Yummy

TPBM likes Italian food:)

Yuppers

TPBM makes a pretty mean lasagne

I've actually yet to try, but I most likely can. :razz:


TPBM can make delicious, elaborate meals.

Sure do:) I love cooking!
(You should try my chocolate souffles!) :9

TPBM doesn't follow recipes.

Indeed...make it up as I go...always delicious!

TPBM owns a lot of recipe books

None...
have you seen my pic!?
Do I look like a cook?

TPBM answers and tells if they follow rules/directions on instructions

Hmmm... Depends. Usually go with my own way, adjusting recipes as I go along so things taste better.

TPBM watches food network.

Nope

TPBM has a special place for all the remote controls in the house

I should...always loose them

TPBM makes their bed every morning...egh

*lose

Yup...always make the bed

TPBM LOVES crisp clean sheets

Yep :) Especially cold ones.

TPBM loves cuddling :D

There are so few who don't.


TPBM loves snuggling by an open fire.

Always :)

TPBM loves snuggling on a rainy day:)

Another exceptional moment for snuggling.



TPBM loves quiet time with the one they love as much as any other time.

If I had someone, I would

TPBM doesn't currently have a partner

Currently, no. But, that's the usual result and point of evasiveness. :lol:

I actually didn't mean in it in the "current" sense, just in general.


TPBM isn't in a hurry to date.

i thought we had a thing dagon?:lol::lol::lol:

TPBM is in love with me

baby, you're moving a little too fast for me.

TPBM loves rice

and you babe

/me grabs you to cuddle with

TPBM will cuddle

lol I thought we already established this... but no not with you Arris, sorry babe:P

TPBM likes adventure

With cuddling.

Tpbm loves animals

True

TPBM has an obsession with cuddling

A little, not as bad as Arris though.

TPBM should appreciate cuddling more:)

Indeed - gotta have the right person though

TPBM is not listed on any internet dating sites

Nope. I only date people I know.

TPBM has been on an online dating site.

NOOOOO...only cuddle with people, not computers

TPBM loves someone (Souly, If you answer no I am calling 911)

I love a lot of people <3

TPBM loves a special someone:P

Does it count if they don't know it? :P

TPBM likes Jelly Babies.

So much talk of love and cuddles on the forum, it really is the silly season!

And yes, especially the red ones.

TPBM does not know what pineapple lumps are, and how amazing they are.

False - I do, and they are!

TPBM doesn't understand what RubyRed was talking about though

Uhh... I don't like pineapple. But if I did they sound appetizing!

TPBM has some sort of weird obsession :)

Yeah...You guys know.

TPBM likes arris?

Does anyone?
I feel weird.
What did you put in my pancake!?

lol what?

TPBM is weird.

Somewhat, I presume.

TPBM is normal.

Finally, was waiting for someone to post

YES

TPBM loves weird people

Depends on the context of weird

TPBM is not religious

Not even remotely.


TPBM is religious.

Yep :) All the way, baby.


TPBM has been to church?

Yup

TPBM rarely goes to church

Haven't been to one since I was a child.


TPBM hasn't been to a church in an equally long stretch of time.

Nope, went today for a Christmas Eve service:)

TPBM is waking up super early tomorrow:)

Had to, so I did.


TPBM has sleeping issues.

Sometimes

TPBM is still on Christmas Day

We have two days of Christmas, so yes.. I am.

TPBM is generally easy going.

Pretty much

TPBM has a New Year's resolution all worked out

Foreshore! :D

TPBM got an iPhone for Xmas.

Negative.

TPBM would love a hot, summer Christmas.

Had one!

TPBM is glad Christmas day is all over and done with

Not really.


TPBM isn't eagerly anticipating the new year.

Yup

TPBM has a birthday soon

Eh, sort of. February 3 :)

TPBM had a birthday party last year

nope

TPBM has a birthday party planned for their next birthday

It's a significant one, so I guess I ought to.

TPBM shares their birthday with a sibling.

Nope - but my birth day is has a veritable plethora of famous people with the same date.

TPBM shares their birthday with someone famous

Don't we all? :o

TPBM has been eating wayyyyy too much!

What's that I can't hear you over the sound of my chewing.

TPBM loves long drives

indeed

TPBM loves driving

Sometimes!

TPBM has an Admin as a BFF.

Grrrr sure do.

TPBM is going to get slapped.

Ummm, NO!

TPBM slaps people

Certain people... cough cough** Isnack

TPBM just needs a good friend.

iSnack, are you impersonating me!?

TPBM will kill impersonators

Working on it. honey.

TPBM is dead.

Nope, just pretending to be alive!

TPBM knows what penguin bashing is.

Nope

hah, just thought...wonder what an impersonator thought when they tried my name and got the access denied...

Tpbm hates impersonators

i am apathetic on this matter.
though.. if they get access denied, this means they can't impersonate you? case closed?

TPBM is hitting the slopes tomorrow, high fiiiive

No, they could...just not my exact name

Tpbm saw goose have to edit?

i think you're playing this wrong, you have to say if youre hitting the slopes tomorrow or not, silly!
yea i saw me edit.

tpbm wonders if editing is a problem?

I like that show Early Editing!

TPBM gets away with everything

Most everything.

TPBM doesn't.

just that one time when i stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
you two are too quick for me!

TPBM snores

Nope.

Tpbm likes to kiss once Vs. makeout

I like to kiss ass.

TPBM has a toe cramp

Uhh.. I think I prefer making out.

TPBM prefers kissing once though?

Haha, your behind...

Tpbm likes eyes

love them. And hair.

TPBM is a little tipsy.

Gotta love hair, everywhere.

Not tonight! Too much Xmas liquor.

YOU VIP GUYS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TPBM

TPBM is Andrew Lawson

Nope, and blond is not VIP

Tpbm is not on isk

Dealing with trolls, so yes.

TPBM needs to get on isketch and help :)

I would be glad to be of service, me lady!

TPBM needs some summer lovin', give them a blast!

GREASE!!!!

TPBM loves grease?

not really

TPBM dislikes musicals

Nope

TPBM dslikes iscratch4.0

Extremely.

TPBM dislikes trolls.

Bite their ankles, BB.



TPBM is going to bite a troll's ankles.

Let's all dig in!

TPBM has more friends than a stick can poke at.

My buddy list is almost full, so yeah.

TPBM uses buddy list?

Mines full so yes

TPBM know's I'm going to bite their ankles off.

Are you a Chihuahua?

TPBM knows how to tpbm.

Yup

TPBM is confused by isnack

Arris, the more you resist the more ISnack is aroused. :lol:


TPBM is a Mr. Grumpy Gills.

Oh yes ;) Rawr

Not grumpy gills! But my tummy is, quite hungers!

TPBM is hungrier

I'm quite satiated, thank you.


TPBM is thirsty.

Yeah, I need some water.

TPBM has water.

I'm quite dehydrated, thank you.

TPBM beady little eyes staring at them.

Nope

TPBM wears glasses

No glasses, or contacts. I do own a monocle though - mainly for the aesthetics. x]


TPBM owns a top hat.

Love top hats :)

TPBM owns a Derby day hat

Only when me and my three droogsISnack, Goose, Ruby are up for a bit of the ol' ultra violence...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31nDwZnl-kL._SL500_AA300_.jpg


Actually, no I don't own a derby hat. x]


TPBM has no clue as to what I'm referencing.

Haha, no.

TPBM owns a horse

The building's manager would throw me out if I did. Then, once on the streets, I'd have city ordinance to contend with.


TPBM likes ponies. (I'm not going to name names of those I suspect. >>)

My little ponies! Jk ponies are kinda cute, yeah.

TPBM read that as 'penis'

Can't say I did.

TPBM has a long back.

Uh.. Average, for my age?

TPBM has long legs.

As long as it takes for them to travel from my butt to my feet!

TPBM is taller than 5'6"

No, 5'4.

TPBM is shorter than me?

Yes indeed

TPBM is over 6 feet?

Nope

TPBM has large feet

Yeah...and hands, i don't know why...

TPBM has a big butt...jk...mouth

Mmm, small mouth. I keep secrets, really well. Not answering that other one, creeper. lol

TPBM has big muscles?

Yeah, I feel weird talking about myself...

Tpbm has no muscles.

Everyone has muscles

TPBM has never consciously done exercises to increase their muscle mass

I have, a lot.

TPBM goes to the gym

not now, no

TPBM does exercises at home

Some of them, yes. The rest I do at the gym.

TPBM doesn't care for exercise.

I love exercising.

TPBM participates in a sport.

Not any more...but I did. Am a triathlete and used to play netball at competition level.

TPBM exercises regularly

I do...run, gym, etc.

Tpbm loves going to sports games.

Yep, football's my fav. and soccer.

