greetings, denizens of iSketch, it is I...Dr. Acula

well basically my flatmate and myself were sitting enjoying a spirited session on iSketch in an English Easy room one quiet evening last week

after winning about 5 times in a row, we came to the not-unfair conclusion that all the players on at the time were complete morons and were unworthy of our continued presence

so here it is...we were about to quit and leave the aforementioned complete morons to squabble amongst themselves for the title of King Moron when lo-and-behold our turn to draw comes round again...so we thought we'd give these intellectual peasants another hand-out of our exquisite genius before leaving them to wallow in the dirt forever-more.

upon being allocated the word Banger i quickly sprung into action and splooged raw unrivalled isketching wizardry juices all over the board in what could only be called a MASTERPIECE of a draw...anyway...it was something like this a believe...

A truely magnificent portrayal of a stick man with a sizeable erection and a cheeky look on his face directing said erection towards the salivating and expectant mouth of an unknown partner

Original drawing removed so we made this instead, enjoy! =)

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Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://img840.imageshack.us/i/draculas.jpg/)

Original Drawing
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anyway....now you have the background and will get to the climax of my tale and i feel it shows that the majority of players and moderators of this otherwise fine online institution do not appreciate and are indeed threatened by our fantastic drawing and lightning quick cognitive reasoning
http://img840.imageshack.us/i/isketch.jpg
we were permanently BANNED...yes...BANNED...within about 10 seconds of this contribution

this forced exile should be considered little more than abuse of power, as it has been applied with the base intention of making sure undeserving idiots have the opportunity to pick up undeserving wins

we are disgusted with this corrupt behaviour and ask YOU the player to take a stand for justice

demand the freedom of Dr. Acula from your local humourless douchebag moderator today

good day to you all

p.s. to Forum Mods... if you remove this post you'll just be furthing our martyrdom and proving that you have nought but the tiniest of moral standing (and a cock to match)

good day

Dr. Acula
http://img840.imageshack.us/i/isketch.jpg/

we were permanently BANNED...yes...BANNED...within about 10 seconds of this contribution

WOW, I mean.... 10 seconds! We are good and FAST! I applaud the admin who did this fast job. Well done, whoever you are.

clearly Clau you are a small minded fool and have been sucked into the brain-washing propoganda spewed out by iSketch's arrogant douchbag mods

Haha, this story actually makes me laugh ;)

No wonder you were banned, graphic drawings like that do not deserve a place on iSketch, no matter what the situation. It doesn't matter who you are or where you come from that drawing is a recipe for disaster.

this forced exile should be considered little more than abuse of power

Erm, abuse of power by admins, sounds like they made the right choice to me. Looks like your post will be edited, as it violates rules on here, too.

Haha, this story actually makes me laugh ;)

we are glad it gave you a giggle at least

our case appears hopeless but there is a fine line between right and wrong just as there is a fine line between insanity and visionary...unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it

thank you

Dr. Acula, exiled iSketch pro

There's also a fine line between a joke and a full-blown pornographic drawing.

There's also a fine line between a joke and a full-blown pornographic drawing.


Yes....but we all know which is better.

Yes....but we all know which is better.

Non-drawn pornography?

I have been blocked from Isketch for doing a similar drawing, this time of someone masturbating, for the word "Jack". Thankfully it is only a block, however I am unsure when it will be lifted. (It has been hours)

I have been blocked from Isketch for doing a similar drawing, this time of someone masturbating, for the word "Jack". Thankfully it is only a block, however I am unsure when it will be lifted. (It has been hours)

All this porn on iSketch is dis-heartening :sad:

I have been blocked from Isketch for doing a similar drawing, this time of someone masturbating, for the word "Jack". Thankfully it is only a block, however I am unsure when it will be lifted. (It has been hours)

another true renegade :) fight the power brother

ok i found a video that sums up our plight pretty well

embedding is disabled so just click link :)

Hitler Banned From iSketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_wzbVuu1PY

it's also feckin hilarious, enjoy :)



DEMAND THE FREEDOM OF Dr. Acula TODAY

No wonder you were banned, graphic drawings like that do not deserve a place on iSketch, no matter what the situation.

Nor do they, in my humble view, deserve a 'pride of place' on here.

In addition, why deliberately display pornographic crap in a public room, when there is the facility to open a custom room for the purpose and keep it out of the general public eye? Sheer grandstanding, methinks...as is the instigation of this thread AND the display of such a picture.

Sheer grandstanding, methinks...as is the instigation of this thread AND the display of such a picture.

of course it's sheer grandstanding...the point of this thread is to raise awareness of this completely criminal ban.

seriously we're sitting here bored as hell cos we've been permanently banned for no good reason. i see a lot of replies here saying that we deserved it (and i see where they are coming from, don't get me wrong!) but the point remains that it's clearly one of the best draws ever to be seen on iSketch and we should be reinstated at once with a full apology

there are many examples throughout history of great works of art featuring various renditions of the penis and i feel this example should fall under the same umbrella, as it depicts a particurlary enormous erect penis being gratefully received.
i could perhaps accept the situation for what it is if we were given, say, a day long ban or something more lenient but we got a LIFELONG BAN which can be considered nothing short of pure facism.

now in spite of his/her erratic and misjudged actions in banning us, we are still hoping that he/she will soon realise the error of his/her ways and reinstate us

we are outraged by the wanton douchebaggery we have witnessed from the mods on this game. having played for many years I weep inside and seriously fail to comprehend the management's decision in hiring such douche-bag troglodytes to rule the world with their misplaced satisfaction and unchecked tyranny

Free Dr. Acula!!

viva la resistance

Lol, like this thread is actually going to help your case to be reinstated.

...after winning about 5 times in a row, we came to the not-unfair conclusion that all the players on at the time were complete morons and were unworthy of our continued presence

So winning five times in a row automatically renders everyone else in the room a moron? Perhaps they were not as talented as you at playing the game, but most decent regular players would just decide to leave the room and move on to a different or perhaps a more advanced room to challenge themselves.

so here it is...we were about to quit and leave the aforementioned complete morons to squabble amongst themselves for the title of King Moron when lo-and-behold our turn to draw comes round again...so we thought we'd give these intellectual peasants another hand-out of our exquisite genius before leaving them to wallow in the dirt forever-more.

So just calling them morons before leaving the room wasn't enough then, you actually underestimated the power of their votes and of the admin's boots. Regulars are supposed to know the rules, so you knew you were walking a fine line with that draw. You are the only one responsible for your own actions.

this forced exile should be considered little more than abuse of power, as it has been applied with the base intention of making sure undeserving idiots have the opportunity to pick up undeserving wins.

No, it looks like the admin's actions have echoed the rules of the site to keep it safe for players of all ages. If you actually thought they were undeserving winners, why not stay and prove that you are the best by winning more games? Plus it gets your stats up ;)

Sheer grandstanding, methinks...as is the instigation of this thread AND the display of such a picture.

Pic was removed but link remains.

Dr. Acula, so sorry to see you banned but you had it coming to you. There's several other games you could play. I hear yahoo graffiti is full of 'exiled' players.

mr.dillus, Dr.Acula, or whoever you want to call yourself (or yourselves, as you tend to be using the Royal 'we' in everything you say)...I'm so thrilled, tickled pink, delighted, enthralled, and enraptured that you are having so much fun with this. Of COURSE you know you did wrong...of COURSE you think you believe you should be allowed back...of COURSE you think the admin should be flogged, tarred and feathered.

Enjoy your moment in the spotlight...enjoy your ban.

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I notice many inaccuracies in your posts worth correcting but I shant. Such inaccuracies include 1) you yourself proved your ban was in the right but even showing the image you was banned for which had you read the rules you would know is against them 2) for this reason the ban was not without reason 3) the quality of the drawing does not exucse you or ANYONE from the rules.

So I will say this once and only once, your ban was fair by your own admission and the proof you provided. If you disagree with this take it up with info@isketch.net This is a fan run forum and has no influence over iSketch bans at all. If this thread continues in the manner in which you have continued it you will find it locked and any new threads by you on this same topic locked too.

So I will say this once and only once, your ban was fair by your own admission and the proof you provided. If you disagree with this take it up with info@isketch.net

There seems to be a lack of activity and reluctance to deal with matters with those working at feedback so rob@isketch.net is more direct way of getting a response.

Or better still. iSketch can out-source their feedback team to India for better training

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5716/feedbackteam.jpg

Or better still. iSketch can out-source their feedback team to India for better training



haha that is brilliant, saving that before inevitable forum ban

Don't know why but this video reminded me of iSketch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ

I can totally believe you was banned for your drawing. Perhaps you should use your skills to promote world peace, multi-cultural tolerance and/or help us understand all that is good in the Universe.

Or draw a cock and get banned...

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/5820/draculas.jpg

enjoy it one last time! =D

Oh dear, you really don't learn. I hope you had fun here, while it lasted. Bye bye :)

I would appreciate this thread being closed and images removed...this is a fool who is simply here to grandstand and offend, in my humble opinion. I wonder if his membership can be suspended or something.

Closing thread as I have already warned the thread author about his behaviour once in this thread.