in Germany.

Nay
04-07-2007, 05:27 PM
The German equivalent of Russian brides eh, Vik?

My favourite typo is in Dutch... but I'll share anyway (with translation):
"Ik moet nu gaan want m'n vriend is hoer!" instead of "Ik moet nu gaan want m'n vriend is hier!"

Which means as much as
"I have to go now because my friend is a hooker" (instead of "my friend is here")

boda
04-07-2007, 05:38 PM
hahahaha I have a great one....So yesterday, my friend invited me for a bbq lunch, and I was calling other people up to see if they wanted to come. Now, one of my friends, is always ALWAYS with his girlfriend (I called his house at 11:30am and she was there 0_0). Oh and could they both come? No, apparently they needed to go, get this, SHOPPING :eek:.

So I was talking to the friend who invited me online and said

Kyle's balls = in Daniela

I accidently hit the enter key before i put 's purse.
We both started laughing that =).

Oh and I always seem to make a space too early when I say about it "abou tit"

Brighter
04-07-2007, 05:42 PM
/me pulls boda's head from the gutter!

I was on isketch a while back, (imagine that) and i needed to leave and said i be back in a sex instead of sec. That didnt go over so well..:(

MsNerdinator
04-07-2007, 05:47 PM
Ooh.. how could I forget! I guessed "handburger" instead of hamburger, quite recently, heh.

Brighter
04-07-2007, 05:47 PM
Nerdi, what exactly is a handburger?

/me is confused

MsNerdinator
04-07-2007, 05:52 PM
Nerdi, what exactly is a handburger?

* Brighter;90098 is confused

lol! I have no idea.. :embarrassed: I don't even think it can be classed as a typo. Or even a 'spell it how you say it' thing, because I dont' say "hand".

I just have a dodgy brain, lol :(

Nay
04-07-2007, 06:02 PM
No worries Nerdy (I typed Merdo, for some reason... I blame it on the topic).
Anyway, I do the same. For some reason my brain picks up on a pattern when I type the first few letters of something, and finishes it with something that has the same first 2 or 3 letters. I come across some wonderful things when I re-read my papers.

wild cherry
04-07-2007, 06:12 PM
I typoed, something i cant even spell again last night / early this morning.
I was drinking coffee and dropped the cup on the keyboard so my guess was something like this.k;ljf lmfao, im just a weirdo:eek:

gracie
04-07-2007, 08:09 PM
hah. if Nay gets to put one in a different language, so do i...

there's a word in chinese, "ctzun" that means spring, as in the season, and also stupid. this stupid wasian (wannabe, white asian, lmao) pointed at the tree, tried to say "spring is so beautiful," and ended up saying "stupid shoe very beautiful."
plus, chinese vs. english grammar... this white guy came in, and his chinese wasn't too great... he tried to say "have you eaten breakfast yet?" but due to the differences in grammar, he ended up saying "has breakfast eaten you yet?"

funniest typo i saw - a girl was describing her boyfriend and how manly he was. she was really, really annoying. then she accidentally typed "she" instead of "he" while describing him..

arrgh. it was really a 'had to be there' kind of thing. it was hilarious.

Vik
04-07-2007, 08:37 PM
Actually the worst I have seen was on msn. Not naming any names, but not made by anyone on the forum.

The person in question tried to say 'I'm knackered - just had a really long shift.'

They left a fairly essential 'f' out... and I was really stunned. I didn't know what to do or say, so I said nothing - thankfully their next sentence made it clearer and I realised it was just a typo!

Brighter
04-07-2007, 08:41 PM
Ok I just did one myself...

On msn i meant to ask "Give me a shot" instead i typed give me a Sh eye T

FairyNuff
04-07-2007, 08:53 PM
drity, pron, ayuep (sorry Ayeup), preal, esxalator.... to name just a small sample of Fairy's fluff ups!

Cunny_Funt
04-07-2007, 10:06 PM
when i try to type unhappy in isk - it always comes out as unjappy

I do have some real classics, but it is usually when i have had lack of sleep
Some of them are just soooooo darn pervy looking

The best one ( whether its classed as a typo or me just being a donk ) was when i tried to kick MsNerdiantor out of the marathon room. for the love of me i swore she was holding onto the door frame and wouldn't let go. took a while for me brain to register that i call her nerdy and not MsNerdinator. So i was typing /kick nerdy blah blah blah ya get the picture :embarrassed:

Wont mention the rest of them, im to ashamed :embarrassed:

Steiny
04-07-2007, 10:21 PM
...i tried to kick MsNerdiantor...
Any relation to Gigantor? XD

Someone dropped "pornunciation" in an MSN convo last week.

And I think "handburger" is what you get when Nerdi is let loose with the grater.

Cunny_Funt
04-07-2007, 11:35 PM
Any relation to Gigantor? XD

Someone dropped "pornunciation" in an MSN convo last week.

And I think "handburger" is what you get when Nerdi is let loose with the grater.


/me sticks post-it-note on lappy, please remember never to accept handburger or a hanburger :rolleyes:

Saffron
04-07-2007, 11:58 PM
/me laughs at typos..
I saw someone hump on someone else once instead of jump on them....

And once I typo'ed Cunny_Funt, using a T instead of a Y at the end of the first part of her name (awww....I dont think I can type the word deliberately....I'm sure you understand what I wrote....) :embarrassed:

The worst thing I do though, ALL the time, when I'm trying to write a /me comment is put the space in too early, and end up typing something like /m eblah blah blah so if someone is logged on with the name eblah, they get a weird PM.....

Cunny_Funt
05-07-2007, 12:34 AM
/me saffy it's your typos that turn me on, and make me shake me pompoms for you girl....... i know it was a typo :biggrin:


/me please please say , it was a typo :eek:

MsNerdinator
05-07-2007, 12:49 AM
The best one ( whether its classed as a typo or me just being a donk ) was when i tried to kick MsNerdiantor out of the marathon room. for the love of me i swore she was holding onto the door frame and wouldn't let go. took a while for me brain to register that i call her nerdy and not MsNerdinator. So i was typing /kick nerdy blah blah blah ya get the picture :embarrassed:

:O !! lol, just kidding'. I'll let you off that one, as you were booting everyone with your grand marathon ending. That explains why it took you a while to boot me.. :razz:


And I think "handburger" is what you get when Nerdi is let loose with the grater.

Don't! lol. :cry: I'm having flashbacks of cheese grater tragedies that I had. Not once.. not twice.. but three times. :( I'm officially scared of it now.

Oh, and Saffy, don't forget that you typoed my name as "Verdy". It's caught on.. a few of you keep saying it XD

/me winks knowlingly at Cunny..

Bad_MaNneR$
05-07-2007, 02:52 AM
Typo'd ru;e suporeme inBM;s world.

What feckin eejit put the ";" key right next tio the "L" key???

I have decided to put a new PM in iSketch when there are mupets on. I draw a small anchor in the lower left corner and continue my drawing, then put a W in front of the anchor.

Saffron
05-07-2007, 07:04 AM
* * Cunny_Funt;90361 please please say , it was a typo :eek:

lol Cunn_, I can't even repeat the word........of course it was a typo :embarrassed:



Oh, and Saffy, don't forget that you typoed my name as "Verdy". It's caught on.. a few of you keep saying it XD

Could never forget you Nerdy my Verdy :biggrin:

ICHI
05-07-2007, 08:29 AM
there's a word in chinese, "ctzun" that means spring, as in the season, and also stupid. this stupid wasian (wannabe, white asian, lmao) pointed at the tree, tried to say "spring is so beautiful," and ended up saying "stupid shoe very beautiful."

plus, chinese vs. english grammar... this white guy came in, and his chinese wasn't too great... he tried to say "have you eaten breakfast yet?" but due to the differences in grammar, he ended up saying "has breakfast eaten you yet?"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Gracie!!! that was funny! xD
and erm....

*ICHI whispers... is that pinyin u r typing? what do ya meant by "ctzun"? or do u mean "Chun"? xD

btw, i typoed a LOT!!!! if ya happen to c me playing in isketch... ya'll know... -_-

hmm, few weeks ago in msn, my friend was asking can she link my blog in hers. n i typed, "NO, Please don't lick me"

:eek: *look at distance between 'N' & 'C'....

Buffers
05-07-2007, 08:33 AM
When typing in the guess box I typed 'bushrub' :eek:

I flirted with TF once and omitted the L from 'clock'. :embarrassed:

I've also been 'Buggers' on more than one occasion. :razz:

Facey
05-07-2007, 08:38 AM
I've also been 'Buggers' on more than one occasion. :razz:

SUre that was a typo hun? :twisted:

/me runs...

Steiny
05-07-2007, 08:50 AM
When typing in the guess box I typed 'bushrub' :eek:
I use those all the time, intentionally! bushrub, cometeor, basink & stoven... are there any others I should know about?

Buffers
05-07-2007, 08:52 AM
I type Shrubush now... after being asked if the former was a request. lol

MrsSquang
05-07-2007, 09:02 AM
:embarrassed: LOL Ive made loads of typos, but the ones that stick out in my mind are
blonking instead of blinking (that had me n babybabes crying laughing), I have great trouble typing shutter (I nearly always type an I instead of a U) and my final one is cuber instead of cyber :embarrassed:

Dean
05-07-2007, 12:41 PM
erm..anybody screenshot the night I was drunk, I know I made some bad typos then. I typo to often to even remember them.(made about 8 typing this sentence.

bunE
05-07-2007, 01:54 PM
Not a typo but a verbal one that had me crying laughing was when I said to Mr BunE one day when it was really hot and I had just had a shower, "I still have fleaty swesh even though I just showered"! We cried laughing for about an hour and to this day even talking about it makes me giggle.

