it's like the vending machine game but it's phone related.


i dile 222-667-1594

you say what i get told on the telephone then you tell me the name of the place i called

Like this?

I dial(spelling corrected) 222-667-1594


You dialed Mr T's house and he says "I pity the fool that calls me at my bedtime!"

I dial 323-345-3566...

you get the pizza service. they ask, "what pizza would you like at this time of night?"

i dial 111-111-1111

You hear an answering machine stating "Youve reached God... the number 1 in your life... I will handle your request in my time.... please leave your request after the beep."

I dial 555-777-9999

You get the Society for the Prevention of Even Numbers

I dial 034-792-1275

You get the Messy Numbers company

/me dials 123-456-7890!

A teacher answers and says great now that you can count lets learn the alphabet.

I dial 222-4444-6666

You get someone who answers randomly singing, "hi, this is 2-4-6-8 who do you appreciate? Eeeeeven numbers!" :D LOL!

Argh.. sometimes I reeeeeally embarrass myself :(

I dial 999-9999-9999 (these numbers are all long - American! :P)

A copper answers and asks what the emergency is. I have to explain that my embarrassing sister called the emergency services cos she handles the phone like a baby!

I dial 687-1290-3478

an astronout answers and says "sorry, to get answered inside the spaceship, switch the 2nd and 3rd number.

i dial 124-681-0112

A guy answers and says... Hi.... Who is this?..... Who?.... I cant hear you, hold on, let me turn my tv down. He comes back and says... Hey, guess what... youve reached my answering machine haw haw please leave a message after the beep haw haw .... BEEP!

I dial 323-232-3232

Some weird lady answers, "Wrong number. Please try again."

/me dials $$$-$$$-$$$$ :P

A robotic man says "Please replace the handset and try again.... please replace the handset and try again.... please replace the handset and try again"

/me dials 555-9090-1212

Youve reached the extra number in the phone number company. We are happy to add another number to your phone number also, please have your current phone number ready and associate will be with you shortly......

/me dials 666-666-6660

"Thanks for calling Hell, unfortunately all the Devils are busy on other calls, please hold and a Devil will be with you shortly. Alternatively if you're calling to get rid of a little Devil in your head, press 1, to order a prospectus of possible devilish things to do to your ex, press 2, to commit an instant sin, press 3, to wish someone goes to Hell, press 4, for all other enquiries, press 5, to hear these options again, press star"

/me dials 555-808-8045

"welcome to mars. to visit mercury, change all the 5s to 3s. if you want to have a tv on your phone, call the one less number in the phone number company and tell them you called mars."

i dial ***-***-6774 then i text "9 w,!" as a lie

You receive a text back that states "You have just committed a terroristic action! We know where you are! Dont attempt to escape! Federal agents will be on their way to arrest you! Your phone is being tracked by satellite. This is a recording."

/me dials 000-000-0000

"welcome to the zero lover's line. did you call accidently or do you love zeros?"

i dial 111-222-3334

a school drop out answers and asks "do you want fries with that?"

/me dials 020 8183 7470 cos she's in the UK! :p

* Capt_Sparrow can now join the game cos UK has been dialled xD

"Hold on a minute, the phone's ringing..."

*Capt_Sparrow dials 0845 357 159

you call a company offering life insurance.. great! they're no longer just on the tv now!

/me dials 0800 13 16 24

you hear a medley of all of mozart's symphonies while you are on hold until finally a voice says, "...and you thought this was freefone..."

* Capt_Sparrow dials 123

you hear a medley of all of mozart's symphonies while you are on hold until finally a voice says, "...and you thought this was freefone..."
if I had a PENNY for every time I've had to listen to mozart I could have retired in college! btw, nice going, you jacked my idea hehe

a man says "sorry. the number has not been recognised." the line goes dead unexpectedly.

/me dials 118 118 :razz:

"Welcome to the one less line on your phone number company! OLLOYPNC for short. press on to lose a line. press two to lose two lines. press 3 for a phone where you don't have to dial."

