OK guys... you know how this works. :biggrin:

I wish that my post count was back up to 1890 :sad:

Wish granted but you have just been banned for flying around the forum!

I wish I was somewhere warm where I could relax.

Wish Granted - straight into the oven for you :twisted:

I wish my hair would straighten :mad:

Wish granted but to have it straightened, we had to pull each individual strand out and place it on the ironing board and iron them all out. So, technically, you have straight hair but you're as bald as Britney now!

I wish I won the lottery!

wish granted, but you now have so much money you don't need to work and live the rest of your life being extremely bored.

I wish my modem would stop resetting and chucking me offline :(

Wish Granted, but then you'd always be online while everyone was sleeping

I wish I could stop being really mean to boys

wish granted, now you're so nice that they walk all over you and pretend to like you for favours. *cough* then you're left crying when they get bored.

i wish i was living independently, in a fairly good housing development that had a high-speed internet computer that could connect to iSketch.

Wish Granted, but your dirty laundry will pile up, Bills start coming in, and you'll be in debt

I wish I was a cat

(P.s- Gracie! that was so horrible!!
*Amandi wants to be mean to boys again)

wish granted, but you're a flea magnet for the rest of your life and nothing you do will get rid of the fleas. :)

i wish that all three greenies weren't on. :(

Wish granted, there are no greenies online, and the forum is overrun with n00bs

I wish I didn't have to do exams

wish granted. you've been expelled from school.

i wish we had a better bus system in Edmonton.

Wish granted but you now live in the north pole, while everyone in Edmonton is having a fantastic time on their triple decker, clean, modern, un-polluting, with built in bouncy castle & ball pits, free buses. Muahahaha.

I wish I had some better music to listen to

wish granted, but then we'd have no bad music to bash, and every song would be considered all "good" or all "bad"

I wish, Paris Hilton never existed..

wish granted, but a much worse version of her does. o_O

i wish, that, Amandi, would quit, using, so many, commas, especially, when, she obviously, doesn't need, them. :P

wish granted.. but then i'd substitute it... with... periods.. dot.. dot..dot..
(PSH!! i don't use lots of COMMAS!! PSHHHH!!!!)

i wish... :P
that someone would already change gracie's status to "Uber Forum Junkie x100"

Wish granted, but now she get's to become a mod.

I wish I was on my cruise already!

wish granted, but it lasts for three minutes.

i wish i was better at the trumpet. xD

Wish granted, you get better... at polishing them.

I wish our car was out of the damn shop already

wish granted, but it breaks down a block away from the shop.

i wish my computer wasn't laggggging.

wish granted, but then your computer will be so fast, that it leaves you behind
0________0;;

I wish that we could open up our brains, and pour books and knowledge in it

Wish granted, but now brains explode much more easily.

I wish we didn't have the science teacher that we have.

Wish granted.. but then you'd get this terrible teacher
that likes to eat students for monday morning breakfasts... 0________0;;


I wish that cocky guys would stopped hitting on me

(oh this wish could be ruined in sooooo many ways, but i'll be nice)

Wish granted, now only giant white chickens hit on you...

I wish my day went by faster

wish granted,but it goes so quick that you are 85 in a flash!

I wish i was rich

Wish granted, but your bank screws up and you don't have access to your money.

I wish an anvil would crush me.

Wish granted.. but then you wouldn't know how it would feel like to be crushed by a 900 pound elephant 0______0;;

I wish that i wasn't a facebook junkie.. siighh

wish granted, now you're a hi5 addict... MUAHAHAHAHAHA enjoy.

I wish CDs were cheaper so i could actually buy legal

wish granted.. but then you'd have people still downloading it for FREE!!!
(hahaha.. psh, i'm on hi5.. don't like it that much.. x_X;;)

I wish there was no sexism

wish granted, but now you're expected to do things like fix the car, change the oil, mow the lawn, shovel the walk, fix the washing machine, the plumbing, the stove, the oven, and unclog the toilets.

i wish i could get rid of this really painful pimple.

wish granted, but the pimple gets rid of you instead. Either way, you're without it.

I wish i hadn't eaten so many shawarmas

wish granted but then you'd eat more Mexican Tacos
(shawarmas are like Arabic tacos)

I wish that i pass all my final exams with flying colors

Wish granted, but it was a matter of semantics really. You passed the exams to the guy on the other side of room, and flung a box of crayons at him while at it.

I wish i had more ink in my pen

wish granted, now you have infinite ink in your pen but all you can use now is pencil

I wish people wouldnt pick on me :P

Wish granted - they stamp on you instead :razz:

I wish I could be at home now, instead of work

Wish granted, but since we exist to work, you get to work to keep working. Have fun!

I wish i was invisible

wish granted, but then no one would be able to see you 0____0;

i wish that summer would come now
*sigh

Wish granted, as a bonus, you get the world's hottest summer since the formation of the earth. Enjoy!

I wish was hit by a bus.

Wish granted, but you are in a truck and the bus is full of people...

I wish I was asleep, I hate night shift!!!

Wish granted, you're asleep, at work. Boss comes in and guess what. Come on evrybody, like "The Donald" says "YOU'RE FIRED".

I wish more people played the ruining wishes game

Wish granted, but now every one in the whole wide world is playing it, and you don't have chance to respond to any of them as soooooo many people are playing it!!!

I wish I could meet some of you guys

Wish granted; Hi i'm tlb, i'm a dirty old bastard and I'm lonely...



I wish I wasn't so lonely:razz:

Wish granted, now you're so well accompanied that you can't hear yourself think

I wish the world was a bit more cruel.

wish granted, but it'd be so cruel that there no longer was love and laughter,
and the weapon industry would be making lots of money :(

i wish i could find the perfect boyfriend

Wish granted, you get David Hasselhof

I wish i wasn't so stressed about stuff.

Wish granted, the stuff disappears, and now you're bored.

I wish my new camera would arrive.

Wish granted, but the one you get this time around is HIGHLIGHTER YELLOW WITH LOUD GREEN SPOTS. :SMILE:

i wish i could open vik's video at iambored

Wish granted but it infects you with a trojan!

I wish it was sunnier today!

Wish granted, but this unnatural sunny day makes it to 45 degrees centigrade.

I wish problems on MAC were easier to figure out

wish granted, but then it'd be so easy that everyone could hack into your MAC

i wish that the weather was warmer

Wish granted, but your wishes become the leading cause of global warming and thus you're burned by the proletariat like witches once did some 200 years ago.

I wish i was eating a sandwich

wish granted, but then you aren't eating a pizza, which you rather have now.


I wish my lips would stop drying up

wish granted, now it's your eyes drying out.

I wish my trip to aruba actually comes together so i can have a week of peace and quiet in may/june

wish granted, it's too quiet you turned deaf

i wish i had any wishes to post

Wish granted! You'll find them in your post box tomorrow!

I wish i didnt have to go to school anymore...

Wish granted, so much for that brilliant future you had coming...

I wish my cellphone hadn't imploded

Wish granted but now your cellphone can only be accessed in a rare form of the Japanese language.

I wish my bed would make itself in the mornings.

wish granted, too bad that cafeine addiction of yers prevents ya from goin to bed...


I wish I could cook.

Wish granted, however you're now literally chained to the stove as you make such good food. :)

I wish I had one of those nifty tablets to play iSketch with.

I wish granted, you're playing isketch on a tablet, a methadone tablet that is. Enjoy the colours!

TPBM sees spring all around

/me thought this was the other thread,ruin someones wish lol

haha yeah. let's mix m:

(wish granted)true, but now I can't see anything else.

I wish for some smarter brains

Granted, but now you are bound to answer every question ever asked by anyone who may want to.

I wish my vacation was over and I could go back to work. XD

Wish granted, but then you don't get another vacation for another 10 years

I wish that it was very warm and i'm lying on the sand at the beach

Wish granted, but you settled on a spot of quicksand. Bye bye!

I wish i could watch the simpson's new episodes more often

Granted, but that's the only thing that's ever on television now.

I wish it would cool down here.

Wish granted, but now you're colder than Canada.. and that's cold..

I wish I knew all the answers to my final exams

Granted, but now you have to tutor everyone in preparation for the exams.

I wish I could move to somewhere in the American South.

Wish granted! You now live in South America! hope you can speak Spanish =]

I wish we had 2 bathrooms in the house!

Granted, but now you can't get out of your second bathroom because of, well, let's say... biological reasons.

I wish I never felt tired.

Wish granted, but then you'd always be alert and suddenly drop dead from over use of energy

I wish it was Summer all year around

Wish granted, it's a constant 44 degree summer all year round.

I wish i could sleep

Wish granted... now if only you could wake up again...

I wish I had enough inspiration to write a song again

wish granted, but it's the crappiest song ever composed, and people are so outraged that they throw you into jail just to make sure that you'll never compose again.

unrealistic, but there you have it. xD

i wish i didn't have to go back to school tomorrow.

Wish granted but school is now out indefinately and education ceases.

I wish I didn't eat doughnuts.

Wish Granted - you now have to eat No-Nuts instead *groan* :razz:

I wish I didn't suffer from hay fever :sad:

Wish granted, now you suffer from HEY! fever, which has you compulsively greeting everyone all the time.

I wish i had nicer headphones

Wish granted, but they are so nice that you won't take them off again and lose the ability to speak ('cause you can't hear yourself talk any more)

I wish I didn't have to skip something that (on my schedule) looks important to go to a concert.

wish granted, but now you can't go to the concert because you've got so much to do :o

I wish I had a sister..

wish granted but she's the sister from hell and she's there, nagging you, wherever you turn :twisted: (nothing different from a normal sister though)

I wish there was something decent on TV

Wish granted! but thats the only descent thing left ever...

I wish traveling wasnt so expensive =[

Wish granted, travelling is dirt cheap, and you go everywhere, and you quickly realize that the world: 1- isn't that big. 2- is not as nice as you had imagined. Also, the drop in travelling costs have made the owners of the hospitality industry greedy, so accomodations are outrageously expensive, so you get there, but you have to sleep on the pigeon-poop filled squares of the world.

I wish i wasn't so mean with my wish granting.

whoa, me too..

Wish granted, you've become a softy instead.. boo!

I wish I was married :razz:

wish granted, you've married an orange. :|

i wish my wish-ruining wasn't so lame. xD

wish granted, you've acquired 2.0's sarcasm, thus getting you into the world's most hated people's archive right after Peewee herman.

I wish i had a pet snail

wish granted, but the snail wants a pet ant now.

I wish that exams were over NOW!

Wish granted but now instead of life being calm you find it's become surprisingly boring.

I wish the radiator didn't make that strange hissing sound.

Wish granted, it´s not the radiator, it´s the bushmaster viper behind the radiator that does it now.

I wish i could have a pet bear.

Wish granted. Of course you can! But don't come running to us when he mauls you.

I wish I had a free wedding planner who would organise the wedding in exactly the way we want it and for half the normal cost, leaving me and Mr. Vik to enjoy the day, hassle free. Please don't ruin it! :P

awww....I'm almost tempted to make a nice wish for you.....*pondering....it'd probably get edited though for being in the wrong thread so...sorry, but I must..

Wish granted. Your wedding is magnificent, utterly gorgeous and perfect. But who could've guessed the doves at the end of the ceremony would get indigestion? :twisted:

I wish someone else would make dinner tonight.

Wish granted, Ron Jeremy (http://www.lifeaftercoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/ron_jeremy.jpg) makes dinner for you. Naked.

I wish i had new hiking shoes.

Wish granted, now if only you had the matching neon pink and lime green pants to go with the shoes........

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist today.

Wish granted, your teeth were all knocked out by that mugger who found you cowering in the alley, hiding from the dentist.

I wish my feet didn't throb.

wish granted, you have no feet.

i wish my computer time wasn't so limited.

Wish granted but then you'll have so much time on the computer that you bore of it and it no longer serves a purpose.

I wish that I could stay home this weekend.

Wish granted, Ron Jeremy (http://www.lifeaftercoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/ron_jeremy.jpg) makes dinner for you. Naked.



ahaha lmao:razz:




I wish that I could stay home this weekend.

Wish granted, but now ya can't get out anymore :O

I wish I could fly..

Wish granted! you may only fly downwards with an acceleration of about 9.8 meters per second squared. Go ahead, try it!

I wish i had some more copper

wish granted, but everyone else gets Gold.

I wish the Watermelons would jump out from the garden and dance with me :)

Wish granted, too bad the honeydews got jealous and........let's just say the red juicy flesh and green rinds splattered across the lawn isn't a pretty sight....:eek:

I wish I understood technical terms.

Wish granted, but it's a sad day when Uber McFlooberish becomes the language of fashion and you're out in the cold...

I wish today was Friday.

Wish granted. You won the lottery on Wednesday btw - shame you missed it.

I wish I had another half hour.

Wish granted! You do... to live.

I wish my phone would stop ringing

Wish granted, now your phone never rings, and you think nobody loves you :(

I wish I could tell the future

Wish granted! Unfortunately you can only foresee your own demise.

I wish i could see that south park easter episode

Wish granted! but you can never see any other south park episode =]

i wish that i could go eat lunch =[

wish granted but no other meal will ever satisfy your hunger, causing you to eat all the time.

I wish I could give up chewing gum

wish granted, but chewing gum hasn't given up on you and sticks to your hair.

I wish my phone bills would stop going so high. xD

Wish granted and yes using smoke signals does take some getting used to.

I wish I could speak Spanish.

Wish granted, but because of your newfound ability, the colombian cartels hire you to run some money laundering business, which you enjoy because of the profit involved, but it only lasts about 6 months because cops catch you and that lands you in the lady prison for 50 years to life, no parole.

I wish i wasn't have for lunch the same i had yesterday. Stupid leftovers.

Wish granted, but because of your newfound ability, the colombian cartels hire you to run some money laundering business, which you enjoy because of the profit involved, but it only lasts about 6 months because cops catch you and that lands you in the lady prison for 50 years to life, no parole.
and yet it would still be worth it to be able to tell my new sister in law what I REALLY think about her.....:twisted:

Wish granted, you have the janitor's leftovers...hope you like meatballs and tuna fish au gratin.

I wish the cake I baked would come out of its pan.

Wish granted, but the pan you use is peter pan! *sigh* a pain to clean up all that vomit...

I wish these slides would sort themselves out.

Wish granted! Now all the slides in the world sorted themselves out to form one massive Jungle Gym/Playground. Have fun!! :twisted:


I wish my hand would stop falling asleep.

Wish granted, but now your rear is forever in lah-lah land...

I wish my fish could change his own water.

wish granted, but then it slips while carrying the water to the tank, and drowns in air.

I wish the robots would not take over the world!

Wish granted. With the robots now powerless, the aliens will take control of it instead. Mwaaahahaha!

I wish for a wish with no bad effects. :)

Wish granted, but now you're kicked out of the forum forever...

I wish for a pickle right now...yay for random cravings. xD

Wish granted. You are now on Fear Factor and your next challenge is to eat as many beetle filled pickles as you can within the next twenty seconds...
Ready...set.....

I wish my carpet was vacuumed already.

*looks at Aranel and whispers "Meanie!"*

Wish granted, but the super-powerful vacuum sucked up the entire carpet. Now you're stuck with moldy carpet pad...

I wish for my own personal dish-washing robot.

wish granted.. but then all those robots join forces and TAKES OVER THE WORLD, WAY TO GO PICKLE_OF_DOOM. psh.

I wish robots didn't hate and kill hippies.

Wish granted, now it's the dogs.
Woof, woof..................RUN!

I wish I could sleep late tomorrow.

/me runs away from dogs o________o;;

Wish granted but then you realized that you were late for an appointment.

I wish I didn't have to restart my computer every time I plug in my ipod to make it work

Wish granted... your computer has vanished! Now you won't ever have to restart it again.

I wish the dogs would not kill all the hippie aliens and take over the world...

Wish granted. The rabid dogs thought it over and came to the conclusion that taking over the world might be more than they can chew right now. Taking over doomed pickles seems more their speed.....

I wish my contact lens hadn't ripped.

Taking over doomed pickles seems more their speed...

I'm not a doomed pickle, rather a pickle that imparts doom. But whatever.


Wish granted- your other one ripped instead.


I wish for a laaaaarge bowl of chocolate-covered pecans. Right now!

Wish granted, it's huge! And it comes from the sky! And it crushed you... but it saved the rest of the world in delicious pecanny-chocolatey goodness, too bad you were crushed, you could've joined in!

I wish for sunlight.

Wish granted. Too bad it's three a.m.

I wish I could think of a memorable gift to give.

wish granted.. now you can't forget it, and so you buy the same gift .. every.. single.. time.

I wish my boss would stop making it so obvious that I'm his favorite.

wish granted....now it's obvious he hates you!
I wish I could come to Europe this year.

wish granted, but now ya can't gooo back, ever!
aw sam, that's okay you can live with me :D

I wish it was my birthday!

Wish granted, today you're back to being born! Enjoy growing up again, let me know when you reach the teens again...

I wish someone else would service the microscopes.

Wish granted. Please calm down though, she's only thirteen and the manufacterer assures us the stickers and nail glitter are (mostly) removeable.

I wish Lost was on already.

Wish granted - rerun. [Hah I'm pretty creative, eh?]

I wish my cell phone wasn't on roaming when I'm at home...

wish granted, now that you go outside the city.. your phone just doesn't work.

I wish my mom would stop nagging

Wish granted, now you've got MY mom on your case...oh boy. Get her some coffee ASAP!

I wish I won that slide set on eBay.

Wish granted but it turns out that the slide set wasn't the kind you wanted for your kids, rather a set of slides from some boring family's holiday with the pygmies in Equatorial Guinea.

I wish the missus was going to her Grandmother's for the whole week instead of just 2 days.

Wish granted but it turns out shes dragging you along with her.

I wish I had more free time.

Wish granted, your salary has been revoked and the time you spend at work is now...........for free;)

I wish I could share some of these biscotti I made with everyone because they're awesome!

Wish granted - but now you're up for the international air-freight and it's REALLY expensive.

I wish it wasn't so bloody freezing cold inside, when it's a beautiful 25 degree Autumn day outside.

Wish granted, although I had nothing to do with the sudden raise in heat. See that big red guy over there? The one with the pointy ears and sharp tail? Wave "hi" and thank him:twisted: .

I wish I could think of a good song to download.

Wish granted! You download Prince's greatest hits.

I wish my video card had not just died.

Wish Granted, but NOW IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE,
be scared, be very scared..


eh right. i wish i could see my little nephew more often :(

wish granted...
but you get to see him everyday now.. because you adopted him :D

I wish that i could go outside and dance in the rain other than doing this stupid assignment....

wish granted, but the assignment goes out with you just to constantly tap on your shoulder to remind you go do him.

I wish my lunch was more than a salad.

Wish granted, it's now a salad topped with crunchy ant filled croutons...bon apetit!

I wish men would have to wax their legs.

Wish granted, now all men walk around in wax pants. And remember how wax does not allow moisture out? Yes... stinky.

I wish i had something to sharpen this pencil with.

Wish granted. Here's a wild Grizzly Bear. Yes, his teeth are sharp...

I wish I didn't have to sort socks.

Wish granted, but now the socks sort themselves.. but since they are all color blind..

I wish my boss stop showing favoritism to me in front of my co-workers

Wish granted, but now he shows that he hates your guts instead so people in your work place start talking about how much he loved you and now how he hates you. They wonder if there was something going on between the two of you :twisted:

I wish people would stop lying to me all the time.

Wish granted. People now only lie to you some of the time and you can never tell the difference.
I wish I had International calling on my phone.

Wish granted, and it only costs you $55 a second! Gotta love Sprint for it.

I wish coffee would be done sooner.

wish granted, but now this coffee which is done sooner makes you wee more often so you're forever running to the loo :twisted:

I wish everyone would value friendship the way I do and would treat me the same way I treat them; with love and care

Wish granted, you get free grammar lessons first, then everybody loves and cares for each other, but they don't love or care about you because of your bad grammar. MUAHAHAHAHA. I'm thinking you left the word "everyone" out in that wish.

I wish these serial numbers would automatically jump onto my excel spreadsheet.

Wish granted, they fly all over your screen and never find their way into the right boxes :razz:

I wish 2 would stop being so mean in this thread :twisted:

wish granted, but his meaness spreads to the whole forum instead :eek:

I wish people would reply to emails and stop acting like silly tarts

Wish granted, they're now serious tarts, apple ones. And they reply to you telling you that your penis is too small and that you should buy CH33P V14GR4 + C14L15 from their online pharmacy.

I wish life were easier.

Wish granted, they're now serious tarts, apple ones. And they reply to you telling you that your penis is too small

Dude, I'm a girl. although I do get those emails anyway. not to mention the "Men be a champion in the bedroom ones" :eek: erm, no ta :p

Wish granted, but now life is too easy and you seem to be advanced. You wonder what the point of life is if it's this easy. you become so obsessed with wanting to find answers to simple things because you're advanced brain never takes a break and you wind up making yourself sick to death and insane. You later give up altogether and end up writing a suicide letter, the final line is "life sucks!"

I wish nerdy would stop being mean to me :mad:

Wish granted but she's only nice on the outside and inside she's planning an evil plot to take over the world :twisted:

I wish MrFacey was home earlier today, I miss him :sad:

wish granted, but when Mr Facey comes home, he's tired and just dozes off for the rest of the day leaving you bored stiff

I wish I would hurry up with my final question so I can hand in my work

wish granted, but when Mr Facey comes home, he's tired and just dozes off for the rest of the day leaving you bored stiff
No change there then :rolleyes: (Don't laugh, I'm serious!)

Wish granted, you can now hurry but not just for the question. You now can only do things at XX speed and can never stop. Not even to sleep :razz:

I wish I had somewhere to hang my washing outside...

wish granted, but now you have spider webs going from all your clothes and a huge bird, pinches your underwear and chucks it in a neighbour's garden and a red in the face facey has to go knock on the neighbour's door to ask for it back :twisted:

edit: oops, forgot to ask for a wish.
I wish I was cleverererererer

Dude, I'm a girl.

Dude, i know, that's what makes it so funny. ROFL. It's like when my insurance company calls me to offer me a new plan that includes 60% breast augmentation insurance.

I wish I was cleverererererer

Wish granted, you're so clever now that you turn into the geek that writes xkcd (http://www.xkcd.com/), thus alienating everyone from your life.

I wish i didn't have to go to the bank.

Dude, i know, that's what makes it so funny. ROFL. It's like when my insurance company calls me to offer me a new plan that includes 60% breast augmentation insurance.

lol, insure your moobs 2.0 ;)

Wish granted, you're so clever now that you turn into the geek that writes xkcd (http://www.xkcd.com/), thus alienating everyone from your life.

I'm already alienated, just lacking braincells, thanks for them.

I wish i didn't have to go to the bank.

Wish granted, whatever money you were meant to bank, I now inherit, if it's a lot of moneys then I end up stinking rich. :razz:

I wish the rest of my day goes well and I can relax in peace and quiet

Granted, the day goes well, although the wish fairy is a little hard of hearing, and you end up relaxing in peas and dry rot.

I wish I didn't have to go to evening class today.

Granted, the day goes well, although the wish fairy is a little hard of hearing, and you end up relaxing in peas and dry rot.

omg, that's so mean, well done, you succeeded in ruining my wish :sad:

I wish I didn't have to go to evening class today.

wish granted, you stay home with chop suey and he pukes all over you :twisted:

I wish someone gives the wish fairy a hearing aid, silly tart filled my bathtub with peas and dry rot

Granted, but she just heard you call her a silly tart and never grants you another wish!

I wish it was a few degrees cooler today.

Granted, but she just heard you call her a silly tart and never grants you another wish!

*gasp!*

I wish it was a few degrees cooler today.

wish granted, but with the cooler weather comes some really grey gloomy clouds. You go outside for a moment and it rains cats and dogs all over your strawberry blonde hair! :twisted:

I wish my desk would tidy itself up

Granted - your desk tidies itself up and takes itself away to a more careful and considerate owner.

I wish I had blocked AJs IP access to my quiz!

I did leave a wish, I had to edit it though cos I did initially forget to write one, you just replied too fast :o

I wish AJ would stop talking to herself... how odd! lol...

