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01-08-2007, 12:07 PM
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Washing the sloppy criminal
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01-08-2007, 04:15 PM
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im NEVER stuck for a euphemism! lol.
handy for you lower mortals.
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01-08-2007, 04:18 PM
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They found him naked in the alley behind the bar, scrubbing the cotton candy... Is creative alright ;)
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01-08-2007, 09:31 PM
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Guess what I've been doing? That's right -- pushing the chipmunk
Spooky that, real spooky .... 
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02-08-2007, 01:44 AM
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Like most boys his age, he wasn't above pressure washing the meat.
hmmm... washing sure... pressure washing? Egh, i'll try everything once.
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02-08-2007, 05:02 AM
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She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were
exorcising the trouser ham bulldog * Ches sniggers
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02-08-2007, 01:04 PM
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Like most guys his age, he wasn't above flirting with the pocket brontosaurus.
Gosh!
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02-08-2007, 07:43 PM
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He was so drunk he was literally wearing the gecko.
*SketchMcDraw steps away from the gecko.
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02-08-2007, 08:00 PM
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Is it just me or are all the euphemisms euphemisms of one thing, or a variation of that one thing...
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#10
02-08-2007, 09:12 PM
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Quote:
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07-08-2007, 08:37 PM
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Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed unleashing the mushroom.
* Eric_Cartman takes all the mushrooms out of his meal.....
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08-08-2007, 01:15 AM
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From behind the curtain came the unmistakable sounds of beating the pocket yak.
* Fender
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08-08-2007, 05:18 PM
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She checked the coast was clear before chasing the four-legged best friend.
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09-08-2007, 09:39 PM
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She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were salting the surgeon general. Does that mean they are cannibalistic? * luvducks doesn't carry on
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12-08-2007, 07:39 PM
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In fifty years, would people of our age still call it pointing at the elves?
I must be missing out on so much, wasn't aware they did that now
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