Thread for funny things that have happened.

Nerdy's brand spanking new, hand picked avatar... ROFL

And don't worry, there's all sorts of random something, but not funnyness, so this is it.

I was less imporant, but because I was lower down the scale, I represented more people, and had more of a say.
It was actually a really really good way to teach it.

Edit: Oops, I thought changing the title would just change the small heading at the top of the message. Didn't realise I could retitle the whole thread.
/me chuckles at tasha's edit
I enjoyed reading that, actually. I thought it was a smart way of getting a point across - as the teacher to the pupils. :biggrin:

Nerdy's brand spanking new, hand picked avatar... ROFL
LOL!! Oooh, 2.0. I only just saw what you did! You're eeeevil! Rofl.
Thank you for making me laugh.. *ahem* despite the evil side of it :P
That is a really creepy avatar.. :eek: Were't there any hot nerds lurking around? ;)

Someone (you know who you are... :twisted:) has been spamming me in PM. Literally. Spam...

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/Facey_album/spam-1.jpg
And...
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/Facey_album/spam1.jpg

It had me laughing (along with the personal messags) <3
/me spams this thread.

:eek: Oh dear oh dear. Someone spamming in pm of all places. That person should be banished!

Someone (you know who you are... :twisted:) has been spamming me in PM. Literally. Spam...

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/Facey_album/spam-1.jpg
And...
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/Facey_album/spam1.jpg

It had me laughing (along with the personal messags) <3
* MsNerdinator;80660 spams this thread.

I DONT LIKE SPAHM!!!!
:razz:

RF: screaming at freshmen ^_^

RF: doing an all nighter and looking forward to it. why am I finding that funny/exciting?

hmm, maybe this was more for random confusion. Confusion as to why I'm looking forward to staying up all night after I went to bed at 3am last night and then woke up at about 7am :rolleyes:

lol, I'm terrible at scrabble, but it has been years since I've played.

My 3 year old niece watched Night At The Museum with us (a few times now). Apprently she went home and asked her father, "Do you know who the president is?". He was confused, "President? Which president?". She replied "The president of the United States of America. Do you know who it is?". He said "who is it?". lol.. my niece replied, "It's Teddy" (as in president Theodore Roosevelt. They call him 'Teddy' in the film). I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this.

Then her parents had to explain to her that he was a president that died many, many years ago, and that they have a new president now - Bush. Her response? "But he's alive. I saw him on the TV! He isn't dead."

Muahahahaha!! Cuuuuute!

Funny things people say

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Today in the supermarket I heard 2 little girls talking and one said to the other, "Why doesn't your Mum like your Dad anymore?"

The other one replied "Cos they got married"

It made me giggle and thought it would be funny to hear some of the things you all have heard people say that made you laugh.

My manager is called Kevin. He's the son of the company owner David. Kevin works for us, but lives in New York. We don't like this...

My team-mate Clare tries to get hold of Kevin so David can speak to him.

Clare wanders over and announces "David, you can get rid of Kevin....er....I mean, get hold of Kevin now."

Um.. did you hear that the London 2012 olympics logo has been unveiled...? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/olympics_2012/6718243.stm)

And I'm putting this in random funnyness, because as someone who is kind of specialising in logo designs, that had me chuckling. I'm not sure if I should be taking them seriously. God knows how many thousands that took to create.

I've seen sooo many design logos by professionals, but this one is just confusing me so much that part of me is believing that it's April Fools or something :P I'm not normally one to criticise someone's work - to the extent of laughter, anyway. If this was a logo done by a non professional and for something not as "important" as the Olympics, I'd be cool with it. But 1. It's for the olympics. And 2.. I can imagine the costs into designing this were sky high...

That's the best they could come up with? Seriously? :S Maybe if I look at it long enough, it will grow on me. Like moss. lol.

Um.. did you hear that the London 2012 olympics logo has been unveiled...? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/olympics_2012/6718243.stm)

And I'm putting this in random funnyness, because as someone who is kind of specialising in logo designs, that had me chuckling. I'm not sure if I should be taking them seriously. God knows how many thousands that took to create.

I've seen sooo many design logos by professionals, but this one is just confusing me so much that part of me is believing that it's April Fools or something :P I'm not normally one to criticise someone's work - to the extent of laughter, anyway. If this was a logo done by a non professional and for something not as "important" as the Olympics, I'd be cool with it. But 1. It's for the olympics. And 2.. I can imagine the costs into designing this were sky high...

That's the best they could come up with? Seriously? :S Maybe if I look at it long enough, it will grow on me. Like moss. lol.

The discussion about this RF was spun off here http://www.isketchforum.net/2012-olympic-logo-t1671.html

Well, technically this has nothing to do with me.. but I sure laughed my ass off watching it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxNiOK_-hrs

Was in the gents at work putting in my contact lenses and chatting to my mate who was at the urinal. A driver walks in joining in the conversation whilst proceding to enter a cubicle and go 'number two'.
It was graphic yet funny. And disturbing.
I didn't hang around.

RF: Typing 'handburger' instead of 'hamburger'.

There are a lot funny guesses, and I normally just typo, but that was more of a dodgy brain moment. lol. I'm not sure how I did that, but it had me laughing for ages. Why do people always spot your typoes?! :P :embarrassed:

/flirt Flamebee :biggrin:

Another silly guess when I drew FireFly!!!! It looked nothing like a bee!

RF: people not knowing what a greggs pie is maha, made me chuckle like something that chuckles

er.. what's a greggs pie?

RF: people think i'm nuts right now, but i've been having a lot of fun with anagrams. not the room, just anagrams in general.

my English teacher has this poster next to the door that says "Listen and Silent are spelled with the same letters." i was really bored, and i was like, "hmm... so is 'tinsel.' "

then it says "Language Arts" above the whiteboard...
arts
star
tars
rats
tsar

and in Band, it says "Music Time" at the side wall..
time
emit
item
mite

then my dad was talking about how for this game at this Corporate Challenge (where like.. two hundred companies come together and compete just for fun) there was this anagram thing, and the word was supposed to be "saint" ..
saint
satin
stain.


i'm such a dork.

lol, you're a dork?
I just sent someone a PM to answer a question, and it was all in the form of a poem, because my head is stuck in Rhyme Time! (http://www.isketchforum.net/rhyme-time-t1283.html?p=85913#post85913) I need to get out more.

Oh, and gracie..Greggs (http://www.greggs.co.uk/customer_care/our_products/)

*someone* put pineapple in the fruit salad knowing that I'm allergic.
I said, "my stongues tinging" instead of, 'my tongue's stinging'. By mistake. loool. Hmm, this is probably why no one ever understands me. :razz:

i found MORE anagrams.
listen
silent
tinsel
enlist


and there were more. xD
i gotta look for my planner, i wrote them there.

EDIT: OH YEAH. INLETS!

*someone* put pineapple in the fruit salad knowing that I'm allergic.
What did you do to upset Pickles this time?! :twisted:

My other half made me laugh out loud in Tesco's earlier when he phoned me and asked me to get him some "of that HRT milk"!! /me giggles

RF: people not knowing what a greggs pie is maha, made me chuckle like something that chuckles

I was one of the people who didnt know what a gregs pie was !!:embarrassed:

RF me rofling at the thought of flying over there just to buy a Gregs pie and throwing it at Katie,Lemonyyyy while she's got her mouth open chuckling:twisted:

Here's a little face to bear in mind the next time you encounter a drama king/queen..

It's the... DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK!!! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764124)

RF: Playing in a room with 3 Admins (yes 3 - they are just like cops - never one around when you need one - but a million of them when you don't) and everyone having a good time. Muppet 1 comes in - starts gobbing off - votes to skip me for no apparent reason - ends up getting booted for repeated vote abuse.

Muppet 2 comes in with similar antics. Attempts to boot one of the Admins - obviously unsuccessfully and ends up out in the lobby with no more voting privileges.

I was one of the people who didnt know what a gregs pie was !!:embarrassed:

RF me rofling at the thought of flying over there just to buy a Gregs pie and throwing it at Katie,Lemonyyyy while she's got her mouth open chuckling:twisted:

that just plain cruel.

RF: the amount of pie talk that came from that one tiny little pie phrase in the 'TPBM' thread. *scof*

Charlie met his new girlfriend. She is tiny, half his size - they met on the stairs. He's been so desparate to meet the love of his life, and he finally did... and she bit him on the tail! lol!! He was so scared, bless him.

Young love really does hurt :P

ROFL!!!! :biggrin:

WHen we had our cat, she used to pine for the cat downstairs too and he used to try and jump up onto our balcony from down below. Twas ever so funny.

Poor Charlie tho, getting bitten on the tail! lmao :biggrin:

Charlie met his new girlfriend. She is tiny, half his size - they met on the stairs. He's been so desparate to meet the love of his life, and he finally did... and she bit him on the tail! lol!! He was so scared, bless him.

LOL! That's hilarious. Wow, she's a fast one.. :razz:
What next? ;) Heh..

RF: the look on my teachers face when i turned up on time for a lesson, *scof*

RF: (Bit long - but cute ;)! )
Song came on the radio - That crazy one - Grace Kelly by Mika - while I was driving my little sister (who's 9) to gymnastics. We're sitting there and I'm enjoying the song - and she says to me after the chorus. "This man is stupid. You just CAN'T be that many things at once!!!"
I giggled :) Little kids can be soo cute... and yet sooo annoying. *Sigh*

:smile:

RF: watching TV when I was about to fall asleep and a skittle commercial pops up with a sinigng rabbit. Had quite the laugh and then wasn't ready to sleep. :)

Good grief.

Convo in ISketch

Person: 'Hi Vik'
Me: 'Hi, do I know you?
Person: 'I don't think so. Do you want to.. you know?
Me: 'No thank you very much! And if I ever wanted to 'you know' I have my partner right here!!'
*slight pause*
Person: 'Oh, I understand. You can't talk right now, it's ok'
Me: No, no, I just mean I don't need someone to 'you know' with!'
Person: 'Sure, I get it ;) ;)'
Me: 'I'm not convinced you do..'
Person: ';) ;)'
*Vik has left the game

lol! Take a hint?

ROFL!! I'm glad you posted this :razz:
So funny that they totally misread you and said they understood at the same time :P lol.

So Vik.. asl? msn? ;)

Eww, double post.
Not sure why, but I found this article (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20070710/tuk-burping-cows-harming-environment-dba1618.html) highly amusing.

/me moo's and lets out a huge burp.

A little advice lol

When shopping for a pair of white linen trousers,its really not a good idea to have on red underwear , it spoils the look .
/me goes in search of some white draws

My RF for today...Purdy's reaction when I pinched her prize posession :twisted: Even funnier, AJ was nearly falling of her chair laughing at it too :razz: LOL! :biggrin:

RF:
Sorry, that was pretty funny :razz:


You turned my random happiness into your random funnyness? :o

My RF for today...Purdy's reaction when I pinched her prize posession :twisted: Even funnier, AJ was nearly falling of her chair laughing at it too :razz: LOL!

You turned my random complaint into your random funnyness? :o

Meanies.. :sad: lol.
Good thing I adore you both.. *cough* :P

Some People Are Like Slinkies. Not Really Good For Anything But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When You Push Them Down The Stairs

This made me laugh for a looooooooooooooooong time (little miss jocelin style)
(Names removed because I'm nice)
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/Facey_album/ItwasAJ.jpg

Omg, why is everyone picking on me today? :cry: I know I like volcanoes, but I don't want to be dangled over one :(

/me seeks revenge :twisted:

/me hugs Purdy Nerdy
We lubs ya hun xxxxx If it makes you feel any better, I'd dangle TF over it...
Bring on the revenge :twisted:

My random Funnyness for today...is today!! :biggrin:

I've a stitch I've laughed so hard today XD

RF: ^^^^ haha!

RF2: This forum, oh dear! :P

RF: Facey double posting within 24 hours. Hahahahhaaa.. :twisted: :razz:

Laughing hard with all my friends :) And AT Facey. ;)

Loves you guys.

/me grumbles. it was only about 6 hours out. :P
/me tries not to spam
RF: Nerdy 'fake sobbing' :biggrin:

Viewing ppl's comments in (game) "Aski High scores". xDDD!!!!!!!

I was queuing up in the baker's today after work, with my rucksack between my feet when I quite distinctly heard the sound 'baaaaaaaaaa'. This happened a few times, and the rest of the customers were starting to look around, out of the window etc, trying to spot a stray sheep or goat.

It was a few minutes until I realised the noise was coming from Lily the lamb (hand puppet extraordinare who baas when you press her mouth) which I use for my lessons, and who was in my bag, apparently being pressed! Thank goodness, no-one else seemed to notice the noise was coming from me :P

/me baa's at Vik
Okay, this isn't really funny, but I'm still finding it amusing :P
When I called Peter's house last night and spoke to his sister, she asked who was calling, and I replied, "MsNerdinator". You'd be surprised how hard it is to say that without laughing :P

LOL babybabes' new avatar, nice blue face chick :biggrin:

http://i16.tinypic.com/5xj4114.gif

It was a few minutes until I realised the noise was coming from Lily the lamb (hand puppet extraordinare who baas when you press her mouth) which I use for my lessons, and who was in my bag, apparently being pressed! Thank goodness, no-one else seemed to notice the noise was coming from me :P

RF: Thinking of scenarios where a sheep puppet that makes authentic noices would be required for 'teaching'... :eek:

RF: Thinking of scenarios where a sheep puppet that makes authentic noices would be required for 'teaching'... :eek:

When teaching the welsh...

RF: The thought of Vik teaching the welsh erm... ya know *winks*
/me quickly legs it

Lol @ Squang

RF: Ches in Random complaints, hehe, it cracked me up and I actually LOL'd :embarrassed: think my laugh made nerdy jump a bit too and she's busy *looks over her shoulder* chatting to someone on iChat or whatever rubbish it is that Macs have.
Hehe, thanks for making me laugh, I so needed that :D

Which particular RC? I must say I'm on form today... :P

Which particular RC? I must say I'm on form today... :P

Don't you mean on 'forum'? lol

Stop throwing fruit at me! :razz:

Which particular RC? I must say I'm on form today... :P

Well it all starts from your complaint about grass not being blue and then Fender's RC being that you weren't random enough. Your drawing was hilarious though, a good form of spam too might I add :razz:

Oops, now I'm spamming, need a random funnyness... I have complaints but I'm not in the mood to think about them.. still need a funnyness...
/me looks at Nerdy....
Ha! That was a funny sight! Oh dear, now she's laughing about something...

Real RF: Nerdy's goofy laugh :eek:

Oi! It was iChat, not rubbish. And I was talking to my lovey dovey friend :P

And I don't have a goofy laugh! :'(

RF: The Random Funnyness thread, lol. :razz:

Eh, I was the last poster! You boring lot :(

RF: Telling AJ that she had a spider on her back (because Fy_Nyte told me too. Yes, we'll blame him :P). She screeched at first like a little girl and then screamed at the top of her lungs. Hehe

And the windows were open, so I'm thinking that the neighbours are going to think I've killed her... :razz:

/me hugs Fy
We're evil, lol.

i came across this website (http://www.moillusions.com/2007/06/hidden-tiger-illusion.html) on optical illusions.

The name of this picture is called, "The Hidden Tiger".

some might spot it right away, some might not. i stared at the picture for some time, until i finally find it... i was like... duh.. LOL???!!!!??!

I read the comments and imagine other people scratching their heads staring at it and can't find where it is. XD!!!!! lol.

I saw it after a little while. :biggrin: Nice link, ICHI,

RF: Someone drew the word 'breathe', and it was my go straight after and I got the word 'breath' to draw! How often does that happen?! LOL. A player still guessed 'breathe' from the previous draw and got my drawing before I could draw. I rushed it and it went all funky weird, so I tried to take a screenshot of it, but I hit backspace instead, lol.

Okay, not really funny. But it made me laugh hard. XD

i came across this website (http://www.moillusions.com/2007/06/hidden-tiger-illusion.html) on optical illusions.

The name of this picture is called, "The Hidden Tiger".

some might spot it right away, some might not. i stared at the picture for some time, until i finally find it... i was like... duh.. LOL???!!!!??!



ok I can see the tiger at the front, but cannot see the hidden one, or is there only the one ? but i can see an elephant can anyone else ?

can someone who can see both tigers please post under spoilers on here or pm where it is, thankyou.

ok I can see the tiger at the front, but cannot see the hidden one, or is there only the one ? but i can see an elephant can anyone else ?

can someone who can see both tigers please post under spoilers on here or pm where it is, thankyou.

bwhahahahah!!!! xD!!! lol @ elephant!
the picture is a pretty smart joke, i misinterpret the "real" hidden tiger at first, until i finally find out after staring it for some time.

read through those comments in the webpage and u'll find out. ;]

Hah that took me aggges to find! :embarrassed:

the clues people give are just not helpful in th slightest.