I wish AJ would stop talking to herself... how odd! lol...

I do not talk to myself, whatever nerdy's told you it ain't true!
Well, not always... :embarrassed:

I wish AJ would stop talking to herself... how odd! lol...
Wish granted, but now you're missing out on a whole lot of amusement (and you'll miss it), 'cause she's only funny when she's talking to herself. :twisted:

I do not talk to myself, whatever nerdy's told you it ain't true!
Well, not always... :embarrassed:

You know it, hun.. you know it. :P

I wish I could have a bigger and better and sexier mac computer XD

wish granted but when you get the "sexy" mac you leave it unattended and a certain little sister of yours pulls out her crayons and colours in all the keys on the keyboard and draws a happy family picture on your screen, you find a post it note by the screen which says:

YOU'RE MAC HAS JUST BEEN VANDALISED BY AN ANGEL
( ))__(crayola)__))>

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


I wish I had my dad's eye colour

Wish granted, only you got the eye color from transplant surgery with your dad.

I wish I that I could go to a party on Friday.

Wish granted. You go to a party on Friday only to find that you got the date wrong and it's supposed to be on Saturday. Not only that, you were told it was a fancy dress party and you are dressed as WonderWoman and you have to walk home.....in the rain.

I wish all those silly people would stop drawing genitalia on isketch.

Wish granted, now they draw very descriptive soft porn (only ladies' tops and rears, guy's rears). Watch late night cinemax for more info.

I wish my glass was half full.

Wish granted. Although now you realize everyone else's glass has been filled to the top.

I wish I didn't have to paint the basement tonight.

Wish granted due to the fact it has been flooded because of the broken water and sewage pipes.

Wish I could do more tasks in a day.

Wish granted due to the fact your now an insomniac you have 23 hours a day too work with

I wish I never had to exercise

Wish granted - But you put on so much weight that now they charge you double for bus, train and aeroplane fares.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Wish granted... you don't need to sleep cause you're dead! Good luck tryin' to play iSketch now.

I wish I held the world record for Longest-Time-Someone-Held-Their-Breath-Under-Water.

Wish granted, but only because you sank to the bottom and can't come up! So... about 3.05 minutes before you died.

I wish i had a Wii

Wish granted but to get it you used your bill money and therefore your power was cut off ,so now its just a paperweight for all the crossword puzzles you do by candle light .

I wish I could dance well

Wish granted. You will dance so well that you'll significantly better than all the professional dancers in the world. Dancing with a partner is no longer an option, because they all feel inferior to you and even the best dancing partner would look like a bungler. You can only dance alone. Obviously, you rule the solo dancing competitions. The previous champion, however, becomes so angry that her career falls apart (at least, that is how she experiences it; especially because you are a newcomer that nobody in the dancing scene had ever heard of). She stabs you in your calf with a nail file while you are applying make up after she'd stormed into your dressing room.

After a while in hospital, your calf recovers and you can walk al right again, but you'll never be able to dance like you danced before!


(Should I write scenarios for poorly acted B films?)

I wish I were a bit fitter... Not as skinny as I am.

Wish granted. You will dance so well that you'll significantly better than all the professional dancers in the world. Dancing with a partner is no longer an option, because they all feel inferior to you and even the best dancing partner would look like a bungler. You can only dance alone. Obviously, you rule the solo dancing competitions. The previous champion, however, becomes so angry that her career falls apart (at least, that is how she experiences it; especially because you are a newcomer that nobody in the dancing scene had ever heard of). She stabs you in your calf with a nail file while you are applying make up after she'd stormed into your dressing room.

After a while in hospital, your calf recovers and you can walk al right again, but you'll never be able to dance like you danced before!


(Should I write scenarios for poorly acted B films?)

I wish I were a bit fitter... Not as skinny as I am.


Wish granted but you know become a Gym junkie and have no time left for Isketch ..which would be a shame cause thats the best reply Ive seen so far :biggrin:

I wish my I had a teleporter :razz:

Wish granted! But the first time you try it and you rematerialize with a foot on your forehead. Then you try to fix it and it seems fine, but a fly goes into the teleporter with you in the following attempt. And the teleporter breaks down forever. Muahahahaha. Sugar?

I wish my spoon wasn't so big.

Granted but now it's so small you need 500,000 dips to eat one yoghurt.

I wish this week was over.

Wish granted. You'll be stuck on Sunday at midnight till the rest of the world gets there.

I wish I had a bit more motivation right now

Wish granted, you have enough motivation now to wish you had a bit more motivation than that.

I wish i didn't suffer of foot-in-mouth disease :razz:

Wish granted. You will never say anything that embarrasses yourself any more, because nothing about you can be embarrassing any more. That does not mean that you are without flaws, however. It means that the whole world regards your flaws as the accepted standard.

Due to these new standards, people make a lot more errors every day (because well... duh!) and they are unable to solve it, because they regard the actions as perfectly normal and accepted. This basically amounts to the world slowly going back to pre-industrial revolution conditions.

