We've all sat staring, slack jawed, at the stream of gobble-de-gook some newbies type. This site I chanced upon might help us decipher what they're actually going on about ...

alphadictionary.com

Even if you're familiar with some of it there's probably some PANS

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Aamof, Iha! Idgi, Wuwt?

Btw, Ipn! Jk :)

Ttyl.

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Haha, nice find, Fender. Wow, there are a lot on there :S Soon we won't be typing in real sentences..

Vik, AYSOS?

people dont actually use these right? not even the n00biest of n00bs

SHCOON - Shoot Hot Coffee Out Of Nose

WYSITWIRL - What You See Is Totally Worthless In Real Life

What??!?! when would anyone use them!
good for a laugh though :)

apropos dictionaries and stuff

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noob

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AFWIW - Anyway, For What It's Worth

Isn't it quicker to type it than work out what initial letters you need?

And come on, when will you ever use
ANFAWFOS - And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
on the internet?!?!
Or would you say it at a speech?

"So, ladies & gentlemen, thankyou for coming. ANFWA.. no.. ANFAWO..no.. hold on.. A..N..F..A..W..F..O..S....Yep, think I got it that time."

X-1-10 - Exciting
Since when?!?!

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ANFAWFOS:
Sponsor: Macs rock!

Haha, I think the emoticon thingies are the best.. I mean c'mon! And to think, somebody sat there for HOW long typing all that crap out?!!!!

/:-=( Adolf Hitler?!?! lmao dear god what will these people come up with next the emoticons are hilarious might use some of them myself:P

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Oh they missed out on these two:

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

Do
I
Look
Like
I
Give
A
F♥♥♥

F.I.G.J.A.M.

F♥♥♥
I'm
Good
Just
Ask
Me

And those funny little iSketchisms:

WWI - What Was It?
WD - Well Done
STFU - Please Stop Typing in the Chat Box - You are Annoying Me
WTF - I am a noob and although 8/9 others guessed your drawing of a box, I didn't get what you drew and had to comment
WIMTD - When is it MYYYY turn to draw?
F. U. - I am a muppet and I want to be booted

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M.M.IA.A.S.D.T.M.I.G.B, converts to my mate is an admin so dont tell me ill get banned.
Yer rite, and my dad is bigger than your dad noob.

Ok double post, but its been ages lol ok.
Ive been testing something out this week, when i find myself playing with some newbies, and they slap me ect, ive spoken to them jokingly saying ooohhhh slap me harder ect.
Ive then found they actually talk quiet nicely to me, even in pm we have said hi where we live ect, so come on lets try to think back to when we was new and give them a chance to speak to us.
I ve done it lots and giving them the time of day helps them into the game in the right manner, and gives them some confidence to play the game instead of being annoying in the room.
Or am i being to slushy here, whats your views.

Slushy.. well and truly slushy Cherry of the Wild. Are you getting soft, woman!!

In all seriousness though, I try to be as accommodating as I can to certain types of new players - but throw in someone who is really being a right dingbat, then I normally lace up my pink timberlands

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