Vik
05-07-2007, 02:01 PM
lmao! That reminded me of when I worked in an office, and I tried to say 'can you pass me that date stamp' and said 'can you pass me that state damp.. oh, oops, i mean state damp, no! state damp!!! oh my, I am so sorry, I meant state damp.' I could NOT say it, it was so funny, the whole office errupted!

bunE
05-07-2007, 02:19 PM
I was just on msn to Vik and i asked her how she liked her new mod job and she said something like "yeah its good" and i said "yeah but its very busty at the mo" oops

MsNerdinator
05-07-2007, 02:29 PM
I was just on msn to Vik and i asked her how she liked her new mod job and she said something like "yeah its good" and i said "yeah but its very busty at the mo" oops

lol! It still works. The forum is busting at the seams at the moment :P

I was just talking to someone and they said "I'll see you a but later" Heh. XD

And I'm sure I put this in random funnyness a while back. But I said to my sis, "My stongue is tinging", instead of my tongue is stinging.

Facey
05-07-2007, 04:09 PM
LOL, erm, not mentioning any names *couchcunnycough*

Someone's just called me a hoe on msn!!! Aparently, she meant to type hun :/

Nay
05-07-2007, 05:03 PM
LOL, erm, not mentioning any names *couchcunnycough*

My my Facey, did nobody tell you not to eat the sofa?

MsNerdinator
05-07-2007, 05:24 PM
I saw a funny typo in one of the threads..
someone said "couch" instead of 'cough'.

I can't remember which thread it was though :P

Ches
05-07-2007, 05:30 PM
My my Facey, did nobody tell you not to eat the sofa?

I saw a funny typo in one of the threads..
someone said "couch" instead of 'cough'.

I can't remember which thread it was though :P

I believe the appropriate term here is:

pwned.

:biggrin:

Vik
05-07-2007, 06:47 PM
Giggling like a crazy person here, great, now I have to think of another typo...

Oh, did I tell you the couch one? lol!

Oh, I can't think of any typos, but here are some poorly named websites!

www.therapistfinder.com (therapist finder)
www.penisland.net (pen island)
www.powergenitalia.com (powergen Italia)
www.speedofart.com (speed of art)

MsNerdinator
05-07-2007, 10:11 PM
I typed breasticks instead of breadsticks, in the 'TPBM' thread. :embarrassed: Thank goodness for fast editting. Even though I've gone and told you all XD

Cunny_Funt
05-07-2007, 10:19 PM
LOL, erm, not mentioning any names *couchcunnycough*

Someone's just called me a hoe on msn!!! Aparently, she meant to type hun :/

i went to write hello how are you, and realised i had wrote hello hoe are you... im glad i check my typos before i send them

/me huggles facey

gracie
05-07-2007, 10:54 PM
no, ICHI, not pinyin. i can't figure out how to use it for cantonese, i'm better with it for mandarin.

hah, Vik, those are great. an old political party in Canada that's now merged with another party (and has a new name) was once known as the CRAP party - Canadian Reform Alliance Party. they should have stuck with the Reform Party.

b...
06-07-2007, 08:38 AM
I think the funniest typo I ever made - Well most memorable at least!
Was one day when I was typing something up for my brother. And I was trying to explain a USB Thumb Drive - And I typed "It's just like using a big floppy disk" except, where the s is here, I had a c :embarrassed:
Boy did my brother and his friend find that amusing!
As with Vic, am a speciality at 'Be back in a sex' but nothing trumps the big floppy... err.
:) Hehehe.

Bad_MaNneR$
06-07-2007, 09:22 AM
So not cymbal then??

/me ducks and runs for cover.....

MsNerdinator
24-07-2007, 01:37 PM
Don't you just love typos? Someone said last night on msn:
"I'm gonna stink with that early night I think" (instead of 'stick').

Yeah, you stink to that early night.. :razz:

Driftwood
24-07-2007, 01:47 PM
In fourth grade our teacher was teaching us about fractions.
It was some problem that had to do with different colored shirts in a box.
Well, on the board, she accidentally left out the r in shirt.

Just imagine how well that went over in a fourth grade classroom.

*AJ*
15-08-2007, 01:49 AM
I was engrossed in an online game when nerdy messaged me to pass on a message from Saffron. The sound from MSN made me jump and I said to nerdy 'You scared me, made me hump' instead of 'made me jump' :eek: :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :embarrassed:

/me goes to bury her head for a very long time

MsNerdinator
15-08-2007, 02:21 AM
/me snickers.
That was just too funny. :razz:
Best typo I've seen in a long time. And it fit too... rofl.

Rococo
15-08-2007, 03:51 AM
when i was in science class my science teacher wrote 'skeletton' on the board and when we told her she spelled it wrong she erased the second t and wrote 'skelleton' :razz: funniest day in that class

Vik
15-08-2007, 08:01 AM
lol, Rococo! That reminded me of a really great but totally illiterate history teacher who insisted on writing 'warefare' instead of warfare. To this day I call it warefare. God bless you Mr. Smith whereever you may be!

He also once gave an assembly which he had obviously not prepared for - just printed something out and read it the first time in the assembly. The word hyperbole was used a lot (for those that don't know, pronounced hi-per-boll-ee) but he said it like hyper-bowl each time, it was so funny!