Oh that was good! I saw it just when I was about to give it up as a waste of time :P

but i can see an elephant can anyone else ?


bwhahahahah!!!! xD!!! lol @ elephant!

Are we looking at the same pic ? click here this is what I'm seeing (http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/615/eleou3.jpg):razz:

Lmao Jewels, cute elephant, but erm.... no. :P
I looked at this the other day and couldn't see it, so I asked nerdy to take a look cos she has crazy eyes and can do weird tricks and that somehow makes her really good at optical illusions. She's a freak, I know, but the zoo still won't take her :sad: Anyway, she pointed out a tiger's head to me, but I laughed and called her an idiot.. guess what?

She was right! :embarrassed: but, shhh, don't let her know I said that, her head might get bigger! :o
Btw, I just woke up today and thought 'what if I take my glasses off?'
/me is as blind as a bat without her glasses...
And I saw it straight away! :embarrassed:
I guess it helps if the image is blurred a bit... okay, a lot! :rolleyes:
I'm really embarrassed because even though I don't have freaky eyes like nerdy, I'm usually always first to spot an optical illusion and I'm pretty sure I've done this one before! =/

Edit: Jewels: yes, it's the right pic, just lose the elephant, you really need to ;)

lmao! The elephant can stay, it doesn't obscure the hidden tiger :P:P

Oh you are going to kick yourself Jewels!!

/me gives herself a hugh clap.

FOUND IT

That was really good, what a clever pic.

Anyway, she pointed out a tiger's head to me, but I laughed and called her an idiot.. guess what?

She was right!

Edit: Jewels: yes, it's the right pic, just lose the elephant, you really need to ;)

AJ, if u are talking about that "hidden tiger" in the bushes, u are wrong. i also thought it was the "real" hidden tiger at first, but... take some time and look at that picture again... u'll find out... ;]

/grins.

AJ, if u are talking about that "hidden tiger" in the bushes, u are wrong. i also thought it was the "real" hidden tiger at first, but... take some time and look at that picture again... u'll find out... ;]
No, no, nooooo!! I saw 'The Hidden Tiger' ages ago, is that really what they meant??
Oh noes, what a wally lol! There I was thinking something else!
Oh yeah, Nerdy, that means I WIN! :razz: <---- *glares at a certain forum member* :rolleyes:

LOL... /flirt semantics

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20070719.wbrain0719/BNStory/Science/home

No jokes about Civil Servants, please, I used to be one.

Poor guy, but really, I had to laugh....

LOL Vik...

My RF is something I took a pic of today... while on a VERY long walk with my best mate and her kids.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8082/wildcherry1bx9.jpg

Yes ok you may laugh lol, but it means what it says beware of the wild cherry, she may just be poisionous or she may bite you.:twisted::twisted::eek:

No, no, nooooo!! I saw 'The Hidden Tiger' ages ago, is that really what they meant??
Cheers, found it :D
(I should thank nerdy for that too, she said pretty much the same thing but i didnt get it at that time)



I was going to kill you if a tiger's face jumped out at me :eek:


Haha, it's so obvious once you've seen it!

The other optical illusions on that site are cool as well -there are stacks of them.

RF: Loads of people have viewed this post (http://www.isketchforum.net/showpost.php?p=96845&postcount=2434) but none have replied! yet :smile:
/me chuckles

RF: This quote from JASR in another thread was just too funny:

eg Nerdy is marrying a madman apparently, (congrats btw :biggrin:). The poor man, labelled a madman in front of 100's. heh
Aside: Where did she meet this madman? How has she kept the knowledge of her 24/7 addiction of iSketch away from this man...infact HOW the hell has she managed to a) meet a man, b) find out he's mad, c) have a snog, d) get engaged, e) plan a wedding...in her zero hours of time away from iSketch? DopplegangerNerdys? Time machines? :razz:

Seriously.. still laughing :razz:

/me chuckles
And AJ is my witness. lol. :embarrassed:

Haha! Brilliant!
What thread is that from?

Haha! Brilliant!
What thread is that from?

From the 'imposter/name confusion' thread. The actual full post is here (http://www.isketchforum.net/showpost.php?p=97245&postcount=109). JASR is too funny XD

Why I'm giggling at his jokes against me is beyond me :twisted: :razz:

RF: We all know Nerdy sucks at drawing animals, but this one was too funny. Someone guessed 'teapot' and 'spout' I laughed so hard I was crying.
Nerdy says the bad animal drawings must run in the family.
We stared at the alleged horse and tried to see why someone thought it was a teapot, we still can't see it :eek:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z61/ajuk7/Horse.jpg (http://www.isketchforum.net/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z61/ajuk7/Horse.jpg%5B/IMG%5D)

RF: This quote from JASR in another thread was just too funny
Is he referring to me calling him a madman? 'cos, for the record, I said that because he's a madman for taking you on hun :twisted: I'm sure he's perfectly sane in every other situation!

RF: We all know Nerdy sucks at drawing animals, but this one was too funny. Someone guessed 'teapot' and 'spout' I laughed so hard I was crying.
Nerdy says the bad animal drawings must run in the family.
We stared at the alleged horse and tried to see why someone thought it was a teapot, we still can't see it :eek:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z61/ajuk7/Horse.jpg (http://www.isketchforum.net/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z61/ajuk7/Horse.jpg%5B/IMG%5D)

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! u screen shot it??!!!!?!??!!?!?!?!! so is this y u left just now? o.o nerdy drew that? o.o

*ICHI chuckles.

lovi is still there waiting for ya girl!!!!! :twisted:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! u screen shot it??!!!!?!??!!?!?!?!! so is this y u left just now? o.o nerdy drew that? o.o

*ICHI chuckles.

lovi is still there waiting for ya girl!!!!! :twisted:
I drew it lol:P
Was so stupid, I had to take the micky, nerdy was laughing too (at me, not really with me)
And oops, I went afk for a while and totally forgot about iSketch hehe... :embarrassed:
Sorry loviiiiiii :embarrassed:

Pfft, no one's had any funny moments since I last posted, whatever happened to having fun, eh?

RF: Numpties. They're so stupid they make me laugh :razz:
Maybe this should have gone to RH, I dunno, same diff :)

RF: Alphaspaghettical word association story-telling!

xD

Pfft, nothing funny happened for 24 hours?

Honestly :P

RF: Listening to music.. singing along.. and then a mind blank of what the
words are. "And I see through the.." The what? I was so close to filling in the blank with sandwich. I couldn't think of anything else it could possibly be.

And then I heard it. Oh yeah, it's 'sadness.'
I knew thaat.
Shh, it was funny. You had to be there :P

LOL, I've had a very good laugh this morning with someone on MSN. She has her emotes set up with alot of words and in place of a perfectly normal word, a stickman 'thrusting' appears from nowhere! Very funny :biggrin:

/me blushes
And i have fixed that emote

RF: HotPinkBunny having the high score in Smack the Rabbit.
That just seems ....wrong....somehow.

Rf MY son jumping on me this morning with his doctors kit asking to hit me with his hammer thing on my shoulder while pointing to my elbow,hahhahaha

LOL @ this (http://www.isketchforum.net/showpost.php?p=101507&postcount=147) post. mmuhahhahaha! xD

i'm so easily amused. xD

My sis showed me this (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/14924370.html) and I couldn't help but to laugh.

Not to be rude or anything (since that is a hard question) but what the heck was she babbling about?! What I got out of it was "Some Americans don't have maps, but our education can help out South Africa, Iraq, and the Asian countries." Brilliant.

Heh trying to sound all caring and helpful and ending up sounding dumb :rolleyes:

Heh, thanks for posting that, Deadpan. It was funny, bless her.
I think I was more concerned that one 5th of American's can't locate their own country on a map :eek:

Under that video is this comment:
Rhianna's explanation of why she loves Britan: "I love Britain, especially London because you can get great West Indian food. The fans are great here, they're incredibly loyal." She should've stopped right there. She went on to say, "It's like being in Europe, but everyone speaks English."

Hehe, XD I heard it's a very common thing to think Britan is not part of Europe :eek:

ahaha..

RF: I just changed Mr. Vik's incoming msn message tone to the 24 ring tone noise which he really hates... hahaha.. :)

Oooh, I'm evil Vik today.

EDIT: I think I'll msn him the instructions of how to do it bit by bit later on when he comes home and finds it...

Trouble is with this little prank is it's gonna drive me up the wall too :P Oh well, it'll be worth it for seeing his reaction!

lol! Meanie! :razz:

RF: Buying something online last week. AJ IM'ing me today saying that she likes "something". She shows me the link, and it's something I've bought. "I want to buy this", she said. I replied, "I bought this already.. I'm just waiting for it to come"...

Yeah, you can imagine what her reaction was. Hahahahahaaa. XD

Silly mare... I got it anyway and FYI you copied me *cough*

RF: Study room window is open and nerdy finds it cold as usual (:rolleyes:) so she tells me to "turn it off" I told you she was stupid :razz:

You poohead! :cry: lol.
I just wasn't thinking properly when I said it.. I knew I said it all wrong when it came out :P *sulks for sounding like a dunce monkey*

AJ sleep talks!
So there!

:razz:

Fine, you wanna play the embarrassing games, bring it on!

RF: nerdy used to get fluff from her blanket when she was little and she used to put it under her nose! :twisted:

:O Oh my God! You little... :twisted:

Pfft, I was just a Hitler wannabe. Kidding!
It was my comfort blanket! I was a shy kid! :cry: :cry:

Fine!

AJ had a thing for stroking mens' legs when she was little. hahahahaha! AND when they were wearing shorts! HA! :P

RF: The above posts.
RF2: AJ 'n Nerday Play-fighting :D

Damnit nerdy! I really don't remember that so I'm gonna continue denying it. All the blokes are gonna think I'm a pervert :eek: :embarrassed:

RF: When nerdy was little she'd ride her bike up and down the street and there was this policeman that she always saw and one day she asked him if she could wear his hat! He let her wear it too

/me pictures a little nerdy riding on a red bike wearing a policeman's hat! :razz:

Lol.. and it was one of those big old policemen hats :embarrassed:
He knew me by name. Heh. FYI, he knew my name because I used to see him all the time, NOT because I had a criminal record at the age of 5. lol XD
Good times! :D

/me will not tell any more stories about AJ out of fear that she has many more than I can think of! :eek:

* MsNerdinator;103846 will not tell any more stories about AJ out of fear that she has many more than I can think of! :eek:
You mean like the time you went running into a tree in primary school? :razz:

Grr.. you moose! :embarrassed: I was 6! I was 6 years old!!!! 6!! And.. I didn't see the tree! It came out of no where! :embarrassed: :razz:

/me snickers
Dang it, my stomach is hurting from laughter XD

RF: Someone gave me a rep point for AJ's post about stroking mens' legs. Hahahahahaa! :D

/me laughs some more!

RF: Someone gave me a rep point for AJ's post about stroking mens' legs. Hahahahahaa! :D

* MsNerdinator;103850 laughs some more!
Alright, 'fess up, which one of you meanie forumites did that, eh?
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z61/ajuk7/spamkill.gif

Spam? What spam?

RF: The above posts!

RF: There was a fire drill today, and we were lined up by some yr7s. The two people I was standing behind are reallyyy tall. Following conversation:

Yr7: Are you in year 11?
Yr11: Nooo, we're year 8s.
Yr7: ..... No you're not.
Yr11: No, of course not. Yes, we're year 11s. Do you look up to us?
Yr7: Of course we look up to you, we're midgets!!!!!


/me laughs :razz:



(they actually are all midgets. I'm sure some of them are only 8 or 9 :rolleyes:)

RF: Please forgive me for this, tasha. But.. I just had to.. :razz:
Reading this (http://www.isketchforum.net/showpost.php?p=103976&postcount=121) and then reading this (http://www.isketchforum.net/showpost.php?p=103979&postcount=1276) straight after that. XD

It just made me giggle, 'cause I found it hilariously cute. Err... :razz:

/me is wondering if she has to hide away from tasha now :razz:

Why's that funnyyyyyyyyy?
It's going to be an okay year apart from that!
Anyway, that's only an issue in June, not until then :P

RandomWeirdnessMoreThanFunnyness: ... nerdy has a weird sense of humour :rolleyes: XD

RF: Was just on my way home from tesco driving home with my sister and a huge spider with a fat body and fat legs out of nowhere jumps on the windscreen. My sister and I are both terrified of spiders so we just sat there and screamed like crazy and the spider dropped to the bottom of the windscreen then we continued driving.

Then I notice the spider crawling back up the windscreen and I started screaming/laughing again so my sister put the wipers on real fast while driving (with no rain) and just seeing the fugly spider being whooshed across the windscreen was really funny, I dunno how my sister was driving with me cracking up.

We finally got home and we refused to get out the car with the spider still there, so my sister turned the wipers on again real fast but the wretched thing wouldn't budge. In the end we both grabbed our bags and jumped out the car real fast.
I laughed so much I was crying, it was funny at the time, I guess you just had to be there :p

RF: Today I've heard two people say "This year I'm going to try and pay attention in French" and one say "This year I'm going to try and pay attention in Maths."
Doesn't look very funny written down, but it was rather amusing. XD

RF: Hilariariarious tutor time. XD


Edit:

RF: Just started listening to a song I haven't listened to before apart from on the radio, and I could suddenly smell pizza. lolll XD

RF: Yesterday I saw a motorbike & the end of the number plate was "PPH" - no joke. Fy, that wasn't you was it? :razz:

Hehe, Thanks for thinking of me but NO, that wasn't me :P

RF: Tasha thinking i'd have a reg plate ending with 'PPH' XD

RF: Being asked by an (obviously) very young person on iSKetch how old I was....because "the way you talk makes you sound really old....like maybe even in your 20's......"

ah...if only I were.....:rolleyes:

Unicorn fetus.

RF: Walking to my course from the cafe near by and over-hearing the women infront of me having quite the conversation with herself. Now I do this alot too, but I never usually ask myself if I like my coffee. :s

RF:
Gotta love new year 7s.

One of them leaned across the bus to their friend the other day & called "D'you remember when I got told off??" in a rather excited voice.

Absolutely hilarious.

RF: OK so this is probably a 'you had to be there' kind of thing, but me and Mr. Vik were talking about the TV show 'Heroes' in bed last night cause we'd just finished watching it, and we were being all geeky like you do, discussing the people's powers and if they were cooler than someone elses, and which ones you'd want if you could have superpowers etc. Anyways, suddenly Mr. Vik pipes up 'what the heck was up with that guy who could puke paint??' I said 'huh?' and he explained he meant the guy with patches of puked up paint all over his floor, lmao... I almost died laughing and could hardly put him right.. 'you mean the guy who could MELT things!!'

Oh it was so funny at the time, lmao. I couldn't stop thinking why would the producers include a mutant who puked paint? Why would Mr. Vik even think that was quite a cool power?? WHY would the baddie suddenly think 'I know, I can move things with my mind, I can do all these crazy cool things, all that's missing is paint puking'??? lol.

OK, ok you definately had to be there.

/me sniggers

RF: I wasn't sure where to put this (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070919/tod-us-justice-religion-offbeat-f62056d_1.html) - in the RF thread or the news thread. But since it had me bursting out in laughter, I thought belongs here ;) And that last line is just fantastic, heh.

RF: I was telling nerdy she needs to be more stern down the phone so the Doctor's receptionist takes her more seriously and she said "I'm not gonna be mean to her, she's the nice" :razz: What a dork

RF: Typos XD

i went to see ross noble last night, talk about random funnyness. i'm still laughing just thinking about it. i think he may have A.D.D

RF: I was telling nerdy she needs to be more stern down the phone so the Doctor's receptionist takes her more seriously and she said "I'm not gonna be mean to her, she's the nice" :razz: What a dork

lol! >.< I think I was trying to say that she's one of the nicer receptionists. Something like that.. :embarrassed: My head and mouth were not really connected in the moment. I'm still getting over my seizure. I love that excuse :P

/me snickers.

RF: Making a huge booboo with the router... and the wires that connect it. Freaking out as to why it wasn't working, when AJ realised that I stuck the wire in the wrong part. I was working on it for a few hours, lol. (shuu, AJ! I can hear you laughing >.<). I swear I am not myself lately O_O..