I dial 123-456-7890

A teacher answers and says great now that you can count lets learn the alphabet.


And after learning the alpahabet, we will have art lessons, where you can create your entry for
http://www.isketchforum.net/2008-easter-drawing-t2210.html?p=117532#post117532 (http://www.isketchforum.net/2008-easter-drawing-t2210.html?p=117532#post117532)

I dial 07-982-28970

You hear Saffrons answering machine: "You have reached the Unofficial iSketch Easter Drawing Competition line, unfortunately you have called too late because the competition is now closed. Please, dont forget to cast your vote once the entries have been put up. Thank you for your participation! If you have any further questions please refer your questions to this thread...

http://www.isketchforum.net/2008-easter-drawing-t2210.html




/me dials 777-777-7770

you get mr. seven and mrs. zero saying: "my wife is afraid of me, why doctor?"

/me thinks she mustve dialed the wrong number and dials 077-777-7777

/me 's wife answers, then beats him over the head for giving out his number on message boards

/me dials 0845 600 0310

You hear my voice answer, "Hello?" and then there's a five-second pause. "Just kidding; I'm not really here! This is just my answering machine. Leave your name and number at the beep, and I'll get back to you!" Another pause. "Beep."

(You thought I really answered the phone, didn't you? Ha! Sucker!)

/me dials 9-1-1

"Hello if your emergency is not important, please dial your local police station regarding your inquiry. Otherwise, please stay on the line... due to high call volumes your hold time may exceed 10 minutes. Thank you."

/me dials Transylvania 6-5000

... the Transylvanian Bloodbank answers.

Valley dials 1800-IM-HOME-ALONE-AND-IM-BORED ...

A meteor randomly falls onto your house and your friend pops out of it.

I dial 111-111-11111111111111111111111111111111119

"Youve reached a band of criminals... we have your location and will be ransacking your house shortly. Please do not attempt to dial the last three numbers of our number backwards as this will just serve to piss us off, and trust me... you dont want to see us pissed off!" :click:

/me dials 1-800-###-****

... joke removed ...

Sorry to ruin the game for a min,, but wow. Well my view on you has changed... that post is very much not politically correct and is ever so stereotyping, couldn't you find something less racist to say? hmm anyway carry on with the game.. just that post was a bit out of order...

Geeze build ya bridge it was a joke ... sheesh

Funny? .. Nay.
Was there any need for you to post it in huge red letters? .. Very subtle.

Geeze build ya bridge it was a joke ... sheesh

Racism should never be classed as a joke. Your post was rude and very offensive, and says a lot about you as a person. Stereotyping "Pakistan" as a country of people who are excited about suicide bombing is just disgusting. In no way is that a joke. The actions of a "group" should never turn into a stereotype of that race.

Yes, it was a joke, but on this forum we don't post "Jokes that may offend peoples race or religion."

For everyone's benefit here's a link to the rules page (http://www.isketchforum.net/faq.php?faq=vb_board_usage#faq_humouranddebate)

On with the game....

/me dials 1-800-555-0000

Oh? Did something happen up there ^^
Carrying on.....

"I LOVE ISKETCH!! IT ROCKS!!!!! I LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE LALALALA ISKETCH WOW LOVE YOU BABY I LOVE YOU LOVE YOU HI IM CRAZY"
*hangs up*

Wow terrible phone call ^^

/me dials 0-0-0-0-0-0-0

A robot voice pops on and says, "Do you feel like your life is going great and nothing could be better right now? Do you feel complete? Here at the Zero Institute, we will work hard to make your life a living hell and make you feel like you are worth nothing. We will make you get down on your knees and beg to leave within the first half hour... GUARANTEED! Shame and chastisement is only one button push away. To confirm you would like a 30 day confinement, PRESS ZERO NOW!...... WELL? What are you waiting for? Beds are filling fast. PRESS ZERO NOW!.....



/me dials 323-232-3232