RF:
This was on a postcard at work:

Religious Truths

Taoism - S*** happens

Buddhism - If s*** happens, it is not really s***

Hinduism - This s*** has happened before

Islam - If s*** happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism - S*** happens because you deserve it

Protestantism - Let s*** happen to somebody else

Judaism - Why does s*** always happen to us?

LOL Storm,

Paganism - Dragons, fairies and s*** all exist :razz:

RF: Boys team have just about 200 posts in their group...

Girls team have over 600 :S

RF: Boys team have just about 200 posts in their group...

Girls team have over 600 :S

Haha, yeah, I noticed that too. Maybe it's because the girls are more...

* db1986 treads carefully
... chatty? :biggrin:

Lol girls just like to...

*breaks out in song* "The Music Man"

Pick a little, talk a little,
pick a little, talk a little,
cheep cheep cheep
talk a lot, pick a little more.

Pick a little, talk a little,
pick a little, talk a little,
cheep cheep cheep
talk a lot, pick a little more.

Pick a little, talk a little,
pick a little, talk a little,
cheep cheep cheep
talk a lot pick a little more.

Pick a little, talk a little,
pick a little, talk a little,
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.

RF: Both Alessadri and I got disqualified for the Turbo Turtle Tourney (http://www.isketchforum.net/arcade.php?&act=Arcade&do=viewtourney&tid=125) at the same time, but I qualified on my previous score xD

RF: This draw in Double Trouble today was just too cute! hehe!

http://www.isketchforum.net/picture.php?albumid=144&pictureid=1181

RF: QI: Fingers and Fumbs

One of the many memorable moments:
How could I tell Alan is a criminal just by looking at him?
Is it the shifty little eyes, pointy nose and general sort of little pug face?

Ahh, you had to have heard it XD Impeccable timing XD *rofls* and Alan Davies' expression oh lol! XD

Oh oh, and the duck's (non-existant) echo, a cathedral, and Shakespeare XD

/me watches it again :biggrin:

Erm... yeah it's been half a day already so...

RC2: I'm flippin hungry and we have no bread.. no BREAD?! How will I make toast? This is ludacris!! ><

Who? Ahahaha xD

Hahaahaha ^^
Ludicrous* gosh dammmit ><
Ludacris is a rapper or something yea? Lmfao.. *shakes fist* stupid confusing shiz

Oh and RF: over 1,000 posts in the Girls Team group hahaha :biggrin:

EDIT:
Lmao how did I just see this then?

RC2: I can't find my hairbrush and it's been 2 days. Grrr. My hair is a mess. I've just been finger-combing it.

* storm;164803 does a Medea...:

Can I borrow your hairbrush? :rolleyes:

Hahahaa!! XP

AHH:D

I asked my mum to write me a letter today, to leave school early for an interview.. So she sent the dog in my room with a piece of paper in his mouth.>_> I get the paper out of his mouth, covered in dog slobber>.< .. and she yells "READ IT" so i do, holding the paper at the corners :


" Please Take me for a walk tonight? Love Murray xx"

hahaha. then she comes in to see my reaction.. xD we both laugh... and gives me the real letter. My mum is crazy.. lmao xD

RF: Signs I use my laptop too much.... was chatting to nerdy on MSN and and although I have a trackpad and a mouse, I started moving my finger on the sofa like that was the trackpad :embarrassed:

RF2: May as well beat nerdy to is 'cause I know she'll only try to embarrass me.. >_< .. I kept getting bounceback messages on MSN and nerdy was using yahpoo! Messenger </grumble> so I told her to "get on normal MENS" instead MSN :embarrassed:

Having a seriously dozy day today...

RF: When I clicked on my name in a post, I noticed a very slim button underneath "Find all posts by db1986". It came up with a screen to add db1986 as a friend. I tried it and it wouldn't let me. So I can't be my own friend. Do I feel a philosophical debate coming on? xD

RF: Sitting at home on the PC, browing the internet and having a lazy Sunday. Only thing is, I am not really dressed :embarrassed: The doorbell goes :eek: Oh dear!!! I hoped that whoever it was would go away, as I wasn't expecting anyone.