Ah whilst I'm here, nerdy said "it's a new!" today. That girl cracks me up :razz:

RF: Ok, so two of my new biology courses have started and on our Uni server/forum one of my course tutors has requested that we do an ice breaker activity so that we get to know each other a bit better before we all get down to work.

The activity is to introduce yourself, say your hobbies, interests, etc. Then we have to write a separate bit about our selves in which there are two truths and one lie. My lie is that I said when I was 15 I got pregnant and had a baby girl. Amongst my truths I put down an interest in maths and biology and learning about diseases, I also said I hated reading thanks to school.

So far people think that I'm lying about my hate for reading books and they say it's unlikely cos there's a lot of reading involved in this course, which then means people think I really was knocked up at the age of 15! :twisted:
Ha! My tutor seemed a bit reluctant to reply and said he'd leave it up to my '"colleagues" to decide what my lie was.

Btw, even though I dislike reading a bit, there are books I read :o and I can read medical and science related things for hours with no problem! ;)

This is kinda fun and during our second week we take a vote and decide who had the most challenging scenario.

/me goes to tuck in her non-existent little girl and read her a bedtime story

Ah whilst I'm here, nerdy said "it's a new!" today. That girl cracks me up :razz:

RF: My inability to complete verbal sentences is amusing the monkeys out of my sister. Ah well, at least she laughs now :P

/me runs off

R F:* *AJ*;107064 goes to tuck in her non-existent little girl and read her a bedtime story

RF: A fairly random convo between my nephew and I at 5.45am

Nephew: *makes noises like a pigeon*
Me: How are you doing that? O_o
Nephew: You know that punching bag? *points to throat* I make it wobble

Punching bag? :razz: Boy, it's your uvula!

RF2: Down the phone to uni I asked "iz the forms going to be sent to me?" :embarrassed:

RF: Anyone watched The Little Mermaid recently? *laughs*
Immature. XD

RF: Too embarrassing...

I made Beef enchiladas the other night.. incredibly good, everyone loved them.

Later, cleaning up the kitchen... why is there a whole pan full of browned ground beef (ruined from sitting out too long too) sitting on top of the stove?...

Oh crap... I forgot to put the meat into the enchiladas...:embarrassed:

So, I guess we all ate cheese enchiladas... lol

RF: Nerdy stupidly left her mac unattended in the study room with me :twisted: whilst she went to the bathroom. I was happily working away when I heard "psst" from her craptop and I figured someone was PMing her on iSketch, so I had to play about. Poor Tasha, she though Nerdy lost her marbles and was drunk, especially when I said "I love AJ" :razz:

I reckon I'd have got away with it if I wasn't sat there laughing my head off when nerdy came back! :P

/me chuckles

RF: Nerdy stupidly left her mac unattended in the study room with me :twisted: whilst she went to the bathroom. I was happily working away when I heard "psst" from her craptop and I figured someone was PMing her on iSketch, so I had to play about. Poor Tasha, she though Nerdy lost her marbles and was drunk, especially when I said "I love AJ" :razz:

I reckon I'd have got away with it if I wasn't sat there laughing my head off when nerdy came back! :P

* *AJ*;107440 chuckles


/me pokes her tongue out at AJ

AJ.. I still have enough of that convo left to get some screenshots of what you said. :P

I had to cover someone else's lesson today and it was at a place I had never been before, so I was a bit nervous about getting there and finding the place..

Anyways, so I was on the tram which I haven't travelled on before as all but this one have now been replaced with modern underground trains and these things are about 50 years old. I was not familiar with the line, so I was sitting there, counting down the stops until my stop. I had it in my head that my stop was next and I was nervously looking out for some sign that we had arrived.

So, the tram stopped and I jumped up, grabbed all my stuff, went to the door and started pressing the button which opens it... and nothing happened. I pressed it a bit harder a couple of times, and the door remained firmly shut. Feeling rather panicky now, I started pressing the hell out of that button thinking 'crap, crap, this rubbish old tram doesn't bloody work'. After about 10/15 seconds of this I started yelling down the train to the driver that I couldn't open the door, and looking around at the other passengers for help... when the man seated opposite kindly informed me that we weren't at the station yet, and had merely stopped at the traffic lights...

I think my big red face was visible from space.

omg.

You know how you sometimes see weird people yelling in strange accents on the bus or train? And you think 'woah, bit of a crazy one there, don't make eye contact'... well today that was me. :(

Be kind to those people, they are probably just incompetant.

RF vik msn to me about something onutube to watch about a woman in a funny house had me laughing l

RF: So.. I got this random text message just now that reads as:

"Hi luke it's samy. Have you got santos or vinnys tel no please?" O_o

Hahahahahaa! Something tells me samy needs luke's telephone number, too. Mahahahaa! :razz:

/me texts back saying "Hi there, you have the wrong number. I think you need Luke's, santos and vinny's number. Cheers".
/me is eeeeevil!
Oh come on, don't frown at me! At least I was nice enough to inform them, right? Right? XD

RF: I took over nerdy's laptop again today, mucked about on iSketch under her name cos she went afk :twisted: and then her phone rang, so I had to answer. Here's what happened:

Me: Hello
Guy: Oh oops, I think I have the wrong number
Me: Ok, no problem, cya
Guy: oh wait, are you Luke
Me: Erm, no :eek:
Guy: oh sorry, bye

He called after nerdy texted him back lol. But get this, he asked me if I was Luke. Do I sound like a bloke? :cry:

*Bump*

RF: In Big picture (US) the answer was 'Swimming Pool' and people were guessing 'aquarium tv'. What's one of them?! lol

RF: My friend at school said "sheep go moo" and then some of my classmates started a small friendly fight with her "noo sheep go baaa, cows go moo" la la la... it doesnt sound funny on paper...you had to be there to see her and her funny face she pulled in the process =D

Taken from RC but this isn't the funny bit, must state it here and now otherwise nerdy will beat me up:RC:... I bursted a vessel in my eyelid, so it's full of blood now. Oh great. Then.. what did he have to say to make me feel better???!! "it will take a max of 10 days to get better". My wedding is in 9 days :( and I look like a freak :(( I won't even let Hunky see me. Not quite what I wanted him to see before we get married.. :cry:

Timing, huh? :( I look ugly :( I look like a beaten up boxer :( What about the parties we organised before the wedding.. I don't want anyone to see me :(((
As for my mood.. well.. good luck, AJ.
Heh, cheers, I'll need it?! :twisted:

RF: Well Mr Nerdy came round today and heard exactly what happened and insists on seeing nerdy. He says it wouldn't matter if she had two mash up (sorry nerdy, but that is what it is) eyes (aww, cute but corny :rolleyes:).

So anyway, nerdy refuses for ages but eventually she agrees to come down if she covers her eye and Mr Nerdy agrees but right now he's out and will be back soon. Nerdy comes down with a bandanna across half her face covering the mash up eye and she's acting normal, but then our mum walks into the room, takes one look at nerdy and she literally fell straight to the floor laughing. Omg, our mum was ROFLing!!! Within seconds she was crying out of laughter then started screaming "aaaah, stop it, my stomach, I got a stitch!!" Lol, if you knew what my mum was like you'd be in hysterics too. She complains when I laugh like a crazy fool but this was hilarious, mum was rofling, even I don't do that! Heck, I've never seen that before!

Ooh, Mr nerdy's back, I can see him looking upstairs hoping to catch a glimpse of nerdy, lol. What a pair of nutters that couple will be :razz:

* luvducks;108414 ices nerdy's eye
It will get better hun xxx
Lol, have you ever seen Goonies? You know Sloth, right? 'Nuff said me thinks! ;)

/me runs

*bumpies*

RF: Posted with Loviii's permission.... Loviii was locked out her house today and her only way in was through the dog flap! :razz:
I have the funniest image in my head of her getting stuck! :twisted: ... but she didn't

/me quickly smothers her giggle

Umm.

RF: Last night, I went to the university to watch Transformers (which was great, in my opinion). Anyways, I thought it was pretty funny because you can really tell who the foreign exchange students are - they're bundled in huge winter jackets, toques, mittens, scarves... while the rest of us are in t-shirts, sandals... xD It's not very cold yet, which is surprising... normally it's snowed at least once by now.

RF: We have a glass sliding door which separates our living room from our kitchen. We're all in the living room and nerdy heads out to the kitchen, all we hear is a huge thud, we turn to look and nerdy's standing there with her face up against the glass :razz:

Apparently she wants a broken nose to go with her bruised eye!