TPBM has been to some sort of pro game?

Baseball, American football and proper football.

TPBM likes to think they could've gone pro, but knows deep down below that's just a lie.

Actually, I did tease the waters of a professional career in sports... Just the tip of my toe in a shallow puddle of a sampling that is. x] HS Baseball. I was a pitcher - with piss poor control. :lol: The only thing I had going for me was an 83mph split-fingered fastball. Pitching always has been and always will be my favorite aspect of baseball. Love the aesthetics/style , the physics, and the strategic thought process of it.

Good luck convicing me that homeruns are "sexier" than strikeouts...

Btw, Novak, I do like how you've referred to football/soccer/futbol as "proper" football. I mostly just follow the World Cup - can't stand American football at all.


TPBM has displayed "some" talent in diverse/unlikely areas - be it physical and/or mental.

Yup...not going to expand on it though lol

TPBM likes playing darts

You rogue... I do, though I haven't played darts in some time.



TPBM likes playing table hockey.

Yep, occasionally.

TPBM likes ping pong.

I do - though I call it "table tennis."


TPBM enjoys playing table football/foosball/gitoni.

Nope - but I love air hockey!

TPBM likes playing scrabble

Sure. Although mostly in Wordfeud form.

TPBM can wink with both eyes in quick succession.

I can't really wink at all... not without being creepy.

TPBM can roll their eyes backwards.

Nope

TPBM can make their eyeballs quiver

No, sounds like a very interesting thing though...

TPBM loves manicures.

nope

TPBM has never tweezed their eyebrows

I have, and it never gets any less painful.

TPBM has never waxed anything.

I have. It's not really as painful as they say.

TPBM has been to the spa

nope

TPBM has had a therapeutic massage

No, but I've given a few... more or less. x]



TPBM has had the strangest life they've ever known.

There have been strange (and challenging) times...not sure it's the strangest I've known though.

TPBM has aspirations of becoming an author some day

At one point in time, yes.

TPBM wants to be a doctor.

No thanks...I'm into natural medicine

TPBM prefers natural medicine to allopathic medicine

Definitely prefer it, but accepts that allopathy is required for some things.

TPBM has a strange neighbour.

Nope - lucky in that department

TPBM has a very noisy neighbour

Sometimes, usually when they have these little family reunions of sorts - adults and kids pile in and make plenty of noise, plenty of crying too. x]



TPBM is a noisy neighbor.

Don't really know the neighbours... I hope not.

TPBM has a neighbour who's seen more of them than they should.

Nope

TPBM has a very private back yard

Very, very private.

TPBM has a private pond.

I wish.

TPBM has a very large backyard.

Nope. Handkerchief size!

TPBM has a neighbour who can over look their back yard

Live in an apartment building near a well known/regarded university, not exactly a place where they'd want to spare room for the sake of back yards. The grassiest parts in this area are within the university's grounds.


TPBM has a balcony.

Indeed thx!
TPBM talks to him/her self

Sometimes I analyze a problem/situation aloud as well as in thought, but I don't actually "talk" to myself". x]


TPBM doesn't express much, or has trouble expressing themselves.

It depends on what it is and what's likely to result from doing so. My aunt once told me she thought I was a "hard case", which I took to mean that I'm extremely funny because let's face it, it's somewhat true :razz: ...but rather she meant that she couldn't get anything out of me.

TPBM has no problem speaking what's on their mind.

I keep most things to myself.

TPBM prefers the country over the city.

Yes. I miss the country.

TPBM only knows city life.

I know both. I prefer country life though. I like nature. The solitude. I don't need the energy of the city like some people do.

TPBM has a favourite food.

Above all others? Can't say I do.



TPBM has a favorite dessert.

Not really... Though I'll always go for tiramisu if it's an option.

TPBM doesn't have a sweet tooth.

Not as much as I used to! Still pretty sweet though.

TPBM has a dog that thinks it's a cat.

Do you? If so... is that like one of those "like owner, like pet" sort of deals?

I kid, ISnack. :razz:


Can't say I do. I have no pets at the moment.


TPBM has poor table manners.

Nope...can't abide bad table manners!

TPBM knows how to 'silver service'

I have some idea, but not all the details about it.

TPBM has a pet.

oh hell no :P

TPBM prefers to wear black.

Never!

TPBM likes hats

I like hats, but hats don't generally suit me.

TPBM is multitasking.

nope

TPBM prefers to not multitask

Correct.

TPBM wishes for something better.

Sometimes, although always also grateful for what I have.

TPBM knows they have good friends

Aww, yes I do, well most of them anyway :lol: Only kidding, love you all :biggrin:

TPBM has been playing iSketch for over 5 years.

true

TPBM has changed their iSketch name log in name at least once

Once? Nah, not me.

Joke btw. Call it dozens. :rolleyes:

TPBM has been banned/blocked from iS?

Never 0:)

TPBM thinks drunk people are funny.

Generally. If not then they're usually very annoying.

TPBM thinks being drunk is fun.

Up to a point, til you fall down. But also that can be fun?

It doesn't necessarily hurt?

TPBM likes a glass of wine?

Only very occasionally

TPBM rarely drinks alcohol

Correct, I do drink, but only on occasions :)

TPBM has an L in their real name.

True, I do. In my last one. **l**. :biggrin:

Smilies is close. Not kilometres.

TPBM has a nickname, by which they are called?

Yes, I have a few. Deebs, deebee, decibels, debbie, dbizzle... :lol:

TPBM also has nicknames that they'd like to share with us :excited:

I like your debbie one, db :lol:

Soul, Souly, SA and a couple that cannot be mentioned here :lol:

TPBM meditates daily

Meditates? Not officially, no.

Tell us, please?

I've told you I am Android, or at least you guessed I am ;p

TPBM reads their horoscope most days?

Nope, rarely

TPBM knows their Chinese Astrological sign (without googling it! lol)

If you mean by year, then yes, I'm a Tiger :) If not, well no :lol:

TPBM is superstitious.

Nope

TPBM has brown hair

I have, I spose.

TPBM has dyed their hair?

Occasionally

TPBM has straight hair

I guess., yeah

TPBM has got split ends?

nope - not even the album! :lol:

TPBM has at least one of the Adele CD's

The Adele? Lol, never heard of her being called that before.

No, not me. I gave my sis-in-law the Live at the Albert Hall CD/DVD combo at Christmas.

Dunno if she has ever listened to/watched it. Maybe I shall ask her later.

TPBM has set fire to the rain?

NO...the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains - and where I live, it falls on my back yard!

TPBM knows what a 'lazy Suzy' is

Nope TBH. I know what a Lazy Susan is.

Is it similar?

TPBM has gone out with a woman called Susan? :p

Alternatively, TPBM thinks chopsticks are a good idea?

Chopsticks are great...in the right setting

TPBM wears glasses

Yeah, I do to read. Grrr.

One of the signs of getting old I guess?

TPBM has got ink on their skin? A tattoo I mean.

Nope

TPBM has at least one skin piercing, other than on the ears.

Nopes. Not even half of one!

TPBM loves vegetables more than meat.

Depends really what's on offer, but usually I prefer meat :)

TPBM likes musicals.

Have better things to do in life. :p

TPBM prefers office/work life to family life.

Nope

TPBM rides horses (or has done)

Yes, I used to ride horses. And do occasionally.

TPBM has seen a rodeo.

Yes, my brother used to be a champion participant.

TPBM is scared of clowns

How did you know?!!!
The It did it for me.

TPBM has seen The It.
*shudders*

Nope

TPBM Doesn't like scary movies

Used to!

TPBM has a temper problem....

Nope, I'm always happy, or I try to be :fangs:

TPBM is TPAM :wink:

Nope :lol:

TPBM has a mole somewhere on their frace

More likely a beauty mark! =D

TPBM sweats but does not stinks!

True

TPBM has done a triathlon

Gawd, no!

TPBM exercises regularly?

true

TPBM knows how to exercise on a rebounder

Not really

TPBM has ripped abs or used to...... :P:

Not really, no. In a certain light, once upon a time, there might have been evidence of a 6 pack. My sporting and gym days are over. :lol:


TPBM counts their calories?

Hell no...how boring! But I do believe in 'everything in moderation'

TPBM doesn't take added vitamins and minerals supplements

False, I think.

I have been known to take effervescent orange vitamin C when I'm feeling a bit dehydrated.

TPBM tries to take their 5 a day?

http://www.nhs.uk/LiveWell/5ADAY/Pages/5ADAYhome.aspx

Indeed

TPBM loves most vegetables

Love is a strong word I think to use where vegetables are concerned.

I certainly like very much, for instance, cauliflower cheese. And carrot and swede mash. Speaking of mash, mashed potatoes too. Actually potatoes in all their guises. Aren't they versatile?