Typical that my son opened up the door :eek: I hastily found a dog's blanket which barely covered the necessaries and raced to the front door. Turns out it was a neighbour who had got the wrong door :embarrassed:

Oh the shame.... the shame....... :embarrassed:

Hopefully, as he is quite old and has poor eyesight, he may have left with the impression that the door was answered by a beautiful lady (hair slightly askew) in a toga.... or not :razz:

RF : The ad.

http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp135/Alessadri/sybarite.jpg

Whoa, Syb.

RF : The ad.

http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp135/Alessadri/sybarite.jpg

Whoa, Syb.


I have just picked myself off the floor (pmsl), that is totally random.
Am i unknowingly advertising my wares. I shall check my bank account.

RF: I'm drawing inspiration from the forum for topics for my composition and oral presentation...

yay for talking about sex ed in French XD Maybe I'll just translate my posts into French and submit it XD

RF: Hubby was changing baby nerdy's nappy.. he closed his new, sparkling nappy, and picked him up for a hug (before putting his clothes back on). Baby nerdy then decided to pee all the way up hubby's trousers!! LOL!!!! We couldn't work out how he did it. We looked at the nappy, and it looked nice and secure! Just too funny XD

Hubby sorted himself out, and then the baby. He picked him up, and baby nerdy put his arm around hubby's neck! He was hugging him! :cry: I iz jealous! :(

Lol Nerdy! Ah the joys of having a little boy! Gotta make sure the little guys "little guy" is pointing the right direction in his diaper for all the stuff to go into the diaper and not up and out or to the side! Lol

RF: My 2 boys were playing in the car and my 4 yr old says "And then you say BANG" and so my 2 yr old said it and so I said "And then I say POW!" and my 2 year old says "Mommy your not playing!" and I say "I am too!!!" and he says "No mommy, I'M 2!" Lol

RF: I go downstairs to say hi to my dad, and he's hidden behind the curtain.. oh how sly.. xD I saw the bulge in the curtain and looked down and saw his feet so I pulled the curtain back... And he was like :O How did you find me? Then he looked down and went oh. My feet... xD Lol ahahah it cracked me up so much xD ahahah :P

lol Sorsie :razz: Does he often hide behind curtains? lmao!

RF: Reading a friend's facebook status - said something along the lines of seeing a woman in Sainsburys all dolled up in the usual (short skirt, very high heels, low cut top), gyrating down the aisles with her weekly shopping - making eyes at the men and scowls at the women. Sadly, she didn't realise that she had two velcro hair rollers stuck to her back XD

Lol he doesn't often.. Otherwise I think he would have seen the flaw in that one. :P He's been trying to make me jump recently and suprise me... :P Ahaha. Such an odd one he is. :p

Ahhh, was browsing through some Archie comics; this one made me lol

http://www.archiecomics.com/pops_shop/0804dailycomics/image25.gif

RF: Seeing that about 5 mins ago :razz:

He's been trying to make me jump recently and suprise me... :P Ahaha. Such an odd one he is. :p
A friend of mine did that to her 7 yr old son...heard him walking down the hall, so jumped out from the kitchen making a big "RAHHHHH" noise. The kid fell to the floor and wet his pants. Be warned, Sorsie's dad....

A little convo between friends..

#1 : Uni doesn't work this Tuesday! (RH : Off-Day)

#2 : Why?

#3 : Hmm.. yeah, because of Good Friday.

The rest of us : Huh? :eek:

RFunny: TF thanking me (http://www.isketchforum.net/showpost.php?p=171388&postcount=1099)... for insulting her. Ha! :razz:

Hmm.. I should do that more often...

Mr Saff got home from work today, and, being school holidays, the kids were used to having my attention all day. When he started talking to me, they did the normal kid thing to get attention: arguing about something trivial.

Mr Saff *hates* this method of getting attention, and gets really stroppy about it. To add to it, Miss 10 has developed quite the attitude, and has perfected the art of back-chat. So, anyway, they start bickering, he tells them to stop, and gets back-chatted by Miss 10, who, I must admit, was very out of line with what she said.

Mr Saff is furious. Tells her off in no uncertain terms, and then continues: ".....and another thing....I don't like the way you are talking to me - you talk more nicely to...to....to... DOG TURD!!"

At which point he looks at me, who is desperately trying to stifle giggles (standing united in parenhthood!) and after Miss 10 stomps off in her pre-teen huff, he asks me what I am laughing at. To which I can only reply....."How exactly DOES one talk nicely to dog turd? And....uh....why would you be talking to it in the first place?"

RF: Adding someone who I thought was a forum member into an msn conversation with other members, and then realising it was one of my college friends instead :s Oops. Makes me laugh what they are saying though :razz:

RF: Adding someone who I thought was a forum member into an msn conversation with other members, and then realising it was one of my college friends instead :s Oops. Makes me laugh what they are saying though :razz:


RF : db's secretsss ;P

RF : db's secretsss ;P

Hmm. I may have a secret, but it wouldn't be a secret if I told you now would it? :razz:

RF: Still being awake at 3:50am o.0 lol

RF: Some of my contraptions are hilarious, I have no idea why they work. They act like animals. :razz:

RFunny: TF thanking me (http://www.isketchforum.net/showpost.php?p=171388&postcount=1099)... for insulting her. Ha! :razz:

Hmm.. I should do that more often...

lmao... I have only just seen this post. Cheeky mare... trust me... if there was a /slap function on here... you would have received that as well :twisted: lol

RF: Some of my contraptions are hilarious, I have no idea why they work. They act like animals. :razz:
Oh no lol. I'm misreading things and having deja vus.

RF: Funnies all over the forum and elsewhere today. Looks like the hot weather is putting everyone in a good mood!

RF: My friends have a grandmother, who umm.. likes to show her favouritism alot to one over the other (they're sisters)... And last christmas one of them got a cookbook, and the other... Got bratz face wipes xDD Ahh. And then apparantly the grandmother said she didn't know what she'd like and so thought that was the best for her and was all proud of her choice. xD

And then her sister used all the facewipes anyways. xDD

Urbandictionary.com cracks me up... I was trying to take my mind off my stomach ache and was browsing it, and came across this (without the dot obviously)

T.watted


The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter.

Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"

Stephen Colbert: "I have t.watted."

Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."

In the "Letters to the Editor" section of the newspaper this morning:

The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874. The first helmet was used in 1974. It took men 100 years to realise that the brain was important too.

RF: My mum calling me "uneducated" because I didn't know how to use a cassette player yet she can't used a CD player or an MP4 player/iPod!! At least I'm up to date xD

More like a random :eek: :eek: :eek:

Sacha Baron-Cohen (aka Borat, Ali G, Bruno) and Simon Baron-Cohen (prof at Cambridge Uni and who has written dozens of papers on autism and keeps cropping up in my reading)

are cousins?!?!?

Wow. *floored*

Couldn't be a funnier connection. Talent in that family, though.

Google Chrome has an option called Incognito, when you open a new window.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2agw6ms.jpg

The last three made me chuckle :razz:

My 14 year old nephew loves animals and animal programs. He's always watching animal planet, pet rescue shows and the discovery channel. My sister notices that outside our house is a young pigeon on our pot and it's cold and wet from the rain. It clearly can't fly away cos it's been sat there for ages. My nephew decides to bring it in and keep it in a box, he pokes holes in the box and gets some bread ready.

Meanwhile, my other sister is going nuts because she hates pigeons, after all, they just ♥♥♥♥ on your head and they're rats with wings.

RF: Because we're all making noise and laughing my nephew tries to 'calm the pigeon down' so it knows it's safe. He props the box open with a cocktail stick and starts cooing at the pigeon and making pigeon noises (and he really sounds like a pigeon!) He feeds it and wanders off near me.

Him: Shall I do an autopsy on it?
Me: You only do that when it's dead (said seriously)
Him: Oh, I wanted to sound smart (said VERY innocently)

And then I played over what he said in my head and just burst out laughing. The dafty wanted to do an autopsy on a pigeon after trying to save it lol! *wipes the tears of laughter away*

RF (Well not that hilarious, but I find it funny. xD): Today, as it's one of the last days... this building had d locks put on the doors, and then the fire alarms were set off/(fireworks were set of) but the best bit was, they were on the look out for people in hoodies all day, because the people were wearing hoodies and balaclavas... -_- Lol. And like.. We've just had leavers hoodies distributed. xD

Well actually I found both bits funny. But yeah :)

RF: Some guy just called my mobile number:

Me: Hello?
Guy: Who's this?
Me: Well who are you?
Guy: Oh sorry, I think I've got the wrong number.
Me: Are you sure?
Guy: I'm Alex.
Me: Oh, you do have the wrong number, bye.

lol XD

Okay, maybe it was just funny in my head or something -_-

RF my six year old now goes to a church school...not a religious decision just a really good school, but anyway heard her repeating the Lord's Prayer earlier...

" Allowed be your name.....your whales be done........for yours is the powder......"
Tickled me!!

RF: Jensen Ackles. *on the verge of doing a James from The Apprentice* Must breathe when laughing....

RF my six year old now goes to a church school...not a religious decision just a really good school, but anyway heard her repeating the Lord's Prayer earlier...

" Allowed be your name.....your whales be done........for yours is the powder......"
Tickled me!!

haha! excellent. :biggrin:

RF: " Boy George. Eat your heart out."
I have not laughed so much for ages.
:razz:

I think you need to elaborate on that Saff ^^:razz:

RF/Cuteness: It was the cutest thing I have ever seen in a long time.

There was this little girl, must have been about 3? I dunno. And she was just waddling after these ducks trying to catch them. :D And her running speed was like... slower than our walking, so the ducks were just waddling slowly away from her. Then. She got down on her hands and knees and started crawling after them to sneak up on them xD It was sooo cuteee! Then when she got near to the river her parents had to stop her following the ducks in :P

(I would have taken a picture/filmed, but I didn't want to look odd... :( But it was so amazingly funny and cute :D )

RF: " Boy George. Eat your heart out."
I have not laughed so much for ages.
:razz:

I think you need to elaborate on that Saff ^^:razz:

You can't make me..... :embarrassed:
But maybe I will if you come back here a lil more often!

Well, last night i was playing Malarky with some of my friends. (game that asks questions, eveyone makes up an answer while one random person reads the correct definition, in the end everyone votes for who they think has the correct definition)

The question was: What is the reason for green potato chips?
i was going to talk about how when a farmer harvests potatoes some stay out longer and the longer exposure time makes them green somehow, who knows, it was a lie but just might have fooled some people.

but this is what came out:
So when a farmer harvests potatoes he puts them in a barn (some laughter... friend:"dont you mean a potato cellar?" more laughter....)
Me:"...(cant stop laughing, my lie now foiled)...and the ones in the green barn turn green!"

maybe you had to be there... but i thought it was funny...

Ran.Fun. - Mr. Vik belting out 'I'm yours' in the car with the following lyrics:

'open up your mind and see-la-lee
open up your pants and your are free'

:eek:

RF: Salmon-smelling coffee cake o.0 :razz:

db that sounds like a R ewwies not a RF!!

RF my kids arguing about whose turn it is to hold the dogs lead this morning and my 8 yr old boy said to my 6 yr old girl...."its not your turn cos you are the youngest" and her replying "I might be the youngest but you are the fartiest"

Cracked me up!!

db that sounds like a R ewwies not a RF!!

That's because it's not my cake :P

RF: Salmon-smelling coffee cake o.0 :razz:

OY! :embarrassed:

RF: I loooove how people have different ideas of what my accent sounds like XD baha. But then again, maybe it's a hybrid XD

Ok... This just happened this evening while i was at work just chit-chatting with a customer. Mind you i work at a gas station so i get some pretty weird people in there that just crack me up.

Me: Hello (as the customer walks in the door)
Customer: Hiya
Me: Is this all for you (after customer as found everything they needed)
Customer: Ummm, yeah.
Me: So i finish ringing him up and give him his total.
(insert meaningless conversation)
Customer: Can I see your hand. (I show him my right hand.) Now can i see your other hand (show him my left hand) Ah no ring... :twisted:
Me: Your the second person to ask me to show my hands. Is there like some age that I don't know about that your supposed to be married by cuz if there is I think i passed it then.
Customer: No, I don't think so.
(insert some more conversation that I can't remember)
Customer: So is your boyfriend bigger?
Me: I think he's a little shorter than you.
Customer: Is your boyfriend BIGGER?
Me: (after i give it a little thought) Yeah, he's a little bigger than you.
Customer: How would you know? You haven't seen me yet. (insert dirty mind here)
I cracked up laughing so hard i fell to the floor
Customers friend: Look man, you made her laugh so hard she's choking!!!

:razz::razz::razz::razz:

God i love nights like these that keep me entertained while I'm at work.

RF: Advertising Copy people have VERY Twisted senses of humour. :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/clueyee/2215027758_a8fbb103c7.jpg
(or you just do not want to tick them off?? ...either way its random and its funny. I bet Mr. Harriot is greatly amused. I know I WAS or maybe I am just :twisted: too )

Enjoy

RF : iSketch Animals (Easy) room.

Two people voted to kick me out of the room, accusing me of cheating. Funny thing is, both of them voted after I guessed their. And it wasn't even like
these (http://www.isketchforum.net/album.php?albumid=161) guesses. O_O

RF: I keep calling these lovely little fruits (http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10964192/Physalis_From_Colombia.jpg) Syphilis instead of Physalis. Don't ever make that mistake or start the sentence with "I want..." Nobody wants an STD lol.

/me sticks to the term 'Chinese Gooseberry' even though that can mean 'Kiwi'

RF: The Chris Moyles show. I really hope they don't get into trouble. Carrie's on Wimbledon's centre court reporting for BBC radio 1 and her ex just happens to be doing the reports for BBC Breakfast. When her ex was live on BBC breakfast she got on the umpire's seat and said "New balls please" and "We were never on a break". It was seriously the funniest thing ever on radio/tv. Oh and she did some star jumps in the background after they got her out the chair lol. There might be youtube links up later, you have to search it XD

I just saw that on BBC breakfast and wondered what was going on. :biggrin:

RF: (well if it isn't funny to you lot then it might have been to the neighbours who saw this happen). For those of you who've not seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding, there's a bit where the main guy, Ian walks into the trvel agent where he meets the girl he likes, Toula. Toula's on the phone via a headset and after she hangs up, she chats to Ian and gets a brochure for him but forgets she has the headset on. So as she walks away the headset pulls her back and she falls flat on the ground.

I have my headset on atm and went to close the blinds behind me... and did a Toula lol :embarrassed: I didn't think that could really happen :$

RF: My mum asked me to dye her hair... Her hair is brown, and yeah... she'd brought me 2 blonde dyes... (She wants something different...)

Normally it's fine :) I'm pretty good with this stuff. She brings me just the bottles, no packaging or instructions, so I just go with what I think... Mix it all up etc.

I apply it normally, and 25 minutes later...

POOF!

She's 3/4 ginger, 1/8 brown and 1/8 grey... Ahh good times. xD
Now she's blaming me and says she wont go out until I have bought her some hair dye and sorted this all out. -_- xD Urgh. Time to try the next dye...
Her hair is fire coloured.. xD ahaha.. good times.

RF: So, I saw the 'thanks to all those who have used the ads, the ads will soon be gone' note on top of the forum thingy, and the ad above it was for hello kitty underwear... haha.

just picturing everyone playing isketch in hello kitty underwear.... lol.

RF: Baby nerdy has a tendency of noticing when I leave the room now, so he moans for my attention. I changed his nappy, and put him on the playmat. I leave the room to do something in the kitchen. About 10 minutes goes by and I realise that I can hear him playing quite happily. So I go back into the bedroom to get my stuff sorted so we can go over to my parents. His back is towards me (he's in the middle of the bed on the playmat), so he can't see me. I tip toe around the room and I'm amazed that he hasn't turned around yet. I thought it was great...

Then I looked up at our standing mirror and noticed that he was staring at me through that! LMAO! I made a funny face through it and he laughed back. That's why he was so quiet! He could see me in the room anyway! God, it was funny xD (maybe reading it wasn't though :/ lol)

"There's a bird in the garden... with an upside-down head."
"Umm... yeah, I know there is."
...
"I'm going to have to chop its head off, aren't I?"

So on facebook you can change your language, well there is an English (pirate) version. HILARIOUS

made me lol...

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5135/gifbinpicardindianacati.gif (http://www.gifbin.com)



I have that pirate version of FaceBook JMac it really is funny, take a look folks

http://blogs.zdnet.com/weblife/?p=190

RF : Fire alarms that are triggered by lightning at 1am, and acting independent of the smoke detectors.

RF: Working for only half an hour today and then realising that I was supposed to have the day off :S (More of a ROops really)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/aurora_rose2005/1234.jpg

Nice numbers.

RF: My son! HA!
He's been rolling over onto his stomach a lot lately trying to crawl.
I put him in his cot so he could fall asleep. I go back 10 minutes later and find that he's asleep in the freefall position (stomach down). Which is the first time he's done that. So I rolled him back over to his back.

Then about 15 minutes later, we hear a cry, so hubby thought he'd just go have a look to see what he's doing.. he says, "Come here, mum, quick! Look what he's doing!". So I go in, and find that he's on his stomach again, half asleep, smiling like a complete weirdo at us and trying to break free from the cot. It was HILARIOUS!

God, I love babies! :D

RF: Watching nerdy play Wii resort. All I have is the view directly behind her and trust me, it's rofl-worthy. Some of her moves remind me of the funky chicken and the dodgy dance moves to Agadoo.

RC: I know I'll be getting a smack over the head at some point when she sees this :/

RF: Watching nerdy play Wii resort. All I have is the view directly behind her and trust me, it's rofl-worthy. Some of her moves remind me of the funky chicken and the dodgy dance moves to Agadoo.

RC: I know I'll be getting a smack over the head at some point when she sees this :/

Lmao! Cow! :o
Hey.. I came first in the cycling race though, didn't I?! All that hip moving was worth it, even if I did look like a complete and utter fool XD

RF: Apples + Celery = Rhubarb Crumble
ROFL Sors :razz:

I just wanna say, Celery looks like rhubarb right? No one else have that? No... :P

RF: Dying, flying ants stop play :eek:

RF: I as at an anniversary party last night, and there was discussion about brining a turkey before roasting it (Thanksgiving in Canada is tomorrow). This is how the conversation went:
Lady #1: I was thinking about brining our turkey this year but I'm not sure exactly how it works.
Me: Oh, you should talk to my mom because we've done it a couple of times!
Lady #2: What exactly does it do when you brine a turkey?
Me and Lady #1: Well, it just makes it really moist.
Lady #3: Oh, you know what works great for that...is Miracle Whip! It's amazing. It seals in the moisture and makes it really crisp.
Lady #2: Really? Oh wow I've never heard of that!
Lady #3: Yeah, it's really awesome. We do it for all of our roasts and everything too. You don't do a thick layer or anything but enough to really cover it!
Lady #2: Wow, that sounds like it would be so much easier!
Lady #1: (to Lady #2) Well, why don't I try the brine and you try the Miracle Whip, and we'll get back to each other on how it works....

LOL I've never heard of anything more revolting in my life....let's take an already fattening meal and just slather our turkey with mayonaise....mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

RF: My friend trying to pull a door open when the "Pull" sign was written on the other side of the door :P

RF2: Her saying that it still said "Pull" meaning that she still had to pull the door open xD

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/ancientkiki/255.jpg

RF: "irregularly regular" is a word on the Medicine wordlist :P

I was walking along today, passing by a tree hanging out over the path a bit from someone's garden... then this big cat jumped up into the tree and grabbed at a pigeon. It had been raining too so it shook all of the water onto me, as well as loads of feathers. The pigeon escaped and flew by, narrowly avoiding beaking me in the forehead... its wing clipped me but no beakage. Needless to say, I shat.

My reaction as soon as it had all happened was to look around, and I was disappointed when I realised that nobody had seen it happen... like it went to waste or something.

I was walking along today, passing by a tree hanging out over the path a bit from someone's garden... then this big cat jumped up into the tree and grabbed at a pigeon. It had been raining too so it shook all of the water onto me, as well as loads of feathers. The pigeon escaped and flew by, narrowly avoiding beaking me in the forehead... its wing clipped me but no beakage. Needless to say, I shat.

My reaction as soon as it had all happened was to look around, and I was disappointed when I realised that nobody had seen it happen... like it went to waste or something.

Did it escape from the zoo?.

RF:
DID YOU KNOW
The word bed looks like a bed? :O
Man... my mind can't take stuff like this.

:eek: My goodness... so it does Sorsie :razz: lol

RF: My daughter wanting me to walk her to the school gates this morning (she is 13), giving me a kiss and I overheard her friends in the background saying "Wow... *daughter's name* mum looks well fit!" lol. Did make me laugh!

RF:
DID YOU KNOW
The word bed looks like a bed? :O
Man... my mind can't take stuff like this.

Lmfao did you learn this from the fb group?? Lolol

Lol Tf, we always knew you were well fit though :P

And yes I did Meds.. :( lol. I was just sitting there, saw the group pop up.. Looked at it... Looked again... Blew my mind... Then I had to join the group. And I found the guy in my flat who had joined the group just before me, and I was just like. My mind has been blown... And we both just cracked up laughing :P

Another RF:
Getting 69 in poker hands about... 5 times in a row and about 15 times atleast in the game.

RF: Sorsie and all of her crazy coincidences! I had never noticed that about "bed" before...and it's brilliant!

RF2:Is it Christmas? (http://isitchristmas.com/) :smile:

RF: Driving around a roundabout in France (on the other side of the road compared to England) about 8 times before deciding which way was the correct way :P

RF: The current laughing stock of Canada: our Prime Minister!

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc39/opera_caity/harperonion.jpg

RF: Being able to tell who doesn't use forums regularly by how they quote the entire previous post in order to reply to one point in it. Heh.

(Not talking about anyone on this forum btw, ya'll are too web-savvy for that ;) )

RF: Being able to tell who doesn't use forums regularly by how they quote the entire previous post in order to reply to one point in it. Heh.

(Not talking about anyone on this forum btw, ya'll are too web-savvy for that ;) )

Yeah we are too web-savvy :razz:

RF: "You are in front of my look" XD

RF: Saw this on facebook regarding mid-week blues:
After Monday and Tuesday, the calendar reads W T F :eek:

I kept having one fail after another at giving answers away in the Chat box....db helped me out!

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc39/opera_caity/lolz.jpg

Lol, let's just say you're not used to it :P

RF: There's someone in the library right now blowing their nose multiple times. Who does that anyway? That's why there are bathrooms.....LOL

RF: 'Thanks to all who have used the ads, they'll be gone soon :D ' has been there for... I don't know how long tbh XD

RF: Pretty purple mascara + chopping the strongest onion I've ever encountered = a face full of purple tears!

RF: My inbox can't add xD

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo177/db1986/InboxOverload.jpg

lol.... my abusive one didn't count :razz:

RH: Warm sunshine... nice tan.... Friday night. Nuff said :)

Edit: Ooopss... this is the random funnyness thread

RF: I made a silly mistake :razz:

Trying to carry my fan and my laptop up the stairs at once while Db and 830 laugh at my near death.

RF:

HappyHippo: Name a vegetable beginning with C.
Sparrow: Carrot
db1986: Cauliflower
Sorsie: Chicken

Lol :razz:

So today at work I brought my lunch and went to the back patio (of the 3rd story) to eat it, while reading from a book. Well, as I go out, the door behind me shuts, as most doors do after you walk through them. Well, when I finish my lunch and get ready to go back inside, I find out that the door is locked! and noone is in sight! so, to escape from this back patio, I had to jump a 5 foot wall, and land on top of a large circular air conditioning vent that was suspended 20 feet in the air. Then I had to walk across that for a while until i got to another wall that I had to jump. On the other side of this wall were a bunch of random rocks that I walked across, only to get to another 6 foot tall wall. After managing to jump that, I landed in the designated smoking area, with this really confused lady looking at me, probably wondering where I came from. Her face was hilarious. I just walked past her, and up to the side entrance like nothing unusual had happened.

maybe you had to be there, but I thought it was funny :P

* db1986 whistles the Great Escape theme
Lol Jmac, that certainly beats my story of climbing over shelves at work to reach something at the back :P

RF: "But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" (http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8893/harbfeadtuegwtdlml4chan.jpg)

lol Casta :biggrin: I feel the subsequent posters pain... and the images they posted made me literally laugh out loud :razz:

RF: Jobe thinks he is a mobster and has threatened to set the hounds on me. I can't help but think of Sherlock Holmes (complete with bubble pipe) and the Hounds of Baskerville. Oooo.... look at me tremble *giggle* :razz:

RF: Such a fitting end to Heat 3 xD

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo177/db1986/gearrage.jpg

LOL! Sorry I missed that one hahah..

It's so true it's unreal. :P Never get behind/infront of me on a road. I will kill you. :)

RF: Fox and MooDood trying to read Green Eggs and Ham.

(No, that's my line :biggrin:)

RF: "trying" :P

RF: Scrolling over the peoples green thank post thingies just now in the Random Happiness thread... Tigress' states "Tigress is an unknown quantity at this point"
lol, im pretty sure its the ONLY one that says that hahaha

Maybe I'm wrong but I thought everyone started with the "is on a distinguished road", even if they'd been on the forum for like a day. Unless of course Mr Peter has changed the settings.

RF: Jmac's parachute signature. Or is it Clocky's? :biggrin:

Spar's drawing. Kinda redundant with the numbers on the top.

http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp135/Alessadri/Sparodd.jpg

RF: playing 5 Strokes with a room full of noobs who are all quite certain that there' something wrong with the drawing, no matter how much explaining I do

RF: I like how I'm "odd number one" ;)

tsk. its oddball #1 and oddball #2.

Just opened this forum up and the advert at the top was for getting your ears sewn to your head.

RF: Australia's Next Top Model finale... awkward! clickyclick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKb0BR-giCA)

RF: Scoring a goal in for the opposing team tonight in hockey after having made a joke about doing so a few minutes earlier.

Maybe it was one of those you-had-to-be-there moments :P

http://www.procatinator.com/

Wasn't sure whether to post this in Random Happiness or here, but ah well, either way I had to share it. Made my week. XD

http://i.imgur.com/DrKyt.png

Noticed someone was using an old name of mine so everyone decided to change to all my other old names and invade the room.

I was wondering when I saw that...had to double check room list.:lol:

RF : Surprisingly random invite today

http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp135/Alessadri/invite.png