This makes all the leftover hippies so extremely euphoric (while at the same time it makes the rest of the world population sad) that the hippies become the dominant power in the world.

The demand for marijuana will increase (because euphoria leads to more consumption, and we all now what hippies consume), and it will become a scarce good which will cost twice as much as gold did before all this happened. To make extra money, most farmers will now try to grow marijuana instead of other crops. Due to lack of communication (we're in pre-industrial conditions, after all), the agriculture can't be regulated and there will be a huge food shortage and a marijuana surplus, which will lead to a great famine.

Giraffes will become the dominant species and take over.

Jeez 2.0! Think before you make a wish!

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I wish bugs would quit biting me

Wish granted. They're biting your mattress instead. Nighty night!

I wish I remembered to stop at the stop signs.( I still stand by my reasoning that once the red has faded, the sign has lost its potency, therefore it's NOT MY FAULT)

Wish granted- now you forget to stop at red lights and have to pay upwards of 5,000,000 dollars in fines.

I wish there were more hours in the day, so I can get some sleep.

Wish granted but theres now 40 hours in a day and only 4 hours of darkness to sleep in, the other 36 are for working

I wish I could meet my friend in California this weekend

wish granted.. but now you can't see your other friends in other states :(

I wish I could sustain a stable relationship.

Wish granted, but the only stable relationship you have is with your goldfish, who dies the next day.

I wish finals could be done and over already!!

Wish granted but the dates were bought forward and no one told you so you failed and have to repeat!

I wish I could Understand men better

Congratulations.. wish granted.. you understand men because you ARE one!

I wish payday was today instead of the end of the month.

Wish granted but someone you know needs money for an operation to change back to being female and steals your purse with your pay .now you have to wait nearly 6 weeks for money :P

I wish my house renovations were finished

Wish granted, too bad that the renovaters (spelling?) rushed it and your house is now a dump.
I wish I didn't have to study, but still be able to ace my exams.

Wish granted, but your academic institution suspects you of cheating so while you achieved perfect A's, you're thrown out on your butt and black-listed by all other colleges and schools, you end up becoming the cleaner at a run-down KFC in the worst suburb in town. = P

I wish holidays would hurry up and get here already!

Wish granted but it rains for a month solid and you spend your entire holidays watching brady bunch reruns over and over

I wish I could find a good hotel for the meet

Wish granted, you find the best in town, but later you find out it's scheduled for demolition a day before the meet.

I wish i wasn't sick

Wish granted, you're perfectly healthy! Unfortunately everyone else becomes deathly ill. And you're stuck alone without anything to do or anyone to play iSketch with!! You end up doing runs for tissues, chicken-soup and asprin!

I wish this horrid rain would dissappear!!

Wish granted! Rain stops, clouds move away, only sunny skies ahead. But wait, that's not all! As a free girft with your wish you also get 1200 days with no rain! Scorching heat, desertification, you name it! Enjoy!

I wish i lived in a friendlier place

Wish granted, but people are a little too friendly and you don't get a moments peace.

I wish Mr. Vik would never stop doing what he's doing right now :P (no, I'm not telling you, and no it's not THAT) lol

Wish granted, but now he's buggin ya with something else (and no, I'm not telling you what:razz: )

I wish it was sunday already :/

Wish granted but you missed saturday when you won the lottery

I wish the kids in the nursery behind my house would shhhh

wish granted, now they all say "shhhhhhhh" loudly and all day long.

I wish the nice weather would finally come :(

Wish granted, but u were asleep when it came. and before u notice, it went away again...

I wish i can think of a brilliant idea for my major project... :(

Wish granted. Your idea will be so brilliant that nobody will understand it. Just like Galileo Galilee when he proposed the heliocentric world-view. And everybody will say you're mad and against everything we believe in. You will live a sheltered life.

I wish my project would finish itself (properly)

Wish granted, but you have to leave the sewers and dress as a chicken, handing out fliers for KFC.

I wish I could get the song Mrs Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel out of my head :eek:

Wish granted but now I sing God Bless America in your ear for the next four hours.

I wish I could gain weight

Wish granted - but now you've got raised cholesterol and need a coronary heart bypass

I wish I liked mornings!

Wish granted - but im still singing at all hours of the morning

I wish i had more hours in the day

Congratulations! You now no longer have hayfever. Instead you are now lactose intolerant.

I wish I wasn't so stupid...

Wish granted but now you are so smart that nobody utters a word to you!

I wish i didnt talk so much!

Wish granted but now you can't communicate at all.

I wish I had something to do

Wish granted. You have something to do (your laundry!), unfortunately it only lasts a few minutes and you go back to doing nothing shortly after it. Due to the boredom you resolve to curling into the fetal position and crying until someone can provide you with a Rubic cube or something!

I wish I was sleepy =(

wish granted, you are now sleepy.. but you stay that way for a very long time and it interferes with your life because you need to nap everywhere you go

i wish i was a morning person

Wish Granted. You are now asleep any time other than morning.

