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SamIAmPA
05-05-2007, 01:10 PM
Hear me out before you go off on me! What I am refering to is, What if like in the bird kingdom, men were the ones with all the frills and "prettiness". As an example, think of the Peacock and peahen, the cardinal and the robin. I just want to know what other people think would change in the world? Would men be the centerfolds of choice? Would "big" hips be desirable in a woman? What can you think of?

Amandi
05-05-2007, 05:53 PM
In china... the men are the pretty ones xD

element212
05-05-2007, 06:02 PM
im pretty :twisted:

Amandi
05-05-2007, 06:22 PM
/me testifies

bwhahahaha

Facey
05-05-2007, 07:02 PM
/me captures Ches and puts him in a frilly dress :twisted:

Erm, if that isn't pretty, what is?? :razz:

I honestly think that the world would go into disrepair. Men couldn't hack the responsability that goes with being pretty.

element212
05-05-2007, 07:18 PM
responsibility?

aerochick
06-05-2007, 03:51 AM
oooh how much fun would it be to be able to stand in the bedroom doorway tapping your foot and checking your watch impatiently while your husband is the one holding you up because pantyhose and eyeshadow take TIME?

Bad_MaNneR$
06-05-2007, 06:20 AM
I think we men are luckier because no matter what we look like when we wake up - we don't need to put on make up, because that's as good as we are going to look all day. It's also as bad as we are going to look too.

Amandi
06-05-2007, 07:44 AM
yea true.. men are lucky.. they don't have to get rid of all their body hair
[unless it's on their backs, or bums.. *shudder]
NOR do they have to wear makeup/cosmetics to look sizzling hot.

/me crosses her arm and kicks her cosmetics case

some_guy
14-05-2007, 11:10 PM
LOL >__> true, guys don't need to spend so much time on they're hair or face. shower, dry, clothes, done.

2.0
15-05-2007, 03:04 AM
I'd say it's pretty obvious us boys are the prettier gender. Women do have the choice over which man they're going to mate with, so it is us who need to be on our best.

/me goes back to watching the david attenborough series on wildlife

Facey
15-05-2007, 07:56 AM
LOL >__> true, guys don't need to spend so much time on they're hair or face. shower, dry, clothes, done.
Actually, my husband spends longer in the bathroom than I do :rolleyes:

BigCarm
15-05-2007, 09:37 AM
If I were a pretty man, I'd start a boyband and then quit because I was too pretty for all of them. Then I'd have a massive solo career smattered with risque Superbowl halftime shows and relationships with other famous recording artists.

That hasn't been done yet, right? I can still be the first?

Nay
15-05-2007, 11:40 AM
What does it tell about women that they need frills and decoration to be pretty :p ?

FairyNuff
15-05-2007, 01:49 PM
I could never date a man that would use the bathroom for longer than I would. I'm not one for cosmetics, high heels and curlers in my hair, but I do stand in awe of the women that look Ab Fab when they do their weekly shop at Tesco! I can never understand why you would want to look good day in day out, because what happens when you go on a night out? You look exactly the same!!

The very little effort I make is for when I go out, which I might add is very rare. There's just me and my son is this household, our bathroom is rarely occupied!! If there's any pretty men that struggle for time in the bathroom you are more than welcome to use mine for an hourly fee!

MrsSquang
15-05-2007, 11:31 PM
What does it tell about women that they need frills and decoration to be pretty :p ?
That they're ugly? :biggrin: :razz:

Peter
16-05-2007, 12:07 AM
Guys are actually becoming more vain and self-conscious if you ask me, getting highlights, tipping etc. Not that I have anything against gay people... hahaha, joking, I know guys who've had there hair 'styled' and they're perfectly straight as far as I know, lol. I blame Owen Wilson and David Beckham, think it's alright 'cos they're famous!

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9378/derekzoolanderbluesteelok3.jpg

Derrick Zoolander's is an undisputed legend though, lol.

gracie
16-05-2007, 11:30 PM
Guys are actually becoming more vain and self-conscious if you ask me, getting highlights, tipping etc.


what's tipping?
very true. about 20 years ago, you would have never seen these Men's Health magazines, and.. the designer clothes... there's this one guy at school who owns the same jeans as some girls, and he owns more shoes than i do. unheard of.

2.0
17-05-2007, 01:12 AM
/me doesn't see any nerds getting laid anywhere in the world.

men are the pretty gender

Brighter
21-05-2007, 12:44 AM
* 2.0 doesn't see any nerds getting laid anywhere in the world.

men are the pretty gender

LMAO 2.0! Then again...I have never seen anyone getting laid at the library, maybe you just need to find a new hangout!

2.0
21-05-2007, 02:46 AM
LMAO 2.0! Then again...I have never seen anyone getting laid at the library, maybe you just need to find a new hangout!

I read somewhere that libraries are often the hotspots for public intercourse in universities. In my university anyway. That and the tunnels' dark spots. But i have to agree, i don't think the library is the place to look for sex, just a good place to go have some.

and men are the pretty gender. i say this mainly because i'm just gorgeous. rofl. :biggrin:

anonymity
21-05-2007, 11:47 PM
I thought we were supposed to be pretty...

/me takes off his pink dress in dissappointment..

element212
22-05-2007, 01:39 AM
C'mon el admit it you get weird looks but it because you never match.

* Brighter;82283 goes to el's closet and puts all the matching outfits together.

Now you look pretty el!

thanks :smile: you're the best

Brighter
22-05-2007, 02:27 PM
I thought we were supposed to be pretty...

* anonymity; takes off his pink dress in dissappointment..

Ok Anon, you can be pretty but just for today!

/me hugs Anon