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wild cherry
02-12-2007, 02:38 PM
:eek:Hi all.
Ok we all have friends we love, so what gift could you buy them which would most suit them.??
Id love to see what you lot come up with, ill start with a few mates and a few gifts id love them to have, then if your so inclined you can add your own.
And have a merry christmas one and all. xxxxxx:razz:


KISSKISS, id love to buy you a necklace dedicated to you, i know you like your necklerry lol.
It would be on a solid silver chain, with a ruby encrusted perfect set of red lips.
JEWELS, id love to buy you a car one built to my specifications.
It would be a red aston martin, with gold leather seats, a diamomd studded steering wheel.( may even have a porta loo on board to lol )
CUNNYFUNT, id love to buy you something money cant buy, LOVE.
A good looking man, who will wine you dine you and then,,,,, no i cant say that,but you get my drift lol.
TUPPENCE, id love to buy you the most exspensive holiday known to man, anywhere in the world you want to go but in one of the few 8 star hotels in the world.
Personal butler, top class food and drink ect.
BUNE,id love to pay for the most glitzy wedding this year no holds barred a truly magical day.
ERIC_CARTMAN, i want this gift to be yours because i know you will cherish it.
Your very own football club, where your the manager and you have the cream of british football talent signed up something like CARTMAN FC lol.
SKETCHMCDRAW, id want to buy you something you will laugh at.
A set of handcuffs made of gold with jewels encrusted on them, but with an added bonus, the women of your dreams wearing them lol.
Ok folks ill be back with more best friends and more classy gifts.

Cunny_Funt
02-12-2007, 02:58 PM
/me goes of to write her list

but just wants to say thank you sis, what a lovely thread you have started.

wild cherry
02-12-2007, 03:54 PM
PEANUT, i know you and love you, but i dont really know the inner man so i can only guess what really appeals to you.
So im buying you a blow up doll, shes blonde petite and comes with built in computer, two passtimes in one babe.
BAD_MANNERS, Well hun what can i get for you then, mmmm.
I know your own personal jet, with captain on standby at all times a full flight crew who dont mind your moaning lol, fully stocked bar and good food and inflight films.
This is so you can visit us whenever you have spare time without spending a small fortune. xx
LUMIERE, ok im buying you something magical.
A magic stone that looks so normal yet has major powers, all you have to do is hold it tight and think of anything and it will happen, but its only for good use, as you only do good babe.
Ps can you magic me up a lottery win cheers hun. xx
FENDER, ahh fen now for you im makeing you head of your own internet empire.
Your the new bill gates so go out there and create hun, also im getting you a little extra stocking filler, a magic art book, when you draw in it you end up drawing just like me, lmfao you lucky bugger you.

Saffron
03-12-2007, 12:07 AM
Haha nice thread Cherry

I would get:

Ozzie_Mozzie: a weekend away by herself on an island where Tarzan was there to fulfill every wish :razz:

Shadows: the same plus as much red wine as she wanted :twisted:

Ruthless: the same, plus good health for her father

Dean: the same as ozzie (I'm sure Tarzan won't mind) :eek:

and I would like (from the Hotel Disaster thread):

* Saffron;109482 books one room for herself for the weekend.
Soaks in a long bath (without being interrupted).
Reads the new Dean Koontz book in it's entirety (without being interrupted).
Has all meals cooked especially to her own requirements without having to leave out ingredients that other people don't like - and without actually having to cook it for herself.
Eats every meal without being interrupted to get something for someobody else.
Goes to the toilet (that has actually been flushed) without being interrupted.
Sleeps the whole night through - stretching out luxuriously and having the whole doona to herself.
Wakes in the morning of her own accord without children jumping all over the bed and fighting.
Spends the day lying around doing nothing (without interruption)

and then heads up to the Presidential Suite for the Capt's party

So, essentially the same as the others, but without Tarzan, who must be exhausted by now anyway :rolleyes:

wild cherry
03-12-2007, 05:42 PM
Lol ill send mr cherry, he does a mean tarzan look, bless him.

wild cherry
11-12-2007, 02:33 AM
`I would like to buy sketchmcdraw, a house where he CAN have his cat mcgrubby.
And his very own fully equipt tecno state of the art gym, where he can keep those gorjus pecks of his supreme.:razz:

wild cherry
20-12-2007, 10:04 PM
I want to buy a certain man some kingsize tissues, to wipe his nose as its all brown from being up someones posteria.

Saffron
21-12-2007, 07:51 AM
/me giggles at Cherry.

I would buy you a plane ticket to Belfast that could be re-used as many times as you wanted so you could visit your e-sister whenever you wanted to. And a never-ending packet of tim-tams.

I would buy Rob some registrations for iSketch :rolleyes:

wild cherry
21-12-2007, 10:02 AM
You lot kill me LMFAO.

Sam_I_am
21-12-2007, 12:25 PM
Do these have to be for sketchers?

I bought my little girl a new baby doll for her first airplane ride. And before we leave on Monday she gets to open her new "Lincoln Logs" and some books.

wild cherry
21-12-2007, 12:39 PM
No anyone will do babe.