http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1759/3333fn4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

When it's OK to say the F word.....

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6041/movieit9.jpg

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/8100/moviene0.jpg

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9481/movieyj8.jpg

OMG Tigs the last one, wow thats scarey.

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/3601/att00073ux2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Old favourites:

http://aycu15.webshots.com/image/10334/2005492405414871558_rs.jpg
http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/10075/2005465812934352275_rs.jpg
http://aycu05.webshots.com/image/9444/2005421259519621797_rs.jpg
http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/10275/2005430015461871674_rs.jpg

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6423/image011uj6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ah forgot one

http://aycu32.webshots.com/image/10271/2003696262915693941_rs.jpg

lol, 2.0 those math problems are funny

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1516/jadeqr1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4757/12345ps8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/celeb/images/britneyscareer.jpg
http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/animals/images/zzkillyoucat.jpg

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/7967/cocktvxb3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I am really loving this thread, ok jewels teach me how to post pics women.
Tell me on msn ill write it down i promise lol:sad:

My darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into
the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I
am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. ?

Your loving wife.

XXX





http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9505/truckpb0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LOL! For those of you that don't know, that's a Ferrari (the red one) OUCH! :cry:

Nice post :D

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6318/image8dd9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1382/image12ud1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:eek: :eek: http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1516/jadeqr1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

PMSFL thats so funny lol

Ahahaha these are so awesome!

This is the only one I don't get...?
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4757/12345ps8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Oh, and what about the maths ones that had elephants in them?

Edit, oh wait, I just noticed that picture properly. Are they two separate ones? If so, I get the second one, but not the first...

You mean the porsche one? The picture implies a woman got it after divorcing her ex. It WAS HIS.

Oh, okay. I totally missed that xD

Ty :D

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7128/image0133nw9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7128/image0133nw9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Love the big feet one, lmao

Sooooo drunk!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyqEjatCSe0) or The Tilted Room Sketch

Brilliant :D

Why mothers need eyes in the back of their heads.....

over 18's only mods edit if need be....... EDIT: it's ok anyone can see the link.


If you want to find out where your spouse/partner is,(or what they are up to) click the link below, type in their mobile number, it will locate them for you, it's free of charge and confidential

http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/

Hahahaha! (It really works) :razz:

over 18's only mods edit if need be

It's within the guidelines, it's blurred and no naughty bits are shown. Have fun finding your spouse!

That is really unfair, I was looking forward to being a spy :biggrin:

What every man would like

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/3651/image00122yf9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://www.dave.kitson.dsl.pipex.com/images/LMAO.jpg

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270907174_8684c20b94.jpg (http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/)

Also check out the site where I found it, there's thousands of cat pictures :D

When good trees go bad:

54

55

56

57

lol @ trees.

where would we be without our stick men

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/6678/stickmenew3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

haha this was pretty funny..

http://killermookie.org/images/coke_blow.jpg

Very good Terrapin.

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/130/image010ec3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6061/image008lt5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/649/rooneylw9.png

PMSL@ jewels and kissy,s visual gags.
Very good indeed:eek:

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p226/Tashas-bucket/stop.gif

I WONDER WHO PARKED THIS ONE THEN
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6632/fararritruckiq2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I am finding so many funny pics.
Yet i still dont know how to upload them here, i need help.
Can some of my good mates please teach me once and for all please.:cry:

Step by step:

1- Select the picture you wish to show.

2- Is it on the web or is it on your computer?2.1- If on the web, right click on the image and save it to a folder.
2.2- If on your computer, leave it there.
3- On your preferred browser, open the photo hosting service of your choice, some popular ones are:3.1- www.imageshack.us (http://www.imageshack.us)
3.2- www.photobucket.com (http://www.photobucket.com)
3.3- www.webshots.com (http://www.webshots.com)
3.4- www.putfile.com (http://www.putfile.com)
4- Once on the upload page, click on Browse, select the picture you wish to upload, be it the one you might have saved from the web or one on your computer already.

5- Make sure you select "Resize image" to no more than 640x480, otherwise the image will be huge on the forum.

6- Click on upload.

7- Once the picture is uploaded, a new page wioll appear with a number of links. Select and copy the "Direct link to picture" link.

8- Go on to the forum thread you wish to show pictures on, click on "Gelibmib moda don", otherwise known as "Go to Advanced" on the quick reply box.

9- Write whatever message you wish to write in the reply to topic box.

10- Paste the link of the picture

11- Select the link text, and click on the Insert image thingie up on the text box. Here's a quick reference of the Insert Image button. http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/355/imageinsertiongv8.gif

That will wrap image tags around the link text:

12- Click Preview post just to make sure it'll appear, and submit, you're done.

I'm thinking i'll make an instructional computer video about this.:twisted:

That post right there, should be made a sticky.

Also 2.0, you should've read this post (http://www.isketchforum.net/showpost.php?p=76381&postcount=334) before you typed all that out :razz: But, nevermind :P

Good idea Fy. It's up on the feedback forum now.

Due to the nature of these newspaper clippings - I have put them in here as they fall within the 'over 18 guidelines' - though would better be placed in the 'In the News' Thread :biggrin:

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u94/TempusFugitFun/file0024.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u94/TempusFugitFun/AdultNew1.jpg

One Word: OUCHHHHH!!!!! :razz:

lol!!! Nice find TF!!

"while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone"!

rofl!

Not! Double Post!

It's not a visual gag, but just a funny picture (I thought so anyway...)

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2025/montanahookerji3.jpg

Don't ask how I found it :razz:

http://www.dccomics.com/mad/marginals/paperboy_lg.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:void(0))

Hopefully, this link will work!

Instructions to get from JFK Airport, New York to Paris, France - courtesy of Google :razz: (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=jfk&daddr=Paris,+France&mrcr=0&sll=40.711093,-73.919792&sspn=0.116588,0.233459&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=3&ll=55.875311,-38.144531&spn=45.233235,119.53125&om=1&msid=112388738701142488613.0000011218786871535c7&msa=0)

Yes... I have way too much time on my hands!

Instruction 17 had me rolling up with laugher :razz:

Love this image of Rafa caught in the act.:eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/Robinz/rafa_bird_445.jpg

Hopefully, this link will work!

Instructions to get from JFK Airport, New York to Paris, France - courtesy of Google :razz: (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=jfk&daddr=Paris,+France&mrcr=0&sll=40.711093,-73.919792&sspn=0.116588,0.233459&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=3&ll=55.875311,-38.144531&spn=45.233235,119.53125&om=1&msid=112388738701142488613.0000011218786871535c7&msa=0)

Yes... I have way too much time on my hands!

Instruction 17 had me rolling up with laugher :razz:

Have you tried driving a bit further to get to London? You don't even have to swim the Channel! (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=jfk&daddr=London,+England&mrcr=0&sll=40.711093,-73.919792&sspn=0.116588,0.233459&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=3&ll=55.875311,-38.144531&spn=45.233235,119.53125&om=1&msid=112388738701142488613.0000011218786871535c7&msa=0)

Hopefully, this link will work!

Instructions to get from JFK Airport, New York to Paris, France - courtesy of Google :razz: (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=jfk&daddr=Paris,+France&mrcr=0&sll=40.711093,-73.919792&sspn=0.116588,0.233459&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=3&ll=55.875311,-38.144531&spn=45.233235,119.53125&om=1&msid=112388738701142488613.0000011218786871535c7&msa=0)

Yes... I have way too much time on my hands!

Instruction 17 had me rolling up with laugher :razz:

LOL



Swim across the Atlantic Ocean

3,462 mi



In theory, a very fit human swims at 13-15km/h. 3462 miles is about 5571 kilometers. If the distance is true, it'd take about 3000 days to cross the ocean. ROFL

I was bored, so ...

NOTICE TO ALL FEMALE READERS
If men were meant to iron there would be adverts like this, but there aren't

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g88/parrotsandwich/irnpro200advertsmall.jpg

/me runs and hides before the lynchmob gets him :razz:

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/2694/newimageeg0.jpg

LMFAO oooo I did laugh at all those :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

http://aycu09.webshots.com/image/16008/2004980060628254445_rs.jpg

How do you link? (Rusty snogs the snogalicious n00byness of this)

Here you go rusty...
http://www.isketchforum.net/uploading-pictures-forum-t1463.html

To link, just paste the link, the forum will parse it. To hotlink images, isketchforum style, try the link above.

LMFAO oooo I did laugh at all those :biggrin:

http://aycu09.webshots.com/image/16008/2004980060628254445_rs.jpg


:eek: :eek: Who did that? ^^

:eek: :eek: Who did that? ^^

/me raises his hand shyly

it was me. There's sort of an unwritten rule in picture and joke threads... well, it's been written on and off. If you're going to post a laugh, go right ahead but always contribute with something, be it another joke, image, analysis, comment. A few months ago about a third of the joke thread's posts were lmaos rofls and that's too funnyes and it got in the way of enjoying the other jokes. So a request was made for members to laugh on their own, or to post something with their intentions of laughter. It happens rarely now, so rather than just outright deleting people's stuff like we used to, i've decided that sometimes i'll just add something, especially when people forget or just don't know about this. I hope you don't mind, and that you're not a lawyer! :biggrin:

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5377/sadcat3acd332su9.jpg

* 2.0;80636 raises his hand shyly

it was me. There's sort of an unwritten rule in picture and joke threads... well, it's been written on and off. If you're going to post a laugh, go right ahead but always contribute with something, be it another joke, image, analysis, comment. A few months ago about a third of the joke thread's posts were lmaos rofls and that's too funnyes and it got in the way of enjoying the other jokes. So a request was made for members to laugh on their own, or to post something with their intentions of laughter. It happens rarely now, so rather than just outright deleting people's stuff like we used to, i've decided that sometimes i'll just add something, especially when people forget or just don't know about this. I hope you don't mind, and that you're not a lawyer! :biggrin:

Ahhhh ok then :smile:

You mean like this

http://yoke.cc/0funny10.jpg

or this one

http://www.dougweb.org/images/blog/3rdplace.jpg

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/7395/image0044xj0.gif


http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/71/squirrel2pp4.jpg


When horse meat is on the menu

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/301/zebratattoogf8.gif

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9206/image004gc1.gif (http://imageshack.us)
/me wonders if theses cats have fleas or just love music

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3949/udderszk2.jpg





Road safety crossing equipment for hedgehogs

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9376/vtolhedgehognx4.gif

I just tried to open a file in Dreamweaver and got this handy error message:

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4866/noerroroccurredia1.th.jpg (http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=noerroroccurredia1.jpg)

Way to contradict yourself!

Smoking does have its benefits...

http://rusty.dotnode.com/albums/ba/c0/15771.jpeg

And I'm going to hell for laughing at this...

http://rusty.dotnode.com/albums/ba/c0/15745.jpeg

Jenga champion?!? :biggrin:

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/84/pic04472cd5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Wait a minute... something's wrong here...

http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/16675/2002156020748586694_rs.jpg

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

http://rusty.dotnode.org/albums/ba/c0/15747.jpeg

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/869/cartoon27826b0bx8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/9827/86019529jv1.png

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4862/ccub9.png

Brave Dog
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/5601/bravefv1.png

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/5070/greenui9.png

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/9149/bummr7.jpg

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8710/earthef8.jpg

Guys you should always carry a packet with you.............. post- it notes that is . :embarrassed:




http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6041/postitnotepi7.jpg

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1160/jokesme1.jpg

http://rusty.dotnode.com/albums/ba/c0/15838.gif

...that the internet is full of morons.

http://rusty.dotnode.com/albums/ba/c0/15839.gif

http://rusty.dotnode.com/albums/ba/c0/15835.jpeg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/dereksmalls5/sickjokesmall5zc.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/dereksmalls5/vintagepornx2.jpg



http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/dereksmalls5/maisy.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/dereksmalls5/HomerChalk.gif

http://drawn.ca/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/matthammill.jpg

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/515/catinhataz6.png

Very fitting I thought...:biggrin:
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/Facey_album/WeddingVows.jpg

/slap facey!

I just PMd that image to nerdy!
Probably at the same time you posted it..grrr :P

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2379/jokes1zh5.jpg

For anyone who likes Postsecret and LOLcats - here is the site for you!

http://lolsecretz.blogspot.com/

(warning - slightly depressing)

omg jewels the one with the duck and her chicks is soooooo sad. please tell me its really a gag ...not real...not real....not real.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2379/jokes1zh5.jpg
Jewels love the positions one lol but awwwwww poor icckle quakers.

For anyone who likes Postsecret and LOLcats - here is the site for you!

http://lolsecretz.blogspot.com/

(warning - slightly depressing)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com

Other means of payment.....

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/attachment/872/dkchan-b-233-0-230707.jpg

Oooh Fender....

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/35000/Monkey-Mouths--35067.jpg

/me runs... FAST!! :eek:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z61/ajuk7/B1.jpg?t=1201883129

The hand down the pants is hilarious

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z61/ajuk7/B4.jpg?t=1201883211

Council estate barbie:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z61/ajuk7/CouncilEstateBarbie.jpg?t=1201883253

Welfare barbie:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z61/ajuk7/WELFARE_BARBIE.jpg?t=1201883308

Lol, welfare barbie made me chuckle.

Hahaha! Great stuff :D

Check this out, I thought this would be cool to share.

Spot the Man’s Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans...

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa287/MichellStyle/iSketch%20stuff/NutMan.jpg

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds,
the right half of your brain is better developed than most people.
If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally.
If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is
functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein.
If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, look for more of this type of exercise
to make that part of the brain stronger.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Palermo&daddr=Eastern+Finland,+Finland&mrcr=0&sll=40.711093,-73.919792&sspn=0.116588,0.233459&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=3&ll=55.875311,-38.144531&spn=45.233235,119.53125&om=1&msid=112388738701142488613.0000011218786871535c7&msa=0

look at the time to do it!

"Daddy, i'm tired, can we go to that hotel?"
"No, we need to get there in _ days and _ hours!"

What does it say in the pyramid below?
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa287/MichellStyle/iSketch%20stuff/ParisSpringtimevisual-1.jpg

Now read it word for word.
.
.
.
Bet you didnt notice the two "the's" in the sentence the first time you looked at it. "Paris in THE THE springtime.":smile:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-curiosity-killed-the-cat.jpg

:razz:

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w124/pootsie256/funny%20photos/96dd4669.jpg

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Palermo&daddr=Eastern+Finland,+Finland&mrcr=0&sll=40.711093,-73.919792&sspn=0.116588,0.233459&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=3&ll=55.875311,-38.144531&spn=45.233235,119.53125&om=1&msid=112388738701142488613.0000011218786871535c7&msa=0

look at the time to do it!

"Daddy, i'm tired, can we go to that hotel?"
"No, we need to get there in _ days and _ hours!"

I don't get it... :sad:

Look at this one.

http://www.comicsreporter.com/images/uploads/001.jpg

Sorry for the massive reading.:smile:

Garfield...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/cmstangl/garfield/ga060626.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/cmstangl/garfield/ga060622.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/cmstangl/garfield/ga060507.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/cmstangl/garfield/ga060610.gif

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa115/boonsunlimited/80q0xz8.jpg
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa115/boonsunlimited/2iw3qet.jpg

Not so much a visual gag, but a daft never the less....

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb247/tazcoupe/biscuits.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-bomb-goes-off-in-livingroom.jpg

I dunno why but this reminds me of Fy :smile:

Some signs that made me go o_O:

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd226/S_The_King/Internet%20pics/no_gorillas.jpg Darn!

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd226/S_The_King/Internet%20pics/push_button_automatic.jpg

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd226/S_The_King/Internet%20pics/_44118842_bunker_signs.jpg Shhhhh!!

Now I know where to go after a visit from the lovely ladies :biggrin:

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii224/jsinghd/brokenlimb.jpg

*shameful bump*

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z61/ajuk7/Bats.jpg

I was in my local Woolies the other day, and this sign had me laughing hysterically and I had to take a piccy.

EVERY sign in the shop was the same! Not sure if it was an oversight, or a fairly badly behaved workforce...

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9628/tattoofi4.png

Lol, reminds me of one of my faves:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/ProofReader/Phunnies/Tattoo.jpg

and here's a couple more:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/ProofReader/Phunnies/Exibis-01.gif

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/ProofReader/Phunnies/NotSexy.jpg

Never fart in a wetsuit ...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/ProofReader/Phunnies/WetsuitFart.jpg