A bit of a strange one this. See if I can explain.

I'll name two people, example Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. I ask, who would you save if there was only space for two people in a life boat, ie YOU and one of those two?

The person who replies has to name his/her reason for saving that person, then you have to name two people.

So to start us off ...

Heather Mills or Yoko Ono? :smile:

yoko ono... he has a funny name

miley cyrus or justin timberlake?

Save Miley, I dunno who he or she is but I don't like Timberlake's hair :D

Save Jennifer Aniston or Jennifer Ellison?

Jennifer Aniston. coz... who's Jennifer Ellison?

duckie [luvducks] or deadlock? :razz:

/runs.

Rarr! What, you mean there's a double of me?

/me saves luvducks

The Devil .... or .... Billy Ray Cyrus? :D

Err.. Save Billy? Maybe. :P

AJ or Me? LOL

ICHI you picking on me while I'm gone :P
Thank you deadlock ;)

Ohh tough one nerdy. :( Sorry AJ xxx

/me saves Nerdy cause she's getting married and needs to make lil nerdys

Reecer or Preisdent Bush?

/ignore luvducks :cry:

Holy crap, that is a tough one :eek:

Bus... ree.. bus.. reec.... bu... no Reecer6. Cos I'm just nice I guess :)

The pope or Mother Theresa?

mother thersa becuase i dont know who "pope" is

aly or aj (both from the band "aly & aj")

AJ, 'cause she be my sister. Gotta save her. :P

Julia Roberts or Catherine Zeta Jones?

Yoko Ono is a girl reecer =/. And I don't think you realize she was the reason The Beatles broke up.

/me runs before anyone can throw a rock at him.

eh Catherine Zeta Jones. But I really don't care for either much.

Calvin or Hobbes?

ICHI you picking on me while I'm gone :P
i wasn't picking on u, i was just thinking of u. :razz:

*ICHI gives that innocent face. =PpP

erh... Calvin is that guy right? Calvin! coz i might ended up getting eaten by a tiger. (or tigeress....) :eek:


Albert Einstein or Alexander Garham Bell? :twisted:

mother thersa becuase i dont know who "pope" is
This kid cracks me up
aly or aj (both from the band "aly & aj")
Dude, I know you like me, you don't have to use aly and aj as an excuse to always bring me up ;)
AJ, 'cause she be my sister. Gotta save her. :P
*cough*suck up*cough* only cos I've already saved you, you owe me, lmao.

ICHI, I'd save Albert Einstein, he's a smart dude. He's also kinda funny cos he forgot where he lived, which I once did too :embarrassed:

Gandalf or Dumbledore? :rolleyes:

Gandalf, he's taller so can keep an eye out for goblins.

Save Britney Spears or Christine Aguiliaiariaria?

Kill stupid hollywood people, and save the Spice Girls! hahaha
(possible? I think yes)

Save Britney Spears or Christine Aguiliaiariaria?

I would save Britney - that woman is so entertaining, albeit not in the way she intends

Save Tasmania or New Zealand

new zealand, i just want to

save a olive or a pea?

Save the olive!!!

save duck or chicken? (crossing road)

Gotta save the duck ;) <3 luvduck :P

Save iSketch or iSketchforum.net?

iSketch .. if there wasn't any isketch there wouldn't be an iSketchforum, think about it.
(Sorry.. didn't actually get the point of this game.. now I do, lololol)

Save Tim Hortons or Starbucks

Starbucks, cos Tim Horton's aren't in the UK to my knowledge anyway.

Oprah Winfrey or Jerry Springer (no win situation?)

Save Oprah, then if the lifeboat doesn't get rescued I'd barbecue her and there'd be more to eat. Not much on Jerry, plus I think he'd be very leathery ...

Save Bob The Builder or Postman Pat?

Bob the builder cause he can repair my leaking roof

Kill barney or a teletuby?

Kill Barney .. if you only kill one Teletubby the others gang up on you, they're savage when provoked!

Kermit the Frog or his nephew Robin?

Kermit of course!

Anne Robinson or Dale Winton

What a choice :O

Anne Robinson, but I can't think of a reason except she's less orange than Dale.

Save Vic Reeves or Bob Mortimer?

vic reeves, because it sounds like "vix resieves" and his last name is almost like my username

save both pigs or both horses from a second ark flooding?

Not one of each so we could crossbreed a pirse? .. okay then, pigs


Harry Potter or Valdemort?

I was considering being all controversial and saying Voldemort, however i'm too much of a Harry Potter fan for that. Kill voldemort!

Save Hitler or Stalin?

Save Stalin. Although he was a nasty man, his name doesn't have the same ring of history-polluting evil as Adolf Hitler :S

Save Jeremy Clarkson or Richard Hammond? :D

Hammond! :D

Save Richard or Judy?

Judy for the comedy value of her boob falling out at that awards thing.

Mmmm Richard for his "hilarious" Ali G impressions?

Errrrr ok ... Judy.

Save Comic Book Guy or Disco Stu?

Comic book guy cause he brings sarcasrm to a new level.

Save superman or spiderman? (assuming you were in a situation where you could save either of them)

Superman :D

Save Tony Blair or George Bush (if you'd even want to save one of them..)

I can't believe I'm going to say this....
Save George Bush cos Tony Blair has FUGLY teeth. Besides, if Tony Blair dies maybe George Bush will be stupid enough to kill himself so neither would be saved :razz:

Brad Pitt or George Clooney? :rolleyes:

Um... George Clooney. I'd save Brad Pitt because he's the better looking out of the two, but I'm not that shallow :P So, Clooney it is, lol.

Bill or Ted? lol

Ted. lol, you'd save Cloony cause he isn't as good lookin? I guess there was another reason there somewhere :P

Bill or Ben?

Flubber bubber weed, flubber bubber Vik Flubber blubber Kill Bill. Only cos the poor git's name comes first. Neither can talk properly flubber blubber. Weed should have her own show :)

Paul or Barry? To me, to you, to me, to you, yep, the chuckle brothers! :razz:

lol Vik, yeah there was a reason, but I edited it out, hehe. I guess Clooney's "personality" appeals to me more out of the two - of what I've seen and hear of them, directly (like, interviews, blah, blah).

Oi, AJ! You stole the two that I was going to ask :P
/whack throwing out ideas in front of you, lol.

Um.. Barry :D

Ant or Dec? Hehe.

Dec cos he's vertically challenged like me

Baddiel or Skinner? :eek:

Baddiel =)

Save Bruce Forsythe or Paul Daniels?

Paul Daniels, for he has the lovely Debbie McGee :D

Robbie Williams or Johnny Depp?

Depp because he has a lot of talent.

Umm... Starsky or Hutch?

Erm Starsky? =/

Belle (http://www.mandyscosplay.com/costume/disney.jpg) or Jasmine (http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/j/jasmine06walltracemae.jpg)?

Jasmine cause I just like her more, she's more of a rebel.

Oh, I have a really good one. Ready??

Columbo, or Poirot?!!?!

Urgh, omg! :eek: Kill Columbo FTW! He's just a wedgie

Trinny or Susannah?

Columbo is NOT a wedgie! How very dare you?

/me ignores AJ

Oh gosh, probably Susanna because I don't really like her dress sense and she goes lecturing others about theirs!

Vik, it's all about Monk (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00094AQZG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) :razz: Watched him this morning, funny guy

You kinda need to post an option for me :P

Fern or Phillip? :o

Oh grrr I'll do it now.

Philip cause I remember him with Gordon the Gopher.

Gordon the Gopher, or Ed the Duck?

Gordon, does Ed have a fan club? "He's a puppettttttt" but still cooler (and hand washable)

Derren Brown or Paul McKenna?

I love Derren brown! I went to his show, lol. Definately Derren!

Top cat, or Henry's cat?

Top Cat, who could ever be cooler? Plus he'd always have cash from all his scams.

Terminator or Transformer?

transformer, hoping that this time the terminator won't be back.

madonna or kylie minogue?

Save Kylie! Simply because its wrong to watch a 50 year old woman trying too hard to look young :P

Save Trisha or Jeremy Kyle?

Save Trisha ... for no reason other than I hate his show very slightly more


BB8 .. save Sam or Amanda, one pink twin must die!!

I never really knew which was which. Save the most entertaining one? Failing that, save the less-squeaky one. Failing that, save the one that can cook.

Save a Clanger or a Moomin?

A Moomin! :D

Save The Fresh Prince, or his cousin Carlton?

Oooh... tough one. The Fresh Prince would probably be more fun to hang around with, but I reckon I'd have to save Carlton, for the following reasons:

1. Carlton is rubbish with the ladies, so I'd have a better chance :P
2. His crazy dancing would be good for a giggle
3. My missus thinks Will Smith is just sex on a stick, so she'd be drooling all over him if I saved him! heh

Tony Blair or a potato?

Um ... potato. It'll taste better baked with tuna.

Save Suggs (Madness) or Terry Hall (Specials) ?

I think I'd miss Suggs. I like Madness and can't think of a Specials song. Though I bet I know one.

Imagine yourself in an anachronism. Due to an interesting accident with a time machine you now have to save either:
Isaac Newton or Albert Einstein. The present and the future depend on you!

I'd save Einstein cause gravity was flippin' obvious :P:P Any Joe Schmo could have come up with that! And Einstein has more comic value.

Errrrrrrrm.... Would you save William Shatner or David Hasslehof?

David Hasslehof :P, even though William Shatner is Canadian...

Would you save Barney or the Teletubbies?

Both are sinister choices. I don't like strange people in purple dinosaur costumes that hang around with lots of kids though, so DIE BARNEY DIE!

Save Lennie or Carl (Simpsons) ?

Carl. I like both, but I always thought Carl was the smarter one.

Mary-Kate or Ashley (Olsens) ?

I can't tell which one's which. I'll just save the one on the left :)

Ghandi or Mother Theresa (when they were both still alive)

I'd have to say Ghandi, as wonderful as Mother Theresa undoubtedly was.

puppies or kittens?

Save the kittens!!!

Hitler or Stalin? (Have we done this already? oops?)

I'd have to say Ghandi, as wonderful as Mother Theresa undoubtedly was.

puppies or kittens?

Save the kitten, I need a replacement for my mother-in-law's dying cat :sad:

Save Hilda Ogden or Vera Duckworth?

/me hugs Deadlock's mother-in-law

Save Hilda Ogden, I miss the ducks on the wall

Coronation Street or Eastenders?

Save the kitten, I need a replacement for my mother-in-law's dying cat :sad:

Save Hilda Ogden or Vera Duckworth?
Oh sure, ignore what I asked, that's really mature :rolleyes:

Gosh Fender, I'd like to see both crash and burn ASAP but I guess Eastenders is far worse, so die Eastenders, die, die, DIE!!

Barbie or Bratz?

Save the kittens!!!

Hitler or Stalin? (Have we done this already? oops?)

Oh sure, ignore what I asked, that's really mature :rolleyes:

I was considering being all controversial and saying Voldemort, however i'm too much of a Harry Potter fan for that. Kill voldemort!

Save Hitler or Stalin?

I guess that answers your question?

Barbie. Though I don't like either of them at all. Barbie is a bit superficial and flaky (I'll dump Ken for Blane, but now I'll go back to Ken?). But Bratz are worse, looking and acting kinda... skanky.

Beethoven or Mozart?

Mozart, although I don't know either of them well at all. I think Mozart was the one that wasn't deaf, right?

By the way, Deadpan... funky avatar... LOL. It makes me wonder if there's a funky song to go with it.

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/nightmare_before/01.jpg http://www.lyricsmania.com/stimages/beetlejuice.jpg http://www.johnnydepp.com/images/edwardscissorhands.jpg

Tim Burton or Danny Elfman? (They're a TEAM in Tim's movies! Wish I could add in Johnny Depp, too, but this is an either/or thing, isn't it...)

Heh I like my avatar too. Thanks to ICHI again! Don't know if there's a song to go with it though.

To be honest I've never heard of Danny Elfman until this post, but upon further research I've heard quite a bit of his music (in movies and tv)! I''d have to go with Tim Burton though, since I've watched a lot of his movies and truely loved them (I really like The Nightmare Before Christmas).

Petula Clark or Carole King?

Oh I was so going to say SAVE Carole cos Tapestry is one of my favourite CD's. But on the other hand, without Carole, Little-Eva could never have sung Loco-Motion and the world might just be Kylie-less.....tough choice.....

Okay, stick with the original - karma would suggest Kylie would get us some other way.

SpongeBob or Patrick?

spongebob! yay! 2 wanted Qs in 1 day!

mr.crabs or gary?