TPBM is good in the kitchen?

yep...even if I do say so myself :lol:

TPBM has someone do their cooking for them

Please no! I'd much, much rather do my own cooking.

Sometimes it's nice to be cooked for. If it's perfect. More often than not it isn't.

I'd much, much rather cook for myself.

Do I seem a bit OCD?

TPBM would rather Gordon Ramsay cooked you a meal as opposed to Jamie Oliver?

Tough decision. I've heard both of them 'talk dirty' and I don't think I could look either of them in the eye. Though I think I'd have to go for Mr Oliver, he seems like a nice chap.

TPBM prefers cooking to baking.

Indeed I do.

TPBM has a vast collection of cooking/baking books

Vast, no. Delia Smith is one of them. She does a good cook book. So do many others. Mrs Beeton, Nigella etc.

TPBM thinks blokes, on the whole, are much better in the kitchen really? :lol:

There are far more famous male chefs than women :wink:

Not in MY kitchen! :lol:

TPBM knows how to make Eggs Benedict

If I'm to be honest, no.

I know it contains eggs. Actually, I'm just assuming that.

I could Google it of course.

TPBM cracks an egg with one hand when they put it in the pan/bowl/recepticle to which it is received?

Nope

TPBM prefers poached eggs over fried eggs

Hmm. As eggs go, a perfectly poached one is pretty flipping good.

But so are fried egg sandwiches when you are starving and need a quick snack.

Okay, I'll choose the more healthy option, poached.

TPBM has bought Easter eggs already?

Nope...won't be, either. My son has declared a chocolate free zone for when he is home from university at Easter...suits me fine! lol

TPBM prefers barbecue sauce over tomato sauce

oh gosh, stuck between a rock and a hard place.. i'll go with barbecue sauce.

TPBM prefers burgers over hotdogs

Definitely burgers - so much more flavour and just plain goodness!

TPBM likes a little bit of steak and mash with their gravy.

LOL yeah

TPBM prefers barbecued steak over casseroled steak

I love both!
TPBM never had eyebrow threading!

Nope...don't even know what it is (going to google it now though! :lol: )

TPBM doesn't know what eyebrow threading is

Nope, I can guess though.

TPBM is quite good at guessing things?

So True!

TPBM has a strong Status Quo!

Hmm, I'm not averse to change. I'm quite happy at things as they are though atm.

TPBM studied Latin at school?

Indeed I did! (do they still do that?)

TPBM studied French at school

Nope I haven't but Latin and Spanish yes...

TPBM snores ahem*

mmhmm

TPBM has woken up with their own snoring

Lol, not as far as I recall.

TPBM has slept walked?

Nope - but my sister used to

TPBM has tripped over things in the dark before

All the time. The wall gets in the way too.

TPBM has had recurring nightmares

In the past, yes

TPBM has had a broken nose

Nope

TPBM has had stitches

Indeed

TPBM has had anaesthetic

Yes.
TPBM has taken an important decision lately...

I can't say especially TBH.

TPBM has an avatar in their iS profile?

Nope...mine won't stay there! :(

TPBM has more than one avatar they interchange from time to time

Nope. I've had a fair few in my time but none currently.

TPBM has a Noobie dot atm? Shockwave update of course. :disapprove: :unimpressed:

Nope

TPBM makes a pretty mean lasagne

Pretty mean? I know I make a pretty delish one.

Never had any complaints about my cooking yet. :smile:

So yes, that would be.

TPBM makes/has made their own pasta?

(Something I haven't quite done yet. One day I will)

Nope...never made my own pasta from scratch. Too lazy! :lol:

TPBM makes their own pizzas from scratch, including the base

Nopes. (Me too lazy too :lol:)

Why go to all that bother when you can buy them for a quid in the supermarket?

Plus, I generally shop at Asda:

http://your.asda.com/news-and-blogs/asda-pizzas-win-top-supermarket-award-for-third-year-in-a-row

How do you get a job like that, I wonder?

TPBM has sent a meal back in a restaurant, when it's not what they wanted it?

Indeed I have.

TPBM plays the piano

Yes..not a pro thou
TPBM bites his/her nails when nervious/excited...

Not any more...gave up instantly (dunno why!) when I was pregnant. I had bitten my nails as long as I can remember, but stopped instantly and have never done it since.

TPBM likes fancy nail art

Not on fridays.

The person below me likes fridays.