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Deadlock
23-06-2008, 05:04 PM
Found this a while ago, been hiding in my bookmarks for years.

Trouble is, once you hear these, you'll think of them whenever you hear the proper song :razz:

Madonna - Erotic
http://www.rathergood.com/bill/

Destiny's Child ...
http://www.rathergood.com/alf/

Bronski Beat ...
http://www.rathergood.com/meatball/

And a lovely bunch of kittens in northern caps doing a cover version of "Independent Woman"
http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/

WOOOoo!!!

Vik
23-06-2008, 05:12 PM
I used to think that in the hymn 'Jerusalem' they were praising 'England's green unpleasant land'.

Maybe that's why I never got into the patriotic thing too much.

Also misheard Madonna's opening lyrics of 'La Isla Bonita' as 'last night I dreamed of some petrol'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

^^^click at your own risk, I can't remember how naughty it is :P

Deadlock
23-06-2008, 05:14 PM
Shoes on my feet - Alf Garnet!

Can't get rid of it ....

Buffers
23-06-2008, 05:34 PM
Great thread Deadlock!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKxxsTliGR4&feature=related

I love the original version.... but this one's funnier than Britney in the shower..

2.0
23-06-2008, 07:07 PM
Benny lava... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g

Fart in the duck... http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774933

Java
24-06-2008, 12:58 AM
This is just bloody brilliant, I laughed my ass off :P

Capt_Sparrow
24-06-2008, 08:40 PM
This became our theme tune during our design project at uni:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

Apparently, it's Without You by Mariah Carey :p

sketches
25-06-2008, 04:55 AM
Okay, now you guys got me hooked on "misheard lyrics" on YouTube. Thanks.

Atreyu
27-06-2008, 09:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

Woo hoo! Does that mean ive found another Nightwish fan?:biggrin:


Heh some funny ones up there.

Im pretty sure the 80's song by Bonnie Tyler says this:
"nothing I can say.... im totally blitzed by a fart" .....No?

Deadlock
28-06-2008, 08:15 AM
Whitney Houston - How Will I know

How will I know if he really loves me
I say a prayer with every heart beat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you
Cos you know about bee stings

Fox
28-06-2008, 11:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-ZnPE3G_YY

YouTube still isn't working for many videos for me, but I'm pretty sure that this is the right video; cracked me up greatly when I saw it.

sketches
29-06-2008, 03:14 PM
Okay, now THAT is freakin' hilarious, Fox! Hahahaha! Thanks for the laughs. :D

Capt_Sparrow
18-11-2008, 12:38 AM
Ahh this was a great thread!
A tribute to Angola! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXke_z6t3I)

Nyna
18-11-2008, 02:39 AM
There are tons of these but these 2 are my favorites that i've found so far.

They are misheard lyrics from the Super Smash Brothers Brawl (SSBB) game for the Wii.

SSBB1 (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8vjQsv0nrDU)

SSBB2 (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DSgWrMfR6a8&feature=related)

BuffyC
18-11-2008, 09:44 AM
Hard to follow those vids :D
But this is a real one I remember from school,

Money For nothing - Dire Straits

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your Chips for free

We had to get the sleeve to prove to my mate that it was "chicks" Not "chips" >_<

db1986
19-11-2008, 02:42 PM
My sister was listening to "The High Road" (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VUgcB5cWfuA) by JoJo.

The lyric actually reads "Seek revenge"
but I misheard it and I thought it said something completely different.

I thought it said Secret Mi♥♥♥ :eek:

BuffyC
19-11-2008, 03:07 PM
My sister was listening to "The High Road" (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VUgcB5cWfuA) by JoJo.

The lyric actually reads "Seek revenge"
but I misheard it and I thought it said something completely different.

I thought it said Secret Mi♥♥♥ :eek:

Lmao I followed your link and listened and I totally get where you're coming from! it does sound like it!

Illusia
19-11-2008, 03:44 PM
Wham!'s Last Christmas goes actually like this:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, You gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

I always thought they sing:

This year, to set me frontiers...

Nyna
21-11-2008, 01:50 AM
When I was little, like 7 I think? My brothers liked this song Hip to be Square (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=F_byVtHrGEM) and I argued with them and was so sure I was right, I swore that it said "It's hit the B square." I told him it was silly that it would say "It's hip to be square" cause that made no sense! (Like mine did?) Lol :razz:

Also when I was younger I could have sworn the name of this song Bohemian Rhapsody (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=irp8CNj9qBI) was entitled "Bulgarian Rap song." I was very embarrassed when I told my friend to play "The Bulgarian Rap song" and she started cracking up laughing at me! :embarrassed:

Deadlock
21-11-2008, 09:38 AM
"Ticket to Ride" by the Beatles ....

http://www.rathergood.com/chicken/

Ches
05-10-2009, 11:16 AM
elteQWuCJDU

Raise the dead thread...

:D

moobydick
05-10-2009, 11:50 AM
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Ches
05-10-2009, 12:26 PM
Top stuff. Buffalax definitely does it best.