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They found him naked in the alley behind the bar, scrubbing the cotton candy... Is creative alright ;)

Guess what I've been doing? That's right -- pushing the chipmunk

Spooky that, real spooky ....:eek:

Like most boys his age, he wasn't above pressure washing the meat. :eek:

hmmm... washing sure... pressure washing? Egh, i'll try everything once.

She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were

exorcising the trouser ham bulldog

/me sniggers

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above flirting with the pocket brontosaurus.

Gosh!

He was so drunk he was literally wearing the gecko. :eek:

*SketchMcDraw steps away from the gecko.

Is it just me or are all the euphemisms euphemisms of one thing, or a variation of that one thing... :rolleyes:

Is it just me or are all the euphemisms euphemisms of one thing, or a variation of that one thing... :rolleyes:

I have no idea what you mean....:razz:

She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him plowing the moose.

Now ain't that the truth. PLOWING THE MOOSE. Pervert.

He spent every lunch hour at home... angering the sausage.

/me chuckles

Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed unleashing the mushroom.

/me takes all the mushrooms out of his meal.....

From behind the curtain came the unmistakable sounds of beating the pocket yak.

/me :eek:

She checked the coast was clear before chasing the four-legged best friend.

One thing I could never figure out was how he kept his shoes on while teasing the cowboy.

Well, if he's a cowboy too... Ouch. Spurs.

She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were salting the surgeon general.

Does that mean they are cannibalistic?:rolleyes:

/me doesn't carry on

Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience stealing the biscuits.

-____-"

:rolleyes:

In fifty years, would people of our age still call it pointing at the elves?

I must be missing out on so much, wasn't aware they did that now:eek: