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Saffron
28-12-2008, 11:38 PM
Was at a Christmas party and one of the guys had this T-Shirt:

"I'm what Willis was talkin' about!"

Reminded me of the T-Shirts with:

"I killed Laura Palmer" on them.

hehe

So, post the funny T-Shirt slogans you have seen here.

db1986
29-12-2008, 12:06 AM
I've got a t-shirt that says "100% Satisfaction Guaranteed"

On the back it says "or your money back" :razz:

That made me lol, so I bought it :biggrin:

Danfish
29-12-2008, 01:14 PM
"I was with stupid, now I've lost him. Please help."

Illusia
29-12-2008, 01:41 PM
I've liked the one my daughter had when little.

"You think I'm cute? You should see my parents!"

That's translation from finnish. Also my hubby has a good one:

Used to be washboard
nowadays washball.

Translated as well, maybe someone could give a better translation. :)

db1986
30-12-2008, 12:59 AM
I saw a little boy today in Sainsbury's wearing a t-shirt saying "My sister did it" :biggrin:

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo177/db1986/Green_Heart.jpg

Nyna
30-12-2008, 02:58 AM
There are some funny ones on this site

www.whatonearthcatalog.com

including a baby onesie that says "I only cry when ugly people hold me!" I thought that one was great!

Another good site is

www.funny-tshirts.biz

Also not necesarilly funny shirts though I am sure there are funny ones. But a great site!

www.80stees.com

flyashy
31-12-2008, 12:41 PM
haha the slogan in the pic is hilarious..!

Rococo
02-01-2009, 11:20 PM
I have a shirt that reads "Veggie burgers taste better with bacon!" and i only wear it on days when i know im going to see my vegetarian friends to make them angry, i find their facial expressions quite amusing even though i respect them for making the choice to be a vegetarian in the first place, but it's all in good fun.

and yes i know what you're thinking.. what hole did rococo come out of she's been gone a while.. i've been busy with school and stuff but im sure ill be popping in a bit more often :-)

gingie1
03-01-2009, 10:08 PM
similar to the baby Tshirt

I saw a baby one which said

' all daddy wanted was a blow job '

:eek:

Tobester
05-01-2009, 06:18 PM
For the easily offended:
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9276/improofmymomlikestotucktz8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

db1986
06-01-2009, 11:34 AM
In really small writing across a lady's top:

"If you can read this get your face off my t♥ts"

elfy
06-01-2009, 03:29 PM
My fave one was worn by an old guy all dressed in black...
"Sad Old Goth"
muahahahahah :razz:

Deadlock
07-01-2009, 04:49 PM
One I wanted to get my wife (rather big boobs) said

"My Tits Are Deaf"

due to all the men who spoke to her, looking at them instead of her face. She wouldn't have it though. Shame...

mark84
04-02-2009, 04:32 PM
lol deadlock, that'd have rocked!
I just got this slightly rude t-shirt (http://teesbox.com/i-could-fall-in-bed-with-you-tshirt.html) especially for loaning it up on valentines, boo to couples!:twisted:

db1986
04-02-2009, 05:11 PM
Heh, I've seen that one before. There are loads of these slightly offensive t-shirts floating around.

...boo to couples!:twisted:

So you won't want to join our Valentine Competition then mark? :razz:

mark84
06-02-2009, 06:53 AM
Heh, I've seen that one before. There are loads of these slightly offensive t-shirts floating around.



So you won't want to join our Valentine Competition then mark? :razz:



haha good guess DB! ;)

grgo69
01-05-2012, 02:34 AM
I have also fund some funny t-shirt designs (http://www.funnyshirtsonline.net) :
http://funnyshirtsonline.net/image/cache/data/iamlovingit-500x500.jpg

http://funnyshirtsonline.net/image/cache/data/iPood-500x500.jpg

http://funnyshirtsonline.net/image/cache/data/babybeer-500x500.jpg

http://funnyshirtsonline.net/image/cache/data/starwarscofee-500x500.jpg

http://funnyshirtsonline.net/image/cache/data/mc♥♥♥♥-500x500.jpg

http://funnyshirtsonline.net/image/cache/data/compsolvingproblems-500x500.jpg