One Day you are having a pretty AWESOME game of iSketch, and in comes a complete pleb.

People who go:

1. I ONLY TYPE IN CAPS BECAUSE IM TEH COOLZ!!!!
2. I'm so horny please cyber?
3. Ive got aim, hotmail ICQ etc. : add ME noobie@noobnation.noob.com
4. i typ lyk d1s, n mah mi n ma bf r blats cheetin (ers)
5. *bottom boxers* who refuse to listen to people saying TAB TAB TAB!!! OTHER BOX TABB!!!!
6. Vote Abusers
7. Bottom Box Anwser sharers
8. YOUR MUMmers
9. I'm gonna get ma KREW on you type people
10. *Runs to Admins crying* : *sniff* someones bullying me because they're better than me ¬_¬
11. Just those plain annoying arsefaces
12. n00b style booting!!, it is the worst when n00bs congregate and boot

Please gather around this lovely campfire and share your n00b related stories, and feel free to add different types of noobs.

N.B : newbies are a different gentler spieces not to be confused with n00bs

Can someone translate #4 for me?

I've done 1 ,5,7 oh and 8 too. but that's not my fault.. blame the /insult thingie...
Does that make me an 11?

THATZ 0KAY TH0 CUZZ1'M G0NNE GET MAHH KREW 0N Y'ALLZ ANYWAY

Nah, I'm referring to people who only use 1-11 as their only form of communication :D

As for four: well all I can say is it hurts my eyes too

The sexual organ drawing noobs, hmm whats a propeller again oh well ill just draw a knob.
VOTE VOTE VOTE, omg why you lot voteing me.
Im being picked on here??? NOOB.
Also the ill hunt her down noob, they add you to there buddy list if you are brave enoyugh to disagree with them.
Then follow you to every room you play in, stalker style noob
But this is the world wide web so we live with it.

Oh dear, I've never had the pleasure of being iSketch stalked! !_!

When do i get to draw??!!?!?!?!?!

Hmm... you missed out WTF!!! Hint... HInt....HINt....HINT... FFS... ASL... ASL....ASL

Great thread

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"How do you play?"
- "Guess the pictures by typing, make sure what you type appears in the game box"
"Like this?" (typing in the chat box)
- "No, the top one, the "Game" box."
"I don't get it"

Eventually they get the hint. But:

"How do you hug?"
- type /hug
"how do you kiss?"
- type /kiss
"how do you whistle?"
- READ THE ♥♥♥♥ING INSTRUCTIONS AND SHUT UP.

copy and paste the instructions link if they don't understand how to freakin click on the INSTRUCTIONS box below the isketch window. Helping people on the game is fun sometimes, the smart ones anyway, but sometimes they just get on my nerves, and i move to to 2wbp

ah that felt goooood.

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There are also the ones who PM you their answers and even after you've told them they're PMing you and need to type in the other box - they take no notice and continue to do so

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Sorry to be the whining old bat here but I really don't like referring to the players you are dicussing as n00bs. I know you stated at the start that you weren't talking about newbies but the association is still there and very offputting for the many new players we get.

Following BBs suggestion, the thread name's been changed to types of PITA, and no, we're not talking flatbreads. We were all n00bs once, and not all newbies are annoying, some of them are just curious. It's a bit more suitable i think. Comments?

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How duz ya join a team lyk??

My PTFA's

1. Muppets
2. Muppets who see me win and join /team b@d
3. Members viewing threads in stealth mode (oh that's in the forum - whoops)
4. Muppets who don't realise they are muppets
5. Muppets who have just gained voting privileges and choose me as their test run
6. People who don't know that a propeller is NOT the blades on top of a helicopter - that bit is known as a ROTOR - which gives upward thrust and directional movement. A propeller is the thing which propels a ship, boat or submarine forward.
7. Muppets who can't even swear properly - FFS if you're going to do it - do it right!
8. Muppets who draw very poorly and then when nobody gets their draw, write in the game box "You're all SH!T"
9. Muppets who ask what a muppet is
10. Wombats.

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Thanks!

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Oh that's what it is...
I doubt BM meant it as personal but it is a bit much when there's 9 users online and only 1 showing.

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If a member chooses not to show as online, that's their decision. I like to be nosy too and see who is kicking around on here, but it's a personal choice for everyone and no-one is causing harm by it. The option is there for people to use after all.



Oh nooo I'm a PITA :(

Can I add another one? People who can't spell words like 'answer'?



Just teasing!

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I often bring up the forum and look through the threads without logging on, and only actually log on when I want to add a post or play in the arcade! Not really sure why anybody would want to hide themselves once they've logged on though!

We all know that these walls have ears and eyes!!

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It's a matter of privacy and not necessarily wanting people to watch your every move. I know that may well sound paranoid but there are times when all of us don't feel all that social but don't want to offend anyone.

Are they relatives of the ones that go like this? -

-How do you do the thing where it goes like *PITA does something?
-type "/me"
-"/me"
-no, without the ""
*PITA PITA

Also, the ones with the "letters are fine if it's not the actual word" idea, or the "numbers are the same as letters" idea

The PITAs that write z's and then ask why they got skipped. When you say that letters aren't allowed, they reply with, "But it was z's". Yes... z = letter. O_O They don't understand it, and you find yourself repeating it 3 times, sometimes. lol.

The PITA's that blame YOU for an admin booting someone out the room. Hmm? I did.. wha? "It's all your fault that the admin booted. You're such a trouble maker" Heh. Yes, yes it's my fault. I told the person to draw a penis! Or write! ;P

I knew me commenting further would be taken the wrong way! Me personally, I've never done it and never would but you all have your reasons. No-one's explained to me otherwise as to why they do it but this is only a forum and I can't se the damage done by people seeing if you're viewing a few threads.

But on the other hand, as I said, you all have your reasons. I'm just saying that I personally, as an individual, don't understand why.

It's important that you realise I'm not saying it's the wrong thing to do.

Can't say I've ever changed my name on iSketch either...

lol, that cracks me up

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Yup, tons of people go on invisible mode (on and off), i do it myself sometimes even tho i'm a mod. it's handy if you don't want your family finding out when you're on the forum and such. I mean, people can tell when you're online by simply looking at your posting times, so it's pretty futile if you post. But lurking without posting, i.e. just to read messages, can be done with or without invisibility, i don't see what the big deal is.

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Jeez - I only bunged that one on because when I was typing I noticed 4 members and one guest viewing - and the only member listed was me. I couldn't give a rat's arse if people are invisible or not. It was just a comment to make the list up to 10.

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It's not your fault BM, it was me that brought more attention to it.

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