Out comes a clown that stretches on a clock and owns a big comfy couch

/me inserts a giant green pickle

You get a cucumber.

me inserts popcorn.

You receive a burp followed by a piece of paper saying, "Any more?"

* db1986 inserts a diamond

You get a pencil.

me inserts blue litmus paper.

You get a vial of acid.

*Alessadri inserts his laptop.

You get a battery.

me inserts a vial of potassium dichromate (vi)

You get a piece of metal enscribed, "Hold me and your skin will look funny"

* db1986 inserts a kaleidoscope

You get a face full of confetti!

/me inserts a Polaroid picture

You get a Polaroid camera (without batteries). :twisted:

me inserts a lab coat.

out comes a tray of chemicals ^^

Inserts a vernier caliper. =))

Well, I like game vending machine because. You don't need to go in some store to buy a game then just look if you had a vending machine in your location. Just insert a coin then you get a game.

Ermmm....okay.

@ charlotte:
Out comes a diamond ring that is the wrong size...and your caliper is now in the machine!

/me inserts a techno cd

You get a laptop.

me inserts a bottle of freshly squeezed grapefruit juice.

You get a bottle of fresh juicy grapefruit.

/me pours a bucket of water into the vending machine

Out comes a fresh silver piece of sodium that catches fire...

me inserts a red crayon...

You get a transistor radio.

* db1986 inserts an air-horn

You get a whoopee (poo-poo) cushion. :razz:

me inserts a toy parrot.

You get a sPARROw :D

/me inserts a song sheet.

You get an accordion...

me inserts a ladle...

You get a package of crackers.

/me inserts an egg shell

Out comes a toy chick...

me inserts a bottle of lemonade. YUM.

You get an inflatable dartboard.

* db1986 inserts a chocolate teapot

You get a chocolate gun... (a water gun filled with chocolate syrup?)

me inserts an Arabic-English dictionary.

You get a halo.

* db1986 inserts a webcam

You get your photograph back (the one in which you were barechested and only had your Ninja Turtle boxers on! :biggrin: ... You were 6 years old back then...!). :twisted::biggrin::twisted:

me inserts a cold bottle of water.

You get your photograph back (the one in which you were barechested and only had your Ninja Turtle boxers on! :biggrin: ... You were 6 years old back then...!). :twisted::biggrin::twisted:

I'm officially scared x.x :P

You get some bubble bath.

* db1986 inserts a textbook called "Advanced Calculus"

You get an Art History textbook

/me inserts a hula hoop

You get this fancy pink and purple skirt.

me inserts a muddy football.

You get the World Cup.

* db1986 can't find anything else so re-inserts the World Cup

You get a pair of muddy, sweaty Ninja Turtle boxer shorts (Don't worry... They fit you!). :biggrin::razz::twisted:

me inserts a paper with 'Neodymium (iii) bromide' written on it.

You get a piece of chewing gum.

* db1986 inserts a "Tweet This" button

You get an end-of-game celebration screen that doesn't crash your ping into the thousands...

/me inserts her wrist brace :(

You get a bar of gold (fake gold, umm... 7 K??). :twisted:

me inserts a paper with 'Chemistry' written on it in black ink.

You very nearly get showered with hydrochloric acid...but your Mathsy scents calculated it in advance so you were able to jump out of the way.

/me inserts a bottle of balsamic vinegar

You get a reagent bottle containing 6 M hydrochloric acid.

me inserts blue boxer briefs with horizontal grey stripes. :razz: