Lol, right I can't really think of a good title for this thread yet... but if someone comes up with one they could pm me :) (well that's if this thread continues :) ) But yeah, basically the idea is you post a wish.The next poster then has to grant the wish but make it bad, then make their own wish... so... E.g.

Post 1:
I wish I had a new laptop

Post 2:
You get a new laptop but it's screen only displays in black and white.

I wish I had a new phone

Post 3:
You get a new phone but... blah blah blah

Get the idea? :)

Right I'll start. (duh)

I wish I had a new laptop

Technically, it ought to be called 'Ruin Someone's Wish - Part 4' as that's the amount of resurrections :P But I like Wish Changer :)

Here's your new laptop.... microwave. Happy cooking!

I wish nice things happened more often in life.

Bad things happen to you in order to balance out all the nice things happening to everyone else.

I wish I was an iSketch admin :razz:

You become iSketch admin but Rob starts charging a fee and noone plays anymore :cry:

I wish I could fly

You become an admin but then you get piled under with requests from n00bs about cheaters ;)

(I really should have back looked :D But eh ;) I'll leave it as wish changer for a while then :) )

Why am I alwaaaaaaaaays slow? xDDD

You can fly, but you lose your sight so you can't see where you're flying :)

I wish I was taller

You are stretched out so that although you are ten feet tall, you are also incredibly thin and no one can see you if you turn sideways.

I wish my fridge was full of alcoholic beverages.

It's full of girly alcoholic beverages that you're embarassed to admit you possess, like, hmm, blue wkd.

I wish... the holidays were longer...

The holidays are longer, but you're locked in the house and there is nothing to do except tv, and there is Nothing on tv except the same old christmas songs on a music channel :D

I wish I was less tired...

The holidays are longer, but you're locked in the house and there is nothing to do except tv, and there is Nothing on tv except the same old christmas songs on a music channel :D ...

You know what? You just described my holidays (although I did have internet and HBO/English movie channels...), but it's OK... I still wish they were longer... =)

[wish change]
Now you're so hyperactive people think you've got ADD
[/wish change]

edit:
Wish:
I wish wishes were horses xP

-prod prod- :) You need to make a wish. I'll make another :D

I wish it would rain.

Ohhh, wish granted... it rains day and days until you wonder if you'll ever see the sun again. XD (I don't want to ruin this wish too badly lol)

I wish I could pull off a fringe.

Lolol. :) I miss it raining heavy I really want it to be lightning and shiz.. :)

Right... You get a fringe, but it gets to that silly length where it's infront of your eyes so you can't actually see through it.. :P

I wish I could sing and dance well :P

You sing and dance so well that you become a superstar. Except that a tabloid then reports on all your most embarrassing secrets. There is a 50% chance you become a drug addict.

I wish that this wish does not get ruined. (o.O)

It doesn't get ruined... it gets preserved for all of eternity just as it is, but then, no one understands what it stands for.

I wish for a blue and gray bean bag.

You get a blue and grey bean bag... but it had no beans in it.. :(

I wish I could be bothered to go downstairs...

You go downstairs, but on your way you trip and fall and break your neck! You then hafta spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair... dw though, I'm sure Edward still loves you (as much as he ever did.. ;) )

I wish this blimey headache would go awayyyyyyy

Your headache goes away, and is replaced by a series of thoughts that lead you to putting your carpet in the fridge!

I wish I had more food in this room.

You get more food, but there's now so much food that you cannot move.. xD

I wish I wanted to do work.

You get A-level Maths exam papers to solve. :biggrin:

Me wishes me could enjoy a week out with my brothers. :razz:

They start the week as your brothers, but end the week as your sisters :eek:

I wish the moon were made of cheese.

You get your wish the moon is made of cheese but it melts and starts dripping hot globs of molten cheese to the earth.

I wish I could get over this cold.

You do, but then you realise you've gotten under the weather! :razz: lolz sorry don't worry u'll get out of that, too! :razz:

They start the week as your brothers, but end the week as your sisters




:cry::cry::cry:

Me wishes for a safe trip around Uranus and Neptune. :biggrin:

You get a safe trip around Uranus and Neptune, but crashland on Pluto.

I wish my girlfriend lived closer :(

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RR

Your girlfriend shifts to a new home right next to yours... but that turns out to be only for her parents. Your girlfriend goes to Iran for 6 years for further education.

Me wishes to see the planets thru a cool Schmidt-Cassegrain.

You see them collide with each other and fall on the earth destroying life forever.

I wish I could type faster.

You type faster but your internet connection slows even more than already >>>>:DDDDD ;) So you can't actually post anything anyways and everything lags.

I wish I had all the twilight books. :)

You get them all.. in Arabic.

I wish I can think of a good wish.

I can vaguely read arabic though :DDDD SO it wouldn't be too bad ;)))

You think of a good wish yet there is no one around to grant it...

I wish I had a better memory.

You have a better memory but bring up all those icky repressed ones too.

I wish I wasn't nocturnal, you know. Like normal people!

Lol you wake when it's light and sleep when it's dark. Always. :P So now when it gets dark early you're asleep and you hardly sleep in summer as there is no darkness :D

I wish I could say no more :P

You end up typing in another language (too many typos)... :razz:

Me wishes me could get rid of this skull-fetish from someone.

EDIT: WRONG PAGE!

Your wish doesn't come true. Instead, you watch this show where a girl wishes for the same, and then turns into a statue in the park. Be careful what you wish for!

:P this person gets over their skull fetish but then ends up loving another bone in the body :)

I wish I would think before I acted.

Granted, but you forget your dialogues.

Hmm.. I wish I could just go to bed now.

>.> I think you should sleep too xDDD Lol. You go to sleep but you then end up sleeping in till the next night. :P

I wish I could look after my hamster better... :)

You look after your hamster but it becomes ill.

I wish I could get another 110 on iSketch.

p.s. I think I've seen this game somewhere before...

Edit: http://www.isketchforum.net/ruin-someones-wish-t1266.html
Lol, it's been on here several times by the look of it :P Glad it's back though because I don't think I posted in the last one :)

Yeah Vik said the same, :P It's apparently the 4th resurrection.. :) I found it in the older threads after I looked around a bit :P But yeah. xD

You get 110 on iSketch but then you can't score above 50 points in all future games.

I wish I could draw better :)

You start drawing a masterpiece but then you spill sticky orange juice all over it :P

I wish I could be imaginative...

You become so imaginative that you start to hallucinate and see things which aren't there.. See aint that much fun now ;)

I wish I had an ipod (that worked)

You get your ipod but the only songs you can get to play on it are songs you don't like.

I wish my house were clean.

Your house becomes clean, but your clothes become dirty. Every single one. :P

I wish I didn't have an exam today.

:o Beaten by Sorsieeeeee! How embarrassing :embarrassed: ;)
You don't have an exam today because you failed the last one and are not allowed to take this one :o

I wish I had an extra hour of sleep this morning -_-

Awww.. I FAILED THE LAST ONE??!??!?! :O And lololololol at being beaten by me.. srsly. Everyone else always beats me.. xD You got beat by captain slow ;)

You get an extra hours worth of sleep, or two.. or 4... and you end up sleeping the day :P

I wish I had a computer (sometimes)

You get an extra hours worth of sleep, or two.. or 4... and you end up sleeping the day :P
I thought these were meant to turn out bad :razz:

You have a computer, which has a mind of its own and takes over your room, your house, you life! :eek:

I wish I didn't have a report to write.

Your lecturer changes their mind, and asks you to write a thesis instead.

I wish I could beat Deebs' score in Mahjong Connect

You do beat db's score, but only because the whole Arcade is reset and all High Scores are wiped.

I wish I had a genie.

You get a genie but it has already run out of wishes xD

I wish I could go somewhere nice on holiday.

You go to Nice (in France) but it's awful!
(Not actually true cos Nice is actually a very accurate name for the place :p)

I wish I could teleport.

You teleport yourself irreversibly to some Paleozoic volcanic island.

I wish I could bowl off-spin.

You bowl super off-spin but because the ball turns so much, every ball is given wide.

I wish I could bat (well).

You join an expert batting club but it turns out to be the flying type of bat :P

I wish I could find some buried treasure.

You find one in the middle of an archaeological expedition and get caught. xD

I wish I could fly.

You learn to fly but you can only fly once per day.

I wish I could post at Pi O'Clock.

You make a post.. but you never realise it as you don't remember what Pi is.

I wish I could get back all my lost arcade high scores ( i played 23 games first :eek: )

You get all your Arcade high scores back but your name has changed to db1986 :P

I wish to travel the world.

Lololol You travel the world, via prison stays.. :O

I wish I had more tinned peaches.

You get more tinned peaches but when you open them they are all bad

I wish I didn't have an ear infection

Awww.. That Sucks.. :( Get well soon Nyna... You don't have an ear infection, but you now have a skin infection. :P

I wish that I had a clap on light switch :P (laziness to the max ;))

You get it.. but every time you clap, the bulb blows out and you need to replace it.

I wish I woke up early today.

You wake up early but you're tired for the rest of the day.

I wish I didn't have to go to my lecture in 20 minutes.

The lecture timing has been advanced by 15 minutes. Ruuunnnnnnnnnnn :twisted:

I wish I have uni off tomorrow.

Uni is off tomorrow but your course subscription has been cancelled :twisted:

I wish I stop people beating my arcade high scores.

People stop beating your high scores, because there are no highscores! The arcades been removed! :o

I wish my phone worked.

You get 100 wrong-calls every hour.

I wish I can win in Blitz!

You win in Blitz! because you're the only player guessing.

I wish I could play iSketch :cry:

You play iSketch but then you're playing in a room of n00000Bsssss who draw all the fun stufff :P ;)

Lolol

I wish I had a face. :P

You do have a face.... but it's not your own (/flirt Face/Off :p)

I wish I had your high score :p

Lolol you get my highscore but then tazcoupeeee beats it.. >.> lolol. It's a fun game :DDD

I wish I had more time to spend in the arcadeeee :P

You do have more time, in fact, you have FOREVER!! :twisted:

I wish I could go home now.

You go home, but you've been robbed.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

You don't have a headache.. you have a stomach ache instead XD

I wish my sleeping patterns weren't backwards :eek:

Your headache's gone, but Edward decides to give u a heartache. :biggrin: Enjoy! :biggrin::twisted:

DAMN U MEDEA! :razz:

Your sleeping patterns become forwards (??), but you start walking backwards.

Meeeee wishes me gets thrown in water + mud & cake on face. :biggrin::biggrin:

Lolol @ mathsies. xD

You get that, but that's only because everyone has just been thrown in water with the mud cake face :P

I wish I was a little bit faster. :)

You're a little bit faster, but your increase in speed leads to you tripping over and falling :smile:

I wishhhh I wasn't so tired

You become not tired at alll but then you can't sleep ever. because you're so awake ;) :DDD

Yeah. :p

I wish I had done more revision earlier.. >.> Gosh. xD

Hehe.. you've done more revision earlier, but you still fail your exams because you're stoopid ! XP (nuh I'm sure you're really smart :rolleyes: .. nuh really :P)

I wishhhh I wasn't so bored

You're not bored any more because you have to do lots of work :P

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

You stop procrastinating.. but now have nothing to do anymore. procrastination is half the fun about work :D Lol.

I wish I was a butterfly.. (eh why not, they don't have lots of exams.. or do they? O_O)

You become a butterfly... but in a rainforest full of butterflies. :biggrin:

me wishes me could have a mud bath. :razz:

You get a mud bath, then get chucked into water... So then you're clean. Eh. :P

I wish I was very good at something.

You become a member of MENSA and are very clever but it only lasts one day.

I wish I could have a sixth sense.

You get a sixth sense... that allows you to see dead people :twisted: (yer I'm not very creative, sshh)

I wish someone would feeeed me

LOLOL I thought that said feared me.. it made me rofl. xD
Uhh you get fed constantly.. people have fettishes on making people fat ya know ;) I read an article about it... :o

I wish someone would heal my hand... stupid lots of writing.. now can't type well.. xD

Your hand gets healed, but you get Edward's hand in its place. :biggrin: (We chopped it off him (he died in the WYR thread, remember?) and fixed it onto yours).

Me wishessssss me learns to coooooook vegetarian food without burning/injuring myself.

LMAO @ feared me.. hahahhaha
And also lol PEOPLE have fettishes makin people fat eh? These PEOPLE wouldn't happen to be you? :) Lolol

A magical wizard comes and heals your hand but in the process he decapitates your other hand accidentily :)

EDIT: Beatennnn grr!
You learn to cook vegetarian food so well that you become a professional chef for a vegetarian restaurant, you become rich and famous but then the fame and money go to your head and you become a drug addict, alcoholic etc etc :P

I wishhhhhh I didn't have to get up so early and go into uni tomorrow :eek:

You don't. Your University burns down overnight. This means that all your records are burnt and you have to repeat all your subjects in order to complete your degree.

I wish I could be a better person

You do, but before that, the pool boy you were mean with pushes you into an icy cold pool 100 times. :razz:

me wishes me could do some titration now without breaking anything or staining my clothes or getting chemicals in my mouth, eye, etc. :razz::razz:

Hehe Saff ^^ I haven't started my degree yet so that's okey by me!! Burn uni burrrrn

And lol mathsy, why do you break things and get chemicals in your face doing titrations?!! Lmao
Okey so you titrate without breaking or spilling anything but you overshoot the endpoint and end up having to do it all over again XP

I wishhhh I had some dvd's to watch tonightttt

You do, but they're all pirated and stop working half way through.

I wish I had a keypad on my laptop.

A keypad magically appears, but numlock doesn't work properly so you are unable to use it- so instead, the space it occupies just makes the other keys smaller and creates typing difficulties!

I wish I was an only child

You become an only child because your parents leave you for adoption :P

@ Medsaeeeasse NO SRSLY though, there was this article about this guy who kept feeding his lover because he loved her fat and made her eat all this food constantly and paid her to eat etc.. it was gross.

I wish... hmm.. I wish... I had some chocolate here. :)

You have some chocolate here but it makes it hard to see the screen with the chocolate being spread all over it.

I wish it were Friday

Lol. ^___^ Mmm.. chocolate screen.. :p

Uhh it becomes friday, but when it becomes friday you suddenly remember there was something you were supposed to do on thursday.. :P whoops. :D

I wish... I could punch through walls.. (Wow, that'd be pretty cool.. :P)

You start punching through walls... but... through large openings in the walls! :razz: roflmao

me wishessss meeee could differentiate xylem from phloem without ever getting confused again.

Lolol.. you become a plant, so you can now tell the difference ;) I think it's phloem flows away from the plant? xylem is the other.. and brings water? But I bet I'm wrong.. xDDD

I wish I could drawwwwww better :D

You become an expert at drawing genetalia and you eventually get banned from iSketch.

I wish I could fly up the stairs

Lol you can fly upstairs, but now you can't get down any of them, so you're stuck on the top floor of buildings until someone rescues you with a crane? (iono)

I wish my shower sprayed chocolate instead of water.

Edit beat:

Your shower sprays chocolate but it gets clogged so now you have to call a plumber and it is expensive!

I wish my ear were not clogged anymore.

Your ear isn't clogged.. but now your nose is :)

I wishhhhhhhhh I had new clothesss XD

You get new clothes but they're very out of fashion.. big fluffy things ;) lololololol

I wish I had more teaaa...

Ahaha
You get more tea, so much tea that you are swimmingggg in tea.. no not just swimming.. drowning in steaming hot tea.. muahaha
Death by tea.. fascinating way to go Sors ;) Hehe

I wishhhhhhhhhhh I had a pool

You do, but it is actually a pool table and the water always drains through the pockets :p

I wish it stopped raining

It stops raining... but it starts snowing! :cry:

me wishes me cud be an expert at mechanics... without ever losing my expertise in other areas of Maths.

Lol. You become an expert at mechanics, but... in exams you can not demonstrate this expertise as you always write down the wrong thing.. :P

I wish my clothes were dry.. (Yeah it's sunny now.. >.> Rains when I bike doesn't it.. >.>)

They get so dry that they catch fire :eek:

I wish I slept a little longer.

You sleep a little longer, but it gives you so much energy that you can't sleep the next night!

I wishhhhh I had tickets to kings of leon :sad:

You win tickets, but then they are stolennn.

I wish I could stop beign so indecisive XD

You make some decisions, but they are bad decisions! XD

I wishhhh I didn't fall asleep this arvo.. :eek:

You stay awake, but you end up tired this evening and end up sleeping then waking just after there is nothing to eat or do(after your net cuts out:P).

I wish soemone woudl actually decide to come watch this silly movie with me while im ina semi social frame of mind haha.

Someone decides to go with you but they have a problem with gas.. ;)

I wish my room was tidier

Your room is tidier but there is a rotten egg smell you can't get rid of.

I wish I had more time to read my book.

You have more time to read because no one is inviting you out/wants to see you :P

I wish I had more moneeeeyyyyy

You get much, much more money! But it's in Zimbabwean Dollars :s

I wish I could play the guitar well.

You can play the guitar well, but that's only because guitars are now defined as one stringed instruments :P heheheheh :D

I wish my floor was a trampoline :)

Your floor is a trampoline, but it means you're always bouncing and never still.

I wish I wasn't feeling sleepy.

You aren't sleepy anymore but now you are SO wide awake that you can't get to sleep tonight no matter how hard you try and tomorrow you will be 10 times as sleepy as you are now.

I wish my sister would have her baby already! I want to see the lil guy!

She has her baby, but they got the gender incorrect and its a lil gal (there were so many other things that could be said, but they were too haorrible to even contemplate!)

I wish that I didn't just run out of wine :(

Lol you keep drinking but then get liver diseaseness... (too early for me to be spelling big words)

I wish I didn't have an exam today...

Anyway you gonna get that exam!

I wish there is cure for eternity....

There is now a cure for eternity... There. :) heh heh :) Nothings ever eternal anymore.. >.> Ever. I hope you're happy :D

I wish my back was being nicer to me.. >.>

(I wish that for you, too)
Your back pain subsides.....only to be replaced by a toothache that obviously requires root canal treatment.

I wish I hadn't lost two hours Internet time when my ISP was down earlier :(

:) Aww.. You get back those two hours with amnesia so you don't actually remember what you wanted to do in those 2 hours.. So you just spend it looking at the screen giggling at all the pretty colours :D

I wish I didn't have so much to do before Friday

You don'ttttt... you ignore it all instead XD

I wishhh I felt better earlier so I could have gone into uni :sad:

Awww... you felt better, went into uni, loved it there and became Nerd #001 (nothing wrong with being a nerd, I'm getting you to admit to being one :razz:)

I wish I had more time to do the DoF comp properly!

Wish granted. But you find that you have read the due date incorrectly, and you send in perfect answers 24 hours too late.

I wish that people were not so judgemental.

There are no more judgemental people in the world. No more judges... So no verdicts are ever decided on criminals.. The world is now over run with criminals... well done saff. :D :P

I wish that I was younger.

You become younger, but you forget all about Edward/Robert and Twilight. :biggrin:

Me wishes to join university this September (where I live, not abroad!)... :cry:

You join the university that you wish, but half way through the year you are transferred to another uni.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Maow. You stop procrastinating.. You get all your work doneee :) But you still fail anyways. :D

Uhh... I wish I had more food. :)

You get more food but it's dog food :razz:

I wish I could type faster.

Lolol. You type so fast you now burn off the keys on your keyboard.. It just couldn't handle your speedy skillz ;)

I wish I hadn't lost my wallet ages ago.. >.>

You never lose your wallet and it's full of loads of cash! Problem is it's all funny money and when you try and pay hire a bike you get caught out and PC Plod arrives on his cycle and takes you awayyyy! Hope you like porridge :)

I wishhhhh I didn't eat such a heavy lunch xD

Your heavy lunch decides it doesn't want to be in your stomach anymore and you throw it up. O_O

I wish people would just say what they really think and not play stoopid games :S

People tell you what they think, but you decide that you don't like the truth and it ends up losing you all your friends xD

I wish that there was always good tv on. :D

There is a good selection of TV programmes on but you don't have a television to watch them on :P

I wish we had better PC speakers.

You find the perfect speakers, but you suffer a terrible head injury and lose your hearing as a result.

I wish I did not like chocolate quite so much ^^

You stop liking chocolate but then get a huge pile of chocolate fro a friend who knew how much you loved it. :P

I wish I didn't have a headache.

You no longer have a headache, nor do you have a head!

I wish that time wouldn't seem to go so fast when having fun

Time never seems to go fast again. But this is because you never have any more fun for the rest of your life....

I wish my son didn't want to play a certain contact sport (where in the game this afternoon, one person got taken to hospital, another had suspected concussion, and one left the field with copious amounts of blood pouring down his face, came back on at 3/4 time and the commentators talked about how he probably had "a couple of staples in the back of his head holding it together")

Your son stops playing that contact sport, but changes to playing with knives and fire. :D lol. Just be happy he hasn't been injured yet, and make sure he knows the dangers, and just make sure he knows how to play safe... And has all the decent safety gear (If they use safety gear e.g. gumshields etc)

I wish I didn't hate maths so much. I've decided it's one of the worst subjects in the world. :D (I don't care if Maths gets offendeedd btw. :P)

hehe Sorsie I refuse to let him play (much to his disgust!) But in my defence - he only has one kidney, so shoot me for being over-protective :P

OK, so you don't hate maths, you hate science instead, and your dreams of becoming the Forum Science Dux die a horrible death.

I wish my children would go to sleep at a reasonable hour!

They do.. butttt.. they wake up at an unreasonable hour :twisted:

I wishhhhhhh everything didn't suck so much.. (very nondescript I know.. lol)

Granted. Nothing sucks any more.
No more gravity as the Earth doesn't suck. No more lollipops. And no more...other things that suck.... *leaves that to your imagination*

I wish I enjoyed isketch as much as I used to

You doooo, but as a result you are stuck on it for hours straight and never get anything else done!!

I wishhh I hadn't forgotten about my online physics test till 6 minutes before it closes.. oooooooops -__-

You remember your online physics test, but get it confused with the Physics Question in the Science DUX so get all the answers wrong. o.O

I wish I was more confident

You become more confident, but then you have so many people calling you and messaging you that you have no time in your days!!

I wish that I thought before I spoke..

You think before you speak, but everything you think about - you speak. *cough*

I wish I was not so unmotivated right now.

You become more motivated but then do so much you burn out!!

I wish I was abroad on holidays right now!!

You go abroad on holidays, but you go to a country with an outbreak of Swine Flu, and are kept in quarantine for the duration of your holiday.

I wish the weekend had 3 days instead of 2.

(It does in the UK this weekend)

You get 3 days for a weekend but then you get less wages cos you work less hours!!

I wish I had more patience

You get more patience, but you become lazier than ever.

Me wishes me weren't a coward.

You are no longer a coward, but are forever dressed as the lion from The Wizard of Oz.

I wish for world peace xxx

The world is peaceful, but you're the only one in it.

I wish for a cup of tea

You have a cup of tea, however you are chained to your chair and can never get near enough to drink it, forced to only have it taunt you, sitting quietly in front of you...

I wish i could know what people were feeling

You gain the ability of knowing what people are feeling, but you are forced to choose a sense to lose.

I wish i could be bothered to read in these holidays.

You can be bothered to read in these holidays, but end up reading the same sentence again, and again, and again...

I wish for the moon.

and you get THE MOON but :twisted:.... this "moon" comes from a big guy named Bubba that is a huge, hulking, sweaty, smelly plumber extrordinaire AND you are stuck recieving this moon once a day for all time and you cannot avoid it..EVA! :eek::razz::eek: xD

I wish to find something like The Summerland here on earth and live in its precious beauty.

I had to google the Summerland to write this post...oh, and your last response was EPIC!!

You find the Summerland paradise on earth, but soon realize that things are a little toooo peacefull...that there seems to be a calm before a storm, and suddenly the Summerland implodes and here you are back in the year 2009 :twisted:

I wish I could skip ahead a couple of years when I'll be done school!

You do skip ahead however you know remember nothing of your school years and are forced to right grammatically challenged sentences such as 'ill be done school' :twisted: for the rest of your life, never being able to get a job and have to live your life as a bum in a van down by the river!!

I wish I got off of work earlier...

You get off of work earlier but you get a pay cut.

I wish I could be in 2 places at once!

Yeps, you are now able to simultaneously be in two places. But those two places are HULL and GRIMSBY. :(

I wish that I had my own house. :)

You have your own house but the previous ownders covered up multiple problems with paint and other cosmetic upgrades...so you have to do a ton more work than you expected!

I wish my student loan would come now, and not wait until after school starts!

Your loan comes now but the interest rate went up on it and is ginormous and you are going to be paying it back for the rest of your life and then some!

I wish I could live on the coast.

You get to live on the coast but your house is a cardboard box xD

I wish for a toasted sandwich with sun-dried tomatoes and mozzarella, yummy :P

You get your very yummy toasted sandwich with sundried tomatoes BUT THEN you realise that something is staring at you.....
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k303/spinmon/100_2840.jpg
And you suddenly realise ..the person that made your sandwich used cousins of the killer tomatoes..and they set ramapage on your town...eating humans for revenge...revenge for you eating thier cousins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w38/elmstreet1979/killertomatoes.jpg
and you run for cover..as these killer tomatoes are chanting your name ... DB DB DB DB DB..and everyone knows...it is you that brought this evil about them! :twisted::twisted::twisted: and you must forever hide to save your life.............

I wish for my true love to come and get me, take me away to live with him--loved--forever.

Your true love comes to take you away but he takes you to an uninhabited country and locks you in a giant tower :P

I wish that I could have magical powers.

Granted, you now have X-ray vision....but it only works on Conan O'Brian

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_59/Funny_Pictures_592.jpg



I wish I could eat whatever I want and be thin and healthy!

And You get your wish! You can eat ANYTHING you want and stay healthy and THIN! The only thing is! that ..your body will take on the characteristics or colour of the main ingredients of the food or the characteristics of the name of the food in question (your body jusy decides it that way!) So, for instance if you ate a leopard burger you get skin like this:
http://artistify.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/leopard_man.jpg

or a hotdog:

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/funny_child_costumes/LW%20Child%20Hotdog.jpg

or

Toast:

http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/toast-costume-1.jpg (hey toast is thin sideways)

But be careful with processed foods as they are full of:

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Child%20Cockroach%20Halloween%20Costume.jpg mdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :twisted::twisted::twisted: Je suis tres mal de cette facon. mdr :twisted:

I wish I could teleport myself anywhere in the world to see and visit my close friends and loved ones whenever I wished.

You are given the ability to do this, but you teleport yourself to me in the dead of winter and your toes get frozen off as you are used to the hot Texan weather!

I wish that money wasn't an issue

You win the lottery so that money becomes no object, however you develop quite a nasty rash all over your skin :P

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

You are given the superpower of changing your appearance at will, but after a long day of playing around with the ability, you have turned yourself into looking like this:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/Rl3XtYA_RzI/AAAAAAAAArY/Y-VINMR6Pw8/s400/camel_mahmood(malyousif)(Mahmood+Al-Yousif).jpg

And suddenly your power has been broken and you can't remember how to change yourself back!


I wish that my coffee wasn't so darn strong this morning

Your coffee is no longer so strong but now it is extremely weak and pretty much tastes like you are drinking water with a tiny splash of coffee.

I wish that I could lose weight more rapidly but still have it be a healthy weight loss that will remain off.

You do lose your weight, and now look like this:


http://priscillasnotebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/runway_model_ana_anamia_proana_skinny_slim_girl_sh ow.jpg
(It's healthy enough, isn't it? :razz:)

I wish people here on iSketch Forum stop hating me...

Dear Maths....the people here on the iSketch forum do not hate you (perhaps on occasion are overwhelmed by your maths-y-ness, but definitely not hate), from my perspective anyway. But to go along with the Wish Changer idea.........people stop hating you, but suddenly you are so smothered with love that you just can't handle coming here because quite frankly, the love starts to creep you out after a little while.

I wish I had a giant chocolate bar in front of me right now....***drools***

Rofl. You have a giant chocolate bar infront of you... But ALAS you cannot eat it because you have no mouth. Maybe you could sniff it? :P

I wish my stuff would all be packed so I don't have to do it. xD

P.s. Maths we don't hate you.. :) Just think about other people before you speak. :) xxx

All your stuff gets packed but, as Sooty did it, he sells it all for a wand :)

I wish to go to the moon.

Lol. So do we sparrow, so do we. :)
So you go to the moon, and stay there with no internet. THANK THE LORD. :) ahahahaha.

I wish sooty was actually alive without the aid of my hand. :P

Who the hell is sooty? Oh well, you see Sooty for a while... umm... 30 minutes... is that enough? Nah, 50 minutes. And he takes you through four time zones - Medieval, Ocean, Aztec and Future World. You spend 10 minutes in each zone. In the last 10 minutes, you strive to garner gold credits in a SOOTY DOME, but you end up collecting 56 gold credits and 78 soot credits, giving you a grand total of -22. So, you receive a sooty crystal (your memento), and go home with your head hanging low in shame, and Sooty says, "I guess that's it for this life, Saucy. Meet you with more ketchup in the next life. I'll be waiting. Cheerios!". Then, Sooty disappears into thin air, and you read:

THE SOOTY MAZE presented by SOOTY

Then you wake up. :biggrin:

P.S. It is a sooty maze, but you had to collect gold credits to win, not those pathetic sooty ones.

I wish I could kick an evil girl's butt (umm not literally... I mean beat her in a game/competition or something... or maybe literally :twisted::razz::biggrin:) without her or her friends or her enemies or her boyfriend or her husband or parents or whoever never being able to take revenge and kick my butt. And I mean it. NO ONE kicks my butt. Not even people I know or don't know. No one in this universe. Not even God (or Satan?). Or even myself. :biggrin: :twisted: