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The clinch 12 31.58%
Bottom to bottom 9 23.68%
Spoons 11 28.95%
Linked legs 3 7.89%
His and her zones 7 18.42%
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Old 18-07-2007, 07:26 PM
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What are you like in bed ?

What are you like in bed?

[spoil]TUT TUT , WHAT KIND OF A THREAD DID YOU THINK THIS WAS ? /BLUSH[/spoil]

If a psychologist could watch you and your partner sleeping, what would your body language reveal? Non-verbal communication experts Dr Betty Rudd and Allan Pease analyse your sleep positions.

(If you're not with a partner at present, please just vote for the one you think would go for.)




CLICK HERE FOR experts Dr Betty Rudd and Allan Pease analyse

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Old 18-07-2007, 07:43 PM
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Oh dear, me and mr cherry sleep bottom to bottom does this mean i still love the old sod.
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Old 18-07-2007, 07:52 PM
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Yeap cherry you must still love the sod.

I wonder why they haven't shown spoons, but with the lady facing the man ?
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Old 18-07-2007, 08:22 PM
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I dunno, but yeah spoons are a good comfty sleep position as well, we do that sometimes
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Old 18-07-2007, 09:54 PM
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This is how we look... why wasn't this an option? You know, adorable 2 year old between mommy and daddy... hogging the entire bed and all the covers... oh, and my pillow too!

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Old 18-07-2007, 10:04 PM
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Hahahaha! I love that, Sam! That's a nice addition.
I don't want babies now..
Kiddin' :P
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Closest i get is linked legs. We're more linked everything, she virtually sleeps on top of me, she moves around a lot
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Old 19-07-2007, 01:20 AM
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Well! That was a tough one...been so long I almost forgot! I wanna SPOOOOOON again!

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So now, spooning, who goes in front and who goes to the back? me being behind her usually gives me ideas...
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So now, spooning, who goes in front and who goes to the back? me being behind her usually gives me ideas...
LMAO, you sound like my mr cherry, i wonder why i stay up late on isketch.
Maybe to get that needed rest i so deserve
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Am I the only one that needs space then or have I just been married too long?
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I gotta pick his and hers zones but with me closer to the edge of the bed so the wife doesnt keep hitting me in her sleep.
We all get an elbow to the face every now and then dont we?
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I wonder why they haven't shown spoons, but with the lady facing the man ?
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So now, spooning, who goes in front and who goes to the back? me being behind her usually gives me ideas...
That answers my question really.
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Old 19-07-2007, 11:04 AM
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i usually go through all of them . . . .

starts at spoons after . . .you know . .

then the clinch till she goes too sleep . .

then i have too wake her up too get comfy myself . . .

then linked legs until that gets uncomfertable . . .

bottom to bottom and then our own zones.
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It's too hot to spoon and to clinch. Bottom to bottom just makes me laugh and results in bum fights, lol. Me and Mr. Vik take sleeping very seriously, we definately have our own zones. Can't sleep otherwise. Ideally we'd love the 'clinch' but seriously, I'd never sleep. We always have a cuddle before though, and we always go to bed at the same time, lol.
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Ideally we'd love the 'clinch' but seriously, I'd never sleep. We always have a cuddle before though, and we always go to bed at the same time, lol.
But as you're not married yet, We know you both really have single beds,

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This is how we look... why wasn't this an option? You know, adorable 2 year old between mommy and daddy... hogging the entire bed and all the covers... oh, and my pillow too!


LOL that is so funny, however I have been there and it's no fun.

Your daughter is still a bit young yet, but we got our kids beds like the one shown below,



With a bed like this, miss sam-I-am will never bother you or mr sam-I-am again

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Obvious answer: No complaints so far
LMAO, the title wasn't really a question, but nice to hear all is well in that department
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Oooohhhhh when it's time to sleep in this house, it turns into a war-zone! Seriously!! We fight about being on each other's side, we fight over the quilt, we argue, the quilt gets pulled from one side to the other, kicks get thrown, one of us gets pushed out of bed. My goodness, if I had a pound for everytime we've considered single beds, I'd be a millionare!

Above that though, we kind of do all of those at some point, the linked legs is only when MrFacey gets ideas () but end up in the 'zones'.

My favourite one isn't on there though, there's only one form of cutlery on that list...
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Has anyone tried "Screaming Eagles" position? It is the most intimate of the sleeping positions. That is where you hold hands and scream like eagles.

I also like wrist watch to wrist watch.



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./me hands out earplugs.....ahhhhhh stop the screaming ?:o) nice shirt btw Josh!!!
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Have to say spoons or bunk beds
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Spoons (predictably) but she's the one facing my back, apparently hugging me like that helps her sleep. We're always all over the bed in the morning though, legs and arms akimbo :)
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