Hello. I'm Bad_MaNner$. I have never been on one of these forum thingies before, so I am new to this forum. Can anyone tell me what I should do here? Are there any tips or tricks I should know about?

Is it okay for me to post a million times in a row just like in MSN Messenger Chat?

I live in Sydney, Australia. I work for "the Government" (Ok NSW Police, but I tell people I work for the Government - sometimes it's just easier that way). At the moment I am the Region Professional Standards Analyst - I deal with complaints against cops - and before you ask:

YES - We have V8 cars
YES - They will do over 200km/h
YES - It is a real gun
YES - It has real bullets
YES - They are always loaded
NO - I have not shot anyone
NO - I don't know your uncle who is a Sergeant in Dubbo.

Oh and NO - just because the Highway Patrol Officer who gave you a ticket for speeding either,

a) Wasn't wearing a hat,
b) Didn't smile when issuing the ticket,
c) Smiled when issuing the ticket,
d) Had a sour look on his face,
e) Said "Have a nice day"

does NOT mean you can get let off - you still get the ticket.

Hope to see many more of you playing iSketch and posting in what seems to be a nice, shiny, uncintaminated forum.

Hiya Bad-manner$

I think I have played with you before, (on isketch that is)
welcome to our forum

jewels

Can I book a cop for looking at me like I'm mental?

G'day :smile: Pretty sure I've played with ya before.

-Inco

Welcome to the forum BM

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hope to see more of you soon :biggrin:

xx

Can I book a cop for looking at me like I'm mental?

G'day :smile: Pretty sure I've played with ya before.

-Inco

So let me get this right.

You want to book a cop for looking at you like you are mental? This can be arranged. Please contact the booking office and ask for the "user-pays police section" then ask for "cops who look at me like I am mental" If they can't help, then send me a Personal Message and I will come around to your place and look at you like you are mental. You may also want to check out our special offers on police who dress like strippers.:biggrin:

Is that offer available in Vic? :eek:

Is that offer available in Vic? :eek:

I'm sure that could be arranged too.

Victoria Police - the finest money can buy :eek:

Excellent :biggrin:

Thanks for ya help officer!

Welcome to the forum BM!! Can we hire you or your uniform for our girls night out parties?

Hi Bad_MaNner$

Welcome to the forum, and I hope you have a smashing time!

What make/model gun do you get issued?

What if I was speeding due to a medical emergency?

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WOW! I didn't know any australians spoke english! I thoght the all speak australian! lol

Welcome Bad_MaNner$! Did you know that your name is similar to that of a band? Can we call you BM? hehe

are your manners really bad? :eek:

:O Shouldn't all the australian's posts be upsidedown?

/hugs BM

WElcome xxxx

Hi Bad_MaNner$

Welcome to the forum, and I hope you have a smashing time!

What make/model gun do you get issued?

What if I was speeding due to a medical emergency?

Needing more beer diesn't really count as a medical emergency.

Welcome to the forum BM!! Can we hire you or your uniform for our girls night out parties?

All things and all men have their price. Sure why not?

WOW! I didn't know any australians spoke english! I thoght the all speak australian! lol

Welcome Bad_MaNner$! Did you know that your name is similar to that of a band? Can we call you BM? hehe

Really? I never noticed that. Sure BM is fine.

are your manners really bad? :eek:

Actually - not unless I am provoked.

:O Shouldn't all the australian's posts be upsidedown?

/hugs BM

WElcome xxxx

You mean they aren't?

Welcome to the forum BM.. I believe I've seen you around a lot. :razz:
/hugs

Welcome!!! BM!!!

:smile: glad that you're here..

G'Day, BM! (Mind if I call you BM?) :P

Certainly - thats what all my friends call me - it's just easier

Hello BM pleased to meet you, welcome to the forum.
A charge of 25 dollars a year applies. payable to me ill forward you the paypal numbers lol.
No really loves ya BM XXXXXXXXXX:razz:

/me jumps on BM, knocking his cap off in the process and plants a huge smacker on his head

Welcome to the forum Occiffer *hic*

* TempusFugit;68940 jumps on BM, knocking his cap off in the process and plants a huge smacker on his head


/me steals the cap in true scouse style

Hello and welcome BM :biggrin:

Hugs for you Bad_MaNner$ :smile:

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G'Day riotgrrrl and welcome back

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