*bumpies*

RF: Posted with Loviii's permission.... Loviii was locked out her house today and her only way in was through the dog flap! :razz:
I have the funniest image in my head of her getting stuck! :twisted: ... but she didn't

RF: ahahah no matter how many times i read that, it stays hilarious :razz:

RF: Kids/teens these days. My 13 year old nephew stood there in the kitchen with me and after we agreed on something he held up his fist and went "bluetooth :smile:" so I was like "whaaa? O_o" and he was basically doing a "spud me" thing but apparently you don't need to touch knuckles anymore cos bluetooth does it for you. What will they think of next.? Oh btw, I'm not sad enough to spud someone, just in case you thought I did :p

It was funny if you saw how he did it, the dweeb thought he was so cool :rolleyes:

RF: Just got a text from nerdy, still in Peak District and she said "Eww just saw a cow on top of another one! O_o" Enjoy your walk nerdy ;)

"Eww just saw a cow on top of another one! O_o"

We watched a video today which featured the very same thing. Why they feel we need to see how cows get pregnant is beyond me :rolleyes:

lol tasha :|

RF: Moody people. Push them a little and the reaction is kinda funny. It's not as bad as it sounds. Honest.

We watched a video today which featured the very same thing. Why they feel we need to see how cows get pregnant is beyond me :rolleyes:

Wait until you get asked to assist with birthing a calf - now THAT is funny to watch people who are seeing it for the first time live.

RF: The thing about regularly taking part in any performance group is that you usually end up doing all this Christmas stuff in October and November.

In band, we've started a bunch of Christmas songs. Our band class is pre-tty psycho. Our band teacher asked a percussionist if she could find the sleigh bells, and Jean, the ditziest, funniest girl in the class, starts singing.

Jean: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
Few others join in: In the lane, snow is glistening
No one but Jean knew the words: A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Band teacher is going "Okay, okay.." and using hand signals to tell us to stop.

Entire class bellows: WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND

Then everyone cracked up. It was actually quite funny. A couple hallway loiterers stuck their head through the door. Maybe it was a 'had to be there' thing? :rolleyes:

Lol Gracie, you don't have to be there at all to find that funny. Reminds me of my drama classes, we were a mad bunch, not to mention argumentative when it came to "discussions" :smile: And to think I hate (political) debates :p

So this is no longer spam, RF: Hotel disaster... or am I the only one who thinks it's funny?

Doesn't Hotel Disaster slightly remind you of the forum backyard?

RF: Just had the most hilarious experience in the computer lab... I pressed something on the mouse, and all of a sudden, everything on the screen flipped upside-down... had no idea how to fix it, so we spent about 10 minutes, laughing the entire time, trying to use the computer by the keyboard, since it's a lot harder than it'd seem to have to reverse every movement of the mouse to get it to go where you want to go. Finally, someone told me to press Ctrl+Alt+up arrow, and it fixed it.
(Ctrl+Alt+down arrow flips it upside down. :D)

RF: I was speaking to AJ sis on msn, and I was trying to tell her that I did something "while sitting down..."

But instead of typing 'sitting', I added in a 'h' between the 's' and 'i' by mistake.. :embarrassed: As you can imagine that sentence sounded really awkward :S

No funnies?
Okay, I'll go :P

RF: I went to read the instructions of an assignment for an English course I'm doing, to help get me into teaching. It starts off with.. "Look back at the unit and wrote as many sentences as possible using [...]"

Bahahahahaa!
Way to set a good example of knowing and teaching English.. :razz:

lol ^

RF: w00t has been crowned as word of the year (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20071212/tod-uk-usa-language-2c625fb_1.html) by the US dictionary. Hehe!

Or maybe I'm the only one that finds that funny? :(

I lol'd at that earlier, Nerdy :D

Ok, I had to put this under Random Funnyness. It could easily be a Random Complaint, however, I am *determined* to see the funny side of it :rolleyes:

One of the things I do is run a small business that hires out baby equipment (eg for people travelling, so they don't have to bring prams/cots/highchairs etc with them)

Well, this time of the year is exceptionally busy with people travelling to see family over Christmas, so the business does really well.

Also, given the time of the year, to pick up some extra cash - we sold off our own cot (as all the kids have grown out of cots now :cry:)

So:

Sunday afternoon 2:00pm the new owners of our cot pick it up, beaming happy parents-to-be.

Sunday evening 7:00pm I am looking through my hire bookings for the week and realise I have over-booked the cots! I have booked one extra than I have! :eek:

Monday morning spent frantically locating a new cot in order to honour the booking (which has been pre-paid). Phew! Cot found - all is sweet.

Wednesday 6:00pm I receive an email from one of the people who have reserved a cot - "We are no longer visiting.....and therefore do not require the equipment we have reserved......sorry for any inconvenience...." :eek:

/me does not feel inconvenienced in any way........

Well it's been more than 24 hours so I can double-post :P

Another item that goes in here because I am determined to look at the funny side (otherwise I am going to go insane, I swear)

Miss 9 decides to make Christmas presents for her friends - would like to make bead bracelets but we didn't have any hat elastic to thread them onto. After an afternoon of tears and tantrums because I wouldn't go to the shop to buy any, I finally convince her to make something different - we decide on personalised bookmarks, which I offered to laminate.

So she creates these glorious bookmarks, endless thought into the colours, who gets what sticker, seriously, takes ages to get done. She stays up later than normal because she wants to help laminate them and cut them, and I'm trying to work around getting the little ones to bed, dealing with a client who couldn't make it any other time than 8:00pm at night :eek: packing the dishwasher and all the other nighttime things that need to be done .....it was just a huuuuuge deal :rolleyes:.

We get to school this morning and she's forgotten to bring them.

hahahahhah aww that is so sweet.....

actually it sounds remarklbly like my house bar the cot thing xx

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8523/surreeeealbs3.jpg

Went to a farm. Saw some horses.

The horses are lower in the food chain, and the lesser species compared to their human owners. Apparently.

I think these horses are cleverer than they think though... When was the last time you saw a horse cleaning up a person's poo?

Something to think about there.

34% of USA shopping-mall Santas have been wet on by a child :twisted:

*bump*

RF: RC: People who use the hoover, then leave it switched on but unplug it. Then when you want to use it, you plug it in and "vooooooooooooooo" makes you jump cos you ain't expecting it! GrrrrrrrHehe, sorry, I know the feeling and it's hilarious knowing that it happens to someone else too :twisted: made me chuckle :p

RF: Calling a vacuum a Hoover! lol Where I grew up it's a "sweeper".. which I know is also colloquial... ah, well

Ah, I was wondering what a Hoover was. Only thing I could think of was the Hoover Dam.

Anyway:

Family argument?
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r228/gracie_gracers/forkedhand.jpg

lol gracie *glomps*

RF: Deadlock :razz:

Apologies in advance to all blondes, but every time I click this (http://s194.photobucket.com/albums/z61/ajuk7/?action=view&current=blond_goes_to_work_after_many_years.flv) it makes me chuckle...

RF1 - flopsy's signature - The Hubble Telescope has just picked up a sound from a fraction of a second before the Big Bang. The sound was "Uh oh".

RF2 - The way the eek emote on this forum turns all alien-like when it is highlighted.

Go ahead - you know you want to see what I mean now: :eek:

lol saff, I highlighted it :embarrassed:

*bumpsies*

RF: Hearing my mum compare one of my sisters to Steptoe and Son, haha!! I wasn't around in the 60's but that was hilarious.

RF: When my one year old nephew doesn't want to eat or has had enough he sticks his fingers up his nose as the spoon is headed for his mouth. So weird but it's funny the way he does it

RF:
RF: When my one year old nephew doesn't want to eat or has had enough he sticks his fingers up his nose as the spoon is headed for his mouth. So weird but it's funny the way he does it

Lol, yeah. It's so weird that he does that! :eek:
I was feeding him some noodles, and he was happily enjoying it until he had enough.. and stuck his fingers up his nose O_o ! I went back to give him some more, and he did it again! :eek: And then 2 more times after that. By then I got the hint :P It is too cute though, heh.

RF: My neighbours. I just played my first Asteroids Tourney attempt and messed it up royal style. Then I shouted "MELON FARMER!" (Lethal Weapon edit) at the computer. And from next door I heard this voice go "Who the hell said that?"

RF: Deadlock's post :D

RF2: (my sister): Gees, those girls legs are tanner than her upper body.
Me: ...she's wearing tights.

RF: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/11/cab_innit/

/me learns to tawk propah in case that evah 'appens to 'er innit :eek:

RF: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/11/cab_innit/

* *AJ*;120390 learns to tawk propah in case that evah 'appens to 'er innit :eek:
LOL!!!!! Oh, you silly Brits and your lingo!!!! Ha ha! Great article, though! It was just like a story. :D That was my funniness for this morning. Thanks. XD

Hehe sketches, it's not all of us that talk like that, I promise. Although I am probably one of them... or so I'm told :embarrassed:
I've had university students call me (and as you know I study from home so we talk online more than anything) but when they hear me they're always shocked cos they expect someone posh who talks properly cos I tend to type properly. :biggrin:

Anyhoo, just saw Bob the builder and it reminded me of something nerdy told me earlier. She was outside my house and she saw a builder with about half his butt showing :eek: and she went "Could you lift your trousers up please?" and he did and apologised for it! Can't believe she had the guts to do that lol, twas funny to me :p

Okay, I cannot believe that I went back to find these posts dated March, 2007! LOL! Read 'em, and I'll explain why I'm quoting them :P

RF: So.. I got this random text message just now that reads as:

"Hi luke it's samy. Have you got santos or vinnys tel no please?" O_o

Hahahahahaa! Something tells me samy needs luke's telephone number, too. Mahahahaa! :razz:

* MsNerdinator;107541 texts back saying "Hi there, you have the wrong number. I think you need Luke's, santos and vinny's number. Cheers".

RF: I took over nerdy's laptop again today, mucked about on iSketch under her name cos she went afk :twisted: and then her phone rang, so I had to answer. Here's what happened:

Me: Hello
Guy: Oh oops, I think I have the wrong number
Me: Ok, no problem, cya
Guy: oh wait, are you Luke
Me: Erm, no :eek:
Guy: oh sorry, bye

He called after nerdy texted him back lol. But get this, he asked me if I was Luke. Do I sound like a bloke? :cry:

I just received a phone call..
Dude says: Hi
Me: Hi
Dude: Err.. um.. is this Luke? It isn't, is it?
Me: *laughs* Definitely not. I'm a woman..
Dude: Oh. I have the wrong number. I'm sure I've called you before..
Me: That you did. You sent me a text message, too.
Dude: I'm so sorry!
Me: I hope you find Luke *laughs some more*.

Over a year later and the same guy called.. rofl!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2060/2493683219_5b0a29e6c7.jpg?v=0

^ haha

RF: "Horror" films. There's some really lame film on tv and I thought "Hey, I'll watch that, it seems funny" I've come upstairs to grab something and all I can hear from downstairs is my sister cursing at how "scary" the film is, rofl.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/3043/somethimy8.gif

RF: Everytime I see a screenshot of a message like the one Lumiere posted, my mouse automatically goes to click OK - even though I know it's a screenshot o.o xD. Maybe it's a strange combination of it looking 3D and begging to be clicked.

[Oooh...I think they put something in my Subway today o.O]

RF: Everytime I see a screenshot of a message like the one Lumiere posted, my mouse automatically goes to click OK - even though I know it's a screenshot o.o xD. Maybe it's a strange combination of it looking 3D and begging to be clicked.

[Oooh...I think they put something in my Subway today o.O]

RF:

/me makes a little box with 'I promise to give Lumi lots of presents all the time' on it and waits for the right time to post it. ;)

*hugs* lol

Today,I was teaching and we were reading a story out loud about Mario Andretti, a racecar driver. And so, a boy, who was reading quite enthusiastically, read Grand Prix as Grand PRICKS, and left the whole class, along with me, in hysterics! LOL.

Poor boy!! He'll never hear the end of it from his classmates!

Haha Lisa. I dunno if you have a glue stick called "Pritt Stick" in the US but we do. Now I've never read the name of it so I kinda just copied what everyone called it when I was younger, I always thought it was called "prick stick" nobody ever corrected me and I noticed the name a few years ago. I still say prick stick, dunno why. If I were to say it properly it'd just sound like "pri'stick". Poor boy though XD

RF: My house is divided into a few flats (new people moved in).
I come home.. put the key in the door.. turn it.. I'm about to push it, to find that someone on the other side opens it at the SAME TIME! It was a guy with a woman (they were leaving) He screamed. I screamed. She screamed. We all screamed. We all scared each other, lmao. XD

If only I could have recorded his girlie scream. It was hilarious beyond belief :D

Okay.. so it was one of those "you had to have been there" moments :/

We all screamed together...

bom bom bom. Aaiya
bom bom bom. Aaiya

Win or lose, sink or swim, one thing is certain we'll never give in...

side by side...

RF: Nerdy's post making me think of that.

I have no idea what Ches is on about. When I first heard the story I went "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream"

RF: Graham Norton. I've not seen him on tv for years but lately I've watched a few episodes of his newest series on BBC iPlayer and last night with Gordon Ramsey was hilarious.

Don't know what I'm on about, what? Tish pashaaawww!

How can you not know the lyrical geniuis that is Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus? What do they teach these kids nowadays :P

Paul McCartney
Nuff said :P

Hahahaha, Nerdie that post is hilarious! XD

RF: "Analysing skid marks" course for maths. Thank goodness I chose not to do a full maths degree cos that would have been what I studied! Could you imagine being asked to analyse "skid marks" in an exam? :twisted:

RF: My parents have done their cellar up (no, that's not the RF :P).. I went down.. and AJ followed, 'cause she doesn't go down alone O_o

As we got down the stairs, I shouted "SPIDER!".. You should have seen her jump, and then run back up the stairs. Ah, good times. XD

/me whacks nerdy
That wasn't funny :sad:

RF: On the forum I mod someone's gone on stealth mode thinking we can't see them. Hehe, mods see all :twisted:

RF: Whacking the computer screen... 'cause of Deadlock >.<
Deadlock, your new avatar with a tiny insect thing on it, made me think that it was on my actual computer screen. So.. I started whacking the screen and wondered why it was still there. LMAO! Gotta admit.. it was pretty comical. Thank God no one saw though XD

Mwahahahahaa!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

That reminds me of the other day when I opened a box and accidentally got some red sellotape on my top. I later saw it and started flicking it off like it was some weird insect. Except I was kinda jumping about like Ms Trunchbull from Matilda :embarrassed: Anyway...

RF: reecer6 is blooming hilarious! Then you add jenni and get the an even funnier conversation :razz:

/me hugs the lil 'uns who are both probably taller than her...

This is probably more embarrassing rather than funny but I when I realised what I did I felt like a right numpty...

I had an exam today, human biology. There was this daft 5 mark question "What is bipedalism? List three advantages and two disadvantages"

I sat there and I thought "Damn, wish I read the all the stuff now cos I haven't a bleeding clue what this is" So I skipped it and returned to it at the end. I don't like leaving blanks so I figured I'd at least attempt this question. I thought about the word, broke it up, went back to the origin of the word and so on. All I could come up with was "being a biped/having two legs" and I thought it was a stupid question to ask so I assumed I had the meaning wrong. Anyway, I've looked it up now and it turns out it did mean "having two legs"

Lets not forget I actually attempted this question so I'm guessing you wanna know what I wrote...?

Advantages:
Bipedalism is easy to cure
It can be cured with drugs and medicines
Treatment doesn't take that long
Disadvantages:
We don't know the cause of it
The chances are you won't die from it
/me wanders off to find a cure for having two legs and hopes it doesn't kill her
At the time I thought it was better than writing nothing but now I'm not so sure. Thankfully it was the only dumb thing I wrote! :embarrassed:

/me is in stitches

Ahhh... AJ - you made me cry!

RF - The post above

RF: ches transformed from a bunny into a car (at least i think it was a car?. maybe it was something else.....) but i liked him as a bunny better though.. ;)

LMAO!! I was having a serious convo with hubby and burst into laughter at AJ's post. I hope your examiner isn't drinking something hot when it comes to marking your paper, heh. At least you're gonna give them a giggle :P

I once said "hi examiner!" at the end of my maths paper.. heh.

RF: The way AJ answers questions!

Can I assume you'll pass with flying colours now? :P

Oh man, I won't live this down, will I? I actually spat my water out when I discovered the answer :embarrassed:

Fantastic!! This made me laugh so much :) What sort of a daft question is that though?!

Thank you! That was daft wasn't it?? I mean what did they expect me to write?
Advantages: You're likely to be a human, You can run, you can dance
Disadvantages: The chances are you'll die, the chances are you're a human??

Well I hope the examiner has a good laugh. Kinda reminds me of those wrong answers to maths papers going around "find x" *arrow points to x* "here it is"

Yeah I know what you mean. At least you're providing the world with humour :) that's a good thing

oh drat..i gotta remember what that is..im betting i'll need it in the next few years.....thanks for sharing AJ :P

RF: * Saffron;132799 thinks Nay pwns at making up riddles
Ahahaha, saff said "pwns" :razz: you made me LOL, not at you though, but it was in a good way, honest.

/me hugs saff, thanks, I really needed that laugh

RF:
Ahahaha, saff said "pwns" :razz:

RF: I said 'pwns'..
Good Lord, whatever happened to my education........ :eek:

RF: I think I even know what it means

^ Teeheehee :razz:

RF: Mum singing to ABBA. It was a LOL moment along with :eek:

RF: Just came back from shopping with my sister and we parked under a tree outside our house. My sister went to get her bag out the car and a pigeon pooped on her head then swore at the bird lol. She's officially a poopoohead :razz::razz:

RF: Just came back from shopping with my sister and we parked under a tree outside our house. My sister went to get her bag out the car and a pigeon pooped on her head then swore at the bird lol. She's officially a poopoohead :razz::razz:

RF: swearing pigeons :biggrin:

Oh damnit...

RUnF: My silly errors. You know what I meant. My sister swore at the pigeon :P

RF: Saying something wrong and it sounded like "diarrhea-wall" lol

RF: Chatting to Miss 10 on MSN when she it sitting at the other computer in the same room........you should have seen how excited she was when I sent her a message...she was all, like...."Ooh, I got a friend!!....oh......it's just Mummy...."

RF: Nicholas Lyndhurst. He's had me in hysterics tonight.

RF: Seeing the bluegray rep icon and holding mouse over it to see what it meant - "X has disabled reputation" - and thinking first, he's disabled?

Sarcastic RF: I understand the importance of meeting rooms. Oh yes. Now hire me! :rolleyes:

RF: Mr Saff: "Can you cut my hair tonight?"
Me: "Ive had three glasses of wine!"
Mr Saff; "That's OK......."

LMAO
/me makes an appointment at the hairdressers to fix it up

RF:

... Watermelons love me, (Watermelons grow best in sandy soil) golfers don’t, you know!
...

Golfers don't grow best in sandy soil... XD

Good spot there storm :razz:

RF: My friend's laptop has that crazy MSN virus (that's not the funny part) and I'm trying to talk her though things to do down the phone. I told her to disconnect from the internet so she had to pull out some wires. After that she asked "Should I take off my charger?" I asked why and she basically thought the virus would go from her laptop to her charger and infect it. Never laughed so hard in all my life... then she told me off :/

RF: Harry Hill. Cracks me up every time :razz:

RF: Seeing TF's moving signature and smacking the screen, thinking the black dots were fruit flies.

RF: Catching AJ in the CYBER!!!! room ... roffle

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i78/deadlyrs125/whereareyouAJ.jpg

Lmao ^ I guess that's what she's been doing when she says "I'm studying" :P

Does she ever tell just what she is studying? :P

RF: Catching AJ in the CYBER!!!! room ... roffle
But.. but... but, I thought that's where you told me to meet you? :twisted:
Does she ever tell just what she is studying? :PHealth education, obviously ;)

Such fibs! Really O.o :D

Lol at AJ in Cyber :twisted:

RF: The word "plop" in Expert :razz:

she basically thought the virus would go from her laptop to her charger and infect it. Never laughed so hard in all my life... then she told me off :/

Hahahahahahaahhaha, tummy ache :razz:
But most of the things my mom tells me are like that, funny logic!

Edit: What does "RF" mean?
Edit 2: Please don't answer, I already figured it out by myself :D I'm a genius!

RF: Private Messages :razz:

/me looks at a couple of members of this forum - you know who you are :twisted::razz:

RF: Gift (http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spam.jpg) for TF! :razz:

RF: Math test. The back page was four identity proofs. I found them easy except for the third one.
sin(pi/2 - x) = cos x
I had no idea what to do, but then I later realized I could've used one of the identities to easily solve it. What I did instead was draw a unit circle diagram and label everything I possibly could, and hope for part marks.

I get the test back, and flip to the back page... I got full marks for that question, and a ! very nice from my teacher. I was incredibly confused. So my teacher stands up at the front of the class and begins discussing test results and such. He gets to the third proof on the back page (the one I found difficult) and said "Some people seemed to find this one a little harder... it's straightforward, just use the sin(a-b) identity. But someone in the class, I can't remember who, did this absolutely beautiful diagram. It was absolutely brilliant."

My jaw was dropping open. After he was finished speaking, I had to turn to the girl next to me and ask her how I'd proved that identity.

RF:
ILoveMaths07: You use letters for numbers? TUT TUT.
db1986: Yes, it's called Algebra :razz:

/me reaches in and rescues this thread from mean old page 2!
RF: On the phone to poopy Virgin Media's complaint's department and I'm telling the guy how tech support and engineers do squat all for me. I get put on hold a few times and every time the music is Alesha Dixon's "The Boy Does Nothing" It's like they thought "let's humour our customers whilst they're waiting for us". I actually said to the bloke after I was on hold "that's funny, the on hold music seemed to describe you perfectly".

RF2: After requesting that I spoke to the manager of the guy, the manager said to me "99% of our customers..... actually no, 99 times out of 100, our customers...." So I went "99 times out of 100 is 99% so there's no difference in what you said" and then he got all arsey about it going "I don't have to help you if you're gonna insult me and I said 99 times out of 100 because it sounds like more" So I said I wasn't insulting him and I thought he was being cheeky by making the statistics sound higher than they were. Daft git, good job I ent as thick as him!

Totally forgot what had me in stitches today, been trying to remember for ages! Anyway....

RF: Shopping in Asda today and they had this (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_0UXRY_rY) on. Almost all the female customers were singing it including one guy lol. Altogether now..... #Don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall alseep cos I'll miss you baby and I don't wanna miss a thing....#

/me stfu up before she cracks windows :P
Armageddon FTW! :razz:

RF : I was drawing in iSketch when someone said "STOP IT ALESSADRI"... I was wondering what I did wrong... "Their photobucket account is giving me warnings."

RF: Mathsies reaction to the maths wordlist. :D

"Too may visitors, not enough posters :P Posts beget posts, don't be a stranger ♥ "

lol.

/me chucks a spellchecker at Peter

:razz:

/me chucks a pillow at Temps

RF: * db1986 chucks some spam (http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spam.jpg) into the thread

I have no useridea how you play this game..

lol tasha... do ye mock me.... :embarrassed:

Lol...

That was what happened to my comment

um... i had no useridea what i was doing :S

thought it was because I changed my comment mid way though...

RF: Everytime I see this pic

http://www.isketchforum.net/picture.php?groupid=5&pictureid=1007

I always read it as

Some forumites are too fun to be used just once :eek:

RF:

Warning: Picture may be a little rude, but not much :P
Lol (http://www.funmunch.com/funny_pictures/car/pictures/funny_car_pictures_01.jpg)

RF: You know you spend way too much time on the internet when you minimise everything and then suddenly look for the refresh button on your desktop http://s194.photobucket.com/albums/z61/ajuk7/th_whistle_EHWYHS.gif

Haha, nice one AJ XD

RF: Being on the forummm too muchh and putting my forum password when signing into facebook Xd I must be on auto type XD

Edit: and my username! o.o

RF: This image made me LOL :razz: ... but I can't really think why???

/me points and laughs at Ches!!!

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u94/TempusFugitFun/Ches.jpg


Da Vinci meets Star Wars!

More images of the same genre can be found HERE (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Star-Wars-Photoshop-Competition-On-Pieces-Of-Art/Media-Gallery/200902115215880?lpos=UK_News_News_in_Picture_Home_ Region_0&lid=GALLERY_15215880_Star_Wars_Photoshop_Competiti on_On_Pieces_Of_Art) - pure genius :razz:

RF:
This was on a postcard at work:

Religious Truths

Taoism - S*** happens

Buddhism - If s*** happens, it is not really s***

Hinduism - This s*** has happened before

Islam - If s*** happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism - S*** happens because you deserve it

Protestantism - Let s*** happen to somebody else

Judaism - Why does s*** always happen to us?