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Old 11-07-2008, 08:34 PM
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Talking Would you leave your other half for the celebrity you most fancy?

Serious Question.

If you met the Celebrity at the top of your most fanciable list, and they declared their love for you and asked you to run away with them, would you?

And who is it?



Singles can answer too... Nino & Gio, come out of your closets and reply to this ;).
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Old 11-07-2008, 08:37 PM
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neverrrrrrrrrrrrrr, mostly cause i dont fancy any celebrities....

but i still wouldnt.......celebrities tend to have terrible love lives anyways..
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Old 11-07-2008, 08:39 PM
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Well, normally I would say yes.

But would I want to look after Angelina Jolie's newborn babies? Also, I doubt her figure will be the best after feeding those twins for 9 months

So, it's a no from me!
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Old 11-07-2008, 08:46 PM
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Well, normally I would say yes.

But would I want to look after Angelina Jolie's newborn babies? Also, I doubt her figure will be the best after feeding those twins for 9 months

So, it's a no from me!

Anything Gio says is a lie . . . he secretly fancies Anne Widdecombe
El Niño says (21:41):
Anne Widdecombe mmmm, always liked conservetive ladies


Come out of your closet Jas! .
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Old 11-07-2008, 08:49 PM
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I don't really know how to answer this, considering my relationship status, but it depends who my other half was. I'm sure I wouldn't leave them for a celebrity but if David Villa or Johnny Depp came along and was like, Hey, Jolene, let's hang out, I'd be all for that and whatever happens, happens. If things worked about between either of those 2 babes...I would take a break from my other half, yes. You never know if there is someone better out there for you. It's always nice to take a break from a relationship and try to figure out if they are the right one.

Okay, maybe just a hook up with those guys, since they are married and have a family. BOOO. I don't need any crazy baby mama drama. =p

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Eugenia Silva or Adriana Lima...begging me...ahh, an offer...yes, but an offer I can refuse with no hesitation...I am a man of honor and class..I am Don Giovanni *kiss my ring*
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Old 11-07-2008, 08:59 PM
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If I wasn't single, even if the opportunity arose, I would still stick with my partner. For one reason: love! I don't see why anyone would want to give up a loving relationship to start another that probably won't even work out.
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I second that.

No way would I leave my husband for anyone.
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Same here - no one would/could ever match up to my hubby! Half the time the person you dream you'd like to be with would turn out to be nothing like you imagined them to be IRL, so you'd end up losing a good relationship for one that turns out to be a complete waste of time.
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well.. i dont think there are many people who would trade a nice normal life in for a crazy papparazzi filled celebrity one... i know i wouldn't... HOWEVER theres a couple celebrities i would have an *encounter* with (heheh) (http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/7/...ndersuresh.jpg)
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I found a wallet lying around on the floor so I opened it to find out whose wallet it was.

Now I know most of us guys fancy Anne Widdecombe, but it seems like this person loves to keep her on a tight leash!



Now, don't ruff her up heh
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Old 11-07-2008, 10:09 PM
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that is sooooo funny lol


I wouldnt leave mr tupp but i do fancy sting (might be cos he is into tantric sex) or gordon ramsey ..

But then again i think fantising about celebs is much more fun ..then you 'll not be dissapointed
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Old 11-07-2008, 10:30 PM
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Hahah oh my God....no comment on that picture.

As for the thread, no, I wouldn't leave my significant other for any celebrity or fantastical lover. I'm far too much of a hopeless romantic for any such galavanting. I don't even really have a crush on any celebrities....well....Vince Vaughn I find INCREDIBLY sexy even though he's really not at all
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Old 11-07-2008, 10:36 PM
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I found a wallet lying around on the floor so I opened it to find out whose wallet it was.

Now I know most of us guys fancy Anne Widdecombe, but it seems like this person loves to keep her on a tight leash!



Great work G
You sly git, how could you dump your mistress with me?! She actually looks hotter as a dog lmfao.
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Old 13-07-2008, 04:20 PM
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Wow.
I know i'm single and that.

But, I'd leave anyone for a bit of Anne Widdecombe ;)
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Hm.

If Mr Shadows [the muy sexy owner of the arm up in my avatar] wanted to run away with me I wouldn't. I'd commit suicide because life couldn't possibly get any better.
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Old 17-07-2008, 03:18 PM
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Haha. I'm single, but have been in serious relationships in the past... And to be honest if Richard Hammond suddenly declared his undying love for me.... Hell Yeah!... I'm a reaaalllly bad person though :)
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I'd probably say no to the celebrity. They DO have horrible love lives. I would hate for every little thing that person and I did to be on some sort of magazine or something. I wouldn't be able to stand all the attention. x.x;

Not to mention the media usually likes to find faults in everyone and everything. Which I think is completely horrible. l:
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Half the fun of a relationship is being able to do random things at random places that nobody else sees as anything special.

With press in your face it kinda loses all of its charm.
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Well, my ultimate TV star/movie star/crush/comedian/role model/comic book hero/writer/voice-over-guy dream man is... Stephen Colbert. Ever since I heard his voice, saw his face, and then his body...

Now that I am so committed to my boyfriend, and we are both in love, I would not ditch him for Mr. Colbert. He's just a fantasy. Although I will see him live at his studio sometime. :)
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