I wish I had some candy...

wish granted! but the wrappers have all been glued to the candy and you they really just dont taste the same...

(p.s. i might be able to get on about every monday for a few minutes for the next month, hooray!)

i wish i didnt sweat...

Wish Granted. So now your skin bloats every time you are hot..

I wish I had a custom forum status

wish granted, on the Rocky Balboa Is My Hero forum you now have the custom forum status of The Rockster.

I wish i could whistle.

wish granted, but most of your height came from the growth of your head.

I wish I could find the perfect man.

Wish granted:
/me waves

But I'm taken. ner ner.

lol

Anyhoo...


I wish cigarettes weren't unhealthy! (Although I am now officially a non-smoker. go me.)

wish granted, but they make you smell like stale fish

I wish it were raining

wish granted but it rains so much your area floods. You can't swim and Steve the forum lifeguard is on holiday so you erm... drown :| ...R.I.P?

I wish I didn't just kill rockypg

Wish granted, it's okay because rockypg has come back........to haunt you:eek:.

I wish someone would paint my kitchen.

I'm bad at ruining wishes... so...

Wish granted. u found someone to paint ur kitchen, but... with the wrong colour. :rolleyes:

I wish i never existed.

Wish granted...but now that means you have never played iSketch, and can't come back to this forum ever again...

I wish people woudn't be so horrid to others that care about them

Wish granted, now their horriness is pointed towards you! Every single person in the world, they can't be horrible to anybody else, but you.

I wish i had more drinking buddies

Wish granted, but now ALL your friends drink 24/7 and you find that when you're sober you don't have any friends to turn to for advice etc, without them vomitting all over you. (I'm bad at this :P)

I wish I had a bigger PM box! I wouldn't need to delete messages so often.

Wish granted (really, ask peter), your box is huge now! But messages are deleted as soon as they arrive, and you don't get to read them.

I wish i had more oreo cookies right now (i'm all out)

Wish granted, but you have me over for the day and I'm a right cookie monster so I scoff the lot and leave you none! So that was pointless! :razz:

I wish I could get my 2 blasted assignments done ASAP :mad:

They're magically done for you by the pixies that live in your basement, unfortunately they have no idea what the assignments are about and decide to write about the things they find hidden in your wardrobe ... you get very low scores and odd looks from your tutors!

I wish it would rain down (I'm fairly content tonight, so asking on behalf of Phil Collins)

wish granted but it rains only over all the bodys of water in the world thus over flooding all of them and they all close no more swimming!





i wish there was 59 hours in a day

some one grant my wish!

Granted. There are now 59 hours in a day, but this means that after 8 hours sleep you spend the next 51 hours trying to find anything to do, so end up watching Big Brother which drives you slowly insane.

I wish it wasn't so hot in the UK tonight

wish granted now its so cold even lava freezes and uk becomes fbc whuch stands for frost bite country

i wish i could partisapait in the dcg (disney channel games)

Wish Granted, you appear in your role as a desk.

I wish AJ didnt kill me in messag #227 above :(

Wish granted but now I just kill you in post #241 (this one) :eek:

I wish I wasn't the iSketch-Forum-Members' serial killer :cry:

Wish Granted, but you are no longer a serial killer coz you killed yourself at the end of the series :p

I wish i wasn't the serial victim o.O

wish granted... now you are the serial killer

i wish rockypg dident post his last post on this thread

Wish Granted. this post ensures that my last post is not my Last Post. :p
but.. you will have to endure my posts now for a looooong time to come. mwahahahaha


oh I almost forgot that Im the new forum serial killer. *Starts killing all the atrocious spellers on the forum, starting with reecer6*

I wish blue was called red..

/me silently applauds rockypg
Wish granted but all the other colours get switched in the process and you are now colourblind

I wish spiders were extinct

Wish granted, but now there are more flies around you, that attack your face wherever you go.

I wish I wasn't so tired today :(

Wish granted but you are hyper instead and AJ ends up killing you to get some peace and quiet :twisted:

I wish that my shopping delivery wasn't late.

:o meanie! :twisted:

Wish granted, the delivery comes on time, but you find that you've got someone elses delivery order instead. Hehe.

I wish people wouldn't ignore me when you ask them a question.

Wish granted but everyone talks to you all the time now and you never get any peace. Even in your dreams you will hear our voices.

I wish that I wasn't some damn broody!! LOL

wish granted, now your bloody (because *AJ* tried to kill you)

i wish i dident wish this wish im wishing right now

What...? Why am I killing everyone? I'll have no friends left, reecer6, can I kill you next? :twisted:
Wish granted, but you don't get to ask for anymore wishes ever again which means you stay outta this thread forever! :razz:

I wish someone would make me hot chocolate tonight cos I'm so tired!

wish granted, god spills hot chocolate on your house and your house burns thus you have no shelter then god spills hot chocolate on you thus you die

i wish www.com wasent a website!